Hong Jun received Xu Xinping's WeChat message of "She knows", as a super straight man in science and engineering, he accurately understood the meaning of these four words. But it is not possible to make a deeper interpretation through this superficial meaning. So he was completely at a loss for what he should do next. He had to turn to his cheating students again.

"She knows, she knows," Li Wen chewed earnestly and racked his brains to think, and finally, after thinking a lot, he finally said loudly and understandably: "Oh, I understand! Let's not restore the scene after Xu Xinping received your WeChat. ”

"Lan Xin, you come to pretend to be Yuan Li, just as I am Xu Xinping."

Li Wen, who wrote, directed, and acted by himself, pretended to look at his mobile phone, and then turned to Lan Xin next to him and said, "Hong Jun came to WeChat, and he said that after careful thinking, he really likes you." Just let you know he likes you. ”

Lan Xin pretended to be Yuan Li and replied casually; "Got it."

"Teacher Hong, do you understand? In fact, Yuan Li replied with three words, you know! As if he had discovered some major scientific and technological achievement, Li Wen proudly announced to everyone the conclusions he had reached.

Lan Xin was the first to sneer at Li Wen, "Cut!" What's the use of this, the key is what kind of tone Yuan Li said when she said these three words, whether she was excited or flat. ”

Hong Jun was a little self-aware at this time, and continued; "It depends on Yuan Li's attitude towards me on the day of the Summer Palace, excitement is unlikely, it's good to be bland, and I have already been given the opportunity to chase her."

"It's still the teacher's analysis in place. So what's next? Li Wen listened to the analysis of Lan Xin and Teacher Hong, and suddenly realized that he was an afterthought in this regard, and he couldn't help but humble himself and seriously ask for advice.

"If I knew what to do next, why would I ask you to do it? Help me think about what to do next. ”

After serious and heated discussions, several people finally brainstormed, and finally found a way to seriously copy the male animal courtship female animal in the animal world, and accordingly worked out an offensive plan to show their own strengths to each other for the purpose of attracting each other.

Hong Jun applauded this plan, so much so that he burst into foul words with excitement, "Fuck, I knew this earlier, I might as well learn from a male dog!" ”

A few high-achieving students who were immediately demoted to the point of being inferior to male dogs were like losing to the stupidest student in a major exam with a major mistake, and they were immediately discouraged and had no confidence. Only Lan Xin is still proud like a princess.

"Lan Xin, what are you proud of? You didn't come up with any more brilliant ideas than we did in your discussions. Cut! Li Wen finally cut Lan Xin back.

"Stupid! Have you cleared up the question? Have you cleared up the question? What Mr. Hong said is that Lao Tzu might as well learn from a male dog! Male dog, male dog! This girl is ..... so there is no comparison between this girl and a male dog. Hee-hee, how many of you are ......" Lan Xin's reasonable, well-founded and methodical distinction made Li Wen and several other boys irrefutable, and they couldn't help but complain in unison that Teacher Hong favored women over men and made unfair questions.

The big plan has been determined, and the next specific implementation is a piece of cake for Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts ---- these students with superior IQ. Not only is it not difficult, but it will definitely have an effect that will amaze Yuan Li.

After a few days, it's the weekend again. Yuan Li unexpectedly received an invitation from Xu Xinping, saying that she would be invited to dinner in the evening to thank her for her pick-up and drop-off last week. Yuan Li happily agreed, and said, this time I won't drive, let's drink some red wine, I want to see how much you drink.

This time, Yuan Li did not choose the small restaurant next to their north outside, but took Xu Xinping to a small restaurant in the north of Peking University--- Xinli Restaurant.

As soon as he entered the restaurant, Xu Xinping was amazed at the elegance of the restaurant, and walked out of the restaurant in surprise to take a photo of the restaurant's door, saying that Shen Jia would come again in the future, so he would pull her to eat here. While Yuan Li was asking the waiter to order food, Xu Xinping sent Hong Jun their location and the photos he had just taken of the restaurant.

A few delicate side dishes were quickly served, Yuan Li asked for a bottle of red wine, and the waiter poured wine for Xu Xinping and Yuan Li in a very stylish manner. Yuan Li picked up the glass and gently swung it in a circle, so that the wine in the cup rotated in a clockwise direction.

"Peace of mind, this is called sobering."

Xu Xinping often sees such scenes in movies and television, and today he saw Yuan Li also make such actions, and he really felt an elegant beauty up close. But the naughtiness in his heart made him not pick up the cup and shake it like Yuan Li.

"I won't sober up like that, and when I get into my stomach, I'll shake my body and let them wake up in my stomach."

"Not particular! Decanting wine is for good taste, and it's all in the stomach, so what's the use of decanting. ”

"Why didn't it work? It's never too late to wake up when the wine is in the stomach, doesn't it still have to come out? Xu Xinping finally succeeded in throwing out his burden.

Yuan Li thought about it for a while, and couldn't help but laugh. With a red face, he said, "It's so vulgar!

Xu Xinping was about to say a few words of thanks to Yuan Li when Hong Jun and his student Li Wen walked into the restaurant. The restaurant is not big, Hong Jun saw Xu Xinping and Yuan Li at a glance, and Yuan Li and Xu Xinping also saw them.

"Teacher Hong, what a coincidence. We're just getting started, so let's sit at a table. Xu Xinping greeted warmly.

Without waiting for Hong Jun to answer, Yuan Li continued: "Dr. Hong, it's a coincidence." What is the probability of such a coincidental event? Less than one in 10,000, right? Yuan Li sneered in her heart, Qiao, I believe you are a ghost!

For mathematical problems, even if it is a mathematical problem with ulterior motives, Hong Jun will work together and answer it when he opens his mouth. Of course, don't be picky about the emotional intelligence used in answering the question. I heard Hong Jun reply:

"No, the probability of such a coincidental event is not less than 1 in 10,000, but not more than 100 percent." Hong Jun's answer shocked Xu Xinping and Li Wen, my God, when did the EQ of a straight man in science become so high that he could be the spokesman of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

If Hong Jun's answer ends here, then his answer can really be said to be remarkable and classic. Who knows that a straight man in science is a straight man in science, how can he give others the opportunity to misunderstand his emotional intelligence. Just listen to him go on to say:

"The reason why I say this is because to calculate such a probability, it depends on some factors behind the event. For example, did I deliberately want to meet you in this place, and did Xu Xinping become my informant and sent me a message. Even the reason why you are here today is not a bureau set up by our partnership. If all these factors exist, Miss Yuan, do you still think that the probability of this incident is less than 1 in 10,000? If you want me to say, if you can't reach 100%, you have to count me as a Tsinghua vain exam! ”

Dr. Hong's triumphant words only made Li Wen and Xu Xinping look at each other and didn't know what to say. I only heard that Yuan Li was shocked, angry, angry and anxious, she couldn't help the violent tremor of her facial muscles after breaking through the laughter, and took a sip of red wine and squirted it out, making Xu Xinping, who was sitting opposite her, unavoidable and unavoidable, with a face full of blood all over her body.

"Hahaha, haha... Ha. Ha... Cough, cough, peace of mind, I'm sorry, hehe, heh.."

"It's okay, it's okay, it's all sobered wine, it's okay." Xu Xinping generously exonerated Yuan Li.

After laughing wildly, Yuan Li immediately straightened her face again, and glared at Xu Xinping angrily:

"Okay, you Xu Xinping, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually betrayed me to someone else's informant! I've written it down for you, and we'll settle it later! ”

Hong Jun, who didn't know how his words had caused such an incredible situation, pointed to the seat next to Yuan Li a little stiffly, and said to Yuan Li; "Yuan Li, is it okay?"

Yuan Li nodded helplessly and expressionlessly.

Xu Xinping hurriedly asked the waiter to add cups and chopsticks, and during the banquet, Hong Jun didn't ask Yuan Li what he had to say, etc., but just said some gossip with little salt and no vinegar, which made Yuan Li a little surprised. Yuan Li vigorously pushed Xu Xinping and Hong Jun to drink, and she also drank with Hong Jun from time to time. After a while, Hong Jun was so drunk that his face was red and his neck was thick and he couldn't speak.

"Our teacher Hong never drinks alcohol, and after drinking so much today, I'll help him back first. You go on. Li Wen said, picked up the dazzled and weak-legged Hong Jun, and went back to school first.

As soon as he walked out of the door of the restaurant, Hong Jun stood up straight and asked Li Wen anxiously, "Is it recorded?" Li Wen nodded firmly.

Xu Xinping, who continued to confront Yuan Li in the restaurant, said to Yuan Li after Hong Jun and the others left: "Yuan Li, since you have met with Hong Jun and you don't want to get along with others, why don't you give people a happy word?" ”

"Happy, I want to be happy, but is it happy? Didn't you see my parents being as fascinated as the golden beetle son-in-law? And he, is he such a person who gives up so easily? Besides, you liaison officer don't want to go back to the moment? ”

In fact, with more and more contact with Xu Xinping, Yuan Li also felt more and more clearly Xu Xinping's attraction to herself. This is just like Yuan Li's father Yuan Lairu was attracted by Xu Xinping's mother Yin Rou.

Yuan Li even subconsciously had the idea of seeking justice from Xu Xinping for her father; Back then, my father failed to get Xu Xinping's mother, and today my daughter wants to chase Xu Xinping.

The only thing that made Yuan Li feel uneasy was that she was sorry for Shen Jia. But Shen Jia, who is like a fairy daughter, what kind of man do you want, she will definitely be able to find a better man than Xu Xinping. She defended her thoughts in her heart.

Looking at the confused Xu Xinping, Yuan Li changed the topic,

"Xinping, I heard that there are many philosophical works and papers in foreign languages, do you want to ask our teachers and classmates to help you translate them? We're professional there. ”

"Really? That's great. I happen to have a few articles in German, and I can't find anyone to translate them for me. ”

"That's easy, you can bring it to me when you go back, and I'll find someone to translate it for you after school on Monday."