Chapter 375: Dew Master and Apprentice
"Oh, see, both swords are soft swords, and they are both pinned to the waistband of my trousers."
"I can only draw one handful, I dare not draw a second one."
"I'm afraid my pants will fall off."
Chen said silently.
Lin Jiang was Spartan on the spot.
This reason, so strange?
Chen Momo can say it!
Dare to love that second sword, it's really a special effort to become your belt!
"Well, I'll give you a leash when I have time, I always feel like your second sword is crying." Lin Jiang said with a black line.
I was silent about this Chen in my heart, and I didn't know from what angle to complain about her.
In the daily state, it is cute and funny, and even a little silly.
In a state of rage, Ling Ran's killing intent is full of anger, and he is not inferior to a man!
"Do you have schizophrenia?" Lin Jiang hesitated for a moment and asked again.
Chen Mo looked at Lin Jiang in surprise, "You see it?" ”
Lin Jiang directly glanced at Chen Momo, I really am a fool!
Doesn't it look weird!
The two of them chatted like this for a long time, and the door suddenly opened.
Ye Hongchen walked out of it, his face was not as explosive as just now.
She looked at Lin Jiang and suddenly sighed, "Hey, let's just be a dew master and apprentice for a month, it can be regarded as a bad fate." ”
Lin Jiang got goosebumps when he heard this, "Master Hongchen, you can't talk nonsense, you don't want it, I still have someone to want." ”
Ye Hongchen glanced at Lin Jiang, "You're still not happy?" ”
Lin Jiang shrunk his neck, always feeling that this cheap master was a little nervous.
The three of them looked at each other for a while, and suddenly Ye Hongchen broke the silence.
Her face was a little arrogant, "What, in the future, our master and apprentice will live here, this place is called Red Dust Valley, I personally named it, and it will be our home in the future, oh, Lin Jiang, you can use this as a hotel, I don't mind." ”
Lin Jiang has a black line on his head, and your expression full of flying vinegar shows that you mind very much!
"Master Hongchen, your place is also out of the way, right? It can't be the worst of the elders, right? It's freezing cold, and I'm freezing to death. Lin Jiang couldn't help but say.
Ye Hongchen's face suddenly turned slightly red, but he immediately straightened his chest and roared, "You know a fart!" This is a treasure land specially chosen by your master! The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first work their muscles and bones, suffer their minds, starve their bodies, lack their skin, and understand their bodies? I'm testing you! ”
Chen Momo and Lin Jiang glanced at each other, and their eyes were full of the same meaning: This master is really special.
There is another meaning in Lin Jiang's eyes: It can be pulled better than your Chen Momo's trouser belt.
"Ahem, cough, you're all my apprentices, I'll test you to see if you understand?" Ye Hongchen's old face suddenly turned red and said shyly.
"Do you know how to do the apprenticeship ceremony?"
At this question, Lin Jiang and Chen Momo were stunned.
"Master, dare you never confiscate an apprentice? How did you get to be an elder? Is it mixed up by beauty? Lin Jiang couldn't help but complain.
"Little kids know how to fart! Forget it, Chen Momo, you say. Ye Hongchen glared at Lin Jiang.
She actually had an apprentice five years ago, but before she could apprentice, she hung up.
Chen shook his head silently, obviously inexperienced.
"Damn! Never mind! Two ignorant people! Tonight, go down the mountain and have a good drink and sing a K, and it will be the apprenticeship ceremony, so it is decided. Ye Hongchen took a cigarette in his mouth, rubbed his brows and said.
When Lin Jiang heard this, he immediately slapped his thigh.
What a down-to-earth way of apprenticeship.
I didn't expect that in the ethereal Red Dust Valley, I could hear the secular term of singing K, which was also very kind.
Ye Hongchen is a master who does what he says.
That night, he took two cheap apprentices and sneaked down the mountain.
Lin Jiang was complaining along the way.
It is also a blessing to have such a shameless master on the stall.
On the first day of apprenticeship, I didn't heal my injuries, so I violated family rules and went down the mountain privately.
The three of them were at the bottom of the mountain, found a hotel to eat and drink, and then entered a club that looked good and sang a song.
But it was said that the three of them were singing, and the audience was full of two cheap apprentices listening to the neurotic master pulling the gong and roaring.
Chen silently said something that made Lin Jiang extremely teary-eyed, "I suddenly want to be as Zhuang as the wind." ”
The servants were drunk and went back in the middle of the night.
The next day, Lin Jiang was still asleep when he was woken up by an angry roar, "Don't wake up yet!" Did you go as a thief last night! ”
Lin Jiang opened his eyes, and it was Ye Hongchen, and behind him stood Chen Momo, who was crystal confused at the corner of his mouth.
Lin Jiang looked at Ye Hongchen's face full of justice, and couldn't help but feel sad.
Do you still have the face to yell at us?
If we hadn't carried you back last night, you'd still have to be picked up at the bottom of the mountain.
It's shameless that your face is turned over and you're looking like your ass.
Ye Hongchen didn't have this sense of friendship established in the midst of the war, and scolded angrily: "Hurry up, I can't wait to teach you knowledge, especially you Lin Jiang, teach one day less." ”
"Don't talk about me, I'm going to die, okay?" Lin Jiang was dissatisfied, thinking to himself No wonder your hormones flew wild early in the morning, it turned out that it was the first time to be a master and excited.
"Almost." After Ye Hongchen drove the two of them to wash, he reappeared.
"Let me introduce you to me first, otherwise you don't know how awesome your master is." Ye Hongchen opened his mouth and blew, and sure enough, being a master is self-taught.
"I, Ye Hongchen, have perfect strength, unparalleled swordsmanship, and are known as the fourth sword in the world!" Ye Hongchen said arrogantly.
She was full of desire to see the two apprentices full of curiosity, but she was disappointed.
One is the daughter of the evil sword, and the other is full of sword treasures, and she is not interested in this topic.
"Why is it the fourth sword in the world, because in the whole world, I only lost to three people. One is our former head of the family, Lihuang, whose world-slaying demon sword is so awesome that he was hanged and beaten. ”
"There is another one, it is an evil sword, his "One Sword" is too powerful, and he was beaten again."
"The last one, it's ......" Ye Hongchen said, but suddenly shut up and didn't say anything.
"Still being hanged?" Lin Jiang answered.
"Fuck your sister!" Ye Hongchen was angry and beat Lin Jiang on the spot.
After a severe beating, Ye Hongchen relieved his anger and asked, "So, what do you want to learn from me?" Let's talk about it first, I'm not very proficient in internal force or something, do you want to learn internal force purification? ”
The two of them shook their heads in unison.
"That's to learn my peerless swordsmanship?" Ye Hongchen said arrogantly.
Unexpectedly, the two shook their heads again.
This time it shook a little more violently than before.
"Do you know how good my swordsmanship is?" Ye Hongchen was furious.
"I know, but I just don't want to learn." Lin Jiang's words represent Chen Momo's heart.
One sword and two swords, which one is not better than your swordsmanship?
"Damn! I don't want to learn anything! So is it a sudden self for you to worship me as a teacher? Ye Hongchen angrily scolded the unfilial disciples.
At this time, Lin Jiang had an idea.
"It's better than this, Master Hongchen......"
"Shall we teach you swordsmanship?"