Chapter 3 Fakes!

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Wang Youde swallowed his saliva again: "It's ...... who is asking next."

"How can I become a ghost who retains the consciousness of life!"

Yun Song looked at him blankly.

His face was pale, his eyes were straight, and he was visibly apprehensive.

Yun Song said: "Your question is a bit tricky, why do you ask this kind of question?" ”

Wang Youde laughed and said, "Hehe, hehe, hehe, it's nonsense." ”

Yun Song looked at him suspiciously.

He said he was asking questions, but judging by his reaction, he wasn't asking.

Yun Song knew he was lying, he knew he was lying, he also knew that Yun Song knew he was lying, but he was still lying.

In this way, Yun Song did not continue to ask, because he knew that if he continued to ask, he would not get the truth.

So he changed the question and asked, "How did the Saucer Immortal answer you?" ”

Wang Youde smiled bitterly: "There is no answer, and the dish will be broken after the next question." ”

Yun was relieved: "The dish is broken, and this ghost will entangle you......"

"It's not." Wang Youde shook his head.

"I was not reconciled, so I changed the plate and invited the dish fairy again, and then asked it what calamity would happen after it died."

Yun Song was stunned: Tiezi, you are really strong!

He asked, "And the dish broke again?" ”

Wang Youde still shook his head: "The plate is not broken." ”

"This time, the table where the paper and plates were put was broken!"

After hearing this, Yun Song couldn't help but stretched out his hand and pointed at him, and said, "You said you, isn't this a mouse who has learned the art of the room to add a cat to the cat - change tricks to find death?" Isn't this a fat pig drilling into the butcher's thatched house - begging for death? ”

Wang Youde helplessly explained to him: "Please also forgive me, the little real person is really desperate, cough cough, and after discovering that the Saucer Immortal is reliable, he can't help but give birth to it, give birth, and give birth to a little curiosity." ”

The words are fragmented.

Apparently there is something hidden.

Yun Song didn't go to the bottom of it, he knew that the other party wouldn't tell the truth, so he said directly: "Who told you that Disc Immortal is reliable?" ”

Wang Youde said: "This dish immortal is indeed reliable, after inviting it to ask some about the past of our old town, it gave the correct answer." ”

"Some of these confidential matters are not even well understood, but it knows them very clearly."

"It can be seen that this disc immortal is really powerful!"

Yun Song stared at Wang Youde.

The cyan robe on Wang Youde's left and right sides reminded him of the robe worn by the old ghost.

The two were identical, so much so that when he first saw this man and a ghost, he thought they were father and son.

So he asked, "Have you ever seen what the ghost that haunts you looks like?" ”

Wang Youde shook his head hesitantly.

Yun Song asked again, "Where did you buy this clothes?" Is there anyone else in your town who has bought such clothes? ”

Wang Youde said: "If you go back to Xiao Zhenren, this dress is sewn by the best tailor in our old town, and people with a bit of identity and wealth in our town have such a dress." ”

Yun Song nodded, that's right.

He said: "Have you ever considered that maybe the Saucer Immortal you invited is a ghost turned into a ghost by the old man in your town after his death, so he knows so much about the past in your town?" ”

Wang Youde said in surprise: "No, can't you?" ”

Yun Song said: "Very likely! ”

Wang Youde frowned and thought for a while, and said categorically: "No matter what, anyway, this unjust ghost has been eliminated by you, the little real person." ”

He voluntarily terminated the topic.

Yun Song also wanted to learn about the outside world through the other party.

But Wang Youde looked at the sky and said: "Little Zhenren, the matter entrusted by the old friend has been completed in the future, and now that it is getting late, I won't bother here, and I will leave first." ”

The sun is thin, and the light is dim.

A bleak atmosphere permeated the mountains, and there were crows and birds passing by, and there was a sound of 'quack'.

Yun Song asked in surprise: "It's going to be dark soon, does Wang Shi mainly walk the mountain road in the dark?" ”

Wang Youde said with a smile: "I am used to walking at night. ”

Yun Song also wanted to keep him to understand the outside world.

But he was determined to leave, and after packing up his baggage, he hurried into the courtyard.

Looking at his back, Yun Song frowned, feeling that things were not simple.

He couldn't tell what was going on.

I just feel that something is wrong with Wang Youde.

Out of caution, he called out tentatively: "Lord Wang, wait a minute! ”

Wang Youde's body stiffened, and he turned around in fear.

Yun Song stared at him and said, "Lord Wang, you are in such a hurry, is there something important to hide from the trail?" ”

Wang Youde subconsciously hugged his burden and said, "Why did the little real person say this? Below, below, how can I hide from you! ”

This is the standard three hundred taels of silver here, and your lady did not steal it.

Yun Song's heart tightened, and he stared at him with a gloomy face.

Wang Youde's expression became embarrassed.

He looked to the side helplessly, and said: "Don't be angry, you are really hot-eyed, but, actually, in fact, there is nothing to hide from you, it's just, hehe, that, hehe." ”

After a few squeaks, he finally showed a helpless look:

"It's not that I mean to hide it from the little real person, but this thing has another great use......"

"Don't talk nonsense, what the hell is going on!" Yun Song's face sank, and he put on the demeanor of a grandmaster again.

Wang Youde said dejectedly: "Okay, I really can't live with the little real person in Xia, just now the little real person asked for food in Xia, but I didn't tell the truth." ”

"In fact, there is not only bread on the lower body, but also wine and meat."

There is also wine and meat......

Yun Song was stunned when he heard this.

Listen, listen, is this human talk?

There is wine and meat, and you didn't take it out just now?

He pointed to the statue of Dao Jun in the middle hall and said, "Lord Wang, come and see it yourself, you can see what the old man of Dao Ancestor has now?" ”

Wang Youde quickly glanced at the statue of Daojun and muttered, "It seems to be smiling? ”

Yun Song slapped him on the shoulder and said, "What smile?" Do you have corns in your eyes? It's called a smile, and it's anger! ”

"Think about what you did......

He looked up at the statue of Daojun.

Daojun is not angry but mighty as usual.

So he didn't know what Wang Youde's eyes were crooked, and he would see this expression as a smile.

Wang Youde suddenly trembled after being slapped by him.

He rubbed his eyes and looked at the statue of Daojun, and then hurriedly said: "Don't say it, Xiao Zhenren, I know it's wrong, and I'll hand over all the wine and meat to you." ”

He reached the offering table as fast as he could, opened his baggage and pulled out three oiled paper packets.

Yun Song pressed his shoulders from behind and said, "Lord Wang, what you said is not right, are you handing over the wine and meat to Xiaodao?" You're going to hand it over to Daozu and his old man! ”

"What Xiao Dao was dissatisfied with just now was that you were not pious enough to treat Dao Ancestor, how could you be sloppy with Dao Ancestor and his old man?"

Wang Youde laughed again and again, and he took out a small wine jar and asked: "The chicken and fish meat have all been put down, do you want to drink?" ”

Yun Song bowed his hand to the statue of Daojun: "Fusheng is supreme and heavenly, and monks are not good at drinking. ”

"Let's take Xiaodao as an example, Xiaodao can drink two taels at most, and if you drink too much, you will get drunk, so you can leave one or two cups for Dao Ancestor."

Wang Youde, who was about to put away the small wine jar, was stunned, and simply put the wine jar down together.

Yun Song secretly gave him a thumbs up: This old brother is lost, and his road is wide.

The three oiled paper bags that Wang Youde put down were braised pork, roast chicken and fried fish.

The pork is crispy, the roast chicken is oily, and the fried fish is golden brown.

No matter which dish tastes like it, it has a tangy aroma, but there is a faint smell of incense in their aroma, which affects the taste a little.

But it doesn't affect his appetite.

He sent Wang Youde out.

The two waved goodbye, one went down the mountain, and the other went back to cook a second time.

He happily walked back to the Taoist temple, but inadvertently saw a walking stick.

This is Wang Youde's thing.

He picked up his crutches and hurried to chase Wang Youde, but chased him out and looked at the mountain road-

Empty!

The setting sun illuminated the rugged and narrow mountain road in blood-red, and only the weeds blown by the mountain wind swayed wildly, and there was not even a single bird.

Not to mention people!

Where is Wang Youde?

With this thought, Yun Song's body shook.

He suddenly thought of the scene after Wang Youde first appeared, and he felt something strange at the beginning of the other party's appearance with a ghost on his back.

Contacting the fact that Wang Youde suddenly disappeared on the mountain road, he finally thought of a strange place:

Wang Youde and the old ghost appeared too suddenly!

Just before they appeared, Yun Song had just stepped on the table and looked for air-dried meat at the door.

At that time, he had looked far away, but he had not found any human beings.

Then it was just a moment for him to return to the middle hall, and Wang Youde appeared.

He then thought about it, thinking of the coldness he felt from the other party's arm when he was supporting Wang Youde.

At that time, he thought that this was the yin qi left by the old ghost, but now that he thinks about it, maybe Wang Youde himself is cold?

Analyzing today's encounter, Yun Song calmed down.

After calming down, his habitual thinking is turned off, and his intelligent IQ occupies the high ground again.

Before, under the guidance of inertial thinking, he found out that the old man Wang Youde was carrying was a ghost, so he thought that the other party was a person haunted by ghosts.

So could it be that Wang Youde is also a ghost?

Yun Song continued to think.

If Wang Youde has become a ghost, then the incense money he donated to the Taoist temple should be paper money, right?

The gold bar he gave must have been made of gold leaf, right?

As we all know, the folk of the Central Plains have always had the tradition of folding gold leaf paper into gold bars and burning them to the dead.

In order to verify his guess, he quickly opened the merit box.

Gold bars honestly stay inside.

Yun Song picked it up and looked at it, the color of the gold bar felt fine, it didn't look big but heavy, I was afraid that it would not weigh a catty.

He poured the drink, and it immediately slipped down.

He blew on the fire and burned it with a flame, but the color of the gold bar did not change at all.

Obviously, there is no problem with the gold bars.

When he saw the gold bar, he thought of the silver dollar he had obtained after killing the old ghost, so he took out a white one and blew his breath.

The silver dollar suddenly turned into a green banknote.

It was a coin he had never seen before, the paper was like leather, and the calligraphy and paintings on it were arranged vertically rather than horizontally.

The obverse of the coin is surrounded by swords, guns, swords, and halberds, and there is a word on each of the four corners, which is connected by the words 'Great Commander's Bounty'.

In the middle is a column of large characters, which reads, 'Take foreign silver with a ticket', and there is a slightly smaller column next to it: Pay with a ticket, and there must be no mistakes.

On the back of it is printed with flags, and roughly it looks like there are more than a dozen of them, each one different.

Looking at this kind of unimpressed silver ticket, Yun Song's heart sank: "It's a bad dish, what era have I traveled to?" ”

He put away the silver ticket but put the gold bar back in the merit box.

The silver ticket is the reward given to him by Debao Yinqian for absorbing the yin qi, and it is his thing, while the gold bar is the incense money given to the Taoist temple by Wang Youde's friend.

Speaking of which, he is not really a Taoist priest of the Taoist temple, so he is not qualified to keep this gold bar.

Not greedy, duty, this is Yunsong's tutor.

There is no problem with the gold bar, from the side, he feels that even if Wang Youde has a problem, then there should be no problem with the wine and meat he left.

So he continued to cook, and now cooking is the top priority!

Really hungry.

In the next few minutes, he ate a chicken thigh, two chicken wings, three pieces of braised pig's head, and four fried fish.

Even eating and drinking, the wind and clouds.

Not full yet......

He was eating happily, and when he looked up, he saw that Daojun in front of him was staring at him very dissatisfied.

Yun Song thought about it, Daojun only had a few pillars of fragrance, but he was a big fish and big meat, which was really inappropriate.

So he packed up the wine and prepared to go back to his room to eat.

Out of sight, out of sight.

Before leaving, he put the merit box on the offering table:

"Dao Ancestor, this meat is nothing delicious, I'll give you a big gold bar, this thing-hey, it's not right."

The merit box swayed, and he felt that the weight was wrong, it was a bit too light for a wooden box with gold bars.

So he opened the merit box.

The golden yellow croaker is gone!

In its place is a silver ticket with the words 'Take foreign silver with the word 'Take foreign silver with the ticket' on the front and more than a dozen flags on the back......

Yun Song was stunned.

What's going on!