Hao Huan went out with a travel backpack, which contained a suit dress, a pair of leather shoes, a change of casual clothes and two pairs of socks.

I will start attending the Golden Bull Award Film Festival tomorrow morning, go out to take a plane this afternoon, and fly back at noon the day after tomorrow.

Think of it as a two-day trip, relax, and when you come back from the Golden Bull Film Festival, it's time to prepare for the filming of your new film.

Taking the elevator down to the underground garage, Hao Huan walked to the car, and Wang Lexin trotted over with a pink suitcase at the elevator of a building next door.

"What's the hurry! If you fall down later, don't go to the festival! Hao Huan opened the car door and shouted.

Wang Lexin slowed down and dragged his suitcase unhurriedly.

"Get in the car!"

Waiting for Wang Lexin to put the suitcase in the trunk, Hao Huan coldly urged.

Wang Lexin slipped in, sat in the passenger seat and fastened his seat belt, and said excitedly: "Boss, the box office has just exceeded 5 billion!" ”

Hao Huan drove the car and said indifferently: "It's only 5 billion, I'm not excited, are you excited?" ”

Just 5 billion?

Well, you're floating!

You were very excited when the box office was 500 million before!

Now 5 billion, you are unmoved!

Wang Lexin doesn't care, anyway, she has a share of the honor of "Infernal Affairs", and her name is in the director's column on the movie introduction!

So, can she not get excited?

"Infernal Affairs", that's also a lot of work I put into it!

She said excitedly and expectantly: "It's only 20 days to 5 billion, and when the time comes, you will be able to break the box office record of "The Final Battle" after a month of release, and then you will be a big director with a box office of 10 billion!" ”

Hao Huan said disdainfully: "Do you still need to be released for a month?" Now I'm already a director with a box office of 10 billion, okay! ”

"Huh? I'll do the math! ”

Wang Lexin suddenly folded his fingers and calculated: ""Chainsaw" is 200 million yuan, "Orphan Resentment" is not counted as the box office in North America, plus "Fright Era" is 100 million yuan, "Soul Night" is 4.7 billion, adding up to 5 billion ......"

She suddenly exclaimed: "It's really enough for 10 billion!" ”

Hao Huan also obeyed this guy's stupid appearance of shouting, and said: "I only reacted now, did you forget to go out with your brain!" ”

Wang Lexin explained: "I'm not thinking about the box office of "Infernal Affairs", so I didn't calculate it so clearly! ”

Hao Huan drove out of the garage and said disdainfully: "Is this still necessary?" "Soul Night" has a box office of 4.7 billion, and now the box office of "Infernal Affairs" is 5.1 billion, adding up to 9.8 billion! Just like a stupid pig, you are still crossing your fingers, and looking at your stupid appearance, I seriously suspect that you lied to me about the fact that you won a scholarship! ”

"I didn't lie to you! I really got a scholarship! Wang Lexin said seriously, and emphasized at the end: "I won the scholarship for the first place in the IQ test!" ”

Hao Huan smiled: "Why don't I believe it?" Where do you say you look smart? ”

"It's like everywhere!" Wang Lexin was not convinced.

Hao Huan thought of a way to bully her again, and said, "Okay, then I'll ask you a question, and if you can answer it, I won't scold you for being a stupid pig in the future." ”

Wang Lexin felt cheating, and said wittily: "It is not allowed to be the kind of question with a sharp turn in the brain meridian, nor can it be a question that can have multiple answers, and what I say is not right!" ”

"Okay!"

Hao Huan said: "Why is the place where you drink called a nightclub, but the place where you spend the night is called a hotel?" Answer, this is not a sharp turn in the brain, nor is it a question with multiple answers, but a common sense question in life. ”

Wang Lexin was dumb in an instant, what kind of common-sense question is this?

Why is a place to drink called a nightclub, but a place to spend the night is called a hotel?

yes......

Why is this happening?

Odd!

She had a headache and said, "I can't answer this, it doesn't count!" ”

"Okay, then I'll change it."

Hao Huan asked, "Why is the refrigerator a cabinet, but the freezer a box?" ”

“……”

Wang Lexin has a headache again, how do I know why! I didn't name the fridge freezer!

She is not convinced, this kind of problem can't test her IQ at all!

She asked rhetorically, "Then why do you say?" ”

Hao Huan said: "I'm asking you now, if you can't answer, it means that you are not smart at all, and I will continue to scold you stupid pig in the future!" ”

Wang Lexin snorted: "This kind of problem is simply unsolvable! So this question doesn't count! ”

"Okay, then I'll give you another chance."

Hao Huan continued to ask: "Why is the elevator used to stand, but it is said to be taking the elevator?" ”

“……”

Wang Lexin was dumbfounded again!

You're afraid of being a bar!

But that's right!

Why is everyone standing in the elevator, but they say they are taking the elevator?

Hao Huan saw her confused look that she couldn't answer, and continued: "Why is it called a meat bun with meat?" ”

Wang Lexin's eyes opened, yes!

Why is this happening?

I've been eating meat buns for so long, and it's the first time I've realized this strange problem!

Hao Huan then asked: "Why do people lie on the beach and are exposed to the sun, but they say that they are basking in the sun?" ”

"Why is the toilet called a toilet when it is clearly for human use?"

"Why are cucumbers green?"

"Why is it that if there is a fire, it is not called extinguishing the fire, but it is called fighting the fire? Obviously, it is not the fire that is saved, but the people. ”

One by one, the questions that hit IQ hard, Wang Lexin felt as if he was really stupid!

Hao Huan said these questions, she couldn't answer any of them!

"How? Admit you're a stupid pig this time, right? Hao Huan smirked as a victor.

Wang Lexin's head was so big that she asked, "You did it on purpose!" These questions simply cannot be answered! Otherwise, you can answer one and tell me! ”

Hao Huan smiled: "That's because you're stupid, so you can't answer!" Listen, the reason why a drinking place is called a nightclub is because it is basically closed during the day and only opens at night. The reason why the overnight place is called a hotel is because the hotel was called a post station in ancient times, and there was a sign of liquor hanging outside, so it was called a hotel. ”

Wang Lexin was dumbfounded, does this really have an answer? Am I really stupid to say that?

She asked unconvinced: "Then why is it that you are standing in the elevator, but you say that you are taking the elevator?" ”

Hao Huan replied: "Because 'sitting' has the meaning of staying and staying, when the elevator is running, the person and the elevator are relatively stationary, and there is no longitudinal displacement, so it can be called sitting." ”

Wang Lexin felt that his IQ had been critically attacked, and gritted his teeth and said, "What about the meat bun?" ”

Hao Huan said: "This is simple! The ancients used to call it meat sandwich in the bun, which means that the meat was sandwiched by the bun, but later people felt uncomfortable listening to the crepe, so it was simply called the meat sandwich bun! ”

Wang Lexin suddenly realized, she suddenly felt that compared with Hao Huan, she felt really stupid and crying......

At this moment, she didn't care whether she was stupid or not, and asked curiously: "What about the others?" ”

I don't know the others!

Hao Huan pretended to be profound: "The others are simpler!" But I'm too lazy to explain so much to you! Otherwise, as soon as I think that I actually recruited a stupid pig as an assistant, I can't wait to slap myself in the face and let myself reflect on myself! ”

“……”

Wang Lexin was pierced again, and scolded me for being a stupid pig every day, which made me wonder if I was really stupid!

She pouted, if she doesn't tell me, then I'll look for the answer on the Internet!

She searched one by one, and found that the kind of questions Hao Huan said actually had a reasonable answer and explanation!

"Hey......"

She sighed wistfully out of the car window, I'm really not stupid, I used to be a top student, okay!

It must be the red who is close to Zhu, and the black who is close to ink!

No one has ever said I'm stupid before, but after I became your assistant, you called me stupid every day! So even if I'm stupid, I'm infected by you!

She successfully put the pot on Hao Huan's head, thinking about it, she felt that her explanation was perfect, and a smug smile appeared on her face that was not discovered by Hao Huan.

……

A moment later.

When the car arrived in the underground parking lot opposite the airport, Hao Huan and Wang Lexin both put on masks and walked towards the inside of the airport.

Travel after becoming famous, it is simply not too troublesome. Since she appeared on three popular variety shows to promote "Infernal Affairs", even Wang Lexin has become famous now, and she has gained a lot of fans with her stupid and innocent personality and soft and sweet face, so if she doesn't wear a mask when she goes out, her stupid appearance can really be recognized by some people.

For example, when they go through the security check now, they are immediately recognized by the airport staff and individual passengers around them after taking off their masks, causing many people to take photos and videos with their mobile phones.

It wasn't until I entered the VIP waiting room that I was able to get rid of the process of being watched and secretly photographed by everyone.

……

Two hours later.

The plane was not delayed and was about to land on the territory of the cosmopolitan city of Haishi.

Wang Lexin is the first time to come to this international metropolis, and when she was on the plane, she looked down on the sea market outside the window of the spaceship like a child, and Hao Huan wanted to pat her ass and let her sit well!

After 10 minutes.

When the plane landed, Hao Huan and the others took their luggage and walked outside.

"We're out of the airport now."

The message he sent to Huang Hao, because Huang Hao is from Haishi, so after determining that Hao Huan would participate in the Golden Bull Award Film Festival, he took the initiative to say that he wanted to do his best to be a landlord, so he made a special trip to pick up the airport, and also arranged two presidential suites in five-star hotels for Hao Huan and the others.

Hao Huan saw that this guy was so active and courteous, and he took advantage of this guy in line with the truth that he was not a fool if he had a advantage.

After all, after "Infernal Affairs" is now popular, Huang Hao, a veteran actor, has also become popular and returned to the peak of film and television.

"Here!"

Huang Hao pressed the car window and beckoned, Hao Huan and the others were too easy to recognize even if they were wearing masks.

After putting away the luggage and getting in the car, Huang Hao suddenly shouted: "You two can't do it!" This is not recognized by tourists, which means that you are not famous enough, and if it were me, now the whole airport is cheering and shouting my name! ”

"Will you die if you don't brag?" Hao Huan stabbed Huang Hao disdainfully.

Huang Hao didn't brag anymore, and the old bacon who was no longer young showed an uneasy and kind smile on his face: "It's been so long since the filming of "Infernal Affairs" has been filmed, do you have any plans to make a new movie recently?" ”

Hao Huan didn't hide it, and said: "After participating in this film festival, I will go back to prepare for a new movie!" ”

When Huang Hao heard that there was a play, he coughed and said, "That's a coincidence!" I'm not very busy for the next few months, so it's just in time to make your new movie! ”

"That's a coincidence!"

Hao Huan said: "It just so happens that I didn't plan to ask you to make a new movie this time!" ”

Wang Lexin couldn't help laughing, Teacher Huang Hao is in his forties, and he is still so stinky! But when he meets Hao Huan, he doesn't expect to get cheap!

Huang Hao said helplessly: "Hao boy, can't you respect your predecessors?" I've put down my body to show you, how can you be embarrassed to refuse! ”

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about!" Hao Huan said: "We actually don't know each other very well, right?" ”

“……”

This is really heart-wrenching!

But it's true!

Huang Hao snorted and said arrogantly: "I fooled you in front!" Even if you want to ask me to film next, I don't have time to deal with you! Now the box office of "Infernal Affairs" is so perverted, and my acting skills in the movie are so explosive, I beat you hard, so now a lot of directors are thinking about filming with me, so I don't know how to take a script!

Hey, it's not a good thing that this person is too good! In the past, I didn't have a script to choose, but now I don't know which script to choose, and I have a headache! ”

Hao Huan said again: "Just choose what's your choice, anyway, your peak is "Infernal Affairs", and no matter what you shoot next, it's mediocre." ”

Huang Hao was extremely disgusted: "Why are you so badly beaten!" ”

Wang Lexin deeply agreed, and nodded quietly, I think so too!

The car drove to the five-star hotel.

Huang Hao said: "I'll take you up to put your luggage first, and then I'll take you to eat Haishi food that you have never tasted!" ”

Wang Lexin was greedy when he heard it!

I wish I could teleport.

This night, Huang Hao fulfilled the friendship of the landlord, and the valuable food made Hao Huan and the others almost die.

If it weren't for the fact that they were all stars, it would be nice to go to the Bund for a stroll around the scenery this night, but after eating and drinking, Hao Huan and the others could only go back to the hotel to watch the beautiful night view of the city.

"Get a good night's rest! I'll pick you up tomorrow morning at nine o'clock. ”

Huang Hao drove away.

Hao Huan and the others walked into this five-star hotel, took the elevator to the presidential suite on the highest floor, and looked at the beautiful night view of the Bund from the window.

In the presidential suite next door, Wang Lexin was rolling on the comfortable bed, Hao Huan had never lived in such a luxurious presidential suite when she took her on a business trip or went out to shoot a movie!

Teacher Huang Hao is too angry!

But it's a shame to live in such a big room by yourself!

She sent a message to Liu Yuxi: "Sister Yuxi, have you arrived?" ”

Not long after, Liu Yuxi replied: "I just got out of the airport, now I'm going to the hotel." ”

Wang Lexin posted the hotel positioning, recorded a video of the luxurious presidential suite, and said: "Come and live with me, my presidential suite is so big, it's too bad to sleep alone!" ”

Liu Yuxi then replied: "Okay, I'll take a taxi now." ”

Hee-hee......

Wang Lexin smiled reassuringly, with Sister Yuxi here, how to wear a dress tomorrow morning, it will be much easier to dress up and make up!

What a genius I am!

……

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