Chen Zile really didn't know what to say, he was basically sure that Hei Wuchang was mentally retarded.

It's just that at this time, Bai Wuchang hurriedly said:

"Great God, you misunderstood, my brother will only say 'yes' and nothing else. But it's definitely not mentally retarded, he's just been talking to you. ”

"Conversation? You and I are also mentally retarded, huh? Why didn't I hear that? Chen Zile sneered.

At this time, Hei Wuchang said, "That's it! ”

Bai Wuchang hurriedly translated: "My brother said that he didn't treat you as mentally retarded, but he himself was not mentally retarded.

He also said that you can't hear it, because you didn't listen carefully. If you listen carefully, you will hear the meaning of the two words he said. ”

Chen Zile looked at Bai Wuchang dumbfounded and said:

"You translated so much for me just those two words it said? Don't you see, you're also a talent? ”

Immediately, Chen Zile looked at Hei Wuchang and said, "If you say it again, let him translate it, I don't believe these two words, and I can still hear the different meanings." ”

Hei Wuchang nodded, and then said seriously: "That's it!" ”

Chen Zile looked at Bai Wuchang, waiting for Bai Wuchang to translate, and the girls also looked at Bai Wuchang.

I heard that Bai Wuchang didn't think about it, so he translated:

"My brother said, 'There is a dumb man who hits the south, and a trumpet is pinned to his waist; A lama came from the north with a reed in his hand.

The lama carrying the reed beast will exchange the reed beast for the horn of the dumb man with the trumpet; The dumb man with the horn is reluctant to exchange the horn for the otter of the lama who carries the otter.

I don't know if it was the dumb man with the horn who beat the lama who was carrying the otter; The lama still carrying the otter hit the dumb man with the horn pinned to the otter.

The lama went home to stew otters; The dumb tick tick and the trumpet. (Justifiably make up the number of words, hum...... (◔◡◔)）

After finishing speaking, Hei Wuchang nodded in agreement, looking like Bai Wuchang had translated all of them correctly.

Looking at Chen Zile again, I saw that he was shocked, took three steps back, looked at the black and white impermanence with a shocked face, and said:

"You ...... Is it true that I'm mentally retarded? Two words, you translated me a bunch of tongue twisters with so many words? ”

Bai Wuchang hurriedly said: "Great God, how dare we lie to you, my brother really said a tongue twister." ”

"It's ......," Hei Wuchang also nodded seriously.

Bai Wuchang translated again: "My brother said, lie to you that the sky thunders." ”

Chen Zile was completely shocked, these two are not just talents? It's just ...... What a ghost.

So he said earnestly to Bai Wuchang:

"In the future, aliens will come to Earth, and the work of communicating and interpreting with them will depend on you!"

Bai Wuchang said: "This, flattered! ”

"Yes." Black impermanence said.

Chen Zile saw the power of the two impermanences, and he didn't do much entanglement, so he said:

"Although I admire you a little, it's basically impossible to take Xiao Ruo away."

Xiao Ruo came up to Bai Wuchang at this time and said, "I won't go back for the time being......

"Little girl, don't you go back...... What about your father? Bai Wuchang said.

Hearing this, Xiaoruo was stunned for a moment, and said after a while: "Okay, I'll go with you." ”

Chen Zile frowned and said, "Xiao Ruo, if you don't want to go, don't force it." ”

Xiao Ruo sighed and said, "It's not okay if you don't face the things at home, Brother Zile, thank you for taking care of you these days, and everyone." ”

As she spoke, she looked at the girls, then smiled and said, "It's fun to be with everyone." ”

As she spoke, she walked to the side of Black and White Impermanence, and then the little dragon girl said:

"Xiao Ruo, did they threaten you? If so, you blink and we'll never let them take you away. ”

Xiao Ruo smiled and said, "They don't dare to threaten me, it's really a family matter, I'll deal with it, and I'll come back to you again." ”

As she spoke, she glanced at Chen Zile again, and then turned around with Black and White Impermanence, disappeared, and went to the underworld.

Li Bao'er came over and said, "Just let Sister Xiaoruo go?" ”

Chen Zile said: "This is her own choice, it can be seen that she was not persecuted, it should be something at home." ”

At this time, the Peach Blossom Fairy said: "Don't worry, if Xiao is not an ordinary ghost, it is estimated that no one in the underworld can do anything to her." ”

"How?" Chen Zile looked at the Peach Blossom Fairy.

The Peach Blossom Fairy said: "Didn't you see that black and white impermanence was so polite to Xiao Ruo?

Besides, Xiao Ruo also said that it was a family matter, but it was the boss of black and white impermanence who asked black and white impermanence to come to Xiao Ruo, Xiao Ruo's home is in the underworld, can it be ordinary? ”

In this way, Chen Zile and the others also understood.

Chen Zile said: "It seems that this Xiaoruo is very likely to be the daughter of a big man in the underworld, right?"

I'll just say how powerful she is, she can appear during the day, but she doesn't dare to be directly in the sun. ”

Thinking about it this way, everyone is not worried.

…………

The next day, the two little wolf demons came out of Nanshan and arrived in the city.

They wore human clothes, turned into the appearance of humans, walked on the human street, looked at the traffic and all kinds of neon lights around them, one of the fat monsters said in surprise:

"This human world is really lively."

Another emaciated wolf demon said, "Look at what you haven't seen before? I don't know why the Young Demon King sent you with me. ”

The fat monster said, "Isn't this also a way to come out to see and see, by the way, you can take me with you." ”

"Yes, but before we come to the human world to find someone, we must have money first." The skinny monster said.

The fat monster asked, "How can I be rich?" ”

"Hehe, then I'll have to do what I learned in human society, and I can make money."

The thin monster said, and actually found a flip phone under the stunned eyes of the fat monster.

"Gee, this is a high-tech human thing, right?" The fat monster said excitedly.

Skinny Monster Scream: "Of course, I'm very popular with this one, look at me using this thing to cheat money." ”

As he spoke, he randomly clicked a local number:

"Hey, hello, I'm a waiter at Happiness Supermarket, because you became the lucky customer of our supermarket for the 10th anniversary, so we will reward you with a car.

But you have to pay the purchase tax and insurance premium, a total of 35,000, and I will send you the account immediately......... Feed? How do you curse? Do you want a car? ”

The phone was hung up by the other party, and the thin monster gave the phone to the fat monster and said:

"See? Just fight one by one, there are always people who are fooled, you know? ”

"Oops, I admire you so much." The fat monster said admiringly.

…………

In the living room of the villa, Chen Zile and the four girls were eating.

At this time, Xiaolongnu's mobile phone rang, and she took it out to see that it was an unfamiliar number.

But it's rare for someone to call for the first time, and it's uncomfortable for her not to answer.

So I took it and asked nervously, "Hey?" Who is it? ”

On the other end of the line, a more nervous voice said:

"Hey, hello, I'm a waiter at Happiness Supermarket because you became a car in our supermarket......

Uh, I'm sorry, it's the first time to deceive someone, and the business is not very proficient, can I hang up and call you again? ”