Dad's words hit my heart like a sledgehammer, and then I fell to the ground and passed out in an instant.

When I woke up again, I found the man lying in a coffin, naked. The inside of the coffin is finely planed, apparently freshly made, and it also exudes the unique fragrance of locust wood.

I pushed the lid of the coffin open, and as soon as I stuck my head out, I saw my father holding a bright copper coin sword in his hand, bleeding from the corner of his mouth, looking at me like a great enemy.

"Dad, what are you doing here?" I said weakly.

Hearing me speak, my father squatted on the ground with a heavy weight. I quickly jumped out of the coffin and helped him sit on a chair.

"It's good that you didn't turn into a bloody corpse. From today onwards, you will stay in your room and never go anywhere, and sleep in a coffin when you sleep. Huaimu is a ghost, and making a coffin can gather yin qi and protect your soul from dissipating in your dreams. Now among your three souls, the heavenly soul goes to heaven and the earth soul enters the earth, and the human soul is like a fire candle in the wind and rain, which will dissipate if you are not careful, and your consciousness will be completely lost. ”

"Dad, am I alive or dead?"

"The three souls are commanded, and the seven spirits are born. Your Seven Spirits are still there, and you can carry out all kinds of metabolic physiological activities like a living person. It's just that in the future, you will have to eat glutinous rice mixed with rooster blood, wear burnt paper clothes, sleep in a wooden coffin, and you can no longer touch things used by living people. ”

"Dad, then I still have the meaning of being alive like this, I might as well die."

"Bastard words. God wants you to die, but I want you to live. Cultivation is originally to change one's life against the heavens, and only then will it bear all kinds of heavenly punishments and curses. From the day I adopted you, you were destined to be the devil in my father's heart. If you die, Daddy's way will be over. But don't be discouraged, Dad has already calculated that you can't escape the third death calamity, so he has already made plans for you. ”

Dad said that the reason why he chose to settle in Jiangbei City was because there was a green dragon hidden here. If I can take the Qinglongsha into my body, not only will the soul have a strong backer, but also absorb the spiritual power in the Qinglongsha to strengthen my human soul, and the road is unlimited.

However, this green dragon is very deeply hidden, and it is difficult to subdue, and it will probably take a year and a half before it will usher in a turnaround. I may not have that much free time before, but now I only have time left, and I can't do anything. Don't say wait a year, you can afford to wait for ten years.

In the past, because I was afraid of the punishment of the Heavenly Dao, my father didn't dare to use his true skills, but now that I have responded to the Demon Tribulation, he can completely let go of his hands and feet and go out again. After that, my father walked the streets and alleys, and the iron mouth god was inaccurate. In just one year, it has become the most famous Mai God operator within a radius of 500 miles in Jiangbei City.

As a result, my family's life has been greatly improved, and I moved out of the large compound where I lived and rented a small courtyard in the southern suburbs of Jiangbei City. This is not only convenient to hide my strange living habits, but also does not cause discomfort to my neighbors' bodies because of the heavy yin qi on my body.

There was also a very interesting thing that happened when we moved, we moved at night, and the landlord was so frightened that he almost called the police when he saw my dad suddenly move out of the house with a locust coffin, and finally my dad gave him 5,000 yuan for hush money.

……

After a year of coffin recuperation, the dead look on my face has been erased, and I look like an ordinary person. And I can see the sun now, but I can't come out in bad weather, especially when it's thundering.

On this day, a beautiful woman came to my house to tell fortunes. Women, especially beautiful women, love fortune-telling the most, because ugly women have basically resigned themselves to their fate......

This is a woman in her thirties, and it is difficult to describe her in two words. Now, for example, she looks like she's just finished getting her hair done, and she still smells of shampoo. Wearing a sleeveless translucent black gauze top, underneath is a black hip skirt that just covers the indecent parts, and the two slender big white legs are dizzy, smooth and jade, and can be broken by blowing.

This woman is pretty, but her nose is too sharp and her lips are thin, typical of selfish and mean people. I didn't waste my time in vain this year, my father gave me a copy of the Southern Barbarian physiognomy cheats, and I was extremely fascinated by what I learned. I often draw inferences, and even my father praises me for being very talented in looking.

"Excuse me, is Mr. Fan at home?"

"My dad is out of the house. Do you look at the face or ask for a hexagram? ”

"I'm here to see him. Since you won't leave me first, this is my business card, and when you Mr. Fan comes back, you can talk to him. ”

"My dad is very busy every day, or you want to talk to me about the matter, if he thinks it's serious, he will solve it for you first."

"Okay, thank you handsome guy for the reminder."

Her name is Chu Mingyu, and she runs a shoe store on Silk Street, specializing in high-end women's leather shoes. About a week ago, something strange happened in the store. On that day, there was a pair of size 38 red high heels, which inexplicably became a smooth leg, that is, there was no left foot, and both of them became right feet.

At first, Chu Mingyu thought that the clerk had placed it wrong, but no matter how he looked for it, he couldn't find the other two left shoes. This pair of red high heels sold very well, and the sample shoes that came out have been tried and worn many times, so it can't be a mistake. Even if it is, where do the remaining two left shoes go?

"I'm a cowardly person, I don't dare to mess around anymore without figuring it out, and the counter is always empty. This matter is very awkward in my heart, if Mr. Fan comes back, I will ask the handsome guy to help me tell it first. ”

After my dad came back, I told him about Chu Mingyu. After listening to this, he pinched his fingers and was silent for a while, then took out a white porcelain bottle, covered the mouth of the bottle with five baht coins, and asked me to grab a handful of white rice.

This is called white rice hexagram, and it is usually sprinkled by the owner himself, so why let me come this time? I didn't understand it, but I started to sprinkle rice on the mouth of the bottle as he asked.

The grains of rice are splashed around on the five-baht coin, and only a very small part of them can fall into the porcelain bottle. When I finished sprinkling a handful of rice, I put the bottle upside down in the palm of my hand and counted it, and a total of seven grains of rice fell.

"No, you come with me this time. Seventh, wife, your good deeds are coming. ”

"What's the good thing?"

"Since ancient times, men should marry women and marry women, although you can't marry a living person now, you can't marry a ghost."

"Dad, I don't want to marry a female ghost."

"What do you know, this female ghost is not ordinary, if you two can make it, you won't have to sleep in a coffin in the future."

That's a good thing.

Who wants to sleep in a coffin every day? I've smelled enough of locust wood.

There is a Silk Street in Jiangbei City, which specializes in selling women's clothing, shoes and hats, and there are many high-quality imitation stores in specialized stores. Every day, when it is time to get off work, it is crowded with people.

The next morning, my dad and I drove to Silk Street and found Chu Mingyu's shoe store according to the address left on the business card. Chu Mingyu's store happened to be free, so when he saw us coming, he hung up the sign that was temporarily closed, and gave the two employees in the store half a day off.

"Mr. Fan, you must already know about it, it's the shoe rack, do you want me to put the shoes back up for you to see?"

"Okay." Dad nodded and said.

After speaking, Chu Mingyu took out a pair of red patent leather high heels from the inside, originally my eyes had been wandering around her graceful figure, but when I saw the shoes in her hand, I immediately shifted my gaze.

I don't read much, and I don't know what words to use to describe the beauty of a pair of shoes. Anyway, just by looking at these shoes, I can immediately associate a woman with a sexy look on her feet.

My dad walked to the counter with red heels, and the expression on his face became more and more solemn.

"This shoe was pierced by a ghost."

"Is what the Taoist said true? Are there ghosts in modern society? Chu Mingyu's eyes widened, and there was doubt in his voice.

"Which foot do you wear first when you try on shoes?"

"Left foot."

"The ghost also tries on the left foot. People and ghosts are separated by yin and yang, and the world in which they live is also completely opposite. Suppose the red heels of the left foot are tried by a high-level ghost, then for a period of time, the shoe will be changed by the ghost's own resentful power, and the appearance of the left shoe will become the right shoe. ”

After Dad finished speaking, he raised the dust in his hand and gently slid it over his shoes. The moment to witness the miracle came when the two shoes were restored to their original shape, one on the left and one on the right.

This is the first time I have seen my father show his ability, and Chu Mingyu's eyes widened.

"Can the Taoist help me kill that ghost?"