075 To those who lend me money

"Huh? Slow down, slow down, what the hell are you going to do? My colleagues are watching, you pay attention. Zhao Xiaomeng complained, but her body was dragged out of the office by Yu Shan.

Yu Shan didn't pay any attention to the surprised glances cast by the other three people in the office, all he wanted to do now was to give Zhao Xiaomeng a big surprise. As soon as the two of them walked to the staircase, they happened to meet Zhao Xiaomeng's top boss, Director Shen.

Yu Shan said with a smile: "Director Shen, it's just right, I have to ask you for a leave, I have something going on at home today." ”

Director Shen was stunned for a long time before he realized who Yu Shan was, and hurriedly said, "Oh, oh, it's okay, it's okay, if you have something at home, you won't use it." Xiaomeng was originally pregnant, and the first trimester was very dangerous, so you two should go back quickly. ”

"Thank you, Director Shen."

Zhao Xiaomeng was embarrassed to say, "Thank you." Director Shen, I'll come to work tomorrow morning after I'm busy with my family. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's supposed to be ......"

Passing by Director Shen, Yu Shan pulled Zhao Xiaomeng downstairs. Out of the experimental building, Zhao Xiaomeng shook off Yu Shan's hand and said angrily: "What are you crazy about today?" I'm at work, so many colleagues are watching, what's going on at home? ”

Yu Shan pinched his daughter-in-law's face with a smile, and said mysteriously, "Good thing." ”

"What's a good thing?" Zhao Xiaomeng was even more puzzled.

Yu Shan shook his head: "I can't say it, it's boring to say it." ”

At this time, Didi sounded the car horn twice, and following the reputation, I saw the little fat man Xiong Hai poking his head out of the car window, and shouted: "Hey, I said, you two have an endless relationship, and the love is deep and rainy, or what's the matter?" ”

"The bear child is here too?" Zhao Xiaomeng was stunned.

Yu Shan couldn't say anything, and pulled Zhao Xiaomeng into the car. Phaeton started, and the speed of the car was not fast when it started, and it happened that two students in white coats were walking towards the experimental building.

One of them took a look at it and immediately exclaimed, "Eh, I'll go, isn't this Phaeton?" ”

The bear child who was driving already had a vague premonition. Sure enough, I heard another pouting and saying, "There is really a **** to buy this car." ”

The bear child stepped on the brake and pointed at the two college students and scolded the street: "You are only ****, your whole family is ****." Don't run, there's a kind of don't leave after school. ”

The two students knew that they were wrong, and ran into the laboratory building with a smoke. Yu Shan in the back seat was already overjoyed, Zhao Xiaomeng, who had never heard this paragraph, was a little inexplicable, frowned and said: "Don't get angry, Xiong Hai, go back and sister-in-law will help you find out who brought those two students, and go back and let their tutor educate them well." ”

Yu Shan leaned forward and leaned back, and said intermittently: "Fundamental...... Only...... That's not the case...... Haha, who made Xiong Hai have to drive a Phaeton. ”

Xiong Hai looked depressed: "Are you willing to drive Phaeton when I do?" Isn't that what someone gave me? ”

The car restarted, left the campus, and drove in the direction of the famous scholarly garden. Along the way, no matter how Zhao Xiaomeng asked, Yu Shan was happy that he didn't spit out, but he hated Zhao Xiaomeng so much.

When he got home, Xiong Hai turned off the fire, consciously stayed in the car, and said playfully: "Sister-in-law, you must bear it." ”

"What do I bear, I?"

When he was about to ask, the little fat man's head retracted into the car and simply stopped talking.

Worried, Zhao Xiaomeng followed Yu Shan into the house. At first glance, there seems to be no change in the home. Zhao Xiaomeng saw the messy sofa and the ground, frowned and was unhappy: "Why didn't you clean up the house?" Look at these footprints, did you enter the door without changing your shoes? ”

Yu Shan froze for a moment and waved his hand awkwardly, this is not the point. As he spoke, he pulled Zhao Xiaomeng, who had changed his slippers, into the living room, and Yu Shan blindfolded Zhao Xiaomeng from behind.

"The surprise is inside, don't peek at it. Walk slowly, walk, turn right...... Huh? Why is there no distinction between left and right, this side and this side, it hit the door frame......" Yu Shan fiddled and sent Zhao Xiaomeng into the bedroom.

"Now take a deep breath and inhale...... Exhale...... Well, the surprise is just around the corner. As he spoke, Yu Shan slowly withdrew his hand that was blindfolded by his daughter-in-law.

Zhao Xiaomeng blinked, and at a glance saw the hundred-yuan bills scattered all over the bed, as well as the bouquet of white roses placed in the center. Her eyes widened, blinked, rubbed her eyes again, and suddenly turned around to look at Yu Shan seriously.

"How's that, huh? Why didn't it happen? ”

Yu Shanzheng wondered, so he heard Zhao Xiaomeng say: "Husband, no matter how short of money we are, we can't do anything illegal and undisciplined." Where did the money come from? took advantage of the fact that he didn't report the case and hurriedly sent it back. ”

"What do you think?" Yu Shan couldn't cry and laughed, and said, "When did my husband and I break the law and discipline?" Even if I have that thief's heart, do you think I have the courage to be a thief? ”

"It seems to be the same...... So where did the money come from? ”

Yes, if you don't know the source today, Yu Shan shouldn't think about it. So he made a long story short and explained: "Coincidentally, before I met you, I accidentally bought a painting at an art exhibition, and it didn't cost much, maybe 5,000. I didn't think that I went out to watch a treasure appreciation show yesterday, and it was about the painter's works, you don't know, just a small painting sold for hundreds of thousands. Originally, I forgot about it, so I quickly went home and looked for it, and when I found it, it was really the work of that painter. No, early this morning, I asked the bear child to help find someone to do the identification, it was genuine, and it was sold on the spot. ”

After Yu Shan finished speaking, Zhao Xiaomeng was thoughtful, and seemed to be digesting Yu Shan's words. Two seconds later, Zhao Xiaomeng, who was half a beat slowly, said: "You mean that you bought a very valuable painting for 5,000 yuan." ”

"yes."

"All this money is the money from the sale of paintings?"

"That's right."

"That is, the money...... Are they all legitimate? ”

"It's not nonsense."

Before Yu Shan could finish speaking, Zhao Xiaomeng screamed 'ah', turned around and slammed into the double bed. A slap tossed the roses aside, holding the banknotes in both hands and raising them while shouting madly: "It's all mine...... It's all mine! ”

Yu Shan was taken aback, and said nervously, "Hey, hey? You slow down and be careful of the kids. ”

At this moment, Zhao Xiaomeng, who was dazzled by the money, didn't care about it, kept rolling in the banknotes, and grabbed a large handful of banknotes and giggled after a while.

Seeing this, Yu Shan no longer persuaded anything. He stood at the door, quietly watching his daughter-in-law go crazy. With a smile on his face, he felt a faint sense of accomplishment in his heart.

After five minutes, Zhao Xiaomeng finally calmed down, but she was still happy that her back molars could be exposed, she did it slowly, stepped forward in two steps, grabbed Yu Shan's arm with both hands, and asked earnestly: "Husband, how much is it in total?" ”

"There are 480,000 in the bed."

"That's a lot."

"The bank didn't make an appointment, and the withdrawal limit was 500,000, and the bear child said that 48 was good, so I withdrew 480,000."

"Huh?" Zhao Xiaomeng's IQ was normal at this time, and she reacted and said, "How much did it cost?" ”

Yu Shan scratched Zhao Xiaomeng's nose and said, "Two million six million." ”

"Ah......h

Zhao Xiaomeng danced like a happy child: "Get rich, get rich!" Husband, we're rich! ”

Yu Shan echoed and accompanied Zhao Xiaomeng to go crazy: "Yes, let's get rich." ”

"No more monthly counts!"

"Don't calculate, you can spend as much as you want."

"I don't eat the school's five-dollar faculty meal anymore!"

"Okay, I'll eat the buffet on the third floor every day in the future."

"I'm going to change to a bigger house."

"Change, let's change if we choose."

"I have a big house facing the sea, and the spring flowers are blooming!"

Yu Shan coughed and said, "Daughter-in-law, your request is a bit difficult." Unless we go to Penglai, we can't buy a sea-view house in a good place with this little money. ”

Zhao Xiaomeng continued to go crazy as if she hadn't heard it, and she adapted Haizi's poem in an excited voice: "

From tomorrow, be a rich man.

Jingdong and Taobao buy when they say they buy.

From tomorrow onwards, you can eat Western food if you want to.

Buy a big house, facing the sea, and the spring flowers are blooming. ”

Yu Shan slowly took Zhao Xiaomeng into his arms, patted her back gently, and then made it up:

"From tomorrow onwards, call every creditor.

Tell them that we have money.

The money owed to them was not only the principal, but also the interest.

Give a share of money to each invitation, and you will no longer pretend to be invisible when you meet a beggar.

Strangers who stop our appliances, I also bless you.

May you have a bright future, may you have a lover and eventually become married, and may you be happy in this world.

I just want to face the sea and bloom in spring. ”

After the arrangement, Yu Shan smacked his lips and said, "How about the daughter-in-law, your husband and I are crooked, right?" Daughter-in-law? ”

Zhao Xiaomeng didn't answer, and she didn't know when she was already lying on Yu Shan's shoulder, her body twitching, and she sobbed.

"Huh? Daughter-in-law, why are you crying? Okay, okay, don't cry. We have come to a good life, and we will definitely live a good life in the future. Don't be sad. ”

Zhao Xiaomeng stood up straightened up with Yu Shan's chest, slowly wiped the tears on her face, and said with tears and laughter: "I'm not sad, I'm just ...... Just happy. ”

Yu Shan didn't say anything, just gave Zhao Xiaomeng a big hug again. He knew that Zhao Xiaomeng must be very sad at this moment.

After a while, Zhao Xiaomeng wiped away her tears, a smile resurfaced on her face, and said, "Husband, what now?" ”

"What to do?"

"How should I spend it?"

Yu Shan thought for a while and said, "We can't forget our roots, the first thing is to pay off our debts!" ”

"Good!" Zhao Xiaomeng hurriedly returned to the living room and took out a notepad from the drawer of the coffee table. opened it, looked at the debt above and said, "I owe my eldest brother 100,000, your sister 30,000, Sun Qiang 45,000, and Shan Jie 20,000." And my parents and parents-in-law...... Husband, who will pay it back first? ”

Yu Shan waved his hand domineeringly: "Let's start with Sun Qiang." ”

"Okay." Zhao Xiaomeng turned to say: "Husband, what you just made up is really good." By the way, when I go back, I must write down the limerick poem we just made up and hang it on the wall. Forehead...... What's the name? ”

Yu Shan thought for a while and said, "It's better to call ...... To the people who lent me money? ”

Zhao Xiaomeng nodded like pounding garlic.