"Stinky God's Stick! You give Lao Tzu a stop! ”

Pedestrians on the road stopped because of this roar, only to see a "boy" wearing a yellow jacket and blind sunglasses rushing out of the crowd, followed by a strong man who was five big and three thick.

The pedestrians don't know why, they don't care about themselves, and continue to move forward.

Ling Jiu, who was dressed in a yellow coat, glanced at the strong man behind him as he ran, and the chase between the two ended in the wilderness.

The night came as scheduled, enveloping the dark clouds and clouding the stars and moon.

The strong man stopped panting, thinking about why this "kid" didn't run away, when he saw Ling Jiu touch her two funny mustaches.

"Big brother, I'm all for your good, you are fated to be robbed, and you can't make it empty of people and money......"

It's good that Ling Jiu didn't mention it, but when he mentioned the strong man, he was angry.

"Stinky God's Stick! Lao Tzu is in a bad mood for a quarrel with his girlfriend today, you are here to give Lao Tzu bad luck! ”

Speaking of which, this strong man is also miserable, his girlfriend who has been dating for two and a half years ran away with a white chicken with his savings.

After that, Ling Jiu appeared beside him like a ghost, and the gods babbled a bunch of words that "cursed" him.

Stinky Stick!

After the strong man finished speaking, Ling Jiu sighed with hatred on the side.

The strong man was so angry that he clenched his fists and gurgled, wanting to teach a lesson to the "younger brother" of the fire dance, Ling, the heavens, the earth, the earth, and the nine.

Ling Jiu understood the strong man's intentions, and deliberately lowered his voice and said: "Now that it is a society ruled by law, we should be a good citizen who abides by the law. ”

"Then you still promote feudal superstition to Lao Tzu? Birds don't here, and no one will know about the lesson! ”

It may be that Ling Jiu's words are disgusting to the strong man, and he directly raised his fist and rushed over.

It must be unreasonable to talk to this strong man, Ling Jiu took off his sunglasses, no longer pretending to be his beautiful and majestic voice and said: "In this case, even if you have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, the old lady is a person from the Xuanmen!" ”

"Look at the move! Witchcraft - wind, fire, thunder, lightning and rain! ”

Ling Jiu, who took off his sunglasses, burst out with a deterrent aura, and performed a set of actions in a deliberate manner, which really frightened the strong man.

To be precise, the strong man was stunned by the sudden thunder from behind Ling Jiu.

In an instant, lightning and thunder roared, and bean-sized raindrops fell intensively, and the two of them were instantly drenched into soup chickens.

This magic stick can really call the wind and rain!

The strong man felt that his legs were a little weak, and he panicked and said, "You...... Don't let me see you again! ”

After saying that, the strong man fled with a fart.

Ling Jiu took off his hat without hesitation, and his long black hair slipped down like silk, and he was soaked in an instant.

Tearing off two funny mustaches, Ling Jiu took off the yellow coat and covered his head, looked straight ahead, and said in a cold voice: "After the play, come out." ”

As soon as the words fell, a girl with a childish face walked out from under the big tree on the side.

The girl was wearing a royal blue ankle-length cheongsam, holding a black umbrella in her hand, and looked at the embarrassed Ling Jiu in front of her playfully.

As soon as he opened his mouth, the tone of tone ruined the appearance of cuteness.

"Yo~ I didn't think you had become a god stick——"

Full of malice appeared on the girl's immature face, and there was an indescribable sense of disobedience.

Ling Jiu ignored her attack and picked up the hat and sunglasses that had been thrown on the ground.

"If you're here just to say that, I'm not going to do it."

Looking at Ling Jiu, who turned around and left, the girl scolded: "Stop! ”

Ling Jiu looked back at her, and his bad attitude towards the girl seemed painless.

The girl's face was full of unhappiness, but she still patiently asked, "This thunderstorm is not a coincidence, are you really using witchcraft?" ”

Ling Jiu pretended to look at the night sky with lightning and thunder in an unfathomable manner, but in fact, he was panicked in his heart.

This stinky girl of this Taoist family is really a pot that can't be opened.

Why wasn't he killed by lightning?