Chapter 0059: Mr. Leng Qiu, who is not guaranteed in the evening
However, now, Tan Yushu has no way to retreat.
Even if the routine is debunked, continue to follow the routine!
So, Tan Yushu said:
"The village chief is right, that kind of routine is the most stupid trick, fooling the intelligence of others. This god tree immortal, naturally will not use such a routine, you don't need to say more, let's line up and start. ”
Everyone nodded hurriedly.
The village chief was the first to step forward, bent down and touched the bottom of the pot, touching endlessly, while asking for instructions on the crooked neck tree: "Divine Tree Immortal, I'll touch it like this, okay?" ”
"Alright, alright, next!" Tan Yushu said angrily.
Let you touch the iron pot, just mean it, you just touch it and don't let it go, and enjoy it, this is the iron pot of Mrs. Ji, as Mrs. Ji, right?
"Haha, I'm innocent, I've touched it, and the eggs in the pot don't speak!" The village chief grinned and stepped aside.
Next, Niu Er stepped forward and began to touch the iron pot.
Tan Yushu suddenly thought viciously, this stupid apprentice exposed his routine, and he framed him!
Just pull out a root and hide under the iron pot to say a word, you can make the cow 200 mouthfuls speechless, jump into the Yellow River and can't wash it!
Anyway, the roots are hidden at the bottom of the pot, and the gods don't know it.
However, looking at Niu Er's innocent face, Tan Yushu finally gave up this plan.
It is not difficult to frame Niu Er.
But let go of the real thief and affect the reputation of the Great Immortal of the Divine Tree.
Niu Er had already touched the iron pot and stood on the side of the village chief.
It's Tan Si's turn.
Tan Si stepped forward to touch the iron pot, and he also had a clear conscience on his face.
Tan Yushu began to struggle again.
Do you want the gourd monk to judge the gourd case and let Tan Si carry this pot?
Anyway, Tan Si is not a good guy, and he had to hack himself to death at the beginning.
However, his own system was also activated by Tan Si.
Isn't it too much to plant such a false accusation?
With such a struggle, Tan Si had already touched the iron pot and stood beside the village chief and Niu Er.
Then Yu Huan, Jiang Yaonu, carpenter and others took turns on the field and touched the iron pot.
Tan Yushu observed carefully, and everyone was very calm.
Mrs. Ji herself touched the iron pot and ruled out her suspicions.
I didn't touch the iron pot, only the private school gentleman remained.
Mr. Leng Qiu's name is always decent, deeply respected, peach and plum full of villages, and his prestige in Mopan Village is second only to the village chief Ke Sangouzi.
However, now, it is Leng Qiu's biggest suspicion.
Because everyone has touched the iron pot, cleared up the suspicions, and proved their innocence.
Only Leng Qiu hasn't played yet.
Leng Qiu was at the end of the line, he was old and lacked energy, and he was sitting on the ground, hugging his knees and napping.
Mr. Ji was too angry, pointed at Mr. Private School, and gritted his teeth and scolded:
"Leng Qiu, it turns out that you stole my eggs! Beasts, hypocrites, real villains, misguided children, insulting Sven! Full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, a belly of male thieves and female prostitutes! ”
Tan Si grinned: "Haha, it turned out that Mr. Leng Qiu did it!" ”
The village chief was extremely disappointed with Leng Qiu, and shook his head again and again: "Alas, it's really hard to draw the skin of a tiger and paint the bones, and you don't know the face of the person but you don't know the heart!" ”
Yu Huan and Jiang Yaonu were also whispering: "I really didn't expect that Mr. Leng turned out to be an egg thief...... It's a pity that the late season is not guaranteed. ”
The carpenter sneered: "What do you know about the affairs of the scholars?" That's 'stealing eggs', not stealing eggs. Stealing eggs doesn't steal, you know? ”
Niu Er was also very disappointed, and said to himself: "I never expected that Mr. Leng was such a person." Last time, Tan Si said that Mr. Leng had secretly been to Qunfang Building, and I didn't believe it, but now it seems that it may be true. ”
Mrs. Ji suddenly realized, found Leng Qiu's motive for stealing eggs, and shouted:
"I understand, Leng Qiu must have stolen my eggs and given them to the girl in Qunfanglou! I heard that the girl there, two eggs a night! ”
Tan Yushu tried his best to hold back his laughter, and the nodules of the tree were suffocating.
If what Mrs. Ji said is true, then ...... After you become a person, you will first send 10,000 eggs to Qunfanglou and charter it for ten years!
Suddenly remembering Cao Ji's shyness again, Tan Yushu felt that he should add another 10,000 eggs to send over.
Leng Qiu was still napping, and it seemed that he hadn't heard everyone's words.
Tan Yushu didn't speak, paying attention to Leng Qiu.
Mrs. Ji shouted: "Leng Qiu, are you a thief and don't dare to speak?" Don't dare to touch the iron pot? ”
Leng Qiu was finally woken up, raised his head, rubbed his eyes, and asked with a confused expression, "What?" What are you talking about? ”
"You've already shown your fox tail, and you're still pretending?" Boss Ji was too angry and scolded:
"You stole my two eggs and went to Qunfang Building to drink flower wine, now the truth has been revealed, you still want to deny it!"
"Qunfang Building?" Leng Qiu was startled, hurriedly stood up, and shook his hand again and again:
"Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense, if you go to Qunfang Building to drink flower wine, you will need at least three taels of silver, and two eggs are not enough at all!"
As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent.
Everyone looked at the cold autumn.
After a while, everyone said in unison, "Oh...... It turns out that Mr. Leng has really been to Qunfang Building! ”
"Damn, I said I missed my mouth...... In fact, this is an elegant thing, and people who go to that kind of place are looking for inspiration to make articles...... In the so-called wind and dust, there is a true temperament. It's not what you think, it's really not ......" Leng Qiu smiled and hesitated.
Mrs. Ji rushed up and grabbed Leng Qiu's collar: "Don't talk about Qunfanglou now, you hurry up and return my eggs!" ”
Leng Qiu opened Mrs. Ji's hand, frowned, and said, "The Divine Tree Immortal didn't speak, how do you know that I stole your egg?" ”
Mrs. Ji was aggressive: "You didn't steal, why don't you dare to touch my iron pot?" Everyone touched it, but the egg didn't speak. Now, you alone haven't touched the iron pot, the thief must be you! ”
The villagers also urged one after another: "Yes, Mr. Leng, hurry up and touch the iron pot!" ”
"Touch it!"
Leng Qiu snorted, pushed Mrs. Ji away, walked to the iron pot, bent down and stretched out his hand, ready to touch.
Everyone widened their eyes and pricked up their ears, staring at Leng Qiu.
Leng Qiu's hands finally pressed down and touched the iron pot......
Thump.
Plop plop!
At this moment, there was a sudden sound in the upside-down iron pot, like an old hen fluttering its wings inside!
Tan Yushu was stunned, he didn't do anything, why was there movement at the bottom of the pot?
Could it be Mrs. Ji's egg, and the chick will hatch at this time?
No, even if the chicks hatch, it is impossible to make such a big noise, right?
Leng Qiu was also startled, hurriedly withdrew his hand, and looked at everyone in panic.
The village chief and the others were overjoyed, pointed at Leng Qiu together, and shouted: "Leng Qiu, it's really you!" ”
Leng Qiu shouted in horror: "It's not me, it's really not me!" ”
Everyone looked angrily: "It's you, it's you!" ”
"It's you, it's you!"
At this time, a childish voice also came from the upside-down iron pot.
I rub, who is talking under the iron pot ?!
Tan Yushu was also taken aback.
Could it be that his own mouth has been opened and he says that eggs can speak, so there are really eggs that can speak?