The taxi driver thought it was so funny that he almost burst out of breath, and the car swooped out, and he was about to crash into another car in front of him.

"Master, you're not driving a bumper car, are you?" Chen Yifan was very calm and reminded the driver.

The driver was originally shocked into a cold sweat, and a sudden brake controlled the car.

Hearing Chen Yifan's words that have no emotional fluctuations, are too calm and serious, I don't know which tendon is twitching, and it is a pleasure.

And then......

"Bang!"

There was a loud bang, and after a brief silence, the world was noisy again.

Chen Yifan immediately sat in the back seat of the taxi and quietly thought about life.

Why don't you just take a taxi?

Could it be that he is a disaster?

When they bumped into him, some people were going to lose their jobs, and some people were in car accidents.

Fortunately, the car accident was not serious, and soon the traffic police on the road came to deal with it.

Hearing the driver's guilty face, and in a panic to explain the cause and effect to the traffic police uncle, and explain his psychological activities, Chen Yifan fell into contemplation again.

"Uncle traffic policeman, listen to me, I really didn't brag!"

However, the explanation was to no avail, whether it was the traffic police uncle or the "victim car owner", they all looked at Chen Yifan with a strange face.

Fortunately, it was just a "bragging", it was not illegal, the factual fault still existed in the driver's master, and Chen Yifan was quickly let go.

"Alas!" Leaving this "place of right and wrong", Chen Yifan went to the street to buy a can, sat on a bench passing by the park, and sighed long.

He felt like he was out of luck today.

"You can't be targeting me, are you?" Chen Yifan looked up at the sky and muttered.

He didn't believe it, he couldn't have been so unlucky!

This murmur startled someone, and a cool breeze blew over.

"Dude, what? Are you also out of love? Seeing Chen Yifan so decrepit, the sloppy man sitting at the other end of the chair moved over with his skin for a long time, put his arm on Chen Yifan's shoulder, and said with a melancholy face.

"I'll go! Dude, who are you? Don't mess around, my kids are four years old! Chen Yifan brushed off his arm, with a hint of smugness.

Na Sao Nian looked at Chen Yifan twice, pouted and asked, "Is it a business trip for two years, and the children are one year old when they come back?" ”

The corners of Chen Yifan's mouth twitched: "The rain girl has no melon!" ”

"Am I right? Ha ha! I'm not the worst! "The original weak and decadent Sao Nian, at this time, he laughed out loud, as if he was full of energy.

Chen Yifan looked at him speechlessly.

What kind of strange thing is this, seeking strength from people who are worse than yourself?

No, I'm not worse than him!

"I've been on a business trip for seven years." Chen Yifan said silently, not minding giving him a little more strength.

Anyway, he believes in Mandarin Ducks.

So...... Chen Yifan touched the things in his chest pocket, he chose to do a paternity test, but he hid it from Yuan'er.

Suddenly, Sao Nian, who was laughing, stopped, his face was a little pale, looked at the road in the distance, and got up to leave.

Chen Yifan pulled him back: "What are you doing in a hurry?" ”

"Since we're all so miserable today, why don't you have a drink with me?"

Sao Nian glanced at the broad fall in Chen Yifan's hand, and was speechless.

You especially ask if you can be sincere, drink widely, and have someone drink with you!

It's too much!

"Let go of me!" Sao Nian looked a little anxious, and grabbed Chen Yifan's hand.

It's just that with his Taoism in the past ten years, he is very weak among ordinary people, not to mention Chen Yifan, struggling is of no avail.

made it so clear that he was green, of course Chen Yifan couldn't let him go, and his eyes fell on the figure that Sao Nian had just looked at.

It was a very fashionable and youthful woman wearing a long white dress and a sunhat.

It's a pity that an Internet celebrity face on a bad street doesn't have any charm.

Did you get dumped by this kind of woman?

Not surprising.

"Huh? Isn't this Guo Shenzhi? The woman walked over with a man dressed in designer casual clothes in her arms, and said in surprise.

Chen Yifan let go of Sao Nian's hand and watched the play silently.

Sao Nian had a loveless expression, Chen Yifan believed that in his heart, a million thoughts must have emerged in this 0.01 second.

One of them, most likely, is trying to kill himself.

Even if he was let go by Chen Yifan, it was too late for Sao Nian to leave at this time, and he didn't want to escape in embarrassment.

Why? He owes not these two men, but them......

Sao Nian's face was heavy, and she stared at the woman in white in front of her and the man beside her, like an embarrassed lost dog, trying her best to maintain her last momentum and dignity.

The woman continued, "Didn't you say you had already found a job? How to hang out with the homeless people in the park. ”

"Let's come to work in Yulong's company, the work is very easy......"

The woman was a little complacent, enthusiastically "introducing work" for the Sao Nian, but more, it seemed to be showing off.

As long as she sees that her ex is worse off than herself, she is happy.

Sao Nian may be unemployed after graduation, plus the kind of people who are out of love, which is really a bit miserable.

Chen Yifan was deeply sympathetic to this, but ...... Auntie, where did you see me like a homeless man?

Is there such a handsome bum?

After Chen Yifan drank this gully, his eyes fell on the woman's face and paused for a moment.

Sensing Chen Yifan's gaze, the woman took a good look at Chen Yifan, and couldn't help but be stunned for a while.

Of course, she is trying to belittle her ex-boyfriend, so she belittles this person who is with her ex-boyfriend.

After all, things gather like and people are grouped!

But she never expected that this person would be so good-looking.

At the moment when the four eyes met, the woman had to admit that her heart, which was only beating for money, was disturbed by this man, and she had the idea of pursuing "love" desperately.

But soon, the woman came back to her senses and forced herself to compose.

Hell, how can you casually meet this kind of handsome guy on the side of the road!

The melancholy and sharp eyes, the delicate and perfect face with a slight water chestnut, and the thin lips that are pursed lightly......

"Auntie, do you think I'm like a homeless man?" Looking at the woman's momentary distraction, Chen Yifan unconsciously raised an inconspicuous smile and asked.

"Uh......" The woman was silent.

But if it was a different person, at this time, she probably had unscrupulously belittled the other party to nothing, right?

"Brother, do you see? This kind of half-hearted woman, it's a good thing to be divided. Chen Yifan raised his hand again and drank widely, and said to the sao nian who thought he was miserable before.

"How do you speak? Does it have anything to do with you? The woman couldn't help but look at Chen Yifan angrily and asked.

"It's okay! But I'm happy to take care of it, so what can you do? ”

Chen Yifan pursed his lips and asked.

"You! Poor dick! The woman could only curse angrily, glared at Sao Nian, and dragged the man next to her away.