Chapter 278: Lazy God-sama!

After hearing this voice, Zhang Chuan obviously saw that the faces of the surrounding gods suddenly changed drastically!

The next moment, the gods were buzzing like a swarm of flies and running away!

Taishang Laojun's reaction was the greatest, and he ran away directly after brushing it!

Although the other gods had not yet reached the point of running away, they were also watching from a distance, and did not dare to approach at all.

The only ones who can remain calm and unmoved at the scene are the Queen Mother of the West, Sun Wukong and Zhang Chuan.

And the one who caused this phenomenon was the male god who was suspended not far in front of Zhang Chuan at this moment, wearing purple, with long flowing hair and a handsome face.

Looking at him, Zhang Chuan first had a feeling of being overwhelmed.

Although this guy is very handsome, and his delicate facial features are comparable to those of the Queen Mother of the West, his face has a deathly expression, coupled with the harazi at the corner of his mouth and the dead fish eyes as if he didn't wake up, his extremely handsome face was instantly destroyed.

Zhang Chuan is a little blind, who is this guy? Why is the aura so fierce? scared the gods away all at once, could it be that he was the way of heaven?

"Heavenly Dao is a fart, but although it is not Heavenly Dao, his is also amazing." The system laughed.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Oh," said the Queen Mother of the West, "it turned out to be Lord Lazy God. ”

Depend on!

Zhang Chuan was stunned, this is a lazy god!

Then he said just now that he wanted to be a lazy god, wouldn't it make him very unhappy?

The lazy god ignored the Queen Mother of the West, and looked at Zhang Chuan with a pair of dead fish eyes: "You, want to be a lazy god?" ”

He spoke weakly, like a terminally ill and dying man.

Zhang Chuan coughed: "Since there is already a lazy god, then I shouldn't be, I'll be an individual." Well, I'll just give you another name. ”

The lazy god shook his head: "You deserve, give it to you." ”

"Well, you're too polite, I'll just be an individual." Zhang Chuan said politely.

Don't you dare to be polite! As soon as this product appeared, it could scare the gods away, and it also scared Taishang Laojun so much that he ran away, he must be a fierce guy!

The lazy god gasped: "I don't mean anything else, if you want to be a lazy god, I can let it be for you, I'm too lazy to be it anymore." ”

Before Zhang Chuan could speak, the Queen Mother of the West exclaimed with a shocked face: "The way of heaven is above!" What's wrong with you, Lord Lazy? Why did you suddenly say so much? Are you alright? ”

Sun Wukong was also surprised: "Oh, it's a record, it's a record, I counted it just now, lazy god, you just said twenty-four words in one sentence, miracle!" It's nothing short of a miracle! I often come to the Divine Realm to play, and it seems that your previous record was only a sentence of seven words at most! ”

The other gods looked at the lazy god dumbfounded, they were also shocked, usually the lazy god didn't speak, even if he spoke, it was just a few words at most!

The lazy god still ignored them, staring at Zhang Chuan, as if waiting for Zhang Chuan's answer.

"I..."

The system spoke: "I advise you not to agree." ”

"I feel like he's quite hanging, he can scare the gods away as soon as he appears, so is this lazy god the strongest in the god realm?"

"To some extent, the lazy god can indeed be said to be the strongest in the divine realm." The system explains, "In the divine realm, the summit of the gods monitors the gods' every move, and the gods can never attack each other except in extremely special circumstances. ”

"But all the gods have the breath of the gods, and the breath of the lazy god is the most unique, and what surrounds him is not ordinary gods, but lazy."

"The aura of the gods around the gods is a natural defense, which can resist almost any damage, but it can't resist lazy qi," the system made a sound similar to a suffocating laugh, "Once you get too close to the lazy god, and if you get close to the lazy god for a long time, you will be invaded by lazy qi." ”

"Sounds scary, what are the consequences?" Zhang Chuan asked.

"Since then, I have fallen into the abyss of laziness, I am too lazy to do anything, and I have become a lazy person who will only be lazy every day." The system finally couldn't hold back a smile, "Taishang Laojun accidentally fell for the trick before, and as a result, he lay in his old nest for 200,000 years. ”

"For 200,000 years, he didn't do anything, he just lay in the nest all day long and slept lazily, God didn't have to eat or go to the toilet, he didn't get out of bed for 200,000 years, hahahaha23333!"

"Damn!" Zhang Chuan was full of excitement, and subconsciously took a big step back.

"Don't be afraid, with me, his laziness can't hurt you." The system says, "If you become a lazy god, you can be as fearful as the gods are, but you will never be too lazy to do anything, not to care about anything." ”

"So, I don't recommend you to be lazy." The system stopped laughing, "You have to be the way of heaven, and the divine realm is just a springboard." ”

Zhang Chuan said decisively: "Thank you for your love, I still shouldn't be lazy, I'll just be an individual." ”

"Are you sure?"

"Sure."

"I still want you to think about it, there's nothing wrong with being a lazy god, you don't have to work hard, as long as you lie there every day and be lazy, your cultivation can improve by leaps and bounds." The lazy god continued.

The expression on the Queen Mother's face was even more shocked.

Sun Wukong exclaimed: "Forty-five words! It's a record breaker again! Record-breaking! Lazy God, what the hell is wrong with you? ”

"I... No need, thank you," Zhang Chuan said politely, for fear of annoying the lazy god, "What, Divine Tree, can I have a name with more than one word?" ”

"No word limit." The Sacred Tree said.

"Then I'll call..."Zhang Chuan pondered for a moment, "Respect the Martial Proud Heavenly God of War!" ”

This line immediately appeared on the sacred tree, and at the same time the divine tree asked, "Are you sure?" The name cannot be changed after it has been determined. ”

"Sure!" Zhang Chuan said, how domineering this name is!

"You're so non-mainstream, you're in the late stage of secondary school, what the hell is this?" The system began to complain.

However, this name had already been determined, and a ray of light fell from the sky and shone on Zhang Chuan's body, and the divine aura on Zhang Chuan's body exploded violently, and all of them were instantly retracted into his body.

"Congratulations, Venerable Martial Proud Heavenly God of War, welcome to the God Realm again."

After speaking, the Divine Tree was silent, and the six words 'Honorable Martial Proud Heavenly War God' that appeared on the Divine Tree also glowed, flew out of the trunk, turned into a transparent ball in mid-air, and flew to a branch at the top of the Divine Tree.

Only then did Zhang Chuan realize that there were already a lot of these balls hanging on the huge branches of the sacred tree.

"The god-sealing ceremony has been successful!" The Queen Mother of the West smiled, as if relieved, "Congratulations." ”

Sun Wukong also smiled: "Congratulations, congratulations, since I succeeded, then I will leave." ”

Zhang Chuan clenched his fists: "Brother Monkey, thank you for coming to my god ceremony." ”

"You're polite," Sun Wukong leaned close to Zhang Chuan and whispered, "I'm mainly protecting you, understand?" ”

Zhang Chuan was stunned, Sun Wukong patted him on the shoulder, turned around and flew away.

The lazy god looked regretful, and the Queen Mother of the West asked at this time: "Lord lazy god, I want to ask you, why do you want Zhang Chuan to take over the position of lazy god so stubbornly?" ”

As soon as he heard this, Sun Wukong, who had originally flown into the air, also stopped, turned to look at the lazy god, and the other gods also listened carefully with their ears open.

The lazy god ignored her this time, sighed and said, "Because I have realized the highest level of laziness." ”

The Queen Mother of the West looked curious: "The highest level? What is it? ”

"Too lazy to live." After speaking, the lazy god turned around and left, his back was very lonely.