Chapter 317: I Have a Subordinate Sect Plan, Understand?
"Sauce sauce sauce! We're back! That mobile payment is still quite interesting, as long as you use your mobile phone to buy something, it's so convenient! When I go back this time, I will definitely make that QR code on the homepage of the SOS team, so that we can pay the commission fee with our mobile phone if someone entrusts us in the future! ”
"Hey, Kasuga! Where do we have Alipay in Japan? ”
"That'>" > "I don't care!" I just want it anyway! Ah Xu, this matter will be handed over to you, the death penalty that dares to refuse! ”
The door was kicked open with a bang, and the SOS group returned with a full load of shopping trips to another world. The head of the regiment, who handed everything over to his subordinates, wore a small orange top hat and rushed in with a bright smile like the sun, and then began to look for Hao Shen's location.
"Hey, hey, hey, we've got something amazing this time! 10,000 times more than the super holy fallen angel maid suit I originally prepared, ****-style peony blossoms, wealth, temptation, shame, service cute maid surrender, No. 9 ultimate light cheongsam series, if you are willing to lift the holiday restrictions and let me come every day, let 1096 wear it to you! ”
"Yes!" Lest the world be chaotic, or rather, the long-haired Lianggong, who is the real initiator of this terrible idea, raised her hands and squeezed in from behind, and her harvest did not look small, and she had an extra black beautiful shoulder bag.
"Huh?" The tea-haired girl, whose face was flushed with shyness, let out a pitiful cry that looked like protest, but more of a sad compromise.
"Huh? What about people? Where have they gone? ”
"Where's the kitchen?" The system, which was boringly rolling along the ridge line on the table, glanced at the combination of the two heads helplessly, and then flew up slowly, looking weak, "You're tired after a long walk, right?" Go up and rest, and call you again when it's time to eat. ”
The group of people bought a lot of things from shopping this time, and each of the people behind Ah Xu and Gu Quan and others had at least a dozen pounds of weight on their bodies, and Nagato, the artificial man, was even more burdened by 80% after revealing his identity, and her whole person was buried in all kinds of boxes and bags, and from a distance, it looked like the shopping festival when the shopping mall stacked up at the gate of the goods display piles up and ran by itself, if the system can be directly identified, ordinary people must be stunned when they see it.
"What, I have something serious to look for him, really, what is a big man doing in the kitchen!" The head of the regiment suddenly pursed his lips, and then waved his hand behind him, "You guys, let's move things up first, and I'll look for you later." ”
Most of the poor SOS team members were already exhausted, and after getting the permission of the group leader, several of them were relieved and hurriedly ran upstairs, Ah Xu turned around while climbing the stairs and shouted: "Nagato, hold on a little longer, we will put these up and come down to help you." ”
The head of the regiment's lips suddenly deflated, and snorted coldly, "Youxi, you go up directly, wait for all the things to be moved by Ah Xu!" ”
"......" Ah Xu's whole body lay directly on the stairs.
"Understood." With a faint response, the entire pile of goods fell half a foot, and then, the artificial girl with short silver hair separated the pile of goods like Moses, and Shi Shiran walked out and followed the others upstairs directly.
Vaguely, Nagato seemed to have stepped on Ah Xu.
"Humph!" The head of the regiment glared at Ah Xu, who was screaming miserably, and then slammed the door shut, "What a fool!" ”
"I said......" The system fell in front of the head of the regiment and said meaningfully: "If you really like him, why don't you confess directly?" ”
"Huh?" The head of the regiment's face turned red unconsciously, and then regained his domineering face, "Who would like that stupid guy Ah Xu!" ”
Such an answer was naturally expected by the other two people present.
"This is the so-called tsundere." The long-haired Lianggong spread out her hands, she had seen through everything.
"It's just arrogant, but it's still far from Jiao." The system pursed his lips, and then squinted his eyes and long hair Liang Gong, "Anyway, are you complaining about yourself like this?" Strictly speaking, you're ...... to Ah Xu."
The long-haired Lianggong hurriedly interrupted the system, "No, no, no, I don't have feelings for Ah Xu's kid, our world lines are different, besides, love doesn't make sense to me, it's just a waste of time." ”
“……… Really? The system was stunned for a moment, and then quickly summoned a ball of English letters composed of flames, "Girl, I have a plan for the formation of a subordinate sect, understand?" ”
"Woo-no roadrace!" The head of the regiment stared at the funny person and one ball in front of him with his teeth and claws, and wanted to go up and tear their mouths, but he couldn't do it after pinching his claws for a long time: the one over there is a long-haired version of himself, and he can't do it. The other one doesn't say that he can't beat it, and even if he can, he can't tear it - the system doesn't have a mouth at all!
In the end, she could only scratch her hair with a strange scream, and then rushed to the kitchen, "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I'll go find Hao Shen ......"
The system and the long-haired Liang Gong glanced at each other, each snickering. After laughing, the system suddenly remembered something, and shouted at the back of the regiment leader: "What, you ...... careful"
But the back of the head of the regiment had disappeared at the kitchen door.
The long-haired Lianggong looked at the kitchen curiously, as if he had thought of something, and his expression became excited, "What's wrong, what's wrong?" What's going on again? Could it be that the alien invaders landed in the kitchen and were fighting Hao Shen? ”
"I said your brain circuit is big enough to land in the kitchen?" The system sweated for a moment, and then sighed, "Forget it, it's not dangerous anyway, just go...... Oh, by the way, Da Liang Gong, I have a question for you......" The system said, showing a strange expression on the sphere.
"Do you prefer sweet or salty?"
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The head of the regiment rushed into the kitchen with a grin.
Haruhi Suzumiya has always been a girl with a super high IQ, and before Hao Shen came back, she had already figured out the environment and the structure of the house - the layout of the upper and lower floors of these units is exactly the same, and because it is a unified decoration, the interior is also similar. Therefore, she knew the layout of the kitchen very well: after entering the door, there was a storage room, and when you turned left, there was a separate large kitchen, which was essentially different from the Japanese-style living room kitchen.
So after pushing the door, the regiment commander subconsciously wanted to turn left, but - she stepped into the air!
In fact, not only is the floor in my impression strangely gone, but even all the scenes that originally belonged to the kitchen around are gone, and after entering the kitchen, the place where the head of the regiment can reach is all darkness, no light, no matter, it is a chaotic nothingness, just like being in the cosmic space that has been erased from the starlight background, and there is no boundary.
It's over!
That was the first thought on the leader's mind, and before she had time to think about why the kitchen had become like this, she fell into the boundless darkness.
However, when she followed her instinct and screamed and fell, the next moment, her feet touched a solid ground.
"This, what the hell is going on!!"
The down-to-earth feeling did not give the group leader a sense of down-to-earthness, in fact, it was also true, those who walked on the glass plank road were not also down-to-earth, but why were they still scared? Looking at her feet stepping on a piece of air but with a feeling of earth, and the dark and bottomless abyss under her feet, even if the regiment commander was bold, she couldn't help but speed up her heartbeat violently for a while, she hurriedly looked around, and when she saw the kitchen door suspended at a height of two feet behind her, she immediately grabbed the kitchen doorknob with her backhand, and was relieved.
It only fell two feet, and he almost twisted his foot.
And then......
You see, if ordinary people encounter this situation, their first reaction must be to open the door and leave, curiosity or doubt is based on their own safety, right? But the brain circuit of the head of the regiment is not ordinary, she only calmed down her heart slightly, and the palpitations on her face disappeared, but she found the Brock of the inner world, and laughed excitedly.
"What the hell is this guy Hao Shen doing? There must be some great secret to making this kind of thing in the kitchen! ”
PS, I made a little extra money by running a wave of orders, which delayed this side.
PS again: Who cursed me today? I was almost caught by the law of cause and effect, and I almost fell off when I pulled the zipper, and I was too much of you!