Chapter 567: Shenma Monroe Show

Yu Ran wanted to stay in the palace for lunch, and after the play, Chu Han, who didn't want to continue to sit down, left the Right Prime Minister's Mansion, and had nothing to do for a while, so he started to wander around the teahouse and tavern as Wu Zhi, but he didn't expect to meet a semi-acquaintance in a tavern who was about to forget to go to the corner~~ Shenma Monroxiu, who had appeared in the Nightless Immortal Palace because he was attracted by the scorching sun, and his words and deeds were very rude.

The conversation between the two was very speculative, so they changed from the hall to the small private room.

This tavern, like the other shops on the left and right, has only one floor, and there are only three private rooms in total, still in the small courtyard at the back, and you can reach it from the back door of the hall.

There is also a small wooden courtyard door in the back courtyard, which is locked to prevent guests from sneaking away from the back without checking out.

And Chu Han only learned at this time that Shenmamen, who had only engaged in cooperative trading with people before, had returned to the imperial court before the outbreak of the war, and a small number of military horses in the army had come from Shenmamen.

It is rumored that the Shenma Gate, which has many famous horses, never picks customers when selling, and whoever gives more money will take the horse away, regardless of gender, age, nationality, etc., it is purely a commercial operation, focusing on profit, and there is no righteousness.

Now after the nationalization, the domesticated horses are only for the use of Fenglin's own country.

It is also rumored that the martial arts of the people of Shenmamen are not first-class, but they are all superb in riding.

But through casual conversations under boredom, Chu Han saw from Luo Xiu's mind that it was pure exaggeration to say that all the people in Shenmamen were skilled in riding, and that was just a sales method when selling horses, in fact, there were only a dozen people who were really skilled in equestrianism.

Luo Xiu, who has been cultivating hard but has been stuck at the high level of Zhongling so far, is simply too late to see a woman like Wu Zhi who has high martial arts skills and a bit of a straightforward and stupid brain, and after a while, he called her sister and sister, and wanted to get some useful cultivation tips from her mouth.

Chu Han pretended not to know, and quietly pushed the cup with her to change the lamp, and finally Luo Xiu was drunk, and she was still sober.

"I'll tell you, sisters," Luo Xiu's unfocused drunken eyes wanted to see Chu Han but didn't aim at anyone, and he didn't know where to turn it, and then slapped it on the table, shaking the dishes and chopsticks all trembling, "I came to the capital, saying that I came to see the world, but in fact, I came to ask the emperor for seeds." Think about it, it's almost the New Year, who can't be in the nest at home when people freeze to death? Who the hell is running so far to see what birds in the world? Isn't the fever light, but the brain is still broken? ”

"Seeds?" Chu Han refilled her with another glass of wine, "What seed?" ”

"What else could it be? Fairy hoof grass! Luo Xiu stared at the wine glass for a while with misty eyes, then took a sip and drank it all, then put it back on the table with a bang, and began to say with a big tongue, "Sisters, you don't know, that thing, can improve the running speed and strength of horses, and it is the most suitable for military horses, ordinary people dare not plant, let alone large tracts of seeds, whoever plants it is unlucky!" ”

Chu Han listened to her words becoming more and more vague, and admired her drunken state with wicked taste: "Don't just drink, eat some food, ah, eat some food." ”

Luo Xiu seemed to be obedient, but in fact he had lost the ability to think and picked up the chopsticks, but his eyes did not know how to look into the distance, and only went to clip the dish closest to him, but the result was a pestle, a slide, and several times. finally pinched it, but the soft hand staggered the chopsticks, and all the dishes were lost, so annoyed that she threw the chopsticks: "Don't eat it!" Drink! Drink! ”

Chu Han smiled secretly and filled her again, but persuaded in his mouth: "You can't drink anymore, if you drink again, you will get drunk." ”

"Who said that? Is this a little more wine? If you want to put me down Luo Xiu, it's still early! Luo Xiu picked up the cup as if proving, and took another sip, "It's full!" Fill it up again! ”

When she said this, her tongue was already bigger, and Chu Han was about to burst into laughter, she poured wine and said, "How do you know that the emperor has the seeds of fairy hoof grass?" ”

"Look at you, how stupid!" Luo Xiu smiled and stretched out his hand to point at her, but pointed at the sky above her head, "Now that Shenmamen is dedicated to serving the imperial court, and an official surnamed Pan has been sent to press on it like an ancestor, how could I not know?" That guy has a donkey face all day long, as if he has a bitter hatred with everyone, if she doesn't open her mouth, can I suffer this sin? ”

She staggered to her feet, and was about to continue talking, when she suddenly fell headlong on the table, motionless.

Chu Han looked at Luo Xiu, whose entire upper body was lying on a plate of several dishes, shook his head, and shouted: "Little second sister! Little second sister! ”

A little second sister with a round face hurriedly ran over when she heard the voice: "Guest officer, do you still want wine?" ”

"Ask for a fart drink!" Chu Han scolded angrily, "There is a problem with your wine, and you drank this woman to death, and you still want wine?" ”

"Ouch, don't talk nonsense, guest officer!" The second sister ran in as she spoke, and when she saw Luo Xiu, who was embarrassed on the table, she almost screamed, but she couldn't help but laugh and said, "Guest officer, she's not dead, she's just drunk, you have to talk more leisurely, otherwise our small shop can't stand it, not to mention the smashing of the brand, and we have to eat a lawsuit." ”

"Drunk?" Chu Han leaned over to look at it in disbelief, "Then you lift her face, and I touch her nose to see if she is still angry?" ”

The little second sister was funny and helpless, so she had to step forward to help Luo Xiu. The drunk man's body was so heavy that she was so tired that she finally got the person into the chair.

Chu Han reached under her nose and nodded, "Hmm...... Still alive! ”

The little second sister couldn't cry or laugh: "It's definitely still alive!" ”

Chu Han shook his head: "No, she doesn't drink so much on weekdays, it is impossible to get drunk so quickly, there must be something wrong with your wine." ”

The second sister was a little annoyed when she heard it, but she couldn't be angry with the guests, and just about to explain again, Chu Han said: "In this way, you go and ask a famous doctor to come and take a look, if there is no problem, I will pay the consultation fee, if there is a problem, you will pay the consultation fee." ”

The little second sister's face finally darkened: "I said guest officer, you won't come to clean up our shop, right?" If you invite the doctor here, don't people think that our drinks and dishes have caused problems with the guests? You~~"

"Okay, okay," Chu Han interrupted her impatiently, "Hurry up and please, if someone asks halfway, you look at it and say, where is there so much nonsense?" If she doesn't go, I'll drag her out and yell at her! ”

The little second sister was angry and helpless, but she understood that the other party didn't deliberately find fault, otherwise she would have dragged someone out and talked nonsense.

She hurriedly went out to find the shopkeeper, and when the shopkeeper heard this, he frowned: "That woman, as soon as I entered the door, I heard that she was a little out of tune, so you can do what she wants, as long as she doesn't make a fuss!" ”

After that, he grabbed the arm of the little second sister who turned around and wanted to leave, and whispered: "Don't make a noise, come in quietly through the back door." ”

The second sister nodded, and slipped out of the back door, and not long after, brought back an old doctor in his sixties.

The old doctor didn't care whether he entered from the front gate or the small courtyard door at the back, and followed her to the private room in the back yard, and when he saw the drunken person, he couldn't help but be happy.

But when she took the pulse, her face gradually calmed down, and Chu Han said, "How is it?" Is there a problem with the drinks? ”

The second sister glared at her, and was about to refute, but remembered that the shopkeeper said that this person was a little out of tune, so she endured it.

The old doctor let go of Luo Xiu's wrist, shook his head and said, "The wine is fine, but if there is a problem, it is this guest officer." ”

The little second sister breathed a sigh of relief, but then reacted again, and couldn't help but be startled: "Doctor Cheng, you read that right?" The guest officer is just drunk, what can be the problem? ”

The old doctor looked at her dissatisfied: "Do you believe in my craftsmanship?" ”

Chu Han was also suspicious of her and said, "You won't favor the store because we are not a native of the capital, and if there is a problem, you will say that there is no problem, right?" ”

The old doctor glared at her angrily: "You really don't know what to do!" The old body tells you that your friend must have eaten something, it's okay if you don't drink, and you will have a seizure as soon as you drink! ”

"Ouch, old fairy, don't be angry, don't be angry!" Chu Han reached out to stroke her back and said with a smile, "Then you always use your fairy hand to probe again to see what she has eaten, okay?" ”

The old doctor was a little more angry, snorted, but he didn't continue to think about it, and frowned: "What exactly is eating, it can't be detected on the pulse now...... However, you don't have to worry, this thing that will be sent when you encounter alcohol is not a big thing, it can't hurt people, it just makes people sleep for an hour or two, and it's okay to wake up. ”

"I see!" Chu Han exhaled fiercely and said, "Then I'll stay here until she wakes up and leaves." ”

The second sister hurriedly said: "Guest officer, you also heard, this is not about our shop......

"Why is it none of your business?" Chu Han glared at her, "If it weren't for the wine you provided, would she be able to pour it here?" ”

"You ......" the little second sister was so angry that she concluded, "How can you~~"

"Don't talk nonsense, quickly clean up the table and let me lie down for a while, when she wakes up, I will leave," Chu Han said unreasonably, but then took out a silver ingot, and stuffed it into the old doctor's hand with a smile, "Old doctor, you are really a good person, a great doctor, thank you!" Thank you so much! ”

Just take a pulse and say a few words, and give a whole ingot of silver? The eyes of the second sister were so stunned that they straightened, and the old doctor hurriedly shirked it: "I can't help it, I can't use so much for the consultation!" ”

Chu Han pushed back her hand: "Make it, your craftsmanship is superb, and it is definitely worth a silver ingot!" ”

"No, no, no," the old doctor pushed again, "Little Lao'er just took a pulse, and he didn't even prescribe medicine, how~~"

"I said make it! Why are you so hypocritical? Chu Han interrupted her angrily, startling both of them, she waved her hand impatiently like a fly, "Let's go, hurry up, what are you doing here if you don't leave after seeing a doctor?" Waiting for dinner? ”

The old doctor's face darkened, and he ignored her, picked up the medical box, turned and left.

The little second sister didn't expect this woman to turn her face when she said that she would turn her face, and just now she slapped the old doctor's ass with a smile, and ran away in a blink of an eye.

"What do you see? Why don't you hurry up and put away the table? Chu Han glared at her, "If you can't wake up, none of you will be able to escape!" ”

The little second sister was so angry that her chest bulged, but she couldn't help it when she encountered such an unreasonable second stunned, so she had to do it.

As she was putting away the dishes, the woman in the chair slipped to the ground and slept under the table.

She glanced at the woman in yellow, beware of her taking the opportunity to make trouble, but she didn't expect the woman to snort and scold: "You useless stupid child, look at the dead pig you are sleeping with now, you don't know if you slap you twice and kick your feet!" ”

The little second sister who was guarding against her also snorted and was happy, and when she saw the woman in yellow looking over, she quickly straightened her face and continued to clean up the table without squinting: this woman's thinking is not normal, so she can't treat her with an attitude towards ordinary people.

Chu Han waited for her to wipe the table clean, and took the initiative to wipe Luo Xiu's face with water, and put on a new pot of tea, then he lay down on the table, stretched out his hand and took out a piece of broken silver from his arms and threw it at the little second sister: "Take it, this is your hard work, and the food money will be paid when she wakes up!" ”

Then, she closed her eyes and muttered: "Okay, she invited me, if I don't pay the bill, I will have to strangle her again when I wake up!" ”

The little second sister almost laughed out loud again, thanked her repeatedly, and asked extra intimately if she wanted to get her a blanket, so as not to sleep cold.

Chu Han waved his hand without opening his eyes: "Don't, don't, go!" Let's go! Don't disturb my rest again! ”

What a person who doesn't know what to do! The little second sister quietly glanced at her, withdrew and closed the door, touched the broken silver in her hand, and felt crooked in her heart. In a tavern like theirs, there are not many people who reward the second sister, and occasionally they are generous, and the ones who reward them are also copper plates, and they have never been so generous in rewarding broken silver. Although this woman has a strange temperament and will turn her face at any time, she is extremely generous. Well, for the sake of broken silver, I won't bother with her.

Chu Han saw her hide the broken silver, walked away happily, and smiled lightly.

The old doctor, who left in a huff, was about to walk to his own clinic when he came back to his senses, and couldn't help but look in the direction of the tavern and smile.

An hour and a half later, Luo Xiu woke up and found herself lying on the bare table, with Wu Zhi sitting next to her, staring at her.

"Awake?" Wu Zhi raised his chin, "Who did you offend?" ”

"What offended whom?" Luo Xiu was confused, "What are you talking about?" ”

Chu Han snorted lightly and stood up: "Go and ask the second sister yourself, I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you." ”

As she spoke, she walked out, and when she was about to disappear from Luo Xiu's sight, she added: "By the way, I settled the account!" ”

Luo Xiu, who was not fully awake, watched her leave in a daze, and only jumped off the table and called out to the second sister after a while.

Not long after, under the narration of the second sister, her face gradually became gloomy.

She slept so much that she didn't even know that others slapped her twice and kicked her twice......

Wu Zhi was kindly reminding her that if someone raised a knife to kill her and cut off her head during this period, she wouldn't know either!

Chu Han, who was originally just having fun and passing the time, would never have thought that what happened to Luo Xiu later could have something to do with her. She walked to no one's place, flashed, and disappeared, and then appeared in the private room of the Houtianlou Inn.

Soon, Chu Yuran came back, but brought back a slightly different piece of news: "The holy decree is there, and the proclamation will be posted tomorrow, but in addition to Yerusha and the Flying Eagle, she also asks us to do one more thing." ”