Chapter 158 ☆ About the matter of swearing
"I want to be a dietitian, you know? This title is the highest glory of our Fu, my master is a dietitian, but I think he is more like a bad old man. ”
"I hate my bad luck the most, when I was a child, I was a friend, and then the whole village was lost by me. Fortunately, the master's life was hard enough and he was not killed by me. ”
"I want to kill those edible spirit beasts the most, strip them of their hair, take out their internal organs, wash them and cook them."
"I regret that I am not smart enough, I am not talented, if I can remember it, I will definitely ...... Definitely, you must be talented, and then keep the recipes firmly in mind, and you don't always have to innovate yourself. Innovation is troublesome, you know, to challenge the world's unprecedented, bold, fearless recipes. ”
"I want ...... most"
A phrase came from an empty voice, "You go up." ”
Da Dong asked: "Are you sure I don't have to continue, I still have a lot to say." I am a dirt bun from the countryside, and the only coil on my body is only enough to rent a house for a few days and gnaw a few buns. I want to thank Miss Bai Li, she gave me a new life, if it weren't for her, I would still be a dead fat man, do you understand the sorrow of fat people? I once had a crush on Murakami Cuihua, but she disliked me for being too fat, and later married a big cow from a neighboring village, and the big cow ......"
A gust of wind blew, and Da Dong opened his eyes again and was already in a different space, on the third floor of the Spirit Tower.
"Hey, I haven't finished talking about my experience, and you are not respectful enough to transfer me to another place."
On the eighth floor of the Falling Spirit Tower, Bai Li took the treasure in the tower and pondered to himself, Hei Shu entered the eighth floor on Bai Li's hind feet, and saw her pinching this object, but she didn't know what it was.
"What is this?"
"An eyelash."
Hei Shu looked carefully, there was indeed a hair between Bai Li's thumb and index finger, and Bai Li handed this hair to Hei Shu.
"I'll send you."
Hei Shu threw it away in disgust, and the entire Falling Spirit Pagoda immediately shook violently, and Fu Zi on the fifth layer and Da Dong on the fourth floor also sensed it.
"You pick it up."
Kuroshu did so, and the shaking stopped. "This ......"
The tower guard elf appeared, and it instigated its little wings to come to Heishu, "Congratulations, you have successfully obtained the treasure of this tower, and it is said that there is an eyelash, as long as you use this eyelash, you will be invincible." ”
Hei Shu threw away his eyelashes, the Falling Spirit Tower shook violently, Hei Shu picked up his eyelashes, and the shaking stopped.
"This eyelash is the center of the tower, and if the eyelash loses its meaning, the entire Falling Spirit Tower will collapse, so you can't dislike it." The tower keep is only the size of a thumb and has no gender.
Bai Li shrugged, she was also very helpless, she thought it was a big baby, but she didn't expect it to be an eyelash. In fact, Bai Li should have guessed that this is the world of Xiao Su, what it cares about the most, what is the treasure. Fortunately, it was not herself who appeared the moment she opened the treasure box, otherwise Bai Li was really afraid that she would not be able to control herself and throw Xiao Susu into the universe.
Bai Li had heard these words from the tower guard elf before Hei Shu came, and as for why there was no movement, she was just fast.
The tower elf happily flew in the air, "You can take this eyelash and make a wish, it will help you make your wish come true." ”
Hei Shu looked at the eyelashes in his hand with an expressionless face, he didn't want to..."I have a wish that I want to come true." ”
Bai Li looked stunned, "Little Heizi, don't you feel embarrassed to make a wish on your eyelashes?" ”
Witnessed by the elves guarding the tower, Heishu made a wish very seriously: "I hope."
Bai Li agreed to my marriage proposal. ”
"Little black, you think carefully! Maybe it says it's actually kidding you......"
"Okay, I accept your wish." The tower guard elf flapped its little wings and agreed.
"Hey, you're a tower guard elf and you're not a magic lamp elf, you have to do what you can!" The fairy woman is just the appearance on the outside, but she is still the essence of Bai Li on the inside. "Little Heizi, my old pearl yellow is not worthy of you, you should go and find another grassland."
"I'm single-minded, and I don't think one will replace the other." Hei Shu was still paralyzed, but his expression was a little serious.
"The strength of this elf cannot be questioned, and I accept your wish." A wand the size of a toothpick in the elf of the tower, it used the wand to draw patterns in the air, and then muttered some chirp that Bai Li didn't understand. "I've made your wish come true."
Hei Shu looked at Bai Li, "Are you willing to marry me!" ”
Bai Li shook his head, "I don't want to." ”
Hei Shu threw away the eyelashes expressionlessly, and the Falling Spirit Tower began to shake violently again, and the tower guard elf hurriedly explained: "I did follow your request and let Bai Li agree to your marriage proposal, don't be unreasonable with you, the dragon clan~"
"She didn't agree, and your wish was disappointed." Hei Shu pointed at Bai Li, and the tower guard elf was puzzled.
"Didn't you ask for a white pear? White pears. "The tower guard elves don't seem to have a high IQ and can't understand deep things.
"Bai Li, you said Bai Pear~" Bai Li couldn't stop laughing, this was the funniest joke she had ever heard.
Hei Shu pointed with his hand, "Don't make a mistake this time, she is Bai Li." ”
"Okay, no problem." The tower guard elf waved his wand, grunting, grunting, and the tower guard elf pointed his wand at Bai Li, "You can be called Bai Li?" ”
"No, my name is Huang Li." Bai Li's expression was extremely serious, if he didn't know the truth, Hei Shu would really be fooled by her.
The tower guard elf was not determined, and looked at Hei Shu's appearance a little pitiful, "She is not called Bai Li." ”
"She is."
"Whether you are or not, this wish is accepted by the elves." The tower guard elf drew a few circles in Bai Li's direction, and finally threw away the wand and flew above Bai Li's head, while fanning off some gold dust from its wings and sprinkling it on Bai Li's body.
"This is the most proud wish powder of this elf, as long as you sprinkle gold dust and hypnotize the other party, you can do it." The tower guard elf said proudly.
Hei Shu's face was gloomy, and he still naively believed it, "So, you don't have the ability to help others fulfill their wishes at all, just a liar who entertains others by hypnosis." ”
"Ben, this elf is not a liar, I just want to get other people's attention." The tower guard elf sobbed instantly, it didn't do so many tricks to maintain the mystery of this tower, and the results passed the test one by one today.
Bai Li didn't call Xiao Heizi, but called him by his name directly, "Hei Shu, you ask me again about what I said before." ”
"Will you marry me?" Hei Shu said casually, he didn't have extravagant hopes, but he just had three hopes for it.
Bai Li smiled sweetly, "I do." ”
Hei Shu was surprised, he didn't hear it wrong, and it wasn't an illusion in front of him, Bai Li really agreed? "Are you sure it's Bai Li himself, not the creator god pretending?"
"Little black, your joke is so funny." Bai Li smiled highly, and he couldn't laugh at this time.
"Will you marry me?"
"Of course."
The tower guard elf exclaimed, "
I'll just say I'm very good, you guys know it now! ”
"Will you marry me?"
"Nature."
"Hey, hey, do you listen to me?"
"Will you marry me?"
"Definitely."
Hei Shu is addicted to this repetition mode, and he is finally able to keep the clouds open and see the moon, and this time he wants to take a step closer. Hei Shu held Bai Li's hands and said affectionately: "Are you willing to marry me!" ”
"Xianggong." Bai Li responded affectionately.
Hei Shu was overjoyed, the iceberg's face was paralyzed and broken, and he took Bai Li's hand to the corner and continued to talk, "Are you willing to marry me?" Fu Zi and Da Dong didn't go to the top floor, there was a tower in front of them, so they naturally walked in and figured out what was going on inside.
Bai Li: I deliberately teased the little black man, and he really thought that I was under control before agreeing to his marriage proposal. It's really fun~
Heishu: I didn't hallucinate, Bai Li really promised me, but why are you always afraid of Nan Ke's dream.
Little Crispy: How long are you going to stay in my belly?
They came out of Xiao Su's belly, and Hei Shu returned the eyelashes to Xiao Sufu first, and then set the opportunity for Fu Zi and Da Dong to give the moon gallery to Fu Zi and Da Dong. Then they didn't stay in the land of the dragons, and sneaked back to the broken mirror while everyone didn't know.
Bai Li felt that Hei Shu was absconding in fear of sin, "Little Heizi, calm down." ”
"I can't calm down, but you promised." Hei Shu was very anxious, he was afraid that Bai Li would suddenly regret it.
"Yes, I promised." She just thinks that every rejection of Kuroshu is the same result, so she wants to see another result. She never hated Heishu, after all, the whole world could understand her only one Heishu, and she didn't know if she liked that feeling.
However, Bai Li is willing to try a new identity, maybe it won't be boring anymore.
Bai Li and Heishu's wedding was extremely low-key, there were no acquaintances around, and there were no mountain media, they simply made a commitment to each other.
"The sky is above, I am willing to marry Bai Li as a wife, ten lives and ten lifetimes, never change my mind, if I violate my oath, I will be punished to become Bai Li's son in the future."
Bai Li: You are so vicious that you won't let me go even if you are reincarnated.
Hei Shu motioned to Bai Li, "It's your turn." ”
"I, Bai Li, not Bai Li, the dragon clan, maybe not the dragon clan, old, or young, both have a fate with Hei Shu, and accompany him to old age in this life."
Heishu is more strict about the details, "Do it all over again." ”
"Ahem, since I, Bai Li, promised Hei Shu, I will never regret it, if I regret it, let me ...... The gods gathered and scattered, and the ashes were gone. Bai Li thought that this oath was ruthless enough, but he didn't expect that Hei Shu was not enough.
"You are the daughter of the creator god, and the gods are scattered, and he can still fabricate a body for you. So you say it again, as I said before. ”
"The sky is above, I am willing to marry Bai Li as a wife, ten lives and ten lifetimes, never change my mind, if I violate my oath, I will be punished to become Bai Li's son in the future." Bai Li repeated.
Hei Shu looked at Bai Li, "Say it seriously." ”
Bai Li sighed, had to accept her fate, she said slowly: "The sky is above, I, Bai Li, am willing to marry Hei Shu as his wife, ten lives and ten lifetimes, never change my mind, if I have an oath, I will be punished to become Hei Shu's son in the future." ”
"You change it again, if you violate the oath, you will punish Bai Li for becoming the lady of the reincarnation of Heishu after reincarnation."
Bai Li is so innocent, if he violates one oath, he has to make another oath, and there is no end!