Volume 1 Alien Survival Chapter 7 Flirtatious Trickster
Su Zhao was lying in the sleep cabin, and the perceptual feedback of the semicircular canal in the brain and the analog signal transmitted by the body's accelerometer through the nerve worked together to convey the acceleration and deceleration of the Sirius's orbit change to the brain, and under the precise signals of the body, Su Zhao could even roughly judge the acceleration of the spacecraft based on experience.
This kind of accurate perception reminded Su Zhao of the days when he had just replaced his prosthetic leg and fine-tuned the signal, because of the difference between the body's signals and the brain's perception, he was basically dizzy all day long, nauseous and retching, and couldn't vomit anything, it was really a dark time.
He felt a little dizzy when he thought about it, and quickly shook his head and left this matter behind. There are still several hours to complete this change. Pity yourself Sirius warp engine damage, in the past, flights in the star system like this were all warp engine on, what planet gravity is not gravitational, in the ultra-high relative speed, you don't have to think so much, just go over and it's over, and adjust the course halfway, so as not to get too close to the planet, you can arrive in a few hours.
And now there are still more than 200 hours to reach the orbital circle of Straw Star, which is already very close, and Su Zhao began to worry in the face of this long wait.
"It's so boring, I can't read the book anymore, I don't want to move now, I just want to lie quietly, there is no Internet in this hellish place, I'm going to die without the Internet!" Su Zhao read a few more pages of boring books, couldn't read them anymore, took off the virtual eyepiece, and began to look at the ceiling and start.
The chaotic thoughts in his mind evoked the memories of the past, and the more he thought about it, the more it was not a taste, and Yu Fa felt that he was empty, lonely and cold.
"The main engine, come out and chat with me for a while~" He hit the idea on the shipboard main engine, and the electronic voice is also a sound, isn't it? Su Zhao's idea at this time was to ask what it was, as long as he could speak and communicate, as a lover of language arts, he would have nothing to talk to him, and he might have to suffocate himself.
"Invalid order, please issue a valid order, Commander." The main machine's voice replied, and it seemed that this was not the way out. After all, a computer is a computer, this is still a freshly manufactured host, and it has not been beaten by professionals, and it is a data upgrade.
I haven't installed any beautiful voice packs, voice escort chat systems, quiz applets, online prize quizzes, anthropomorphic love for 80 days and other messy entertainment systems.
For example, the natural beast once secretly installed a love version of the voice pack of the maintenance prompt system, and every time something went wrong with the spaceship, the host would give the whole ship a hint in a very sweet female voice:
"Hani, my dear natural baby, people's fusion raw materials are not enough, can you inject the raw materials into my body quickly, remember to take the Zl4 interface, don't insert the wrong tube in your tube~"
"Born, dear, my body number TJC233 cooling pipe seems to have a problem, you quickly give me a new one, otherwise I'll be angry, I'm super angry, the kind that will explode~"
"Wow, it's changed, my dear, you're doing awesome! You're so fast, my No. 3 thruster cooling system feels much more comfortable~"
And every time such a maintenance prompt sounds, he is born to reveal a kind of idiot-like facial art that is about to flow out, and replies to the host extremely obscenely: "Don't worry, big baby, my good brother and I will serve you, hey, hey" and then went to repair the obstacles.
Of course, this system was uninstalled immediately after Captain Aoyama returned from his outing, and he was born with a taste of the mystery of martial arts - friendship and face-breaking fist.
Su Zhao thought about it and thought of some of the tiny work he did for the voice packet of the crew command system as a language artist with both virtue and art.
In fact, it's nothing, just to carry forward the solid language skills that I have practiced on the Internet for a long time, and make some changes to some similar prompts, such as: "Where the fuck are you, two fools!" The captain told you to come to the bridge and wash your ass and get beaten! The original text is actually like this: "Please ask the second officer to rush to the bridge." ”
"The big fool is out! Brothers, cheer me up! It means that the captain has left the ship.
"Dog, are you lazy again! Move your fat ass and get to work! If you can't finish it, take off your thighs and dismantle them, and you can't put them back! "This is a reminder to the crew to load and unload cargo.
There are many, many more, anyway, Su Zhao had a lot of fun that time, and felt that his language attainments were beyond the ordinary, successfully mobilized the subjective initiative of the entire ship's personnel, and made their spiritual beliefs reach a high degree of unity that they had never had.
It's just that I was dismantled and put into a spacesuit, and I was a little uncomfortable to hang behind the spaceship for a few days.
While thinking about his genius deeds as a language artist, Su Zhao chatted with the host without a stubble, this time using some normal instructions, which was regarded as a normal relief.
"What's your measurements? The main engine, voice broadcasts the size data of Sirius. ”
"How old are you, old girl? The main engine, voice playback of the ship's factory records. ”
"Beauty, am I the one you love the most? Host, voice play my commander permission list. ”
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If you want to say that people are bored and crazy, they can force out a lot of potential, Su Zhao tried his best to chat with the host with sassy words, and asked the host to put some things such as "Su Zhao, you are so handsome!" ”;“ Su Zhao, you are awesome"; "Brother Su Zhao, I want to help you with lubricating oil" and other snacks were translated to the translator, and then listened to the voice broadcast by the host and began to grin and smirk.
"Host, listen to me tell you a joke, there used to be a fool who would repeat what he heard. When someone tells him, "I'll give you all the money," he repeats, "I'll give you all the money." Then the money was robbed; One time he was playing a game and said the wrong command, and the computer voice prompted: Invalid command, please issue a valid command, commander. Guess what he said? ”
"Invalid instructions, please issue valid instructions, commander" The voice of the host sounded at the right time, Su Zhao himself was very happy at the time, and felt that the little fool of the host was really fun to tease, no wonder so many people were tired of the magic change of the host program, and today he knew the reason.
"Host, you're a little fool, you're really happy with me, if I don't change your command voice to a little fool, the host's screaming is too boring." Su Zhao had a flash of inspiration and started to think crookedly.
"Host, change the voice wake-up command to: Little fool. Change the name of my permission prompt to: Dad. First-level authority: Su Zhao's authority is confirmed. ”
"Permission confirmed, name changing...... The rename operation has been rejected and a prohibited character has been detected. If the operation fails, please provide a new name, which is a legal naming rule. ”
"Damn, my first-level authority must be harmonized if I change my name, my authority is fake! Why can someone else's host call his wife, but I can't do it as a little fool! Look, I'm going to learn programming, and I don't change your program clearly. ”
Su Zhao realized that his authority was not enough to change a more exciting character, it seems that how to train the host is still a technical job, and he has to rely on his skills to eat. After teasing the shipborne host for a long time, Su Zhao also felt a little bored, so he decided to let the host loop play the technician's maintenance encyclopedia, and he should listen to it.
"Eh, the program, the personal computer I brought with me is full of data files, an immersive virtual host with a sleep pod, and the personal computer is rarely used, and there is no entertainment resources such as movies and music. Otherwise, I can read the novel and listen to the song. "Sirius is a brand new spaceship, and the personal hosts in the cabin are as clean as a blank sheet of paper except for some basic functions, and some are some data sheets and other accompanying materials.
When Su Zhao went to South Gate 2, he took an interstellar cruise, and there were all kinds of basic entertainment facilities along the way, and he almost went crazy and didn't want to get off the ship. At the south gate, the waiting time of the spacecraft was taken by the staff of the space dock to the upstream of the ecological planet; There are mainly watching robot fighting competitions, listening to concerts, deep-sea exploration, oxygen inhalation in the botanical hall and some more exciting special activities.
Su Zhao thought back to those fairy-like days, and his graceful waist seemed to remain on his retina.
"His grandmother's, I said how can I still pay it back to me, I have to eat and play, I have been reimbursed for the spaceship tickets before I came, and the spaceship also gave me a discount, and the co-author is to pour me ecstasy soup!" He thought about it and suddenly reacted.
"When I said how to take the spaceship, the cargo was loaded, and it was directly set to be confidential, and I guess it was to take advantage of the fact that I didn't know what method to use to transport these priceless things into Sirius, and then send me all the way to the gravitational circle What kind of data collection is called it, I'm afraid I waited until I hibernated, and the spaceship entered the warp state before leaving."
Su Zhao knew that there was a big secret behind his voyage after knowing the list of goods, but he didn't have time to think about it when he was desperate. But in retrospect, after connecting the experiences from Nanmen II to the present, he cleared his mind.
"These things definitely don't come out of formal channels, as far as I know, such level 7 warpers must have signal sensors, as well as those confidential data storage. When I set sail, the ship was scanned for the port program, either the Sirius had another signal shield, or the port host was controlled, or there was something wrong with the ship that sent me. ”
"That's a question aside, why did you choose my Sirius? …… Well, Sirius is the best level 5 warp speed ship among small ships, and if the ships above level 6 are at least about a kilometer or so, the target of such a ship is too big. ”
"Sirius is a new ship coming out of the dock, and those things can't be simply sent out of the dock."
"Then there is only one truth, someone planned this transport a long time ago, knew in advance when those things would be in the dockyard, and at the same time the new Sirius I ordered became their target because the destination was in line; I, a lonely, unwitting navigator, became their cover, and as soon as the ship entered warp speed, it would reach its destination directly according to the planned route, and then even if it was discovered, it would be beyond their reach. ”
"Then as long as I reach my destination, as long as I access the communication system, I will definitely be guided by their preset contact methods to land, won't my ship and I be all dead? This is a guy who is engaged in battleships, if it weren't for the sailing accident, I guess I would have burped. ”
Su Zhao slowly analyzed, and after sorting out the ins and outs, he couldn't help but be afraid for a while, he almost became the master who had the life to take money and not to spend it.
"Well, it's likely that the classified materials in the F1 warehouse were taken out at the same time. According to my knowledge of secrecy, such a data key should be uniquely ensured by technical means, and its security measures are extremely perfect, and it is easy to be found if it is taken out in advance. I remember that the spaceyard production list where the ship was picked up was a small spacecraft producing the model Sirius, and Sirius was the only ship that left the factory at the time. ”
Su Zhao thought of the top-secret information in the goods, and an idea came to his mind. With the step-by-step reasoning and analysis, his eyes flashed with wisdom, and he only felt that he was a super detective who was rare in the world:
"In other words, the unlock key is most likely on the Sirius!"