I stood up suddenly, trying to debunk the trick of the second sister-in-law, but the chick on the side hurriedly grabbed me: "Don't be impulsive! ”

I turned to look at the chick and whispered, "You didn't see that shrew's face?" Didn't hear what she said last night? Why is this man so thick-skinned! ”

The chick looked at me very seriously: "I saw it, she pretended not to talk about it for the time being, even if you go to debunk it, people will not admit it, what can you do?" Besides, you didn't see the camera? If you don't get it right, you have to be on TV, and then the unwitting people will drown you with a spit! ”

"So that's it?" I asked the chick reluctantly.

"Have you forgotten what I told you? When a few children are buried, I will naturally ask a good friend in the neighborhood to help, now you must not be impulsive! Otherwise, when she encounters something strange, she will definitely think of us! The chick grabbed my clothes and tried to persuade me.

I sat down on the couch fiercely: "Okay! Do as you say! Damn, how can there be such a disgusting person? ”

When the chick saw me sit down, he breathed a sigh of relief and sat next to me: "You just know?" I told you a long time ago that ghosts are not terrible, but what is terrible is the human heart! ”

In the next few hours, the relatives in this room "cried and fainted" one after another, and the memory on the side said to the camera with teary eyes: "Audience friends, this is really a tragedy, look at this family, they are all people who value love and righteousness!" ”

I leaned on the table and sneered at the scenes of "Infernal Affairs" unfolding in front of me, and suddenly felt that if these people were to be actors, they would definitely be very popular with the director!

Look at these tears, and say they will fall! Looking at this face, one second it was still radiant, and the next second it became as white as paper! If the best actor is chosen, I think they can all go to the competition!

In this room, the "family ethics white hair tragedy" was being staged, Yang Guang suddenly walked in, saw the dead relatives crying in this room, paused for a moment, saw me leaning on the table and sneered, and hurriedly walked over.

"Little brother, the father of the children has arrived."

I nodded, and looked out the door, where a swarthy middle-aged man burst in, striding over to a few small coffins, completely ignoring a room full of weeping relatives, and just stood dumbfounded.

Yang Guang pointed to the middle-aged man and explained to me: "This is the child's father, Nie Bin." ”

I looked at Nie Bin carefully, he looked like he was about thirty years old, with a flat head, a very strong body, a body covered with dust, a big bag on his back, standing quietly in front of the coffin, his hands were clenched to death, and the green tendons were bursting out.

Compared with the relatives who were crying and shouting on the side, this Nie Bin made people feel even more trembling, although he did not shed a single tear, did not make any crying, but betrayed him in his slightly trembling body.

I sighed, walked gently to Nie Bin's side, and persuaded him: "People can't be resurrected after death, you mourn." ”

Nie Bin turned his head slowly, his eyes were already bloodshot! He tried hard to squeeze out a smile and said to me: "I heard Yang Guang say, thank you little brother, great kindness, my Nie Bin is unforgettable!" ”

I hurriedly waved my hand and shook my head: "No, you are serious, these are what I should do." ”

Nie Bin shook his head and knelt down in front of me and Shi Xing: "Thank you!" I'm kowtowing to you! Saying "dong dong dong", he kowtowed to me and Shi Xing three times!

This frightened me, and Shi Xing and I hurriedly helped Nie Bin up: "Get up!" You're breaking my longevity! I didn't do anything, you don't want that! We don't like this! ”

The reporter who was sitting on the side chatting with relatives heard the movement from our side, stood up immediately, and saw that I helped Yang Guang up, and the reporter hurriedly came over with the cameraman: "Hello, are you the father of several children?" I'd like to interview you, what do you think about this event? ”

This heartless reporter, didn't you see someone's dead son! Still asking this kind of question, isn't this looking for scolding?

Nie Bin looked at the reporter with red eyes, desperately suppressing the anger in his heart: "What do you think I think? ”

Before the heartless reporter could react, he handed the microphone to Nie Bin: "Why would your child commit suicide by drinking pesticides?" Will there be a certain connection with you, a father, who has been working outside for a long time? ”

OMG! How did this heartless person become a reporter? The Buddha on the side couldn't listen to it, so he stood up and pronounced a Buddha call: "Amitabha, donor, I am giving a few deceased people a lifetime, and I ask you not to make noise here, and leave some respect for the deceased." ”

When the reporter heard Shi Xing say this, he immediately became interested, pointed at me and asked Shi Xing: "May I ask the master, as a Buddhist disciple, how can you come together with a Taoist disciple?" Also, what do you think of the children who died this time? ”

"Enough! I ask you to leave now! Nie Bin on the side finally spoke, and said to the reporter unfortunately: "Please don't disturb the two masters to do things!" ”

"I'm just asking, and I haven't done anything, by the way, you haven't come back to me, what do you think about this incident?" The nerd reporter still asked Nie Bin relentlessly.

I saw Nie Bin's whole body trembling violently, and Nie Bin yelled at the reporter: "Get out!" You don't have to worry about my family's affairs! Get out of here! Saying that Nie Bin was about to start beating someone, Yang Guang hugged Nie Bin and yelled at the reporter: "Brother! Don't be impulsive! You're not leaving? Waiting for someone to catch you? ”

When the little reporter saw Nie Bin like this, he was stupefied, and the cameraman next to him pulled her clothes, and the two of them ran out at once.

"Brother, I'm sorry, I originally wanted to ask the reporter to expose this matter so that I could give justice to your child, but I didn't expect it to be such an idiot." Yang Guang saw the reporter walking away and apologized to Nie Bin.

Nie Bin shook his head gently: "I don't blame you for this, you are also kind." ”

"What kind of heart? Who told you to get rid of the reporters? Do you know that if you offend a reporter, how will people write about our family when they go back! The second sister-in-law, who had been "in a coma", saw the reporter walking away, got up from the ground, walked up a few steps and complained to Nie Bin: "It's really not enough to succeed and more than to lose!" What kind of gentleman did he find? The hair has not grown! Eighty percent are liars! ”

The second sister-in-law glanced at me and continued: "I have found the most famous gentleman in our village, and he will come in a while, you two liars had better leave immediately!" Otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind! ”

I'm going to your grandma's legs! If there is a reporter in front of you, you will pretend to be a good person, and you will "cry and faint"! Now that the reporter is gone, you're going to trouble me!

I was so angry that when I saw that I was about to do something, Shi Xing on the side hurriedly pulled me.

"What? I debunked you, and you still want to hit someone? Someone's coming! This fake Taoist priest is going to beat someone! When the second sister-in-law saw me looking at her through gritted teeth, she shouted, and the relatives in the house surrounded me and Shi Xing in the middle.

"What's wrong?"

"This fake Taoist priest cheats money! I debunked it, and now you still want to hit me! ”

"Damn, is there any reason left? Brothers! Kill this false Taoist! ”

I looked at the faces of these relatives around me and sneered: "First: I came because my friend Yang Guang was looking for me, not because I begged to come!" Second: I heard this shrew talking to another woman last night! Said to discuss it with that gentleman! Drive me away, and she will share the money given by Yang Guang with that gentleman! ”

"Fart! Don't talk nonsense! When the second sister-in-law saw me say this, she panicked.

I patted Shi Xing and motioned for him to let go, Shi Xing saw that I had something to say, hesitated, let go of my hand, and I continued to say to the relatives around me: "Hmph! Do you think these children will be reincarnated with peace of mind? If we hadn't persuaded you to go home last night, none of you would have escaped! As I spoke, I wrapped my trouser legs around and showed them the piece of flesh that the imp had bitten off last night.

"You, you said that her second sister-in-law colluded with Mr. to chase you, what evidence do you have?" Someone in the crowd asked me, and I looked over to see that it was the woman who said that the second sister-in-law was uncomfortable.

I glanced at her and said what I heard last night, and the relatives around me "whooped" the fryer, and the woman saw this, and reached out and wanted to hit me: "Fart!" Don't lie to good people! When did we say that? ”

"And what did you do by the wall last night?" I asked rhetorically.

At this time, another aunt in the crowd spoke: "By the way, the old lady asked me to look for you last night, and you are indeed by the wall!" ”

The surrounding relatives fried the pot again, and the second sister-in-law saw this, and cried "wow": "No conscience!" You're helping outsiders bully me! I'm not alive anymore! Saying that, she was about to hit the wall, and the woman who said that the second sister-in-law was uncomfortable hurriedly grabbed her.

"I'm sorry, I'm late." A man's voice suddenly came from outside the door, and when people turned their heads to look, the second sister-in-law got up at once, ran to the man's side and pulled the man over: "Sir, look, are these two fake Taoist priests cheating money?" ”

The man in the Taoist robe with the mustache walked up to me while comforting her: "Guys, they two are liars! How could anyone be so young as to surpass the undead? It must be, ah~! ”

When the middle-aged man saw the chick next to me, he screamed, and I turned my head to see that the chick had turned into a green-faced and fanged ghost.

The second sister-in-law pulled Mr.'s robe: "Sir, what's wrong with you?" ”

"No, it's okay, I'm not feeling well, I'll go back first!" This "gentleman" turned around and wanted to leave, but I grabbed him: "Don't go, let me ask you, did you negotiate with this woman to drive me away and share the money?" ”

The chick on the side leaned in, and the "gentleman" was so frightened that he sat on the ground: "Yes! Please, don't come here! It was all this woman's idea! None of my business! ”

I nodded with satisfaction: "Did you hear that?" ”

At this time, the oldest old man came out and hugged his fist at me: "I'm sorry little brother, this happened to our family, we will definitely discipline it well!" Please also continue to do it for a few children. ”

I saw the steps down and nodded. The old man yelled at his relatives around him: "What are you looking at?" Take them with me! I'm cleaning up the two of them when I'm done! ”

Several men of five big and three thick men pounced and twisted the two women out.

On the third day, we buried the child's coffin and returned home with Shi Xing, along the way Yang Guang kept apologizing to me, I smiled: "It's okay, it's not your fault, if it weren't for the woman being too vicious, otherwise I wouldn't want to expose her." ”