Chapter 35: The Train to the 80s (1)
According to Xiao Jingyu's meaning, he can't fight that yin god now, but he is going to use a thing to contain him, and about the big guy in Tang Li's wrist, Xiao Jingyu's master has already given them an address, saying that they should go to Xicheng together to find an old lady surnamed Duanmu.
"Oops! Second uncle, how can I have the heart to go to Xicheng now! Tang Li continued: "For so long, I almost forgot the big guy in my wrist! ”
"No way!" Xiao Jingyu hurriedly said: "This matter can't be delayed!" Why do you think there are so many things around you all of a sudden? ”
Tang Li couldn't hear this the most, as if she was a time bomb and the tragedy around her was caused by her, and then slammed the door and entered his room.
"Yes, the second uncle said the wrong thing!" Xiao Jingyu patted the door anxiously: "Little carp, now is not the time to be angry, you see that the field chicken has also become alienated, you can find the old lady Duanmu to take a look, it's always right!" ”
When Tang Li heard this, he felt that what the second uncle said was right, and then asked, "Second uncle, will you accompany us?" ”
"Second Uncle still has a tricky matter to deal with, don't worry, I've already explained it over there, when the time comes, you and Tian Ji will go together, by the way, and Jiang Chen, he is calmer than any of you at the critical moment!" Xiao Jingyu said.
Xiao Jingyu wanted to stay to deal with the Yin God Soldiers, and there was no way to go with him, before leaving, Tang Li's father repeatedly instructed: "The Duanmu family is the most disciplined, you must be polite after you go!" ”
"Oops! Dad, it's as if you've seen it! Tang Li said.
"Don't talk nonsense, in short, people are willing to see us, it's all up to your grandfather and the face of the silent man, if you dare to lose the face of the two old people, I won't clean you up, let your mother beat you!" Tang Guohao said.
Wu Dayun said dissatisfied: "Look at you scared the child, how can our little carp be so ignorant as you say, right, little carp?" ”
"That's it, that's it, besides, don't you worry about me, don't you worry about Jiang Chen?" Tang Li said impatiently.
Tang Guohao said earnestly: "Go there and read well with the old lady Duanmu, and give this thing on your wrist!" You can't give me the whole moth again! ”
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Tang Li, Tian Ji, and Jiang Chen generally play around together during the winter and summer vacations, but they have relatives and friends to pick up before, this time it is different, I originally wanted Su He and Lin Xi to go together, just take a break, but Lin Xi's parents just left, and the family is inheritance, and the insurance claims are endless, so I had to let Lin Xi live in Tang Li's house first, as for Su He, Lin Xi will not go, he will definitely not go.
Tian Ji's mother is now extremely allergic to Tang Carp, knowing that Tian Chicken is traveling with Tang Carp and resolutely refuses to let it, Tang Carp's hippie smiling face will not let her kneel and write a guarantee! Stunned to say that their family is such a single seedling, they can't afford to toss, but Tian Ji can do it, he didn't eat or drink for three days, secretly ate egg yolk pie and drank mineral water, and finally Tian Ji's mother finally compromised and said fiercely: "Why did I give birth to such a loser thing as you!" And Jiang Chen, there is no question of whether his parents agree or disagree, Tang Li can't even remember what Jiang Chen's parents look like, and asked Tian Ji, Tian Ji said that he couldn't remember.
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One snowy night, Tang Li, Tian Ji, and Jiang Chen stepped on the train to Xicheng, Tian Ji's mother followed all the way, and at the last moment of getting on the train, Tian Ji's mother rolled her eyes and covered Tang Li's head with a mink hat: "Put it on!" Don't freeze your dog's ears! ”
"Thank you, godmother!" Tang Li smirked. Tian Chicken's mother and Tang Carp's mother are best friends, the two have known each other since they were infants, and they also call each other's mother godmothers, it is said that they once thought about whether to set a baby kiss, but as Tang Carp and Tian Chicken are getting older and older, Tian Carp's mother looks at Tang Carp more and more she feels that there is no girl's appearance, Tang Carp's mother sees Tian Carp tying a ponytail all day long, and she is not a little manly, so the two of them never mention the matter of doll kissing again.
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The train ticket that Tang Li and his entourage bought happened to be the upper, middle and lower on the same side, and there was no one on the upper bunk on the other side, the middle bunk was a female college student, who was reading a book in the bunk, and the lower bunk was a mustachioed man, sucking a bowl of instant noodles. At first glance, the neighbors are quite easy to get along with, and there is no train killer - a lactating woman with a child, it seems that this day and night trip can be good, and several people began to chat. After a while, Tian Ji said that he was a little hungry and wanted to go to the bathroom, Tang Li glanced at Tian Ji and said, "You are pulling and eating, can you still be a little better?" ”
Tian Ji said with a face full of grievances: "This eating, drinking, and Lazar is not something I can control." ”
Then Jiang Chen got up and went to the dining car, Tian Ji went to the bathroom, Tang Li leaned on the lower bunk to play with his mobile phone, at this time someone came to the upper bunk, it was an old lady in shabby clothes, sitting on the bunk with a mustache, looked at it, and said to me: "I am an old lady, it is inconvenient to live in the upper bunk, let's change it." ”
Tang carp usually respects the old and loves the young, but in this way, the lower bunk was originally lived by the sick number of the field chicken, and the original body was not in good health, so he was tired of traveling and driving, and then climbed the upper bunk, don't you want to die? Second, Tang Li's tone of voice was not a discussion at all, as if she should be let go of it as a matter of course.
"I'm sorry, we have someone in the lower bunk, why don't you sleep in the middle bunk?" Tang Li said politely.
"What's the line in the middle shop? What's so inconvenient about you young man! The old lady muttered, "Why are the young people so lazy now?" ”
Tang Li has been annoyed by people she doesn't know since she was a child, teaching her the style of her elders, but when she is out of the house, she is too lazy to take it seriously, so she lowers her head and continues to play with her mobile phone.
"Just bury your head and play like that?" The old lady was angry: "Now this little young man, do you have a face or a cheek?" What's wrong with me changing my age with you? Less tutored stuff! ”
Tang Li was also angry: "I said that the old lady, the reason why the mouth is called the mouth and not the belly is for talking, not for spraying feces!" What do I owe you? I'm going to have to give you a place when you're a little old? ”
The old lady trembled with anger: "You little cub, stinky girl!" There are no arms or legs, can you die if you change it? A few people from the shop came to see the excitement, and said gossipingly: "How can you be more serious with an old lady at a young age!" ”
Tang Li's last fear in this life is to watch the stinky old ladies who are not too busy, she immediately sat on the bed, and began to play with her mobile phone indifferently: "Don't chirp here, if you want to let it, I will spend money to buy tickets!" Have the ability to find the conductor to talk about it! ”
A few lower bunks in the middle bunks quickly left, and only a few upper bunks were still waving the flag.
As soon as the old lady saw that there was an audience, she immediately became energetic, and pushed me when she went up: "I will discipline your little cub for your parents!" "I actually kicked my nose and face, and I raised my hand to slap Tang Li's mouth!
Tang Li was also angry, and then stood up with one hand on his lower back: "Come, you hit your stomach, my son wants to have three long and two short, you go to the police station immediately!" ”
Everyone was in an uproar, "Yo, I really didn't see it, this young man!" ”
"How old is that?" Although Tang Lili is thin, she wore a loose and loose bib pants when she went out this time, and her stomach was still bulging, plus she deliberately stood up, which really meant that she was a little pregnant.
"Fart!" The old lady blushed, but she didn't dare to do it: "You! You! You! ”
"What are you?" I puffed my stomach: "You can try it."
"Hot water! Let's give it a go, hot water! Let me let it, hot water" This is Jiang Chen holding a thermos bottle and squeezing over, looking at the posture of the three outer layers here, he was also startled, Tang Li saw Jiang Chen, afraid that he would do something bad, and quickly shouted angrily: "The child's father is here!" ”
"Yo, troublesome young couple!"
"Look at Si Sven like this, he can still do such a beast thing!"
"What a human being who can't be seen!"
Jiang Chen was blindsided for a while, and after knowing the cause and effect, the corners of his mouth twitched: "You are amazing, really!" ”
The mustache snorted and laughed, and pulled the old lady to sit on his own bunk: "Auntie, you dissipate your anger, you live here with me!" Then he said to Jiang Chen: "Brother, you also let the eldest sister dissipate her anger, this is pregnant with a child!" ”
Jiang Chen couldn't cry or laugh at this time.
After a while, the chicken came back, and the three of them started to eat, because Tang Carp had a big appetite, so they prepared a lot, and set up a table in total, the old lady looked at the dry swallow and foamed, and the chicken cleaned up a few clean things, and put them in the tray to send to the old lady: "Grandma, if you don't dislike it, just follow it and eat some, we bring a lot!" ”
The old lady was also polite: "You kid still knows something!" ”
After eating, Tang Carp climbed up to the top bunk neatly, and the mustache and the old lady were stunned in surprise. The mustache exclaimed: "Aren't you pregnant with the big sister?" Why did you let this brother live in the lower bunk? ”
"Oh! He's my eldest son, and he's not in good health, so don't you have to worry about it? Tang Li replied with a smile, and by the way, he poked his head out and said to Jiang Chen, "Yes! What the kid is dad? ”
"Get out!" Jiang Chen said.
"What! What are you talking about? Tian Ji said with a blank face.