Chapter 20: Thor is fooled
When the lightning flashed, thundered and the rain poured down, several figures suddenly appeared outside the window of the villa.
This startled Chen Zile, and when he looked closely, several figures outside the window were dressed extraordinarily.
One of them was dressed in silver armor and was extremely domineering.
A woman beside him who looked twenty-four or five was wearing a long skirt, but it was obviously not ordinary clothes, and she looked more noble than Li Bao'er's previous gorgeous clothes.
These two people are radiant, like immortals.
Seeing them, the Peach Blossom Fairy's face also changed and said, "It's over, the heavenly realm has discovered that I have descended to earth." ”
At this time, Chen Zile said suspiciously:
"Who are these?"
"The man is Lei Gong, and the woman is the rain god!" The Peach Blossom Fairy sighed.
Hearing this, Chen Zile was stunned, Lei Gong Rain God?
"They're here to take you away?" Chen Zile frowned.
"That's right, otherwise I wouldn't have come to you." The Peach Blossom Fairy was in a very low mood.
Chen Zile could see that the Peach Blossom Fairy didn't want to leave, but at this time, outside the window, the rain god spoke:
"Peach Blossom Fairy, you actually went to the mortal dust in private, if the Jade Emperor knows, you will be finished."
Hearing this, the Peach Blossom Fairy was stunned for a moment and said, "Rain God, the Jade Emperor doesn't know?" ”
"I don't know, if you know, it will be the Heavenly Soldiers who will arrest you in the future, how can it be me?" The rain god said.
The Peach Blossom Fairy asked again, "Then why did you come?" ”
The rain god said, "It's the god of flowers, she told me that you were gone, and the spell casting sense found that you were in the mortal world."
However, immortals generally can't go down to earth, and she can't find you by herself, and she's afraid that the Jade Emperor will know about it.
So ask me for my help and let me come down to you when it rains. While this is not a big deal, I will definitely bring you back. ”
The Peach Blossom Fairy bit her lip and said, "Rain God, I won't go back with you." ”
The rain god was stunned and said, "Why? You know it's a great sin. ”
"I don't want to go back, the Heavenly Realm has been too boring for thousands of years, and I have long been tired of the life in the Heavenly Realm.
To be honest, a hundred years in the heavenly realm is not as good as a day in the world, so I decided not to go back. "Peach Blossom Fairy said for sure.
This shocked the rain god and the god of thunder, and then the god of thunder spoke:
"Nonsense, you are a fairy, how can you live in mortal dust?"
"As long as you don't say it, the god of flowers doesn't say it, I don't use immortal arts, and I won't be discovered." Peach Blossom Fairy said.
Thor shook his head: "No, it will hurt you, you have to follow us." ”
"What if you don't leave?" The Peach Blossom Fairy gritted her teeth and said.
"Then we'll take you away by force." Thor was also furious.
At this time, Chen Zile suddenly spoke: "Thor? You came out without wearing your underwear, why don't you go back and put them on? ”
Thor was startled, and the copper bell glared at Chen Zile with big eyes and said:
"You...... How do you know that this god is not wearing panties? ”
Chen Zile sneered, he didn't expect that even the gods could see through the clairvoyant eyes, so he said:
"Although you are an immortal, I am also omniscient and omnipotent, no worse than an immortal."
"Hahaha, if the wind god doesn't come today, you can blow it!" Thor laughed at the time.
Chen Zile sneered and said, "Blow? Then if I say, you wear a pink belly pocket inside, do you still think I'm blowing? ”
As soon as these words came out, Thor's face suddenly changed, and he thought to himself, what is the situation with this kid? His little habit was actually seen by him?
At the same time, the rain god and the peach blossom fairy all looked at the thunder god strangely, but they didn't expect such a rough man to wear a belly pocket?
Seeing this, Thor smiled awkwardly and said:
"I think it's very comfortable to wear...... Oh no, I didn't wear it, this kid is talking nonsense. ”
The quibbles after this admission are a little weak.
I saw the thunder god glaring at Chen Zile and said, "I still don't believe that you know everything and are omnipotent, unless you tell me what color the belly pocket of the rain god wears." ”
When the rain god heard this, he was about to get angry, so he heard Chen Zile say: "The rain god is not wearing a belly pocket!" ”
Suddenly the rain god froze, and then blushed.
This thunder god and rain god is really wonderful, a big man wears a belly pocket, and a beautiful woman she doesn't wear a belly pocket.
It really surprised everyone, and at the same time everyone was shocked, Chen Zile, so powerful?
Thor looked at Chen Zile and said, "It's really so powerful? Hmph, even if you can see through us, we're going to take the Peach Blossom Fairy. ”
At this time, the Peach Blossom Fairy sneered: "Although I can't beat you, as long as you support it until you collect the rain, you must return to the heavenly realm." ”
Hearing this, Thor smiled at that time: "Peach Blossom Fairy, are you sure you can support us when the rain is harvested?" ”
At this time, Chen Zile suddenly said again: "That's it? Then it will be easy to do, this rain, in less than a quarter of an hour, it will stop. ”
The rain god suddenly looked at Chen Zile in shock:
"This rainfall and hour were set by the Jade Emperor, how do you know that there is still a quarter of an hour to stop?"
Chen Zile was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, am I going to tell you that I read the weather forecast?
To know the current weather forecast, click in to see, when it will rain and when it will stop, how much and how small and the weather in the next few days, that can be seen clearly.
But he certainly couldn't tell the rain god that he had read the weather forecast, so he said:
"Having said it, I know all and all. Not only did I know that the rain would stop in a quarter of an hour, but I also knew that there would be half an hour of showers tonight. ”
The god of rain and the god of thunder were immediately shocked, there was a half-hour shower tonight? How did they not know?
"I don't believe it!" Thor waved his hand and said:
"The Jade Emperor hasn't decreed that it will rain at night, so you actually know it?"
"Not only at night but also the day after tomorrow." Chen Zile continued.
And Thor and Rain God said that they didn't believe it, and they were already half-convinced in their hearts. After all, some of what Chen Zile said has been verified so far.
"Otherwise, I'll make a bet with you. I'll tell you about the weather in the next few days, and see if you let it rain according to this. ”
Chen Zile continued: "If I lose, I won't stop you from taking the Peach Blossom Fairy. If I win, you can't come and take the Peach Blossom Fairy again. ”
The thunder god and the rain god looked at each other, they still didn't believe that Chen Zile could predict the prophet, so the rain god said:
"Okay, I'll see how you can know the Jade Emperor's wishes."
Chen Zile smiled when he heard this, then took out a pen and paper, looked at several weather forecasts, and after confirming that they were consistent, he wrote down the weather conditions for the next three days.
The rain god looked at it and said, "Okay, if it's not right then, we won't show mercy." ”
By this time, the rain had already lightened, and it was time to stop raining.
The rain god waved his hand, and the rain gradually stopped, and then the rain god and the thunder god left with the bet.
It's just that when they leave, they always feel that something is wrong.
They don't know exactly what's wrong.
After seeing the dark clouds holding the immortal away, Chen Zile sneered:
"This fairy is really stupid, he obviously has the strength to take away the Peach Blossom Fairy directly, and he wants to bet with me."
The Peach Blossom Fairy suddenly brightened: "I just said that something was wrong, it turned out that you dug a pit for them, and they jumped in." ”