As the bed shook violently, Qiao Yuan slowly woke up from his sleep.

He had a nonsensical dream in which he was on a spaceship and charged into battle with a group of strangely shaped soldiers. The weapon in his hand is like a spear, and there is a ball of light at the tip of the spear, and the center of the ball is black, as long as it touches the enemy's body, the enemy immediately turns into a slug, which is both funny and a little disgusting.

There is a monster like a crab, with colorful eyes, and the pincers just "click~" cut a comrade next to him in two, and his teammates struggled on the ground in pain, holding the other half in his hand and piecing it back, trying to reconnect his body.

Just as he was in a daze, the sharp pliers reached his neck in the blink of an eye......

"How can you have such bloody dreams?"

Qiao Yuan turned over and got out of bed, what made him even more strange at this moment was that this bed was shaking inexplicably? He slept for more than a month, and he didn't notice that it still had this function.

Hearing the sudden sound of "hey~" from someone behind him, Qiao Yuan jumped up three feet high, and was so frightened that he immediately returned to the real world from his dream.

"You ......"

At first glance, he was a little angry, this kid had already scared him twice, and the last time was the first time he entered the heavenly machine.

"What's wrong? Started to learn to be scary? ”

"No," Xiao Xiao couldn't help laughing, "you're liberated, and now the energy of the system is enough to send you out!" ”

Hearing this good news, Qiao Yuan was overjoyed, this place was now enough to make him sick.

It seems that in less than a minute, Qiao Yuan not only changed his clothes, but also washed up.

He flicked the remaining foam on his bangs and said, "I'm ready!" ”

"I didn't expect you to wash your hair so quickly," ...... little whisper, "wash it or not, go out the same!" ”

"What do you say......"

Qiao Yuan didn't understand why he said this, and when he suddenly noticed that there was water all around, he reacted and returned to the river.

After choking on a few mouthfuls of water, he concentrated and went upstream, and saw the blue sky and white clouds again, which made him feel very kind.

Then he found that the water was bitterly cold, and he didn't want to linger any longer.

The dog shaved onto the shore.

As soon as he reached the shore, he found that the ground was full of prayer candles, and a huge statue in the middle of the square not far away.

"When will there be another statue here?" Qiao Yuan was a little surprised, "Why did people immediately start to pay attention to art just after the crisis was resolved?" ”

He wandered to himself not far in front of the statue, and suddenly realized that this person was a little like him. And there is a Coke cup on his head, which feels as funny as picking a maple leaf on an elephant's head.

The more Qiao Yuan looked at it, the more he looked like it, he walked over curiously to find out, and there was a quarrel of someone not far away.

I heard the tall, long-haired girl scold indignantly: "How can you defile the statue of the Savior? ”

The fat man, who was as tall as a hill, said, "What's in your way?" ”

While smiling, he turned to the mobile phone camera: "Old iron! As long as the gold coins exceed 10,000, there are even more exciting! Hurry up and double-click Six-Six-Six! ”

The girl's perfunctory attitude towards the fat man is even more angry.

Reaching out and snatching the mobile phone from the fat man's hand, he wanted to break it immediately and teach him a hard lesson.

The fat man's body turned flexibly, and his mouth was very proud: "Hehe~ How can you snatch the food away?" My sword is not yours! ”

The girl was so angry that she stomped her feet, and her mouth was softly abusive, and there was nothing she could do with him. Several onlookers on the side still shouted and applauded the fat man.

Qiao Yuan didn't take a few steps forward before he could see who these two people were. The girl is Lingling, and the fat man is his career terminator.

Will these two stand together? Qiao Yuan was a little surprised, he never thought that they would meet, and even quarreled.

Seeing that Lingling was bullied by the fat man, Qiao Yuan's anger rushed to the top of his head for a while, after so many things, he is no longer the cowardly young man he was at the beginning.

He rushed up and yelled, "Dead fat, what are you doing?!" ”

Hearing such an angry roar, everyone's eyes fell on Qiao Yuan.

Everyone said "eh~" in unison.

Some people's faces turned white in an instant, while others turned red.

"Qiao Yuan?!" Lingling yelled and ran at him.

Before Qiao Yuan could react, he gave him a big hug, and then pushed him away. Such a change caught him off guard, stumbling, and falling to the ground.

"Are you alright?"

Lingling came over to help him up, a little shy and apologetic about what she had just done. She reached out and pulled down a water weed from the top of Qiao Yuan's head, her expression surprised,

"How did you get up from the river? We all thought you were ...... It's dead! ”

"Haha," Qiao Yuan touched the back of his head in embarrassment, "How could I die?" At the beginning, the head could be replaced, and it was naturally okay to be so high. ”

The fat man's huge face plate immediately squeezed over annoyingly, put it on Qiao Yuan's shoulder, and shouted out in a lost voice: "Old iron! …… I...... I found a big piece of news! Joe is far from dead, he's by my side! Look! ”

The mobile phone screen was full of foam from the fat man's mouth, and a big face occupied the entire screen, and Qiao Yuan was squeezed into the lower left corner.

The shots are both pompous and hilarious.

As soon as the fat man's voice fell, the screen immediately flew like an explosion. The screen is full of six-six-six, and Qiao Ye is awesome, and the fat man is mighty......

Qiao Yuan reacted at this time, and the fat man became an anchor!

It must have been his pig-like head, who lost his father's wealth and was desperate to embark on this road.

Qiao Yuan pushed him away in disgust, and shouted loudly: "Don't shoot randomly!" Go away. ”

The fat man, like a cat that was hurt by his master, suddenly moved his head away from the way, rubbed his big belly, looked respectful, and his voice was long:

"Yo~, I'm sorry Master Qiao! I'm blocking you~ You go on, I'm right next to me, don't bother......"

Before he finished the previous sentence, he suddenly turned around again, and the fat on his stomach was thrown around like a hula hoop. He clenched his right hand into a fist and let out a cry like killing a pig,

"Such big news! Where's your gold, old irons? Hurry up, walk up ......"

Qiao Yuan sighed for his enthusiasm for the live broadcast, and reluctantly pulled Lingling to the side and walked a few steps to the side, he didn't expect that this fat man had lost his sharpness back then.

If he used to be a wild boar, now he has become a domestic pig in captivity.

"Eh, Lingling, why did you quarrel with this obnoxious fat man?" He asked.

As soon as Lingling heard Qiao Yuan talk about this, she immediately became angry, stomped her feet and said:

"This fat man...... Hmph~, he dared to climb your statue to broadcast live, and put a Coke cup on the statue's head! It's too much! ”

Qiao Yuan was stunned in his heart! I didn't expect this statue to be myself? He didn't expect the fat man to hype up this matter, although he was a little unhappy in his heart, but it was all in the past, and he didn't want to pursue it.

Smiled and coped: "It's okay, it's okay, as long as you don't put the cup on my head again." How did you end up here? ”

Lingling's face turned red, and Fan said implicitly: "We all thought you were ......, alas! I'm here to see you. ”

"Look at me?" Qiao Yuan pointed to the statue behind him, "Why did they make a statue for me?" ”

"Because you are now recognized by everyone as a hero and savior!"

"I ......" Qiao Yuan heard Lingling say this, his tongue was a little knotted, "I didn't expect them to be very honest, and they really made me a hero." ”

He thought about it again, now that he had come back in good condition, would they tear down the statue again?

He looked up at the statue carefully, except for the nose that was a little crooked, and the eyes that were a little slanted, it was quite similar, but he always felt that something was missing.

Suddenly, he patted the door of his head and said:

"I remember! When I was willing to sacrifice, they promised to be a hero with me, so why am I the only one now? ”

"Fat?" Lingling flashed the watery Mouzi, "People may have forgotten about him......"