Fairy Su patiently relieved the depressed Xiong Hai, and Yu Shan and Shan Jie looked at each other on the sofa for a long time, wanting to be happy but feeling wrong, unhappy and panicking. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

After a long time, Yu Shan smacked his lips and said: "If you want to say that this electric car is too rampant now, there are motor lanes that do not take auxiliary roads, running red lights, speeding, and changing lanes indiscriminately are commonplace, and if you have nothing to do, you will drill under the wheels by yourself, not only do you not take your own life as your life, but also do not take other people's lives as your life." The traffic laws and regulations issued by the state are still biased, and they are ostensibly taking care of the disadvantaged, which has given rise to a large number of lai. ”

Shan Jie yawned and said, "What are you talking to me?" It's not a traffic law that I made. I commute to work across the city every day, and when do I have to step on the brakes? ”

Yu Shan was very upset, so he said: "It is not enough to expect to change the legal provisions, and I am now counting on the rapid development of the country's economy for another ten years." ”

"What does this have to do with traffic law?"

"Why not? If we develop and develop, everyone has a car, and those of us who have a car will not become a vulnerable group? ”

"Dream on, you will."

Before the two of them could finish talking, the Su fairy came over in annoyance, threw the whole person on the sofa, and said, "No, the patience is exhausted, hurry up and replace people." ”

Yu Shan and Shan Jie looked at each other for a few more seconds, but Shan Jie was the first to blink, and this guy nodded depressedly: "Yes, I'll come first." ”

Fairy Su poured a small half bottle of water and said, "You said that Xiong Hai is also a mother, what is there to force marriage?" ”

Yu Shan listened to it with a bared tooth, if Xiong Hai was tortured by Mother Bear and became a hard-hit area, then Su Fairy was definitely a Resident Evil...... It is estimated that this is the sore spot of the Su Fairy.

snapped, the bottle cap was thrown on Yu Shan's chest, and Fairy Su said angrily: "Are you thinking about me with me again?" ”

"No, why are you so sensitive?" Yu Shan was killed without admitting it. Taking advantage of the fact that Fairy Su didn't get mad, Yu Shan hurriedly said: "Xiong Hai's mother is also idle every day, probably because she wants to hold a grandson to play." ”

"Play? Why didn't she think about her daughter-in-law's feelings? After a pause, Fairy Su said, "If you want me to say, even if you get married, you can't have children." You men are done in three or five minutes, and we women have to endure ten months of hard work to give birth to the child, which is so unfair. ”

Hey, Yu Shan couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Three or five minutes?" Can you give birth in three or five minutes? Even if it's just in time, do you know how much work we men have to do to prepare for those three or five minutes? ”

"And preparations?"

"You see, from how to know how to chase, to prepare the bride price, buy a house for decoration, and prepare for the wedding, how much effort does it take to get this set? This is called three minutes on stage and ten years off the stage. ”

Fairy Su's eyes stood up: "Shanzi, can you stand it?" Your daughter-in-law is about to give birth now, do you want me to relay your words? ”

Yu Shan was immediately stunned, and gave his hand again and again: "The woman spares her life, I just have a happy mouth." ”

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After a while, Shan Jie was defeated, and Yu Shan had to rush the ducks to the shelves and go over to comfort the bear child. When comforting, Yu Shan himself didn't believe his words, and obviously didn't feel any truth in his words. Originally, in Yu Shan's opinion, the bear child was not cleaned up. When he bumps into a loser, others can't hide, and he still holds it as a treasure.

Isn't it just no fun? A big man didn't suffer anything, anyway, he didn't hurt people before he was very good, and he paid some interest if he was injured psychologically. If you can't do it, you can drink a drink, travel, and go around the country and you'll be fine, why don't you feel like you're dead?

The servants took turns to fight, and the more they persuaded the bear child, the more depressed he became, and finally Shan Jie pulled Yu Shan and Su Fairy out, and whispered: "This kid's mood is a little wrong, I think it's a little bit of a suicide?" ”

"Not really, right?"

Shan Jie said: "You have to believe in my professional quality, three years ago I successfully identified the young woman who was going to lie on the rails......

Yu Shan was so crooked, he said: "Shan Jie, don't make trouble, just your broken train station, you can't pass a few trains a day." When you save people, the nearest train has to come into the station for nearly two hours, what are you saving people? ”

"What do you say, so many people just I found out that the situation is wrong, right?"

Fairy Su also said: "Then just send the bear child home." ”

Yu Shan shook his head and said, "Just like a bear, you can't be beaten when you go back?" Originally, he was just depressed, but what if he was beaten and then really cut himself off from the people? ”

Su Fairy said, "Yes...... Well, let's leave it alone. ”

Shan Jie looked at Yu Shan, and then at Su Fairy, and depressedly admitted his bad luck: "Come on, then I have to stay." ”

Yu Shan's daughter-in-law is about to give birth, and she will have labor pains when she can't keep it, and she will definitely have to go back; Su Fairy is a female ...... It's not quite appropriate to stay.

"Can you do it? You haven't slept for a day and a half. ”

Shan Jie yawned and hurried away: "Hurry up, I think when the Spring Festival was tense, didn't I survive the forty-eight hours of continuous rotation?" You two should hurry up. ”

Fairy Su also came by car, and the two of them sighed and went downstairs, broke up at the door of the hotel, and drove home separately.

It was almost ten o'clock when Yu Shan arrived home, and Zhao Xiaomeng had been very sleepy recently, and she had fallen asleep with a pregnant woman's pillow at this time. Yu Shan washed lightly and went to bed.

Although his movements were very slight, he still woke up Zhao Xiaomeng.

She rubbed her eyes: "Why did you come back?" Yo...... The waist is sore. ”

Yu Shan hurriedly rubbed her waist, and said while rubbing: "The bear child had a true relationship with a little crazy woman, but it still broke up, and he ran to a hotel in Mei District to find death and life. ”

"Huh? It doesn't matter, right? ”

"It's okay, Shan Jie is watching there, nothing can happen."

Zhao Xiaomeng didn't ask again, closed her eyes and enjoyed Yu Shan's massage. After a while, Zhao Xiaomeng suddenly said, "Husband, go back and install the crib." ”

"Okay." Yu Shan readily agreed. As soon as he turned his head, he saw the crib standing on the wall behind the bedroom door, unopened. The crib stung Yu Shan, reminding him that time was running out, and that his child would be born in this world in twenty days. The stinging pain made Yu Shanjiang feel nostalgic and reluctant to this family in his heart, and pressed it back to the bottom of his heart.

He thought for a while, turned his head to look at his daughter-in-law, and said, "Are you sleeping?" ”

"Huh? Not yet. ”

"There's something I need to tell you."

"You say, I'll listen."

"Don't I always write novels? In the past few years, I have also published a lot of short stories, and a publishing house contacted me at noon today, planning to publish them for me. ”

Zhao Xiaomeng opened her eyes suddenly, her body couldn't move well, she turned her head awkwardly, sleepy, and said in surprise: "Really? ”

"This matter was given to me by Lao Liu, the editor of the science fiction world, and I have only talked about it on the phone, which can be regarded as a simple intention."

"Great! Husband, you're awesome! Zhao Xiaomeng smiled, and then complained: "Really, why didn't you say such a good thing when you came back from work?" ”

Yu Shan said, "Isn't this undecided? When I was at the bear child's place, Lao Liu called me again. According to his intentions, this matter must be hurried, and it is best to talk about the results as soon as possible. Of course, I'm a newcomer to the publishing world, and the royalties are certainly not much. ”

Zhao Xiaomeng said excitedly: "It's not a matter of money or not, you have published a book!" When I go back and ask me what my husband does, I will directly slap the book you wrote on his face. ”

Yu Shan also smiled and said, "Okay, it's decided." After a pause, he said, "I thought, tomorrow is Friday, or I take a day off and go directly to the publishing house to have a good chat." If you can settle down, it's best to settle down quickly, and you'd rather suffer a loss. ”

"Okay, husband, I support you. Go ahead, I'll call my mom tomorrow and ask her to come and stay at our house for a few days. ”

The two talked for a long time, but Zhao Xiaomeng couldn't bear to fall asleep, and was coaxed to fall asleep by Yu Shan. Yu Shan lay down for a long time, not sleepy at all. simply got up and went to the bathroom to smoke a cigarette, thinking about his daughter-in-law's smiling face, Yu Shan felt very guilty. If it wasn't a last resort, he really didn't want to cheat his daughter-in-law. After smoking a cigarette, Yu Shan relented, and at the same time made up his mind that before leaving this time and space, he would get this book even at his own expense.

Early the next morning, Yu Shan first asked for leave from Yucai Primary School; checked the flight and booked the ticket in front of Zhao Xiaomeng; followed the drive and picked up the mother-in-law. In the afternoon, Yu Shan packed up his salute and left the house with a trolley suitcase amid his daughter-in-law's thousands of instructions.

He flagged down a taxi at the entrance of the compound, and instead of going to the airport, he went to a car rental agency behind Central. He didn't plan to take a plane to the capital at all, he flew from Qibei to the capital in a few hours, but what about that door? He can't carry a door to the consignment, right? If you take the express delivery, not to mention the time, the friends he met in the capital have not been in contact for many years, so it is always difficult to trouble others. After thinking about it, it is better to rent a car and drive directly through the door.

There are many cars rented out in the car rental company, and there are all kinds of vehicles. Yu Shan chose a GL8 for a long time. This is quite long, and as soon as the rear seats are folded down, the door is just right. The only thing that worries Yu Shan is that if he gets on the high speed, he will brake suddenly...... Hiss! The consequences are unimaginable.

Yu Shan gave up again, turned around, and chose a smooth road. The cargo was spacious enough, and the back compartment was two meters wide, so there was nothing wrong with the door being placed horizontally.

After renting a car, Yu Shan went to the bungalow first, and it took a long time to transport the door to the car. I filled up my tank, turned on the navigation, got on the highway and headed south. The distance of more than 1,300 kilometers, just Yu Shan, a driver, has to be calculated according to the two-day trip.