In the air, I saw an old Beijing cloth shoe that the elderly loved to wear, turning over his heels and rushing directly to my front door. Seeing that I was about to be hit, I suppressed the desperate desire to dodge in my heart, and took a hard hit.

"Why don't you get out of the way?" The golden-eyed old man asked me in surprise.

"You said that if you see me, you will lose ten years of your life. Why am I too embarrassed to get out of the way? Anger can easily hurt the liver, so I'll go. With that, I turned around and left.

Song Yu hurriedly came over and grabbed me, turned her head and pleaded with her master: "Master, why don't you treat him so much." If you drive him away, I'll go too!" ”

"Oh, you damn girl, your wings are hard, aren't you? Do you know that he is a disaster star with eight characters and four pillars and all gold, who is arrested and who is killed. Huang Sanye also sent someone to inform me just now, as long as he can provide the whereabouts of this person, he will give me a set of twenty-four pieces of blue and white porcelain in the late Ming Dynasty. If you want to keep him, I'll go to Huang Sanye to receive the reward. ”

Speaking of which, for the sake of it. Even if GoldenEye begs me to stay, I won't stay. It's not that I'm arrogant, it's mainly that men are human beings and can't cause trouble to others. Since Huang Sanye thought of greeting GoldenEye, I must not stay at his house. Otherwise, it will get him in big trouble.

"Song Yu, don't keep me, you can recuperate here, and when I learn the Dao Fa, I will come to you again." I looked at Song Yu's eyes and said seriously.

"Then take care. I've been waiting for you here. ”

Seeing that I had made up my mind, Song Yu had no choice but to send me away in tears.

…; …;

I had no social experience, and I died at home after graduating from junior high school, so I realized how hard it was to work in society. After a week, I was almost gone. Thankfully, my people have come to Laoshan.

Laoshan is located in the east of Qingdao City, and was also known as Laoshan and Aoshan in ancient times. The main peak of Laoshan Mountain is called Jufeng, which is known as the first mountain on the sea. Of course, I didn't come to Laoshan to enjoy the mountains and rivers, I came to find the inheritance of the teacher.

There is a national key Taoist temple Taiqing Palace in Laoshan Mountain, and I suspect that my father was born from it.

It's a pity. When I took out the only two hundred yuan I had left to buy a ticket to the Taiqing Palace and went up the mountain, the Taoist in the Taiqing Palace said that I had never heard of Fan Jian.

I was in a hurry, so I asked if there were any other Taoist temples near the Taoist person. The Taoist said that he had heard that there was a Guiyun Temple on Sanmen Mountain, but this was only a few decades ago. The current Guiyun Temple was requisitioned by Shahe Village and developed into a scenic farmhouse.

Well, it seems that I have to go to the foot of Sanmen Mountain to inquire again. Sanmen Mountain is a branch of Laoshan Mountain, about 50 kilometers away from here, fortunately there are tourist buses that can be taken for free, otherwise the few yuan I have left in my pocket is not enough for the road fare.

There is a town of Wujing at the bottom of the mountain, and the tour bus stops here. After getting off the bus, I inquired about the location of Shahe Village and planned to go back tomorrow. It's dark now, and it's time for dinner.

I have long heard of the danger of stealing customers in the scenic area, and the Qingdao prawn incident was known throughout the country back then. Although I was mentally prepared, when I heard that a steamed bun costs six yuan. But he could only leave with a smile.

With a smile on his face, he sells skin in his heart.

As the old saying goes, the hardest thing is to ask for food, and if you don't die, you will always come out. I'm young, I have hands and feet, and I can speak well, so I don't believe that I can't eat a bite of food. At that moment, I found a supermarket, bought a marker pen for two yuan, and asked the boss for a cardboard. On it was written the following sentence: "I'm so hungry, I want to eat." ”

Simple, clear and easy to understand.

After I finished writing, I didn't plan to go far, so I squatted down in front of the supermarket, placed a bucket of instant noodles in front of me, and held the cardboard above my head. Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed.

"Hey, bro. Do you want to make some extra money? ”

When I looked up, I saw that this man was actually a young Taoist priest, about twenty-five or sixteen years old. It's just that he looks a little stumbling, and his facial features seem to have been squeezed.

"Don't talk about extra money, big brother, have you heard of Guiyunguan?" I hurriedly asked him.

"I think I've heard my master say it, but I don't remember the specifics." The ugly Taoist priest thought for a while and said.

"Then where is your master, can you take me there?" Now I'm even more anxious.

"Okay, you can also drop by to help me. Don't worry, you don't have to make a lot of effort, I'll pay you 500 yuan after you're done. Let's go, I'll take you to dinner first, and we'll talk while eating. ”

After speaking, the ugly Taoist priest took me into the California beef noodle restaurant very boldly, and ordered two bowls of noodles for 150 yuan. I'm also very hungry, he hasn't moved his chopsticks much, and I've drunk all the soup here. The corners of the ugly Taoist priest's mouth twitched, so he had to order me another bowl.

"Tell me, what the hell is the job?" I was well fed and drunk. He said to him with a full burp.

"That's right, there is a Shahe village not far from here, there is an orchard in the village that was funded by the government when poverty alleviation, and there is an old man who is a fruit farmer in the orchard, and this day the old man encountered the most humiliating thing in his life...; …; ”

"Wait, you're not going to tell me the news about a post-90s man sexually assaulting an old orchard farmer, right? I've seen it a long time ago. Before he could finish, I interrupted him.

This is probably the news a few years ago, about an outstanding gay young man who came back from a part-time job, and drank with friends at night. I took advantage of the wine to touch an orchard and did it to the old man who watched the garden. This is a real thing, friends, if you are interested, you can go to the Internet to check.

"Almost, but this time the suspect is not a post-90s man, but an old man. He is about 60 years old...; …; ”

"Stop, I'll throw up if you say anything more. You better just tell me what you want me to do. "I really can't bear to listen to it, or I'm sorry for the beef noodles I ate, and I'll be distressed to death if I vomit it.

"My master said that the violent old man was taken by a pervert, which is weird enough, right? This pervert doesn't engage in big girls and little daughters-in-law, but instead engages old men of the same age. Rousseau said that the thinking man is a degenerate creature, and with the open-mindedness of human beings in modern society, this depravity is all sorts of things. Correspondingly, this wave of strange people will definitely become strange ghosts after they die...; …; "I didn't expect the ugly Taoist priest to be a philosopher. The head of analysis is the Tao.

"Philosopher, you should continue to get to the point. I have no interest in the anthropology of human thought and behavior. ”

"Ghosts are afraid of fools, so my master asked me to find two fools to exorcise the ghosts of that violent old man. Not long after this piece of land was inspected for the appearance of the city, this fool was basically sent to a mental hospital, and I ran for two or three days to find one, and there was still one missing. The fat man said helplessly.

"I'm wondering, I'm just begging for money at the door, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, where can you see that I'm a fool?"

I was angry in my heart, and it turned out that the ugly Taoist priest had taken me for a fool for half a day.

"Aren't you? Obviously long eyebrows and clear eyes, thick eyebrows and big eyes, Yushu in the wind, just squatting at the door of the supermarket to ask for money, if it is not for mental problems, which handsome guy will do this? If I had half of your looks, I'd go live online. Let me tell you, those aunts are so arrogant that they don't blink when they brush up their gifts. When the time comes, I will use the Merry Taoist as the name of the live broadcast, and while showing off the hue, I will criticize the fans with eight characters...; …; Isn't it beautiful? ”

The ugly Taoist priest's mouth is very slippery, and when he says it, it is a string. The point is, I can't refute what he said.

Well, just be a fool. I didn't expect at that time that I would be given the nickname of a second fool because of this, and I was called by the master until I came down the mountain!

Said that fools exorcise ghosts. This is not nonsense. Folklore has it that fools are most afraid of three kinds of people, the first is the wicked, the evil is angry, the ghost is the yin body, and it is easy to be swept away by the evil body when they encounter the most vicious and evil people.

The second type is the military. Especially the soldiers who have been on the battlefield have a murderous aura on their bodies. The soldier has enough yang energy, and his blood is hot, and the ghost walks around when he meets this kind of person. What's more, after the death of a soldier, he can choose to be a Yin soldier in the underworld, and the Yin soldier is the nemesis of ghosts.

The third type of person is a fool. Fools lack the eyes of the heart, in fact, what they lack is not the eyes of the heart, but the mutilated soul. That ghost thing was originally transformed by the human soul after death, and after meeting a fool, in case it was sucked into the body by a fool to make up for his own human soul. But it's miserable.

This is the old saying that those who are barefoot are not afraid to wear shoes. Normal people may be scared silly when they see ghosts, and fools will only get smarter and smarter when they hit ghosts. So, if the ghost sees a fool, he can go as far as he can.

The ugly Taoist priest said that the remuneration would be five hundred, and if I performed well, I could cooperate for a long time. Anyway, what his master is doing is the business of exorcism, and he is a serious Maoshan Taoist priest.

After settling the account, I followed the ugly Taoist priest to Shahe Village.

The master of the ugly Taoist priest is called Matsuyama Michicho, who is about fifty years old. The appearance of a fairy wind and bones seems to be very rigorous, and he maintains a good professionalism between the lines. As soon as we met, they kindly held my hand and said a lot of warm words to me.

After the interview, the chief of Matsuyama asked the ugly Taoist priest to take me to rest.

The ugly Taoist priest took me to the gate of a small courtyard, saying that there was a vacant room inside, and let me go in and live by myself.

"You're not going to bring me in?" I saw him tiptoeing and felt weird.

"I won't go in, there are only two rooms in here, and one of them is already inhabited by a female fool, you can live in that empty room." The ugly Taoist priest whispered.

There were indeed two rooms in the courtyard, and the one who lit them up must have been occupied by the female fool, and mine was in it.

I'm not afraid of female fools at all. I'm so strong now that I can scare her by just staring into the middle of her eyes and not having to speak.

Just as I was about to pass by the door of the female fool's room, the door suddenly opened. A scruffy woman in a floral padded jacket came out of it and almost bumped into me.

I looked at the face of the female fool, and the more I looked, the more I felt that something was wrong. Her facial features are very special, and if you use the Nanbanzi face cheats to analyze, there are contradictions everywhere.

I never thought that man would give birth to such a strange appearance, both kind and vicious, generous and stingy, simple and lascivious...; …;

Just when I wanted to continue to analyze her facial features, the female fool suddenly said to me, "Do you know Fan Jian?" ”