Chapter 196: Little Secret
Leng Zuoren, like Wen Qianshan, is a master at the level of scattered immortals, and in terms of strength, he is stronger than Gong Yue.
What are the four masters in the world, in his eyes, they are just four little children.
So he didn't expect it at all, everyone didn't expect that the two big guys, Gong Yue and Wen Qianshan, didn't move, but Zhang Chuan, the little demon emperor, did it!
"You..." Leng Zuoren looked at Zhang Chuan in surprise and anger.
"What are you!" Zhang Chuan threw another backhand punch.
Leng Zuoren blew up on the spot: "You damn little monster, Lao Tzu will kill you!" ”
After speaking, the light in his hand flashed, and there was an extra iron ruler with cold light, and at this time, the system also said a few words to Zhang Chuan.
He was furious, and the surrounding crowd immediately retreated, and when he heard that Qianshan was about to make a move, Zhang Chuan laughed: "Old man, did you go to heaven and earth to find Miss fooling around last night?" ”
As soon as he heard this, the originally murderous Leng Zuoren was immediately blindsided: "You... What did you say? ”
The people around him were also blinded.
Everyone knows what kind of place in heaven and earth, some members of organizations without families occasionally go back to consume, but they didn't expect that Tianzihao worshipped, and Leng Zuoren, who was already in the realm of scattered immortals, also had this hobby?
It's too embarrassing to go to this kind of place! Impossible, right?
"You have a good friend named Xiao Lina in heaven and earth, and nine times out of ten you went to find her, the rest of the time because she came to do good things."
"You... You... Sling the bull! How could I go to that kind of place! Leng Zuoren was ashamed and angry, "I don't know any little Lina!" ”
"Hey~ Don't be shy, everyone is a man, just admit it generously if you do it, no one will say anything about you." Zhang Chuan raised an eyebrow at him, "Every time you change into a handsome and dashing young guy to consume, so almost no one knows, am I right?" ”
"Little Lina also compliments you on how good you are, and sometimes she even gives you free because you serve her..."
"You, you, you... Shut up! Leng Zuoren was completely panicked.
The people around him are not stupid, and as soon as they saw his reaction, they knew that what Zhang Chuan said was basically eight or nine.
It's just that I didn't expect that the dignified Tianzi worship would really go to this kind of place!
Tianzi number is enshrined, the treatment and salary are first-class, if you really want to solve the physiological problem, change into a handsome guy and go out to pick up girls, okay? Why go to this kind of place?
It's unbelievable!
"Little Lina has a black mole on her left chest and a tattoo on her right buttocks, it's a butterfly, right?" Zhang Chuan said with a smile.
Leng Zuoren's face changed suddenly: "How do you know!" Are you..."
As soon as this sentence came out, everyone understood.
Leng Zuoren has really been to heaven and earth, and he really has Xiao Lina.
"Admit it, hey, hey, hey." Zhang Chuan laughed.
"I'll kill you!" Leng Zuoren waved the iron ruler to kill Zhang Chuan, Zhang Chuan stretched out his hand and pointed at the iron ruler, and silently recited in his heart: "Nianghua!" Little Lina! ”
Bang!
The iron ruler flashed and turned into a middle-aged woman with a slightly bloated body and an average appearance.
This is Xiao Lina, and her image is systematically projected in Zhang Chuan's mind.
This time, for the sake of his own eyes, Zhang Chuan changed a dress for Xiao Lina by the way.
Everyone around was blinded, and Leng Zuoren was also blinded: "Little... Little Lina, how could you..."
It's a real hammer.
Everyone looked at this 'little Lina' stupidly, dumbfounded.
The taste of cold people is a bit heavy!
"Come here." Zhang Chuan hooked his fingers, and 'Little Lina' obediently came to Zhang Chuan: "Master." ”
"Well, from today onwards, your name will be Little Lina."
"Yes, master." Little Lina said.
Leng Zuoren almost fainted to the ground.
"As a small punishment for your disrespect to us, your iron ruler is mine." Zhang Chuan said.
"Give me back the iron ruler!" Leng Zuoren roared angrily and grabbed Zhang Chuan, and Xiao Lina blocked in front of Zhang Chuan: "Old man, don't want to hurt my master!" ”
Leng Zuoren's movements stopped, this is his iron ruler, and his appearance is Xiao Lina's appearance, he can't do it!
Seeing his deflated appearance, a smile appeared on Gong Yue's face, Cheng Lu had already laughed, and Zhang Chuan laughed in his heart: "Fuck, how do you know these little secrets of him?" ”
The system also laughed happily: "I want to know naturally, but fortunately, the cold style of the two planes is exactly the same." ”
Li Zhengfeng said angrily: "Damn monster, don't you take me in your eyes!" ”
"Lao Li." Zhang Chuan looked at him, with that smiling expression again, and blinked.
Li Zhengfeng frowned, who is with you?
But seeing him like that, Li Zhengfeng somehow panicked slightly.
"Was you beaten by your wife again last night?"
Li Zhengfeng was stunned.
"Alas, I understand, men, it is inevitable that the male style will not be there when you are old, don't be shy about kidney deficiency, be brave and say it out loud, there are countless capable people in the organization, and they will definitely be able to help you heal."
"You..."
The people around him were also stunned,, Director Li turned out to have kidney deficiency?
"You said you didn't say it because you were shy, it's too selfish, you don't care, but how can you bear to watch your wife burn herself every day?"
"You... Hugh is nonsense! Li Zhengfeng's face was flushed.
"You should learn from the old man Leng and ask him how he maintains it, Xiao Lina is at the age when she can sit on the ground and absorb soil, and the old man can serve her comfortably, and she should be strong and strong! Tsk tsk, you're far from it. ”
Li Zhengfeng was annoyed and angry, and the light on his right hand flashed: "I'll kill you nonsense-filled monster!" ”
At this moment, a majestic voice sounded: "Have you made enough trouble?" ”
Everyone was stunned, and the system laughed: "The Lord is here." ”
Following everyone's gaze, a thin old man with a white beard and a slightly hunched back walked out with a crutch.
The old man's face was wrinkled and he walked slowly, Zhang Chuan couldn't feel a trace of aura on his body, but a feeling of extreme danger rose in his heart.
"Mr. Gu." Everyone saluted the old man en masse.
"Who is this man? The pomp is so big? Zhang Chuan asked.
"The Ancient Banner Army, the supreme leader of the Qin Heavenly Prison and the Shuodi Division." The system says, "The appearance hasn't changed much, but it looks a little more obscene." ”
"Then tell me some more of his little secrets!" Zhang Chuan said.
"No problem." The system thief laughed.
"Hmm." Gu Qijun nodded: "Old Leng, you are a lot older, so you can't settle down?" ”
Leng Zuoren didn't dare to say more, and lowered his head: "I know it's wrong." ”
"And you, Li Zhengfeng, you are a director anyway, don't you feel ashamed?"
Li Zhengfeng lowered his head: "I know it's wrong." ”
"Zhang Chuan, you..." As soon as Gu Qijun said three words, Zhang Chuan interrupted him with a thief smile: "Old Gu." ”
The Gu Qijun and everyone were stunned.
Seeing Zhang Chuan's expression, a sense of foreboding rose in everyone's hearts.
Sure enough, Zhang Chuan looked evil: "Old Gu, did you watch the movie again last night?" Well, it's still European and American. ”
The air was quiet again, and everyone looked at the Gu Qijun blankly, and the Gu Qijun was shocked, and his eyes almost popped out!
"European and American ones are too wild, you can try the Japanese and Korean ones, and the domestic ones are also good." Zhang Chuan blinked narrowly.
"You monster, shut up!" The ancient banner army was annoyed and angry, and the crutch in his hand slammed on the ground a few times!