Chapter 0054: Immortal cultivators, why not be afraid of a battle

Cross-eyed reported to the village chief, foaming at the mouth, and told the strange thing just now.

Folks, make some additions.

After hearing this, the village chief of the horse face walked a few steps and said:

"In that case, let's go to Mopan Village and ask the Divine Tree Immortal to help drive away the little ghost at the bottom of the well. Everyone...... Start pooling money, make up as much as you want, count as much as you want. ”

Cross-eyed hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Village Chief, what kind of divine tree immortal in Mopan Village is a crooked-necked elm pimple, I don't think it's reliable!" ”

The village chief of the horse face stretched his face from fifty-five yards to sixty yards and asked, "Why is it not reliable?" ”

Cross-eyed gestures and said, "I've seen that tree...... It's an elm pimple, and it can't be spiritual. And the crooked neck is hunchbacked, and there is a lump the size of a pumpkin, and a tree hole......"

The horse-faced village chief frowned and was silent.

Cross-eyed and said: "Our Pijia Village has a lot of talents, so why bother to find a crooked neck tree to help?" You can figure it out on your own. ”

The village chief of the horse face nodded, waved his hand, and said: "What Dou Laosan said is also right, let's brainstorm and think of a way." ”

The crowd was enthusiastic and had a heated discussion.

Tan Yushu was eating melons on the side, thinking to himself, should you release a demonic wind, let the cross-eyed close the bird's beak, and lie down honestly?

Let's wait.

Look at the talented Pijia Village, and what methods are used to deal with it.

"Report to the village chief, I have a good solution!"

In the crowd, an old lady raised her hand.

It's the same age as Mrs. Ji in Mopan Village.

The village chief was overjoyed and nodded hurriedly: "Very good, Grandma Ke San is old and well-informed, and she will definitely not disappoint everyone, tell me your method." ”

Grandma Ke San smiled, walked up to the well platform, and said confidently:

"All ghosts, monsters, and demons, gods and bodhisattvas, are afraid of filthy things."

"The same is true of spiritual birds and beasts. If you encounter something unclean, you will have to flee. ”

"Now, there is a little imp hiding at the bottom of the well, and I see that it can be driven away with filth."

"So I suggest that everyone pick up a few loads of dung and pour it into the well."

"If you can't do it again, you will throw the dirty clothes and footcloths of the women in the village, as well as the moon letter cloth that has been replaced, into the well!"

the groove.

It's so poisonous!

Tan Yushu wasn't afraid of those filth, but it just sounded disgusting, and he couldn't help but retreat.

"Great idea, great solution!"

The villagers of Pijia Village suddenly realized, like an empowerment, and applauded.

Only the village chief did not applaud, but stretched the horse's face to sixty-five yards, glared and said: "This is a well, the dung is poured into it, plus the women's dirty clothes and foot cloths, can you still eat water in the future?" ”

“……”

The villagers looked at each other.

Tan Yushu was also ashamed.

Why didn't I think of this joint just now, I was almost frightened by Grandma Kesan!

It seems that there is a gap between his IQ and the horse-faced village chief.

Grandma Ke San's IQ is not low, and she immediately saw the wind and rudder, and sneered: "I said this on purpose just now, intending to scare the little ghost in the well, but I didn't plan to really do it." ”

Everyone reacted one after another, hitting the snake with the stick: "Yes, yes, yes, our applause is also deliberate, we want to scare the little ghost at the bottom of the well away." ”

Tan Yushu sneered, now that I know, you can't scare me away.

The village chief waved his hand: "This method doesn't work, think of another way!" ”

"Village chief, I have a way!"

The strong young man who had just participated in the tug-of-war stepped forward.

The horse-faced village chief nodded: "If there is any way, just say it, Qian Zhuang." ”

It turned out that this young man's name was Qian Zhuang.

Tan Yushu remembered another name.

Qian Zhuang nodded and said, "As far as I know, there is a young immortal cultivator in Mopan Village, who has great magical powers and responds to requests, called Niu Er......"

Burst!

Tan Yushu almost burst out laughing.

It seems that no one can stop themselves from rampaging Wang Tu's hegemony in the village!

Find Niu Er to come over, things will be easier.

Qian Zhuang's proposal was supported by everyone.

The horse-faced village chief clapped: "Okay, it's decided, everyone starts to make up money, and invite Niu Er to come over to catch ghosts!" ”

People donated money one after another.

Ten rooms and nine poverty, a total of eight taels and seven coins and six cents of broken silver.

The village chief put the broken silver in a cloth bag, handed it to Qian Zhuang, and asked Qian Zhuang to go to Mopan Village to invite Niu Er.

Qian Zhuang said goodbye and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely live up to expectations and invite Niu Er Immortal Master to Pijia Village!" ”

The village chief waved his hand: "Go and return quickly, everyone is waiting for the draft." ”

Qian Zhuang turned around and left.

Tan Yushu's mind walked back along the roots, staring at Qian Zhuang.

Qian Zhuang strode forward, climbed the mountain, and looked back.

Seeing that there was no one around, Qian Zhuang opened the cloth bag, picked up a few pieces of the largest broken silver, put it in his arms, and said: "The mountain is high and the road is far away, and the wind eats and sleeps in the open, these silvers can be regarded as my Qian Zhuang's entanglement......"

Despicable humanity.

Tan Yushu sighed again.

Corruption is corruption, and make excuses for yourself.

It's a total of five miles of road, which is also a long way to go?

Fortunately, this Qian Zhuang is not the village head, otherwise, Pijia Village will be like a dark night forever!

Mopan Village.

Under the crooked neck tree, Niu Er is leading everyone to worship the god tree Daxian.

Tan Yushu's mind returned, checked the points, and found that there were five hundred more points.

However, it is still not enough to upgrade.

The last time I leveled up, I consumed 6,000 points.

If you want to upgrade again, it is estimated that it will consume more.

After the worship, Niu Er led everyone back.

Qian Zhuang from Pijia Village happened to arrive and waved his hand and shouted: "Folks, please stay, may I ask, is Niu Er Immortal Master here?" ”

Niu Er had already walked several feet away, and when he heard someone shouting to him, he hurriedly stopped, turned around and said, "I am Niu Er Immortal Master, who is looking for me?" ”

"Great, great! I'm Qian Zhuang, Qian Zhuang from Pijia Village! ”

Qian Da Da was overjoyed, sped up his pace, rushed to Niu Er's side, presented a handful of broken silver, and said: "Our Pijia Village is haunted, the villagers have gathered some silver, and ask Niu Er Immortal Master to go and catch ghosts and eliminate harm for the people!" ”

"There is silver!"

After a while, the villagers of Mopan Village rushed up and divided all the broken silver in Qian Zhuang's hand.

Niu Er, a little silver skin did not fall.

Qian Dacheng was taken aback and shouted, "This is for Niu Erxian Master......"

Village Chief Ke Sangouzi waved his hand: "Niu Er Immortal Master used to go out to learn the immortal method, and it was the travel fee that everyone gave him, and now it is equivalent to returning it to everyone." ”

"......" Qian Zhuang's intestines are repentant.

I knew that I should have swallowed a little more. Anyway, it was robbed by everyone, and the people in Pijia Village couldn't verify the accounts.

Niu Er didn't care about the silver, as a former immortal cultivator, and now Niu Er Immortal Master, he had a bit of pride in treating money as dung, and said proudly:

"My generation of immortal cultivators, why are you afraid of a war? It is incumbent upon you to kill demons and catch ghosts. Qian Zhuang, you lead the way, I'll go to Pijia Village and preside over justice for everyone! ”