The white monkey turned around again and glanced at Tan Yushu, his eyes full of anger.

There is also endless hatred and murderous energy.

As if to say, Lao Tzu will definitely come back!

"Dare to stare at me? Gare at me again and gouge out your eyes! Tan Yushu scolded.

The white monkey turned its head and continued to crawl forward.

"Daisen 666!"

Parrot Er suddenly flew over, hovering low above the white monkey's head, and the thief laughed: "Stupid monkey, why don't you jump?" ”

While the white monkey was playing the piano, Parrot Er flew back quietly and hid in the distance to peek.

Seeing that the white monkey was half paralyzed, Parrot II appeared.

Without saying a word, the white monkey accelerated forward.

"Silly monkey, where do you live? I think it's a long journey, and it will take you years to crawl back home, right? Would you like to catch a turtle and come with you? ”

Parrot Er grinned, chased after the white monkey, and said: "It's better to tell you a story to relieve the loneliness of your journey, okay?" ”

The white monkey still doesn't speak.

Parrot Er didn't care whether the white monkey liked to listen to it or not, and said to himself:

"The story goes like this, once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk who cultivated immortals in the temple...... The old monk raised a stupid monkey and a particularly smart and handsome parrot. ”

"On this day, the old monk went to the heavens to participate in the Ten Thousand Immortals Conference, and he didn't worry about the monkeys and parrots in the temple, so he brought them with him."

"When he was halfway there, the parrot suddenly became thirsty, so he said to the old monk: Old monk, bring a cup of tea to the bird!"

"The stupid monkey was also thirsty, and he learned the tone of a parrot and said: Old monk, bring a cup of tea to the monkey master!"

"The old monk was furious, grabbed the parrot and the monkey, and threw them together!"

"Monkey scales fall down, bang! Fell halfway through. Parrots can fly, fly in the air and laugh: stupid monkey, you can fly, you didn't expect it, right? ”

Poof——!

The white monkey squirted out a mouthful of old blood!

The parrot laughed, then flew back to the canopy, bragged to Tan Yushu, and said: "Daxian, look, that stupid monkey was beaten by me and vomited blood, and he will never dare to come again in the future!" ”

Tan Yushu was healing himself, pulling out the spikes on his body, and he didn't have the heart to talk to the second parrot.

Parrot Er said again: "Great Immortal, what is the origin of this white monkey, do you know? ”

"What's the way?" Tan Yushu continued to pull out the thorns and asked casually.

Parrot Er thought for a moment and said, "I'm worried...... This stupid monkey is the spirit pet of a certain immortal cultivator. If so, it's not going to be easy. ”

"What's the problem?" Tan Yushu was surprised in his heart, but pretended to be calm.

"Beat the dog to see the master. You've made the stupid monkey half-paralyzed, and its owner will definitely come to you for trouble. Parrot II said.

"The soldiers will come to block it, and the water will cover it." Tan Yushu said.

In this dangerous other world, Tan Yushu can't help himself with many things, so he can only accept it and resign himself to fate.

If the white monkey is really the spiritual pet of some immortal cultivator, it is estimated that it ......

Tan Yushu remembered the terrifying mana of the Ten Directions Immortal King.

……

After tossing all night, Tan Yushu finally pulled out all the spikes on his body.

There are many small holes left in the trunk, but they are rapidly recovering.

The talker was crooked all night, and at this time he was also tired, so he hid in a tree hole and slept a lot.

On the ground under the canopy, the corpses of the snake demon and the hedgehog spirit still lie.

What to do with this corpse?

It's getting hotter and hotter, and within two days, the corpse will stink.

Then it attracts countless flies and regenerates maggots.

Nima, disgusted to death.

However, Tan Yushu had nothing to do, and there was no way to get rid of the corpses of these two demon beasts.

When he was in trouble, Tan Si and the carpenter from Mopan Village came over in a ghostly manner.

Behind the two men, a few villagers followed.

"There was a lot of movement last night, did you crook your neck and become a tree?" The carpenter looked at it from afar and said.

"The crooked neck tree is still there, and it has not yet become a sperm. When it really becomes a sperm, it runs away! Tan Si walked forward and said.

"There seems to be something lying under the tree, and there is blood...... carpenter said.

"Go check it out, maybe you can pick up a treasure."

The two quickened their pace.

"Damn, it's a dead snake!"

"And one more...... Big boar! The carpenter said in surprise.

The spikes on the hedgehog spirit were gone, and the round corpse was lying on the ground, indeed a bit like a wild boar.

"Rich, rich......"

Tan Si looked at the giant python and the 'wild boar' on the ground, and said, "Such a big python, and this wild boar...... In our village, we can survive the spring famine! We have meat to eat, we can't starve! ”

"Yes, yes, we can't starve!"

The carpenter also shouted excitedly, turned around and yelled at the villagers behind him: "Go and call the village chief, gather the whole village, there is a lot of meat here, enough for us to eat for a month!" ”

Damn, it's really a heavy taste, and such a monster dares to eat it!

Tan Yushu suddenly admired these villagers a little.

The villagers quickly gathered, elated and jubilant, and worked together to transport the corpses of the snake demon and the hedgehog spirit back to the village and began to divide the meat.

The python's head was buried in the distance.

These villagers finally did a good deed and cleaned up the battlefield for Tan Yushu.

Noon on the same day.

There was a burst of meat aroma, wafting out of the mill village.

Tan Yushu felt the fragrance, and his heart was also itchy, and he really wanted to get a piece of the pie.

Although it is an elm tree with a crooked neck, Tan Yushu still remembers the happiness of enjoying food when he was a man in his previous life.

So, there is an addiction.

is like a eunuch, although he is not fully functional, he may not like beautiful women......

In the afternoon, Tan Si burped and held a toothpick in his mouth, and together with the carpenter, came to the crooked neck tree.

Tan walked around with his crooked neck and said:

"This crooked-necked tree is so thick with two people hugging it now...... It's very demonic, it's only been half a month, and it's been so long...... This tree hole can now be stuffed with a pumpkin. ”

The carpenter nodded and said, "Tan Si, we can't afford to mess with this demon tree, so don't mess with him in the future." ”

Tan Si also nodded: "Well, when Niu Er learns the immortal method, let Niu Er clean up this crooked neck tree!" ”

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

On the way into the village, another figure came.

It was Niu Er.

Looking at Niu Er's dejected appearance, Tan Yushu knew that he had not found an immortal master and had not learned the immortal method.

Tan Si grinned, waved his hand and shouted: "Niu Er, Niu Er, are you back?" Have you found the Immortal Master? Have you learned the Immortal Law? ”

The carpenter suddenly seemed to have an understanding, and patted his head: "Mom, the python and the wild boar last night weren't killed by Niu Er, right?" Could it be that he has already learned the immortal method? ”

The big hedgehog had been chopped and cooked, and a few pounds of meat went into the carpenter's stomach.

But the carpenter ate it without knowing the taste, and stubbornly thought it was a wild boar.

With this IQ, he can only be a carpenter, Tan Yushu complained in his heart.

Niu Er walked slowly and shook his head.

Tan Si frowned: "Niu Er, so you haven't found the immortal master?" Didn't learn the Immortal Method? ”

The carpenter also frowned, and sighed: "Yes, Niu Er, you have spent so much money in the village, eaten so much dry food, and still haven't found the immortal master, how can you be worthy of your father and fellow villagers?" ”

Niu Er raised his head and glared: "No, I found the immortal master, it's still the immortal master from last time!" ”

Tan Si hurriedly asked, "Then have you learned the immortal method?" ”

Niu Er shook his head sadly: "No." The immortal master said that my qualifications were too poor to learn his immortal method......"

"Alas, Niu Er, Niu Er!"

Tan Si sighed heavily and gritted his teeth: "After spending so much money on us and not learning the immortal method, you still have the face to come back?!" ”

Niu Er was silent for a moment, then suddenly raised his head and opened his mouth: "Although I didn't learn the immortal method this time, I can find other immortal masters." There is no place to stay here, there is a place to stay here. Three ......"

Tan Yushu hurriedly closed his hearing.

"Thirty years in Hexi, thirty years in Hedong, don't bully young people into poverty!"

Parrot Er suddenly came out of the hole in the tree, flew up the tree, and said in the tone of Niu Er.