Chapter 56: The Thief Transforms into an Immortal Thief

Li Fengwu took the drawings and told the people, and these people dispersed one after another.

He pointed to the bench next to him with a dry tobacco gun, and Zhang Xiaolei sat up.

"I've grown taller."

"Hmm."

"It looks good."

"Okay."

"It's just that the appearance is far inferior to mine."

"Shao Xiaoling said that it is no worse than you."

"That's in the eyes of a lover."

"We're not lovers, and I've had occasional meetings with the Green Lady, and she says I'm no worse than you."

"That's because she hated me, so she deliberately told a lie...... Anyway, I will redeem her in a few days. ”

"Manly, what's the point of comparing faces?"

"I just said casually, it's you who are more serious, you have to compare with me......" Li Fengwu smiled, "Now that you are annoyed and angry, you can make an excuse at will." ”

Zhang Xiaolei shook his head and said, "I'm not annoyed and angry, I'm just ......"

At this point, he didn't know how to speak.

What do you call it?

What is he going to call him?

The two didn't say a word.

But there was silence at this moment.

Zhang Xiaolei hesitated for a moment, and finally said: "I'm not annoyed and angry, but Mr. is always self-righteous." ”

"I've never been self-righteous in my life."

"In my life, I will never believe half of your words again."

Li Fengwu laughed again.

He looked at Zhang Xiaolei as if he was looking at his son, and there was a hint of kindness in his eyes.

This kind of gaze made Zhang Xiaolei very uncomfortable.

He couldn't say why, he just felt that this look was very uncomfortable, which made him want to smoke Li Fengwu with a big mouth.

Li Fengwu said, "Tell me, what have you been doing in the past two years?" ”

"I don't want to say ......" Zhang Xiaolei took the dry smoking gun from Li Fengwu's hand, as if he disliked Li Fengwu, and wiped the place of the cigarette holder more than a dozen times.

After wiping it off thoroughly, he bit his dry tobacco gun and said softly, "In the first two months, I told you everything I wanted. In the first year, there are a lot of things I want to talk to you about. Later, in the second year, I felt that it was just like that, and there was no need to report my life to you as if I was writing a recital. ”

"So...... Don't want to tell me how you've spent the past two years? ”

"I don't want to, it's not bad anyway."

Li Fengwu nodded: "That's okay, anyway, you must not be doing well, and if you tell me, you are afraid of being embarrassed, so you grit your teeth and don't tell you about the things that are embarrassing." ”

Zhang Xiaolei felt that these words were a little contemptuous of him, so he explained: "No, I also did something. ”

"Anyway, it's all trivial things, compared to me, it's like a starry moon, so you feel ashamed and embarrassed to tell me."

At this moment, Zhang Xiaolei felt that these words were a bit gunpowder.

He said seriously: "Sir, don't always be self-righteous, I don't want to compare with you, and I have never wanted to compare with you." ”

Li Fengwu hurriedly said: "Don't compare? Then you really don't want to forge ahead! is so unenterprising, still high-sounding here, your mother's, your mother really gave birth to your mother for nothing! ”

An aggrieved emotion suddenly burst out of Zhang Xiaolei's heart.

He said uncomfortably: "Mr. just wants to say this sentence to have a good time, so he tried every means to find fault with my speech." After two years of meeting, they didn't tell me anything good. Sir, tell me what you've done in the past two years. ”

"I wanted to talk to you, but when it came to my lips, I found it difficult to explain it to you. The thought of explaining to someone like you makes my stomach twitch and I feel so irritated that I want to say foul language, so I still don't say it. ”

Zhang Xiaolei sighed deeply.

He hasn't changed.

It's still the same as before.

He thought for a moment and said, "I'm leaving, and I'm bothering you to ask your subordinates to return the money to me." ”

"Gone? Don't talk to me anymore. ”

"I used to want to talk more, but now I don't know what to talk about."

Li Fengwu said with a smile: "Life is like this, when you remember what to talk about, we can get together again." I want to talk to you occasionally, but when we do, I think you're too low to talk to me. Let's go, hey...... Give him back the money, he's my friend. ”

Zhang Xiaolei stood up, put the dry smoking gun on the ground, and walked towards the bandit.

And the thief was dumbfounded when he heard this, and couldn't help but say: "Chief, so much money, will you just return it to him?" ”

"Look at what you're talking about...... Li Fengwu picked up the dry cigarette gun and wiped it, took a puff of cigarette, and said indifferently, "Just that kind of goods, how much silver can you have on you?" Give him back the money, let him go home to buy a cow, rent a few acres of land, and live a dull and unproductive life. ”

The thieves cried out, "Why are the oxen and the land so expensive, and they cost two thousand five hundred taels of silver?" ”

Those words made Li Fengwu shudder.

He slowly turned his head, the expression on his face gradually became a little hideous and distorted, biting the dry smoking gun, and his voice was a little sharper: "Duoduo...... How much? ”

"Two thousand five hundred taels of silver!"

Seeing Li Fengwu stand up suddenly, he grabbed Zhang Xiaolei's wrist and said softly, "Don't go." ”

Zhang Xiaolei asked, "Can't I go?" ”

"I haven't seen you for two years, but I still want to talk to you more. To tell you the truth, I have been very concerned about you in the past two years, and I feel distressed when I think of you working hard alone. Tell me what you've done in the past two years. ”

"Didn't I say it, I don't want to talk."

"Then why don't I tell you."

Li Fengwu wiped the bench and said seriously: "Two thousand five hundred...... No, no, little Lei, let's sit down and talk. In fact, in the past two years, a lot of interesting things have happened to me, and I can't wait to tell you about it. ”

Zhang Xiaolei was puzzled: "Mr. just now seems to be very clear, you said that I am not at a good level and am not worthy of talking to you." ”

"That's a joke...... Li Fengwu said seriously, "You're really interesting, why can't you even understand a joke?" Think for yourself, what is my relationship with you? I hate to talk to you at night. ”

Zhang Xiaolei couldn't help but ask, "Isn't Mr. long-faced?" ”

Li Fengwu didn't feel ashamed at all, he said softly: "You have grown up a lot in the past two years. Tell me, where did you steal two thousand five hundred taels of silver? Cutting off my head and giving it to the sea eagle will not get so much silver. ”

Zhang Xiaolei said angrily: "Sir, why do you scold me for stealing as soon as you open your mouth?" I haven't seen you for two years, can't you say something good? ”

"Okay, good words, huh? Absolutely. ”

Li Fengwu pondered for a while, and finally said: "Back then, you were lame, and you could still steal amazingly, and then I praised you as a thief." Now you are not only lame, but also missing a finger and a toe, but you can still steal 2,500 taels of silver, which is really stealing immortals! ”

"Sir, I'm not lame! I didn't steal it either! If you belittle me again, don't blame me for being rude! ”