A few joking angry words are far from worrying about Yuan Li. She still carried out her own rather proud sleep ritual step by step:

Standing 80 centimeters in front of the bed, holding his breath, his heart was concentrated, slowly growing his feet, not bending his waist, not lifting his feet, all relying on the elasticity of the soles of his feet, he threw his well-proportioned and tight body into the bed in an arc, followed by a twist of his body, turned his face down into face up, and folded his hands on his lower abdomen. The moment the back of the whole body touches the bed, all thoughts are gone, and the heart is like ashes, and there is no thought at all, and there is no life, and there is another world of life, until the sun rises again in the east.

Of course, this is the highest level of falling asleep that Yuan Li is pursuing, and she is still far from here. The most important thing is that she almost never thinks of everything, and she never thinks about it. Occasionally, the static is better, and it's just a blind cat encountering a dead mouse. However, the external movements, she is now extremely familiar and fluent, and the work is smooth and beautiful, which makes the mother who helped her video marvel and surprise her daughter.

The video went online and made her an internet celebrity. The little girls who love beauty and coolness all take her as an idol, imagining that they can also have her wonderful and dazzling sleeping posture, and what she didn't expect is that her video has inspired countless whimsical and bizarre theories of men of all ages and ages.

The comments with different opinions also gave her a full sense of accomplishment from being noticed.

Today, she lay quietly on the bed, thinking about nothing in her heart, but Xu Xinping's face that accurately interpreted what it meant to be true appeared in front of her eyes.

vivid, unpretentious vividness; Clear, that is the sign of inner translucent selflessness; Generous, a man's unique temperament that can accommodate a woman.

"Why did he call me aunt as soon as he came up, in his eyes, am I really that old?" Yuan Li suppressed the idea of getting up to look in the mirror, but she still couldn't help but raise her motionless hands that should have been placed on her lower abdomen and stroked her elastic face.

"The skin is fine, is it because the skin tone is not good?" Thinking of this, she couldn't hold back any longer, bounced up, turned on the lights, and carefully looked at herself in the mirror.

"This is very good, not only the face, but the skin of every part of the body is fair and smooth, fresh and delicate, and it is not too much to describe it as a pinch of water. Could it be the reason for my sluggishness? ”

Yuan Li couldn't help but raise her eyebrows and shake her spirit, how could the whole sunny beautiful girl look a little lacking?

"This blind silly boy!"

Yuan Li muttered in her heart, turned off the light and felt it on the bed to lie down,

"What if he had called me sister, or had he called me sister?"

Yuan Li felt like she was falling asleep, but in the master bedroom, her father Yuan Lairu and mother Wen Jing were having a very serious conversation.

"Lao Yuan, as the saying goes, you see things and think about people, are you seeing your children and thinking of your mother today? Tsk, it's true, Xu Xinping, this kid, I really can't tell what's going on, I really saw Yin Rou's shadow from him from somewhere, don't you think it's weird? Wen Jing still couldn't grasp his central meaning as always, and digressed as he spoke. This made Yuan Lairu, who was talking to her, not only have a headache that she didn't know, but also had the opportunity to take advantage of speculation. On major topics that are related to the stakes, he can completely avoid the important and choose them randomly.

"Teacher Wen, what's so strange about seeing the mother's shadow from my son? If you can't see your mother's shadow, that's weird. Yuan Lairu responded casually.

"Old Yuan, have you taken what I said through your mind? Well, it seems that there is none. It's okay, I've got you covered. You are right, we should see the shadow of the mother from the son, but there is another layer of meaning that I have not said, that is, from the son, should we also see the shadow of the father? ”

Hearing his wife's words, Yuan Lairu was taken aback, good guy, when did you learn to beat around the bush and ambush? It doesn't matter, if you come and don't be rude, you have to fight an ambush, and you have to look at the object. A herbivore wants to ambush a male lion, and no matter how perfect the trap is, it is useless.

"Hehe, Teacher Wen, you won't see my shadow from Xu Xinping, right? How I wished I could have made this possible. But the reality is that heartbeat can never replace action, and it is impossible to produce results that only action can produce. ”

"Yuan Lairu! Do you still have to show face when you talk like that? It can be said that many women are able to tolerate their men having such and such thoughts about other members of the opposite sex, because this is the normal psychological state of almost every man. Therefore, there is an old saying that obscene words do not care about things, and there is no perfect person in terms of heart. But at the same time, almost no woman can tolerate her man to say such thoughts bluntly. Therefore, as soon as Wen Jing heard Yuan Lairu Jingran say such a thing, his heart immediately became angry and he was furious.

"I'm speaking bluntly at your behest Madame, why don't you lose face? Look at you, you still can't control the fire of your ignorance. Think about it yourself, I am not transparent to this heart of yours, is the position of the supreme lover in this transparent heart completely and firmly occupied by you, is my passion for you ...... You said you couldn't bear it, so I could give it to other women. Yuan Li's mother, can't these be worthy of a vain sentence? ”

Wen Jing was laughed at by Yuan Lairu's words, and the ambusher was ambushed instead.

"Lao Yuan, I don't have to share my passion with other women today, I want as much as I want." Wen Jing exuded Yuan Lairu's irresistible unique hormones, which aroused Yuan Lairu's more passion, and a gossip between husband and wife became a spring breeze of affection and love.

Wen Jing thought to himself, this scene has produced such a great effect silently at the beginning, if this good show really appears, will the people in this play be able to hold it? Who can control what direction things will go then?

Yuan Lairu didn't think so in his heart, and in his heart, he was verifying the most famous poem of the famous Russian writer Gorky, "Let the storm come more violently!" ”