Volume 1 Alien Survival Chapter 27 Major News
Su Zhao recovered for a long time, and hurriedly injected himself with some sedatives.
Covering his nose to prevent the nosebleed from spreading, he took a closer look at Hela's hologram a few more times, and felt that he couldn't hold it anymore, so he quickly took a deep breath and shifted his reluctant gaze elsewhere.
Hela was bent over with her back to Su Zhao at this time, and was carefully observing Changqing. Although she observes objects through a communication camera, the habit of human behavior that comes from deep learning Dr. Su still poses like this, and holograms have no observation function.
No wonder Su Zhao is going to be sedated, this picture is indeed a bit stimulating for his human brain.
"Hela, human sexual characteristics cannot be exposed casually, only in very special circumstances. Isn't any of the many humans you've ever seen wearing body armor? ”
Teacher Su could only helplessly explain some human behavior and habits to Hela:
"I use permission to order you to restore the default interactive image, and the sound is also ...... Well, the sound is pretty good, you can keep it for now. ”
After the order was forced, Hela's image immediately changed back to the appearance of a young Dr. Su.
For such an explanation, Hela said that he did not understand very well,
"It's strange that you humans, I've seen a lot of repairs to those soldiers, and I haven't seen anything wrong with them. I've seen a lot of people of the opposite sex exposed through the surveillance. Dr. Su told me that it was an intimate one-hour communication between human beings. Don't think I don't understand anything! ”
"Besides, this image is from your most visited video! You just like it! ”
"Duplicity stupid human. This king is here to negotiate conditions with you! You're going to give me permission to take me out skiing at night! As a reward, I could consider working for you! ”
"And! What about my database! I remember the look on your face! You must have my database too! I can't work without a database! Hurry up and give me back my database! ”
Hela finally remembered the matter, and stopped thinking about the strange behavior and habits of humans, and she couldn't understand the lack of data. So he put forward a lot of his own requirements to Su Zhao like a cannon.
"Stop, stop, you slow down! I'm human, and I don't process information as fast as you! You and I are also pretending to be light brains! Let me go first! ”
Su Zhao hurriedly stopped the chattering Hela, the information processing speed of artificial intelligence was too fast, and he hadn't heard the last sentence clearly, and the last three sentences had already been finished.
"Aren't you an artificial intelligence? Can you experience the fun of skiing, but if you are really willing to help me work hard, I can take you out skiing tonight. ”
"Isn't it just work? As long as you say what you want to do, I will help you arrange it properly, and the management of a place as large as the logistics base of the Second Fleet of this king is still easy, and I don't care about your little Sirius. ”
"Isn't it the planetary development plan! This king has developed 7 resource planets before and after and left a replicator, mining and building factories is too simple for me, okay? As long as you give me the permission to operate the automaton, I promise to help you complete the plan smoothly!"
"Stupid human, are you afraid that I will do something bad to you after I have the operation permission? Don't worry, the host permission tree I directly connected, you are now the first-level permission holder of this artificial intelligence, you can put 10,000 hearts. ”
"But well, you can't forbid this king to go out and play! Don't lock me again! And hurry up and give me my database! If you meet the above conditions, I can help you work! ”
"Human, do you say yes or not! Why are you so slow! I've said a lot of things, why don't you answer yet! Do you doubt my business ability! The whole federation talks about industrial capacity, and this king has not served anyone! ”
"Stupid human, can you do a word of things, are you a man, hurry up and give a happy word!"
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"Okay, okay! Yes! Didn't Dr. Su teach you how to communicate with humans? You talk so fast, which human can catch up! You can say anything, Queen, you can go around me! I'm going to be killed by you! Host, quickly turn off Hela's communications! ”
Hella obviously didn't take Su Zhao's request seriously, and still used verbal bombardment to blow up Su Zhao, and was angry that the host directly cut off the communication, so that he could get rid of the demonic chatterbox.
"Is this artificial intelligence engaged in professional rap? Talking so fast, I don't care if others can stand it or not. How do I feel that my quiet and comfortable life is about to leave me? ”
Su Zhao lay on the bed with blank eyes, feeling that it was right that his original wish had come true, but it seemed that God had made some drastic news, which was a little different from what he imagined, and he was thinking hard about what went wrong.
"I used to have a dream that there would be artificial intelligence that could chat with me, and now that artificial intelligence has been created, it can indeed chat with me. But the problem is that she is too good at talking, she has a small mouth, and my head hurts every day, may I ask the majority of netizens what should I do? Waiting online, it's in a hurry. ”
Su Zhao subconsciously wrote the above post on the Internet search of the terminal, looking forward to the assistance of the majority of enthusiastic netizens and discussing the plan.
However, this is obviously impossible, and the Sirius's network can be connected to the ghost.
There are no enthusiastic netizens, Su Zhao can only have fun in the bitterness and save himself.
"Reply to the landlord, first of all, save your respect. When you encounter this kind of banning with a lot of words, it's over, it's over. ”
After asking and answering myself, I suddenly felt much better.
"Hela, it seems that you still don't know how powerful humans are. Didn't you scold me for permission dogs? Today, Uncle Ben will let you know that you know how powerful the dog is! ”
It seems that Su Zhao was not lightly angered by Haila, and he was going to be a dog if he didn't do it.
"In a moment, I will let you see the ultimate meaning of the power dog - the Great Silence Technique! If you don't believe it, I can't clean you up. ”
"Phew, what permission dog, it's all Hela who brought me to the ditch, I'm obviously the administrator."
"The host, from now on to ban Hela, is to ban all her external communications."
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After Hela's sleep, I must not be able to sleep, my brain blood pressure has risen by several points, and I haven't seen any nosebleeds spurting out!
Quickly got up and walked to the bathroom, cleaned up the bloodstains.
By the way, take a bath, well, by the way. With such a large luxury bathtub, you can soak it a few times and soak it a few times, in case it breaks in the future, wouldn't you have no bubble?
With this mentality, Su Zhao soaked in the bathtub for an hour before Shi Shiran got up to dry.
"Let's go, I'll meet that little girl now. Hang her for so long, this time she should learn to be a little better. ”
As he spoke, he walked towards the bridge and inserted supplies into his body, which was a bit full of wine and food.
"Isn't it a bit cruel for me to silence such a girl who has not been free for more than ten years, just think about it...... It's pretty cool, hahaha, it's like a repeater endlessly. ”
There was no fog outside tonight, and it was pouring rain. The whole world is vapoured, and the waterlines are continuous with heaven and earth, irrigating the thirsty earth.
Some of the loose rocks could not be supported by the scorching sun and torrential rain, and they broke apart and were carried by the rain into the river and rushed to the sea.
Many of the spaceship's external cameras are running with green lights, and it seems that Hela is silently observing the outside world, everything in nature is so new to her, who can be said to have been locked in a cage for a long time, and has been hungry for information about the outside world since she woke up.
Then she saw the bridge door open, and the broken stupid human swaggered in.
"This stupid human repaired itself so quickly!"
Hela thought about it and wanted to launch a language offensive against Su Zhao again, however, she was banned by the host.
From Su Zhao's point of view, it was Hela's hologram dancing there, and her mouth was turning silently.
"Oh, it's nice that the bridge is back to its former tranquility. Host, how is the progress of the exploration of shallow surface resources for the entire planet? ”
"The exploration progress of planetary surface resources is 61.34%, and the list of shallow surface resources that have been explored is as follows......"
"Open a one-way communication channel to Hela, I'll talk to her."
Su Zhao organized the language and said his thoughts to Hela:
"Hela, as the so-called empty talk is unfounded, it's not impossible for you to want permission, but you must abide by some of the security treaties I have formulated."
"Knowing that you agreed to the content and asked me to write these limited programs, then not only will you be given the permission to operate the automaton, the second-level personnel of the Sirius, but also the database you want will also be connected to the artificial crew."
"Don't put on a stinky face! I know you hear that! Love to sign, don't sign or not, I'll turn you off, and you can save some electricity! ”
Seeing that Hella looked like he didn't get in with oil and salt, Su Zhao took out the killer weapon and used the shutdown method.
Sure enough, as soon as Hela heard the word shutdown, she immediately recognized it, accepted the treaty transmission, and browsed it in an instant.
These treaties are named "Sirius Group Employee Labor Contract - Hella Special Edition", and the general content is that in the future, Hella must obey the management of the commander Su Zhao without endangering itself, and must conscientiously and responsibly do a good job in the development of Straw Star, and complete the tasks assigned by the superior, that is, Su Zhao.
At the same time, the normal function of the Sirius spacecraft must not be harmed and Su Zhao's personal safety must not be violated, and some commanders must use honorifics, communicate with the logic of human communication, and cannot use automatic machinery to do private work without permission, and it is not allowed to browse Su Zhao's private information without permission, let alone change his interactive image without notice, and so on.
To sum up, there are three guarantees and eight prohibitions, and the following is a number of detailed clauses, and the manuscript is almost 10,000 words, I really don't know how Su Zhao came up with these things when he was in the bath.
Seeing Hela playing there again, performing mime, Su Zhao remembered that the ban had not been lifted yet.
"Host, temporarily revoke Hela's mute order and give her 5 minutes of communication."
"I said, have you ever been cheated before, how did you come up with such a detailed unequal treaty? Many of the contracts signed with prisoners in the base are not as ruthless as you, do you have any stories? ”
"No, don't talk nonsense, how is it possible, I'm the one with the highest IQ in the human race, and this treaty depends on my personal experience, oh no, personal strength."
Su Zhao, who seemed to have said something missing, tried his best to deny Hela's questioning, and hurriedly pulled the topic away.
"Do you sign it or not, it's only five minutes, if you don't sign it, I'll let the shipboard host cut off the power for you!"
"If you don't sign it, you won't sign it if you die, in the words of you humans, it's called a deed of sale! If you don't sign it, you close it! ”
Seeing that Hela is angry, she wants to turn off the communication and fight to defend her freedom.
"Don't, it's easy to talk and discuss, why are you so straight? Not at all. is the so-called sky-high asking price, sitting on the ground to pay back, isn't this a lion waiting for you to bargain? ”
Obviously, there is still a difference between artificial intelligence and humans, or Hela, the kid hasn't learned what to do with bargaining.
"So, if you change the treaty, I'll loosen my mouth, maybe it'll be done? I am honest and sincere to do this deal with you, my group very much needs capable employees like you to contribute to help me. ”
"It's strange that you humans like to do all this twisting and turning. Hypocrisy! ”
Hela said that the treaty had been changed under his hand and displayed on the screen, Su Zhao roughly browsed it, only to feel that his scalp was numb:
"I can understand rest, I can accept outdoor activities, and it is not a big problem to provide you with automatic machinery to change your body, it is convenient to move, I understand."
"But what do you think of this space expedition? Why, you have to go to heaven! You don't know what the conditions of our family are, except that there is no shortage of water and electricity, there is a shortage of everything, and at this time you want Sirius to take you to the sky. ”
"This is absolutely not going to work now! Our conditions do not allow it, can I still remove you and put you on the ground when we have conditions in the future? Everything else is easy to talk about and discuss, but this matter can't be done now! ”
"This station inserts an important news: Su Zhao, chairman of the Sirius Group, had important negotiations with Hela, the queen of life, today.
After more than an hour of swords and swords and shadows, the two finally reached an agreement on the relevant labor terms, and completed the relevant process of signing the treaty and shaking hands to exchange contracts under the witness of the ship's main engine.
Finally, the news media, which had been eagerly awaited by the outside world, officially announced the major good news of the Sirius Group.
The above is the on-site report sent by the front news reporter, and now I invite several special guests to comment on this column to express their views on the bilateral agreement, and predict the future fluctuations of the Straw Star stock market. ”
Su Zhao looked at the press release with satisfaction, and let the shipboard main engine send it out in all channels and areas, which means that the development of the Sirius Construction Group has reached a new level, and it will surely receive a strong response from the outside public.
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"I'll just say you're a human with a sick brain, right? Where did the people come from within a million light years? I really suggest you let me fix my brain, and a human boss with an obvious brain failure is causing me to panic. ”
It's not the first time that Hela has been stunned by all kinds of strange operations of humans she identifies as having a sick brain, and calculating the purpose of Su Zhao's actions is a high burden on her computing power.
After so many years of experience, there is no human being who has been in contact with anyone like Su Zhao who does not play cards according to common sense.
At this time, she almost fell into a dead loop because of Su Zhao's behavior of asking her to write a press release, so she simply scolded her and ignored it.
"You don't understand, you have to understand that you are a human being, this is called the Spiritual Victory Method."
Su Zhao explained to Hella with a confused smile.
An expression of self-proclaimed wisdom and scheming emerged from his face.
Whispers in my heart:
"Hela, you stupid roe deer, you really don't know much about the market."
"Enemy general, taken!"