Chapter 0077 - Forever Your Ji
Parrot Er flew over, landed on the branch, and said, "Nian Nujiao is going to hang!" ”
"Hanging? Why? ”
Tan Yushu was even more surprised.
Qunfanglou also didn't have a crooked neck tree, what are you hanging!
Even if you hang yourself, you should come to Mopan Village.
Look at my crooked neck, how suitable it is for you to hang!
Parrot Er took a breath and said, "Fortunately, I went in time to stop her." ”
Tan Yushu was a little relieved and asked, "What is the situation, you tell me carefully!" ”
Parrot II began to perform, one person played various roles, pointed fingers, and said:
"I flew to the county seat, and when I heard about Qunfanglou, I shouted outside, who is Nian Nujiao?"
"The boss of Qunfanglou is a fat aunt, and said to me, Nian Nujiao is a girl in my family, what are you looking for her? Could it be that you are a parrot and want to find Nian Nujiao to drink flower wine and spend the night with you? ”
At this time, a window was opened upstairs, and Nian Nujiao poked her head out and shouted, Mom, if you don't let me go, I'll hang myself!"
"I hurriedly said, Nian Nujiao, you will hang yourself later, Brother Shu from Mopan Village said, I will pick you up in a few days and take you away!"
Nian Nujiao was overjoyed, burst into tears, looked at the sky and shouted, Brother Shu, Brother Shu, you are still the best for me...... I'll always be your chicken! ”
Parrot the tongue, it is really vivid, and it can be true.
Parrot Er learned Cao Ji's voice and intonation, and it was simply Cao Ji standing here talking!
Tan Yushu was heartbroken when he heard this, and said in his heart, Ji, I will always be your brother Shu, I will come to pick you up in a few days, you wait for me!
Parrot Er said this, suddenly stopped, tilted his neck and asked:
"By the way, Daxian, Nian Nujiao is obviously a person, why do you say it...... Always your chickens? ”
“……”
Your uncle, on purpose, right?
Tan Yushu couldn't cry or laugh, and explained: "Her name is Cao Ji, and she calls herself Ji. Ji is not a chicken, not a rooster hen's chicken! ”
"It's not a pheasant, okay, I'll go on."
Parrot II nodded, and said:
That chubby mother Ji looked at Nian Nujiao, sneered and said, Jiaojiao, I know you have someone outside, but it's useless. Whoever wants to take my girl away will need at least three hundred taels of silver! ”
"Nian Nujiao said, my brother Shu will definitely come to take me away, three hundred taels of silver, for him, it is a drop in the middle."
Mother Ji was very happy, changed her smile, and asked again, Jiaojiao, so you met outside, or is it everyone's son? I don't know who this son is? ”
"Nian Nujiao said, my brother Shu is from Mopan Village, Xiangshui Town, this county!"
Mother Ji immediately stretched her face and said, what kind of silver can a countryman have? Brother Shu, when you hear this name, you are a dirt bun that picks up a lot of dung! It's still a hair, I'm afraid that he has no hair on him! ”
"Nian Nujiao was very angry, ignored her mother, and said to me, Parrot Parrot, you go back and tell Brother Shu, I am waiting for him here, I will always be his Ji!"
"Mother Ji glared at me, and drove me away with a bamboo pole, saying, Dead parrot, you go back to Shanyan Mopan Village, and tell that Brother Shu, if you don't have three hundred taels of silver, don't come to my Qunfang Building, otherwise I will break his dog legs and twist his neck!!"
Mommy, you still want to break my neck?
The crooked neck of the tree master, even the Nangong boss didn't break it, you are an old bustard of Qunfanglou, you are a chicken feather!
Tan Yushu's heart was furious.
I can't wait to kill the county seat immediately, rape the old bustard in Qunfanglou first, then kill it, and then rape and then kill it!
Parrot Er said again: "I was very angry at the time, pulled a bubble of bird feces on Ji's mother's head, and scolded, thirty years in Hexi, thirty years in Hedong, don't bully young people to be poor." In a few days, Brother Shu, who is a slave, will come and smash you to death with silver! ”
"Mother Ji scolded me and said......"
Tan Yushu interrupted Parrot Er's words: "Okay, okay, don't talk about the scolding in the back." Nian Nujiao, do you have any other words for you to bring to me? ”
Parrot Er shook his head: "No, she said to wait for you, she will always be your Ji." ”
Tan Yushu thought for a while, and then asked, "Nian Nujiao is now locked up by her mother and not allowed to go out?" ”
Parrot Er nodded: "It depends on the situation, it should be like this." ”
Tan Yushu pondered for a moment and said, "Parrot Er, you work harder, go to Qunfang Building, sneak into Nian Nujiao's room, and tell her that I will pick her up in half a month at most......"
Parrot Er said in a very skeptical tone: "Daxian, can you walk?" How to pick up your Jime? ”
Tan Yushu was impatient: "You don't have to worry about this, just send the letter." ”
The parrot flapped its wings and flew away: "Okay, okay, I'll send a letter to your Ji!" ”
Tan Yushu shouted: "Parrot Er, Ji is not called by you, in front of me in the future, call her Nian Nujiao!" ”
Parrot Er was very dissatisfied: "I know, I know, Nian Nujiao is your Ji, not my Ji, I can't be called Ji, only you can call Ji!" ”
“……”
Tan Yushu was speechless, with 10,000 MMPs in his heart.
After the second parrot left, Tan Yushu continued to cultivate, urging the roots to the west.
Another night passed.
Tan Yushu's westward roots finally arrived in Xiangshui Town!
Ten miles to the west, is the county seat of Bashui.
Tan Yushu decided to establish a clone in Xiangshui Town first, open a branch, and harvest a wave of points.
When this wave of points is harvested, it will definitely be able to upgrade.
Maybe after upgrading, you can turn into a human being.
At that time, dress yourself up beautifully and go to Qunfang Building to find your own Ji!
Mopan Village.
In Mr. Leng Qiu's private school.
The Seven Chaos Immortal Masters sat in groups.
Leng Qiu said: "The crooked neck has entered the range of Xiangshui Town, what do you think?" ”
Mrs. Ji pouted: "What do you think?" See with your eyes! ”
The village chief said: "There are thousands of residents in Xiangshui Town, each of whom contributes some incense and mental power, and the crooked neck can be upgraded soon. ”
The carpenter frowned: "The question is, Elm Pimple has a limited IQ, can he get the incense in Xiangshui Town?" ”
Tan Si said: "There is a martyr temple in Xiangshui Town, where there are spirited ghost spirits, who have enjoyed incense for hundreds of years, and belong to the power of the ghost clan. If you want to reap the incense in Xiangshui Town, you must bring down the Flame Temple. ”
Yu Huan was looking in the mirror and drawing his eyebrows, and said casually: "The current cultivation of the crooked neck is estimated to be comparable to that of the Spirited Ghost Story. If it starts, it should be a comparable situation. ”
Jiang Yaonu sneered: "The cultivation is about the same, but the IQ factor must be taken into account." That female ghost has been in Xiangshui Town for hundreds of years, and her routine is very deep, can she get her by crooking her neck? ”
Niu Er listened outside the door, and couldn't help but probe and said: "Immortal Venerables, Niu Er can go to Xiangshui Town and secretly help a bunch of crooked necks." ”
"You're interjecting again!"
Seven eyes shot at Niu Er together, and seven majestic voices sounded at the same time.
"I don't have ......"
Niu Er was frightened and hurriedly retracted his head.