Chapter 27 Eat dog meat

Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, the mother of the garden, opened a tavern on the cross slope of Mengzhou Road.

Kunjun didn't expect that Wu Da and these two were also friends.

It was late at night, and Wu Da planned to let everyone stay here for a while and then make plans.

Kunjun was lying on the bed, and that beautiful shadow appeared in front of him again, and he quickly fell asleep with a smirk......

I slept soundly and didn't wake up until the next afternoon.

When I came out, I found that Master Li had said goodbye again. Through Zhang Qing, she learned that she was going to Chai Daguan's place to meet Xiao Lin, and Wu Da was worried that she was in danger alone, so she went on the road together. And Wu Song hadn't seen his brother for more than a year, and he didn't want to be separated so quickly, so he left together.

"These people...... It's not interesting! ”

Kunjun asked Zhang Qing if she had left anything for herself.

Zhang Qing told him that he only said one word - "hum".

Kun Jun shook his head and smiled, this Master Li is really ...... Lovely.

usually has a cold temperament, but I didn't expect that after pretending to be Pan Jinlian, she would become a charming "little fox"!

can't help but think of the scene two days ago when she used a beauty trick to test herself, it really makes people's blood gush...... I can still guess a little about her intentions......

"Oh no......" At this time, Zhang Qing returned from outside and said.

Kunjun asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Zhang Qingdao: "I just got the news that Brother Song Gongming was arrested by the government and is going to be sent to Jiangzhou. ”

"Oh?"

Kunjun was not too surprised that this "black-faced scholar" had been in exile for so long, and was finally caught by the government.

In the original work, after he was assigned to Jiangzhou, he was depressed, drunk and inscribed poems in Xunyang Building, and was framed and beheaded by Huang Wenbing, which finally caused everyone in Liangshan to make trouble in Jiangzhou, and was forced to be desperate to go to Liangshan.

For Song Jiang, Kunjun is actually quite contradictory. If he could, he would like to help Chao Gai, the king of Tota, be the emperor, Chao Gai is bold, affectionate, and most importantly, not pedantic.

Kunjun also asked the system many times, why Song Jiang, but the system said that it was not time to tell you.

Kunjun can only give up, anyway, when the time comes, he pats his sleeve and leaves this dimensional world, how long can this emperor Song Jiang be in power, it seems that he can't control it......

"I'll go to Jiangzhou to see the situation,......" Kunjun said, no matter what, for now, let's pull Song Jiang up to Liangshan first. Kunjun has learned that Wang Lun is dead, and Chao Gai, Lin Chong and others have gathered in Liangshan.

"It's for the best." Zhang Qingdao.

The next day, for the sake of safety, Kunjun was disguised as Toutuo by Zhang Qing and his wife! After all, after pretending to be a Taoist priest a few times, the government is easy to recognize, and it is time to change it.

Seeing himself in the mirror, Kunjun was startled, it was like a different person, if he didn't say it, who would recognize him?! This Zhang Qing couple's disguise technique is really superb.

Kunjun rested for another night, and the next day he got on his horse and hurried away.

When it was evening, Kunjun inquired with passers-by, and it turned out that he had reached the boundary of Mengzhou.

Passing through a forest, there is a large tavern next to the fork in the road, and you can see the three golden characters on the plaque in the distance, "Happy Forest"!

Could it be the happy forest of Boss Gao, I came to the Meteor Butterfly Sword!?

Kunjun shook his head, threw away the ridiculous thoughts, and thought for a while...... Mengzhou, Happy Forest? Could it be......

Kunjun walked to the door, and someone had already enthusiastically come over to lead the horse.

After Kunjun was invited to sit down, he asked, "Little Er, your tavern is really good...... What's your boss's surname? ”

"Our boss's surname is Jiang."

Xiao Er said with a smile, listening to that tone, it seems that this is a very face-saving thing.

"Oh, the surname is Jiang...... Is it called Jiang Zhong? Kunjun asked seemingly unintentionally.

Xiao Er said: "Yes, does the guest officer know our boss?" ”

"Well, I don't know, I've heard ......"

Kunjun said secretly, sure enough, it was this Jiang Men God - Jiang Zhong. In the original book, the little bully who was killed by Wu Song with three punches and two kicks.

Xiao Er asked, "What do you want to eat?" ”

Since it is Jiang Zhong, who calls himself the god of Jiangmen, there is no need to be polite to him, Kun Jun thought to himself, so he said: "Ten catties of beef, called flower chicken, roast duck, braised fish...... Two copies of each of them, and at the end I want two good daughters in the jars. ”

Xiao Er's face changed after hearing this, and he asked, "Guest officer, can you finish eating alone?" ”

Kunjun didn't speak, just glared at him fiercely. You know, now Kunjun is disguised as Toutuo, and he looks fierce!

Xiao Er was trembling and hurriedly said, "Yes...... Be...... I'll prepare it for the guest officer. ”

Kunjun saw him go to a pretty woman at the counter and seemed to whisper something.

The pretty woman was quite attractive, and after glancing at Kunjun a few times, she waved her hand, and the little two went in.

Kun Jun guessed that this woman should be Jiang Zhong's wife.

What about this Jiang Men God? glanced around, and finally fell under the big tree outside the door, where there was a Taishi chair, on which lay a burly man.

The man had almost no hair on his head, thick eyebrows, a very round face, a large pipe in the corner of his mouth, and was spitting mist with his eyes closed, as if he was enjoying it.

He is the god of Jiang Men?!

The wine and food came up one after another, and Kunjun was hungry after a day's journey, and just after turning around to eat, he saw a group of people rushing to the big pipe with great momentum.

The leader pointed at him and said angrily: "Jiang Menshen, you bully, return me to the tavern!" Otherwise, today will be your death! ”

Jiang Menshen glanced at him and said calmly: "Shi'en, why don't you give up and don't be afraid?" How did I just get out of bed and come again. ”

Shi En was even more angry, and shouted: "You have seized my happy forest, and you actually made me die!? If you don't hand it over today, you won't be able to eat and walk around! ”

"Really?"

Jiang Menshen had already stood up, spat out a smoke ring, and said, "I want to see ......."

"Up!"

Shi En waved his hand, and more than a dozen subordinates behind him rushed towards Jiang Menshen together, picking up the stick in his hand and knocking it randomly.

Jiang Menshen waved his hands at the same time, holding a few sticks in each of them, and as soon as he used force, Shi En's subordinates suddenly staggered.

Kunjun looked at it and shook his head, this grace looked like he was going to be abused again.

Shi En was nicknamed "Golden Eye Biao", and Liang Shan ranked eighty-fifth. Since you have met him, help him, Kunjun made up his mind and slapped the table with both hands.

"Bang"! There was a loud bang, which startled the proprietress away.

Xiao Er trembled and walked over: "Guest officer, ...... are you?"

Kunjun glared at him and said, "Where's my dog meat?" Why haven't you come up yet? ”

Xiao Er said: "Guest officer, you didn't say you wanted to eat dog meat just now, and besides, we don't have dog meat in our store."

Kunjun said "en", ! said: "It's a happy forest, and there is no dog meat?!" Just change the name to the dead and alive forest. ”

Xiao Er was about to cry: "We really don't have dog meat in our store, otherwise, you can take a look elsewhere." ”

Kunjun said loudly: "There is no dog meat, kill it now!" ”

Little two: "......"

At this time, the proprietress couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily: "Where did Yetoutuo come from, dare to play drunk here!" ”

"How dare you talk to me like that? …… Today Lao Tzu is going to eat dog meat! ”

Kunjun got up and jumped to the big yellow dog at the counter.

saw a flash of the knife, and before the proprietress and a few subordinates could react, the dog didn't even make a sound, and the dog's head had already landed.

"Now that there is dog meat, go wash it and get it in the hot pot!"

"Ahh …… My rhubarb! ......" The proprietress saw that her beloved yellow dog was dead, and she was so sad that tears flowed out, pointed at Kunjun, and screamed: "You actually killed my rhubarb!" …… What are you still doing in a daze, on! Kill this head! ”

"Good! Don't let the guests eat dog meat, and want to kill people! Kunjun said: "Call your boss out!" ”

"Look for death!"

In addition to Jiang Menshen's subordinates who were dealing with Shi En outside, there were seven or eight others in the store, and at this time, they took out their knives and sticks together to greet Kunjun.

"There are few people who bully me, don't they? Tell your boss to come out, and I'm going to reason with him! ”

After Kunjun said this, he had already knocked them to the ground.

"You dead head!"

The proprietress also made a move, but after a few moves, she was kicked out of the door by Kunjun, staggering and almost didn't fall to the ground, of course, this is the result of Kunjun's mercy at his feet, and there is only one person he wants to deal with - Jiang Menshen!