Sixty-second is not inferior to Zhao Si in temperament
When Wu Shan was mentioned, and when he thought of Wu Shan's image of a woman who drank wine and ate meat in a big bowl, Xu Xinping's head was a little big, "Won't you fill me in the bar again?" ”
"Am I that bad? Besides, if I really want to deal with you, I can't use the trick of pouring wine, you are like a big wine barrel, and you can't get drunk no matter how much you pour it. Well, speaking of which, I'd like to warn you first, if I want to pour alcohol on someone in the future, you'll have to help me. ”
"Don't ask me for help, I don't want others to irrigate me, and I don't want others to irrigate me. In short, I don't like to drink, and I don't like the atmosphere of the drinking house. ”
"Hmph, I don't know anything about repaying kindness, people say that if you receive a drop of water, you should repay it with a spring. It's good for you to help you with flesh and white hair, so that you don't give face to others when you drink for nothing. Yuan Li gradually chatted smoothly with Xu Xinping, and she was coquettish.
"Wu Shan is the most troubled. You're just a setter. ”
Seeing that Xu Xinping actually denied his great merits, Yuan Li immediately counterattacked: "Who said that my explanation was wonderful?" Who said I should study philosophy? Who is going to make amends for the flesh that fell from me? I'm a setter now? You're too unconscionable, aren't you? ”
The two were talking, and before they knew it, they arrived at the small restaurant in Beiwai. Wu Shan happened to also come over.
Because Yuan Li said that she wanted Xu Xinping to thank Wu Shan before inviting Wu Shan, Xu Xinping preemptively said to Wu Shan: "Teacher Wu Shan, please!" ”
"Yo, Xu Daxian, the white lady is not around, you dare to please any girl. I don't dare to be called a teacher. Wu Shan was flattered by Xu Xinping, and these days she has secretly taken a lot of photos of Xu Xinping and Yuan Li together in the distance, in her heart, she has long been an acquaintance with Xu Xinping, so she has not seen Xu Xinping teasing at all.
"You have translated a lot of German papers, so isn't it the same as reading your essays? Isn't it also learning from you? Isn't it very appropriate to call you a teacher? ”
"Then according to what you say, my teacher is still decided?" Wu Shan was very happy to be praised by Xu Xinping, so she brought the teacher's hat that Xu Xinping gave her to her with peace of mind.
"Wu Shan, you should be careful of the teacher of Xinping, there will be many places to trouble you in the future. Besides, teacher is just an honorific title, and you don't necessarily have to teach him in person. I don't know if you believe it or not, but my dad often calls me Mr. Wen. ”
Wu Shan listened and listened, "Porphyry" laughed, "Lili, are you saying that Xu Xinping and I are your father and your mother, right?" ”
"Shanshan, why are you so dark! You can always smell cheap and sticky, and you can always hear the hints in other people's words. I didn't mean that. What am I suggesting you as bad, I will suggest you as my mother? I'm sick, me! ”
It is said that three women are in one play, and today the two women are singing. Xu Xinping couldn't interject, so he had to stand and listen.
The foreman of the restaurant, named Kuroko, rushed to the three of them in time.
"Yuan Li, are you three again?"
"Hey, Kuroko, what kind of eyes? Look at it again, why are there three of us again? Yuan Li asked.
"Wasn't it this handsome guy and you two beauties the other day?" Heizi mistook Wu Shan for Shen Jia.
"Yes, Kuroko, my sister likes your eyes! Just looking at you, my sister's appearance has increased by several grades, do you know. When Wu Shan thought of Shen Jia's outstanding temperament and style, she saw that Heizi had mistaken her for Shen Jia, and her face was as if she had used a beauty filter.
Kuroko realized that he had recognized the wrong person. In fact, he is a runner, how can he recognize and remember so many people who have only met once. Even if she is a beautiful woman with outstanding looks like Shen Jia, he can't remember it for sure.
"It's okay, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter which three of you, it's still three anyway, and let's go to the last private room?" Xu Xinping said.
"Okay, no problem, I learned a few words of hungry language from the hungry teacher that Sister Lili found, and it really came in handy a few days ago." Kuroko said and led them to the private room last time.
Although Wu Shan was the guest of honor invited by Yuan Li as an object of gratitude, she knew in her heart that her real role was an excuse for Yuan Li to ask Xu Xinping, and she was here to be a shield, not a light bulb. Therefore, during the banquet, she went out to answer a phone call from time to time, and it took a long time to answer it.
Because he didn't have to drink, Xu Xinping and Yuan Litian talked about a lot of topics and rich content. Yuan Li talked about her father's appreciation of Xu Xinping, what kind of people and things had happened in the Department of Philosophy of Peking University, from her college entrance examination application, to her study at Beijing Foreign University, and occasionally about her former tomboy style, the two of them burst into laughter from time to time.
Under Yuan Li's questioning, Xu Xinping also talked about some things about himself and Shen Jia. But when men talk about this kind of thing, they are far less vivid and colorful than women talk about this kind of thing.
Wu Shan found that the two of them were getting hotter and hotter the more they talked, so she simply made an excuse and left early.
There were only two of them left, Yuan Li's words changed suddenly, and she said to Xu Xinping mysteriously:
"Peace of mind, you know what? When my dad and your mom were young, they were a pair of lovers! ”
With a bang, Xu Xinping spit out a mouthful of water that he didn't have time to swallow, "Who said it, who said it, you didn't make it up, right?" "Yuan Lairu and her mother have known each other for a long time, and Xu Xinping still learned about it from Yuan Li. Today, I heard that my mother and Teacher Yuan were actually ....., Xu Xinping couldn't help but open his mouth wide in surprise.
"Really, I overheard my parents talking. The relationship between my dad and your mom at that time was much better and deeper than that between you and Shen Jia now! Yuan Li's words greatly attracted Xu Xinping's attention.
Yuan Lijian finally found her most selling topic here in Xu Xinping, so she basically told Xu Xinping about the moving past of Xu Xinping's mother and her father according to her imagination. In Yuan Li's dictation, the image of her father Yuan Lairu is naturally tall and mighty, with an extraordinary temperament, which is the prince charming in the dreams of many girls. But my father has a good eye, and let him be weak for three thousand, and I will only take one scoop of ears. Xu Xinping was very unhappy when he heard it:
"My mother is under the favor of your father, so I am fortunate to be a lover with your father. I don't look like it. A few days ago, my mother came to Beijing, but I thought that your father was always secretly coveting my mother, but I didn't see my mother have any good face for your father. ”
"That's your mom pretending to be high. I don't believe that there is anyone in this middle-aged woman in the world who can resist my father's charm. On talent, professor of philosophy at Peking University, famous scholar of Chinese studies, on temperament, since my dad gave birth to me, I haven't seen my dad lose to anyone in the temperament, Northeast Zhao Siniu, right? That temperament has always been stuck, right? That's not to meet my dad, to meet my dad, let me tell you, just Zhao Si, the second is over! After Yuan Li chatted with Xu Xinping, the train full of mouths could no longer be contained. Regardless of the north, south, south, and northwest, they ran out, and one was killed as one.
As soon as I heard it, Yuan Li was bragging, Xu Xinping had no intention of talking to Yuan Lifei like this. But when it comes to his mother's demeanor back then, Xu Xinping has to fight hard.
"Yuan Li, no matter how much we speak, we have to talk about our conscience. Let's not ask others, just ask you, when I went to pick up my mother at the train station that day, did you treat my future daughter-in-law Shen Jia as my mother's sister? Can't you tell who's big and who's small, just by virtue of this, your dad is far worse than my mom. No matter how good your dad is, no matter how temperamental he is, it is also an old cucumber painted with green paint and pretending to be tender! My mom, that's how tender it is! ”
Yuan Li saw that she had successfully aroused Xu Xinping's interest in chatting with herself, and saw that Xu Xinping was blushing because of her mother and herself, she couldn't help but laugh in her heart, but she also thought to herself, "This future mother-in-law can't be offended, besides, this future mother-in-law is indeed a rare beauty in the world, and even she is a little fascinated by her?"
Thinking of this, Yuan Li laughed, bowed her head to Xu Xinping and admitted, "Not bad, not bad, if you want to talk about Aunt Yin's physical appearance, no one can see that she is over the age of no one?" No one can see that his son is so old, right? Yuan Li said, and touched her hand to Xu Xinping's head.
Xu Xinping shook his head, "Lili, if there is anything important, nothing important, let's hurry back home after eating." ”
"Yes, yes, the most important thing hasn't been said yet. Why did your mother and my dad be so affectionate back then? There's definitely a rather poignant story in this, and I don't know about it yet. I'll ask my mom about it later. But there's one thing that's important to you and me, and I've asked my mom. ”
"What is important to you and me? What's up? ”
"I also secretly asked my mother if you are my half-brother."
As soon as Xu Xinping heard this, he raised his heart to his throat, narrowed his eyes and waited for Yuan Li to continue.
Yuan Li picked up the soup bowl at this time, sipping it one by one, smacking her mouth with taste.
was so anxious that Xu Xinping reached out and grabbed the bowl in Yuan Li's hand and put it on the table, "Is it it?" ”
Yuan Li took the opportunity to sell Guanzi, "Brother Xinping, do you hope it is, or don't you want it to be?" ”
"What do I hope I don't want, but what do I want? Tell me what your mom said? ”
"My mother said, how do I know? Only Aunt Yin Rou knows this. Yuan Li glanced at Xu Xinping, who was anxious to heat the pot like an ant, "Why don't you call and ask Aunt Yin?" ”
"What's that for me to ask?"
"What's so difficult about this, you just ask, Mom, am I your own child? Ah, no, I should ask, Mom, am I my father's own? Yes, that's it. Yuan Li gloated and looked at Xu Xinping, who was a little anxious, and continued unbearably:
"Brother Xinping, don't you remember that you should call me sister by birthday?"
"So what?"
"That means my dad and my mom fucked me, and then your dad and mom gave birth to you! In other words, before you existed, my father and my mother would have been married a long time ago, and I would have broken up with your mother a long time ago! ”
"Oh! MY GOD! ”