Chapter 63: This is not the intention of a drunkard

If you say this sentence in the camp of the Great Sima, there is no doubt that you will drag it out and cut it down! But on the side of the king, you can't make your own decisions.

At this, the Tiger King was quite interested and asked, "What do you mean?"

The strategist looked unusually bullish, and whispered: "It is better to attack its cave mansion with ambush soldiers; this plan is the best move in the world, and it is called encircling Wei to save Zhao." ”

At that time, there were no Wei and Zhao states, let alone the siege of Wei by the Qi army, and I don't know where the strategists got it; "What do you mean?"

Of course, after the strategist Niu coaxed a big theory, he looked at his face and said, "This is my invention." ”

The reason is very simple: it is necessary to send someone to find out which tribe the proposer belongs to and who lives in Hedong Mansion? There must be a guide to avoid the enemy's sight and take the opportunity to besiege it, so that it can be accomplished, however, these conditions are not ripe, and even if there is a clever plan, it can only be put aside and talked about later.

The strategist analyzed the reason, was quite disappointed, and asked, "What should I do now?"

Standing high on the hillside, Da Sima called out to the short shouter: "Again, you are surrounded! Retreat immediately; you and I will not interfere with the river water and the princess; we will take time to find it! If we do not listen, we will make trouble; we have no choice but to take action!"

The short shouter on the other side didn't believe it, and a voice came from afar: "If that's the case, let you wait for the show." ”

Da Sima shouted loudly: "Listen to my orders, shout, let him listen!"

There was a "vomit", and then many ambush soldiers stood up and squatted down again.

The proposer looked back and glanced at it, and the short caller ordered, "Withdraw!"

The tribesmen were also frightened, and as if fleeing for their lives, they quietly slipped away.

The Tiger King rewarded his subordinates with more than 1,000 jars of wine, 500 cattle, and 500 black goats, and quickly inquired about the whereabouts of the immortal master and Princess Huihui. ”

The shouts of joy and joy came from the ground, and everyone saw the harvest at a glance, but the counsellor was depressed in his heart! There is no merit, there is hard work, and there is something to be rewarded.

Or the big Sima will be a man, and invite the strategists to the camp headquarters as guests in front of the king.

The matter is not over, the Tiger King is very annoyed, and he doesn't know what plans to mention his relatives? This reward means that a great war campaign is about to break out, and let the tribal soldiers have a full meal, and then return to the west! Of course, they don't participate, let the strategists go, and they can also learn about the ideological dynamics of the tribal soldiers.

When the Tiger King returned to the Cave Mansion, his favorite Queen Nadona, it was inevitable that they would be warm together and happy.

The adviser and the Great Sima went to the tribal camp, which was stationed in a col thirty miles from the cave, and it took several hours to walk to it, and shouted in a voice, and someone would pass it on, otherwise they would not be heard.

The Great Sima was much taller than the counselor, two meters minus one and a half meters, and there was fifty centimeters left, and if the length of a brain melon was equal to twenty centimeters, it was two and a half heads higher.

Then, if you want to go so far to the tribal camp, you must be able to fly, and of course the Great Sima will, otherwise, how can Sisu come here. The strategist can't, he can only fly for a while, rest for a while, and fly ten times like a chicken. Along the way, you can see more than a dozen people driving cattle - the lowest number of people driving black goats is 10 people, and there are 1,000 people in the wine jar 1,000 man-powered vehicles, a total of more than 1,200 people. How long does it take to eat such a huge reward?

Da Sima knew in his heart that rewarding the tribesmen's soldiers happened from time to time, such as winning a great battle, getting a lot of grain and grass from the enemy, needing a reward, completing a special task, rewarding, and ......

Each reward is full of joy, and it takes a day or two to wait for it to be eaten, and if there is an urgent need to take food, even if a thousand hairy oxen are slaughtered with three thousand men, it can be done in an hour, and in the same way, all kinds of animals can be slaughtered, and it usually takes four hours to eat them.

In fact, the most difficult thing to get is the grain and grass storehouse, which is a very large base, whether it is the grain and grass collected or the spoils obtained from the war campaign, it must be placed in the base.

This base is built in a mountain field that can avoid the enemy's sight, covering an area dozens of times that of the tribal camp, generally storing grain and grass for at least one year; As a result, there are several thousand logisticians.

When the tribesmen developed rapidly, there were up to 10,000 people inside. If the battle is lost, the tribal soldiers will be drastically reduced, and the tribal soldiers will be drawn from it to replenish the tribal soldiers; in short, it is a mobile place. In addition, there is also a large land for medical treatment; after a war campaign, the dead tribal soldiers are counted, and the living are more or less disabled and need medical treatment; for this reason, the battalion headquarters commands to set up barracks to manage the wounded and medical care; and a large amount of land and a large number of medical personnel who have passed advanced training and can serve can be used to meet the needs of the war campaign.

The big Sima took great pain, like a chicken, to get the strategists to the tribal camp to land; many people came to hold their thighs, saluted when they met, and said flattering words: "I am handsome and wise, and I can scare the enemy's dog guts with one word!" We have already prepared a group of bands for the big handsome, and we have already prepared a group of bands; we play and sing; there is another team with heavy makeup, men like women, and women like men; and it is difficult to distinguish between men and women, jumping up and down, singing their hearts: "Great Sima, the footprints of the great Sima have traveled all over the world, and he is not afraid of wind and rain, and victory always belongs to ......everyone."

The singing stopped, and a burst of teasing came, as if Qiu Bo had entered the mind of Da Sima, and swayed all the way to the camp, and sat behind the desk, and immediately someone hurriedly bowed his head and knelt down and shouted: "Dashuai: The cattle and sheep have been slaughtered, and we are waiting for the lecture." ”

Da Sima Niu looked ahead coaxingly, and flew out of the door with a flick of his legs......

The strategist shouted as he chased: "Wait for me-"

In front of it is a slaughterhouse, where the people stand high, and the slaughtered cattle and sheep are on its side, which means to show off.

Da Sima turned a blind eye, stood high on the platform set up in advance, looked at the dense tribal soldiers, and shouted in the loudest voice: "We will go to the battlefield tomorrow! Have a good meal tonight, even if you die, you will be a full ghost! If there is a person who has broken his sleeve and grinds the mirror, hurry up and be warm! Ben Sima turns a blind eye; if he is in the wild mandarin duck, find a remote place by himself, as long as he is not eaten by jackals, tigers and leopards, even if he picks up his life......"

Suddenly, someone shouted: "Dashuai-what can we do?"

After a burst of laughter, he calmed down and waited for the marshal's lecture.

As soon as Da Sima's words came out, he was gushing endlessly, not allowing others to disturb him, pausing his beard; he cut off his words and casually threw out a sentence: "Find your own way;

Of course, women's singles will not rob, while men's singles can be obtained with a strong body.

Da Sima's lecture, long-winded for an hour, or when it was getting dark, he flew alone to the camp of the great marshal - the strategist ran for a long time before chasing in.

There was a large bonfire underground, and a large bronze pot was raised high with three large iron rods, and five straw benches were placed around it, the largest one was the seat of the Great Sima, and the other four small ones also had their masters, one was the strategist, the other two were the right hand of the Great Sima, and the last one belonged to the tribesmen.

The newcomers don't know what the doorman means, and the big Sima will not take the initiative to introduce him, and the strategist is a planner, so of course he knows it; this person who is actually the staff officer of the big Sima must be a figure with brains.

There is no need for a tripod on the battlefield, it is too heavy, and it takes about a dozen people to carry it once; moreover, a lot of firewood is not burned, and all the copper pots or iron pots are used to make food in the future.

There are only condiments in the pot, such as ginger, onions, garlic and others, waiting for the waiter to carry a large stone plate, put it on the ground, put the brewed wine jar aside, dip it in water and give it to each person; a large number of fresh cattle and sheep, pour it directly into the bronze pot, do not wait for it to be cooked, use bamboo as chopsticks, clip it, dip it again, put it in the mouth with dripping water, deliberately make a little noise, and shout: "What a delicious meal!"

The waiter poured a stone bowl of wine in front of each person, and Da Sima spoke again: "Drink, drink!" With his mouth to him, he took a big sip and shouted: "Good wine, good wine!"

The waiter introduced: "Marshal, the wine here is an aging cellar wine, not something that can be enjoyed by those tribal soldiers. They drink freshly brewed. ”

There's not just drinking here: there's also Da Sima who wants people to worship, and by the way, I'll tell you a story: "What is a toad that wants to eat a swan?"

Once upon a time there was a man who found a fairy bathing in a pond, and his eyes were so frightened that his eyes bulged out, but the fairy was secretive and could not see clearly, and afterwards he became a single thought, and wanted to see him again, but the pond was always empty, and he could no longer see the fairy, so he hollowed out his thoughts, if only I could fly, and when I came to the sky, I would surely find a fairy who bathed in a pond......

It is absolutely impossible for a mortal to fly, unless he dreams about it.

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