Tan Yushu was indifferent and locked the parrot in the hollow of the tree.

The parrot was wrapped in the demon wind, and it couldn't struggle, so it could only continue to beg for mercy, and said all the good things:

"Daxian, I have eyes and no beads, you treat me as a fart, right?"

"Daxian, today's life-saving grace, my parrot will never forget. In the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, you will also have to repay Daxian. ”

"Daxian, don't speak, what do you want my parrot to do, just say it, in the water and fire, go to the soup and fire, my parrot will never hesitate!"

"Daxian, my family is poor and desolate, with an eighty-year-old mother and a child waiting to be fed......"

"Daisen ......"

Tan Yushu remained silent and continued not to speak.

Because he is now a tree with a crooked neck, and he can't speak!

If you can talk, it would be good.

At least you can talk to this parrot and not be so lonely.

And Tan Yushu also likes this parrot a little.

Its eloquence is much better than Niu Er!

The parrot said good things for a long time, but still didn't get any response, so he couldn't help but be annoyed and angry, and scolded:

"Which dead monster is trapping Lao Tzu here? Hurry up and let Lao Tzu out, otherwise, Lao Tzu will start a fire, the heavens and the earth will collapse, and the six realms will be destroyed! ”

"Do you know who Lao Tzu is? Lao Tzu is the king of birds, ascend and shout, a hundred birds come to the court, what phoenix peacock, golden-winged Dapeng eagle, all have to kneel down for me! ”

"Lao Tzu asked you to let me go, did you hear me!"

"Are you a elm pimple, I've been talking for a long time, and you don't put a fart!?"

The more the parrot scolds, the more energetic it becomes, and the foul language is like the water of the Yangtze River......

Tan Yushu was annoyed, thought about it, and used a gust of demon wind to bring the parrot to the tree.

Then, Tan Yushu concentrated his mind and wrapped a soft thin branch around the parrot's feet.

Don't you like to climb up and shout?

I'll tie you to a tree and let you breathe slowly!

The parrot fluttered its wings desperately, but could not fly away, and cried again, shouting: "Great Immortal, if you want to kill or chop, you give me a good one, don't torture me anymore......"

I just don't give you pleasure!

Tan Yushu smiled wickedly in his heart, and urged another branch to wrap around the parrot's neck.

If you dare to be foolish, I will strangle you half to death.

The parrot realized the danger and hurriedly shut up.

Tan Yushu was also very embarrassed, and didn't think about what to do with this parrot.

Put it, it's too cheap to get it.

It attracted vultures, and it hurt itself to the bone marrow, and it must not be let go like this.

Let's kill it, it seems a bit too much.

Well, let's tie it up here for now, and think about it.

And that vulture, too, is really powerful. 's own demonic spirit, he didn't let it be half of his body, but just took off his clothes!

Dawn in the East.

A new day is coming.

Niu Er, a young man who cultivates immortals, surrounded by the villagers, once again embarked on the road of seeking immortals.

The old rule, walking under the crooked neck tree, Niu Er said goodbye to everyone, and made a dry speech by the way.

Of course, Niu Er himself didn't feel that his speech was dry, but thought it was impassioned and tear-jerking.

"Thirty Years ......"

Tan Yushu closed his hearing early.

He thought about it with the roots now, and he didn't even have to think about it, he knew what Niu Er was going to say.

Niu Er gave a speech for half an hour, and almost hypnotized the villagers successfully, and then turned around and said goodbye.

The villagers yawned and went back to their villages.

The parrot on the tree was hiding in the dense branches and leaves, and then he complained: ", why is this Niu Er more talkative than me?" But well...... Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, one day, I will be more talkative than him! ”

Tan Yushu pulled the branch on the parrot's neck a little tighter.

"Daxian spares his life, I shut up, I shut up!" The parrot hurriedly begged for mercy.

Tan Yushu smiled in his heart and continued to cultivate.

[Universal Redemption Points +5.] 】

[Universal Redemption Points +5.] 】

The progress of cultivation seems to be a little faster.

By noon, the universal redemption points had risen to 208 points.

The system panel has been upgraded and can be upgraded.

It's finally time to get promoted!

Tan Yushu calmed down and gave an order: "Improve!" ”

[If the promotion is successful, the universal exchange points consume 200 points.] 】

[Bloodline]: Demon Elm.

[Cultivation Realm]: The demon tree cultivates the fourth layer of the Heart Sutra, and one yang comes and goes. (Dacheng).

[Ontological realm]: equivalent to a seventy-year-old elm tree, parentheses: crooked neck.

[Demon Law]: Demon Wind and Evil Qi (unlimited use for life), Evil Words to confuse the public (unlimited use for life).

[Universal Redemption Points]: 8 points.

[Mission]: Continue to practice the exercise "Demon Tree Cultivation Heart Sutra".

One more demon spell?

Tan Yushu was pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly checked the specific use and efficacy of this 'demonic words to confuse the public'.

[Evil words confuse the public, that is, to speak, to speak like people, to speak human words......]

"MMP, Lao Tzu can finally speak!"

Tan Yushu was ecstatic, and unconsciously, he sent out a long-aggrieved heart!

But the voice came from the hollow of the tree.

Damn, is this tree hole really my own mouth?

The position of the mouth, why is it so low? How do you get three feet off the ground?

Isn't the mouth supposed to grow on it?

This Nima is too bloody and insulting.

This ghost day system!

The parrot on the tree was startled and cried out, "Who is talking, day ghost?" Scared Lao Tzu trembling! ”

"Shut up!"

Tan Yushu was angry, couldn't help but shout, and tightened the branch on the parrot's neck again.

"Spare your life, spare your life, spare your life......"

The parrot rolled its eyes and crooked its neck, and lay on the trunk of the tree, motionless.

The branches just now suddenly tightened, and finally the parrot was stunned.

Tan Yushu loosened the branches slightly, allowing the parrot to breathe.

After a while, the parrot woke up and cried bitterly:

"Daxian spares my life, I don't dare to talk anymore...... I'll just ask, Daxian, who are you, where are you, why can't I see your true body? Also, Daxian, your surname? What do you call it? Who else is in the house? What are your hobbies? Have time to drink tea together? ”

Why is this not a big deal?

Tan Yushu tugged at the branch on the parrot's neck again.

The parrot finally shut up.

Tan Yushu organized the language and said:

"You dead parrot listen to me, Lao Tzu is the king of trees, ascend and shout, a hundred trees come to the court, what yellow rosewood, golden silk nanmu, Kunlun sacred wood...... All of them have to kneel for me! ”

As soon as the words came out, Tan Yushu felt that the bark of the tree was red.

Why is this exactly the same as the parrot just bragged?

Mom, I'm not a parrot, I'm a parrot!

Alas, I don't blame myself, I haven't spoken for too long, and I have almost lost my language function......

The parrot in the tree was also very surprised, and complained in his heart, this tree king is really shameless, and he actually learned from a parrot!

It's just that the parrot didn't dare to say it.

Tan Yushu calmed down, and said: "You attracted vultures, and I was pecked, so I can't let you go......"

The parrot asked pitifully, "So, Daxian, are you this crooked-necked tree?" ”

"I want to die, how dare I say that I have a crooked neck?" Tan Yushu tugged at the branch around the parrot's neck again.

"No, no, don't get me wrong, Daxian, I didn't say your crooked neck, I mean...... No wonder this tree is amazing, and when people see it, they have a sense of admiration, it turns out to be a fairy tree! The parrot hurriedly changed his tune.

Tan Yushu snorted and said:

"Even though I know you're lying, I like to hear it. That's it, I'm bored now, tell me, why did the vulture last night arrest you, what kind of grudge are there between you? Did it rob your wife, or did you rob its wife? ”

Everyone has the heart of gossip.

Although he made a crooked neck tree, Tan Yushu's gossip heart was still as strong as before.

Perhaps, this is called not forgetting the original intention?