Chapter 0083 When the enemies see each other, they are very red-eyed
Be a thief with a weak heart.
Make matters worse by attempting a coverup!
Tan Yushu was even more annoyed and said:
"Niu Er, I'll give you a chance to explain. If you can't explain this clearly, I'll take back the cultivation you have cultivated and turn you into a wooden man!" ”
In fact, Tan Yushu felt that there was not much difference between Niu Er and the wooden man.
Niu Erzhi was stumbling, spitting and spitting, and seemed to be trying to find a way to lie.
Tan Yushu said again: "You don't have to say it, but every word you say will become evidence in court!" ”
Niu Er raised his head and looked confused: "Divine Tree Immortal Master, what is ...... Testimony? ”
"That is, you have to be responsible for everything you say!" Tan Yushu said.
Right now.
Pijia Village, Tan Yushu's doppelganger, suddenly found the figure of an old friend.
White monkeys.
It's the spirit pet of Qingqing's cousin, the white monkey!
After not seeing him for many days, the white monkey's hemiplegia symptoms have long been cured.
Now, it is at the head of Pijia Village, looking at Tan Yushu's clone very suspiciously!
When the enemies saw each other, they were very red-eyed.
Tan Yushu decided to try his demonic power devouring on the white monkey first!
So, Tan Yushu said to Niu Er: "Niu Er, you kneel here and think about how to lie." Think about it before you speak! ”
Then, Tan Yushu's mind directly switched to Pijia Village.
Niu Er didn't know that the Divine Tree Immortal Master had shifted his thoughts, and continued to kneel under the tree, with a bitter face, thinking about how to talk nonsense.
Pijia Village.
The white monkey circled, slowly approaching Tan Yushu's clone, and said:
"Sun ghost, why is there a crooked-necked elm tree here?"
Day ghosts?
Fortunately, the female ghost of the Martyr's Temple has been destroyed by Nangong Qingqing, otherwise, how can the female ghost spare you when she hears this?
Tan Yushu sneered and continued to be silent.
The white monkey stepped forward, stretched out his front paws, and tinkered in Tan Yushu's tree hole, saying, "Paralyzed, even the tree hole and the tree nodules are exactly the same. Could it be that this is the illegitimate son of the old crooked neck tree? ”
"Demon Tree Roots!"
Tan Yushu couldn't bear it anymore, and swished out a few roots, entangled the limbs of the white monkey!
You can doubt my style and say I have illegitimate children.
But what do you mean by reaching out and messing around in my hollow?
Filthy and disgusting white monkey, what do you think of the tree hole?
"Damn, it's you again!"
The white monkey squeaked in fright, struggled hard, opened its mouth and tore at the roots wrapped around its body, trying to escape.
However, thirty years to the west of the river, thirty years to the east of the river.
The current crooked neck tree is no longer the crooked neck tree bullied by the predecessors.
The white monkey tried his best to eat, but he couldn't break free from Tan Yushu's clutches.
"Stupid monkey, you save it!"
Tan Yushu smirked, tightened his roots, and wrapped the white monkey into a big dumpling.
The white monkey knew that the disparity in strength was too great, and finally gave up the struggle.
However, the white monkey's eyes were still vicious, staring at the tree hole, showing his indomitability.
Tan Yushu mobilized his roots, slapped them on the white monkey's face, and shouted: "Stupid monkey, dare to stare at it? ”
The monkey continued to stare and scolded: "Crooked neck, if you dare to touch me, my young lady can't spare you!" ”
Damn, use your young lady to scare me?
Tan Yushu tightened his roots, strangled the white monkey to roll his eyes, and said with a wicked smile:
"Do you think Master Shu was scared? Your ugly lady, the tree master also competed, and in the end, wasn't she like you, holding her tail and running away obediently? ”
The white monkey was furious and shouted, "Fart, my young lady is not like me, she has no tail!" ”
Burst!
Tan Yushu smiled.
It seems that the IQ of this white monkey is not high, maybe it is not as good as Niu Er.
I can't understand my own words!
Tan Yushu pulled the white monkey's tail with his roots and smiled obscenely:
"Your young lady has a tail, and that day, I was like that, lifting her tail to see. See that she's just like you, with a red monkey ass! ”
Insulting an opponent is a very happy thing.
It's like the white monkey playing the piano on Tan Yushu that night.
Now, the white monkey has fallen into Tan Yushu's hands, and Tan Yushu also plans to torture it and kill it again!
The hatred of that night, the hatred is as deep as the sea.
This white monkey must not be cheap!
The white monkey gritted his teeth in anger, snorted in his nose, and scolded: "Crooked neck, my young lady knows this, you are dead!" ”
Tan Yushu sneered: "Your young lady, you won't know." ”
The white monkey was not intelligent enough and asked, "Why?" ”
Tan Yushu twitched the white monkey's head a few more times and said, "Because I'm going to kill you, a dead monkey can't speak!" ”
White Monkey: "If you kill me, my young lady won't let you go!" ”
Tan Yushu: "Your young lady, you won't know that I killed you." ”
White Monkey: "Why?" ”
Tan Yushu: "Because I'm going to kill you, a dead monkey, you can't speak!" ”
The conversation between the two was repeated a hundred times.
Burst......
The white monkey finally couldn't stand it anymore, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.
Tan Yushu smiled, the hatred of that night was finally almost repaid!
So, Tan Yushu issued an order: "Demon power devours!" ”
Immediately, there were tiny hairs at the front end of Tan Yushu's roots, which pierced into the white monkey's body.
Part of the whiskers, emitting its own wood gas;
Some of the whiskers absorb the essence of the white monkey's body.
It's like two water pipes stuck in the body of a white monkey at the same time.
One is pouring water, the other is drawing blood.
The white monkey was powerless to resist, knowing that the limit was approaching, and shouted in despair: "Crooked neck, if you kill me, my young lady will not let you go!" ”
Tan Yushu: "White monkey, your young lady, you won't know that I killed you." ”
White Monkey: "Why?" ”
Tan Yushu: "Because I'm going to kill you, a dead monkey, you can't speak!" ”
Burst!
Another mouthful of old blood spurted out.
The white monkey rolled its eyes and stopped struggling.
[Devouring is complete, universal exchange points +10000.] 】
Damn, only 10,000 points?
Tan Yushu despised the white monkey a little.
It's awesome, it turns out that you don't have a good idea, the essence and spiritual power on your body add up to only 10,000 points!
However, the revenge was avenged, and he unexpectedly gained 10,000 points, Tan Yushu was still very happy.
It's a pity that there is no champagne here, otherwise, it should be celebrated.
Looking at the corpse of the white monkey again, it has been completely wooden.
The whole body is yellow, dull, and has become a wooden monkey.
If this shape is used as a toy and sold in the market, it will definitely sell for a good price!
After all, this is a realistically proportioned and vivid wooden monkey!
Or save it, make a souvenir, and open a war results exhibition hall in the future, which is not bad!
But on second thought, let's destroy the corpse.
If the owner of the white monkey finds out, it is not good.