"Rounding!"

Shi Xing suddenly appeared beside me, stretched out his hand and came to me: "I've been looking for you for a long time, where did you go?" ”

I looked up at this nerd next to me, I had been sitting here watching TV, but this guy dared to say that he was looking for me for a long time!

Shi Xing saw my stunned face, hehe smiled and moved a stool to sit next to me: "Huh? Why are you alone? Isn't it Saturday today? ”

I looked helplessly at the man in front of me who interrupted me watching the family ethics drama, and silently took out his writing board: "Today's Tong Ze School celebrates, I can't speak, I'm afraid that I will let Tong Ze's classmates laugh at him, so I asked Uncle Shi to go." ”

"I see!" Shi Xing reached out and grabbed an apple in front of me, wiped it on my clothes casually twice, and said to me, "What about Yuanyuan?" Why didn't I see him? He's also going to the school celebration? ”

I glanced at the guy in front of me who had snatched my fruit, and answered him on the clipboard one by one.

"Senior brother went to Hong Kong last month to deal with things, and the result was the chairman of a private university over there, he admired his brother's craftsmanship very much, and felt that Tai Chi Bagua and Zhou Yi were also our national studies, so he asked my senior brother to give a lecture in their school, calculate the time, and come back in the next few days. By the way, my brother has been gone for so long, haven't you noticed? ”

Shi Xing saw my answer and paused for a moment: "No wonder I said I haven't seen this guy for a long time, I'll go!" This Yuanyuan is really not kind! You can take me with you to the lecture! He talks about Zhou Yi gossip, and I can also talk about calming my mind! ”

"Less nonsense!" I patted Shi Xing's head with a clipboard: "Just you, a monk of wine and meat, it's better not to mislead people's children!" ”

"What!" Shi Xing pouted at me very dissatisfied: "I call this a Buddha in my heart!" If you look at the monks outside now, they all say that they don't eat meat, but they want to eat it in their hearts; I'm different, although I'm eating with my mouth, but I don't want to eat in my heart, I never talk about the Buddha, and I'll always put the Buddha in my heart. ”

"Stop!" I pressed my clipboard against Shi Xing's face: "I don't want to hear you give me Buddhist scriptures!" Didn't you say you'd be looking for me for a long time? What happened? ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" After Shi Xing saw my question, he suddenly laughed extremely obscenely: "I have two things to do with you, both of which are related to the people around you, guess who it is?" ”

"Something to do with someone close to me?"

Since I no longer use the Six Thunder Technique, no longer come forward to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, I have become an intelligence officer in our small group of five, every time I encounter something, Senior Brother, Shi Xing, Tong Ze or Senior Uncle will come to me to analyze, over time, let me develop the habit of hearing a problem The first reaction is to analyze the problem.

After listening to Shi Xing's words, I subconsciously began to analyze the information in this passage, first of all, Shi Xing's face was a big smile on the surface, but I saw a hint of ridicule in his eyes, in this case, I think this matter is not a bad thing, at least not bad for Shi Xing.

At the same time, I can guess that the news that this kid wants to tell me will definitely make me ugly, which is why his eyes are so obscene.

Secondly, Shi Xing said that this matter is related to the people around me, and the people around me, except for my father who has been on a long-term business trip, are only four people in these three small shops.

Among them, Shi Xing told me the source of this news, so I can exclude him, and then the only ones left are Uncle Shi, Senior Brother and Tong Ze.

If it was about Senior Brother, then when I told Senior Brother Shi Xing that he was on a business trip, he would definitely be disappointed.

Then there are only two people left, one is Tong Ze, the kid, and the other is Uncle Shi.

"Is it news about Tong Ze and Uncle Shi?"

When Shi Xing saw my answer on the clipboard, he was first taken aback, and then showed that lewd smile.

His expression in my eyes made me sure that today's news must be related to Tong Ze, a little rabbit cub.

"Looks like you're listening!" Shi Xing stretched out his hand and patted me on the shoulder: "It's worthy of being a guy who teaches himself reasoning and psychology, that's right, this first news is related to Xiao Tong Ze!" ”

Hearing Shi Xing's words, I smiled bitterly, I just read a few books on micro-expression psychology and micro-motor psychology, and I was pulled by you to be an intelligence officer.

I turned around and lit a cigarette, and asked Shi Xing on the clipboard, "What's wrong with this kid?" Did you get into a fight with someone at school? Or is skipping class always being discovered? Or do you secretly go to an Internet café to play games, or go out drinking and singing with three or five classmates? ”

"Holy!" Seeing my question, Shi Xing exclaimed: "I see that you have never been to pick up Xiao Tong Ze, I didn't expect you to know so much about his life?" ”

"Less nonsense!" I raised the clipboard in my hand again: "This kid doesn't smoke, he will only turn eighteen next month, if he doesn't go to the Internet café, how can he get the smell of cigarettes?" There were also a few times when I was shopping on the street, and I saw this kid and a few classmates fighting on the street from a long distance, and it was class time; As for drinking and fighting, it was because a few times as soon as he came back I saw shoe prints and the smell of alcohol on his clothes. ”

"I didn't expect our great detective to guess wrong one day!" Shi Xing looked up at me proudly: "This time he didn't fight with anyone, skip class or drink, I just came back from doing something outside last night, and I ended up by the lake, who do you guess I saw this kid with?" ”

"So that's it, by Biyang Lake, right?" I shrugged my shoulders at Shi Xing: "I already knew that I was with the girl he had been at the same table since elementary school, right?" What's this little girl's name? By the way, it's called Jiang Xiaoshan. ”

Seeing me writing such a large string of words, Shi Xing stretched his face: "You don't mean anything at all!" By the way, how did you find out? ”

"It's early!" I stretched out my hand and took a puff of cigarette: "This kid has been with that little girl doll since the second year of junior high school, haven't you noticed that since the second year of junior high school, this kid leaves very early every morning and comes back very late at night?" ”

"I know!" Shi Xing scratched his hair at me: "Didn't he say that he would make up classes at that time?" ”

"You're too young!" I slowly exhaled a smoke ring at Shi Xing: "At that time, this kid was silly every day, and I felt that something was wrong, so one night you all went out to do things, and I followed this kid, and finally saw him and the little girl doll dating by the lake." ”

"Cut." Seeing that his intentions were debunked by me, Shi Xing's face stretched out, but he seemed to think of something, and asked me again in a shyly manner: "Then you can't guess the second thing!" Because this matter is none of your uncle's business! ”

"It's none of my uncle's business." I frowned lightly at Shi Xing: "So this matter is related to me, right?" ”

"That's right!" Shi Xing suddenly stood up and smiled behind me: "I have left beforehand!" Talk slowly! ”

I jerked my head back and saw Little Nine-Tails standing by the door with a smile on his face, one of my favorite fried chickens in his hand.

Seeing that Shi Xing was leaving, Xiao Jiuwei hurriedly said: "Don't go, Master Shi Xing, I just happened to pass by here, thinking that you must not have eaten, I brought you a fried chicken, let's eat some together." ”

"Yes, yes! I'll get it for you! As soon as Shi Xing saw the food, he was happier than he was when he saw the banknotes, and he strode up to meet me, and when he passed by me, Shi Xing gently turned me.

"The second thing is that I found out that since the last time the little beggar happened, this little nine-tails often 'justly' passed by us! It's 'just right' for our meal! And 'justly' brought us something to eat! ”

After finishing speaking, Shi Xing didn't look at my stinky face as if he had eaten a fly, walked to Xiao Jiuwei's side in a shy, and reached out to pick up the fried chicken in her hand.

While picking it up, the nerd persuaded the little nine-tails: "Rest today, right?" I'll go to the kitchen and get some wine, let's have a little! You can watch TV with Yuanyuan's dumb man first, and I'll get it right away! ”