Chapter 105: I Have Been Ordered by Heaven
"Looking at Boss Zhu's face is not very good, could it be that there are few heirs in the family?!"
"Hmph, what's the matter with you?!"
"Boss Zhu, the ancestor of the people's daughter is a fortune teller, my grandfather told me when he was alive, one report and one report." Li Chirp fell into an endless mode, and she made up nonsense, "My family has accepted the will of heaven for generations and made a living by fortune-telling. ”
Gu Yuanmu, who was standing on the side, couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he heard her nonsense words, his stupid daughter-in-law was so cute!
"What do you mean?"
"That is to say, if Boss Zhu does good deeds, he will have children and grandchildren!"
"What you mean is to let me release Sun Zhutiao."
"Yes, that's exactly what I meant."
"Joke, he still owes me so much money, how could I let him go so easily." Zhu Haosheng laughed, his eyes couldn't be found, "I'm not stupid, how can I believe what you say for no reason?" ”
"Boss Zhu, if I'm not mistaken, among your twenty-eight aunts, there are now pregnant ones."
The words that Li Chirp said were like water spilled out, and he couldn't get it back, so he had to continue to make it up with a fluke mentality.
Twenty-eight aunts, sleep one a day, there is always a pregnancy!
"You fart, their stomachs haven't moved in years!" Zhu Haosheng slapped his thigh and stood up.
Li chirped and was shocked, "Boss Zhu, if you go home now, please ask the doctor to know!" ”
"Hmph, you don't lie to me here, this Sun Zhutiao's hand, I must chop it off today!"
Li chirped and shook his head and sighed.
"I take the will of heaven, if you don't believe it, forget it."
"San Lang's daughter-in-law, why haven't you heard that you can tell fortunes before?"
Li Chirp was stunned and glared at the person in the crowd who asked this.
"My family has received the will of heaven for generations, how can they casually say their identity?"
"In that case, can you help me tell my fortune? I want to know when I'll be able to marry a daughter-in-law! ”
"Yes, yes, help me do the math, see when my daughter-in-law can get pregnant!"
……
Li Chirp was completely speechless, and she only learned today that ancient people's minds were so simple.
She was just acting, and she wanted Zhu Haosheng to believe her words and let Sun Zhutiao go.
And this group of guys, I don't know if it's really stupid or fake, they actually took her words seriously and asked her to tell her fortune by name!
Think of her, an intellectual youth of the twenty-first century, a progressive, an atheist, how could she be a fortune teller?!
"Well, my daughter-in-law has retired, and now she doesn't count her life, so she can take care of me at home with peace of mind. Those folks who are going to tell fortunes, you have been disappointed. The corners of Gu Yuanmu's mouth hooked up an arc, and his sexy thin lips opened lightly.
Li Chirp looked at his father-in-law, and his praise for him spontaneously appeared.
Well, it's worthy of being her Li chirp man, and he's really much smarter than ordinary people!
At this moment, a man with gray hair pushed through the crowd and walked in in a hurry.
His clothes didn't look like they were from the village, and the clothes on his body were extremely luxurious.
He ran to Zhu Haosheng, leaned over and whispered a few words in his ear.
Then, everyone heard Zhu Haosheng let out a very obscene laugh.
"Hahahaha, pregnant, Xiaoling is pregnant, great!" Zhu Haosheng's small eyes were already embedded in the big fleshy face, and he strode up to Li Qiao, "I believe in you, you have indeed served the will of God!" ”
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