Chapter 6: The Expedition Assembles (I)
Jin Junmei saw not far away that Ah Jun and Irina were chatting well, but somehow, suddenly, Irina stuffed Ah Jun into the trash can, and hurriedly ran over to get Ah Jun out, but before he could run to him, Ah Jun knocked down the trash can by himself and climbed out.
He touched his sore head, sat on the ground and said happily, "Fortunately, it's new, I haven't used it." ”
Jin Junmei rushed over at this time and asked with concern, "How are you, how did you offend her?" ”
Ah Jun said aggrievedly: "Who dares to offend her, violent girl!" ”
The sanitation worker came and helped the garbage can up and said, "That's a shame." How can it be so violent!! ”
When Jin Junmei was feeling that justice was in the hearts of the people, he heard the sanitation worker continue: "How can you make up for and cherish public property so much!" Littering will affect the life of the trash can! ”
Ah Jun immediately agreed: "That's it! ”
Jin Junmei slapped Ah Jun on the back of the head and scolded: "You are stupid, she is scolding you for crutches." ”
She said and looked up, but sat on the ground in fright, it turned out that this sanitation foreman was exactly the same as Irina!
Jin Junmei turned her head in disbelief to see that Irina was gone, she looked at the "Irina" in front of her again, and said in surprise: "You, how did you do it?" ”
"Irina" said with a smile that was most delicious, "What I like to see the most is this expression of you humans. ”
"Naughty again~" Ah Jun didn't seem to be surprised, and wanted to get up from the ground with one hand, Jin Junmei asked while helping him: "What's going on." ”
Ah Jun said, "Compared to this side, let's see what's going on over there first." ”
Jin Junmei looked in the direction pointed by Ah Jun, and just saw Mrs. Hina holding Councilor Kim's arm to get into a car.
It's too fast! And this kind of dad is really unreliable, he must have to wait for himself to go with him before, but now it's good, I don't know what kind of means Mrs. Hina used, Councilor Kim actually fell in just a few minutes.
Jin Junmei was stunned, and Ah Jun reminded: "Why don't you catch up quickly?" If it's too late, you may have more sisters or younger brothers by this time next year, and Hina's physical condition is not bad, maybe she can still give birth. ”
Although Jin Junmei couldn't wait to catch up immediately, but this Irina here was too weird, and then Ah Jun said: "Hurry up, I'm going back to Forty-second Street anyway, let's meet there." ”
Jin Junmei relieved a little at this time, first took two steps, and then completely let go, and began to run.
Watching Jin Junmei walk away, Ah Jun restrained his smile and said to the "Irina" with a straight face: "Aren't you good at being your own queen, why don't you run out again?" ”
"Irina" said: "I am not allowed to come to my godmother's funeral, I will be trained as soon as we meet, don't forget, you are also from my belly, and I can be regarded as your mother!" ”
She spoke very loudly, causing the side eyes of the people around her, Ah Jun quickly covered her mouth and begged: "My mother, can you be quieter?" ”
"Irina" smiled: "Scared, right? Then let me ask you, which one do you like lately? ”
Ah Jun said, "No, there are so many people here. ”
"Irina" said, "Tell me, which one you like, I'll do what you want." ”
Ah Jun squirmed: "I don't know what's wrong, I like rabbits recently." ”
"Irina" said a little embarrassed: "This is a bit troublesome, I am now the size of a normal woman, it is very troublesome to make a big rabbit ......" She thought for a while, her eyes lit up and said: "By the way, one rabbit will make you hi, and two rabbits will make you even more hi." ”
Ah Jun was just about to stop it, but it was too late, "Irina" collapsed like sand, and the sanitation worker's overalls also fell to the ground, but the overalls stood firmly on the ground, and a rabbit man with long ears stood in one trouser leg, but it was exactly the same as Irina, the difference was that the rabbit turned into a human, in addition to long ears, there were buckteeth.
"How? Hey, what are you doing?! ”
Before the two rabbits had time to show off, they were picked up by Ah Jun with his pants, put them in the garbage can, and ran away when they pushed them up.
Two days later, looking haggard and exhausted, Jun returned to Forty-Second Street, only to find that he had become homeless.
The original No. 79 has become a "Jun" studio, although the name is "Jun", but it has nothing to do with Ah Jun in terms of capital, although Mei Rabbit and Cheng Gang politely kept him, saying that he could be on the sofa in the hall on the first floor, but Ah Jun refused.
Since No. 79 is no longer able to settle down, Ah Jun came to No. 78 next door and wanted to rent another room here in Feng Daniu, but Feng Daniu said: Business has been so good recently that almost all the rooms have been rented out, but for the sake of Ah Jun's pitiful face, Feng Daniu recommended Ah Jun to go to Kekexi. Kekexi's clinic is not doing well, it has been converted into an apartment, and there should still be vacant rooms.
So Ah Jun was like a lost dog, and the poor Baba went to find Kekexi again.
When she arrived at Kekexi's clinic, which was now an apartment, Ah Jun saw hope, because Kekexi was dozing off on the front desk bored, and if it was a good business, she would definitely be busy and would not be so idle.
Ah Jun slapped the bell at the front desk, and there was a crisp sound of "ding", Kekexi woke up as if he had been electrocuted, and the next second, four large-caliber pistols were pointed at Jun's head - who made Kekexi a Naga with four arms?
Ah Jun's face was aggrieved - I have been provoking someone these days, and I have always been treated like this......
But when Kekexi saw that it was Ah Jun, he immediately put away the gun, and his snake-like body leaned out from behind the front desk, and his four arms hugged Ah Jun tightly and said, "You're back, come to see me as soon as you come back, people are so moved." ”
Ah Jun struggled and said, "You, first, let go, let go of me, I'm about to be strangled......"
Kekexi smiled and said, "No, no, I haven't seen you for so long, you have to hug it." ”
Ah Jun said: "Again, hug again, it's time to collect my body." ”
Ke Kexi didn't listen, and didn't let go until he felt that Ah Jun in his arms was not moving, but the timing was just right, Ah Jun took a few steps back weakly, his face turned pale, and he fell on the sofa and gasped.
Kekexi crawled to Ah Jun's side again, leaned on him affectionately and asked, "Why don't you come back this time, I heard that Lady Yelia has passed away, and you have no ties with there." ”
Ah Jun said, "You let me take a breath first, and don't press me, go get me something to drink." ”
Ke Kexi smiled, left Ah Jun, and when he came back, he brought two bottles of the big fortress, opened it and handed one bottle to Ah Jun, and the other bottle for himself.
Ah Jun drank two sips of the big fortress and regained some spirits, and then got down to business: "You still have a spare room here for me, I may have to stay with you for a while." ”
Kekexi was stunned for a moment, and said with a little embarrassment: "You won't go back to No. 79"
Ah Jun said: "It's not my place again, how can I go back." ”
Kekexi said, "But I don't have any spare rooms here." ”
This time it was Ah Jun's turn to be surprised, but the situation here in Kekexi didn't look like a thriving business.
Ke Kexi raised his hand and made an oath and said, "It's really gone, Your Excellency Irina introduced Mrs. Zhuang and rented all the rooms...... But ......" Cocoxi, as if he had found some practical solution, said, "I have half an empty bed in my bedroom...... Or ......"
Ah Jun waved his hand again and again and said, "Still can't do it, you and I definitely can't handle it." ”
Ke Kexi was very excited and pulled Ah Jun and said, "Come on, come on, it's empty anyway." ”
In the face of Kekexi's entanglement, Ah Jun of course resisted, but at this time, Kekexi was already an adult, and he was no longer the cute and cute little Naga he was back then, but a guy with infinite strength, and Ah Jun really couldn't deal with her. 、
Just when Ah Jun was about to fall, the bell at the front desk made a crisp "ding~~~"
Kekexi and Ah Jun stopped pulling, and when they looked, they saw a rabbit man sitting on the high stool at the front desk with their backs to them.
Ah Jun was overjoyed, and quickly pushed away Ke Kexi, who was tired of his body, stood up and moved forward, and Meiya also shouted: "Master~~" and then jumped up from the barstool and threw himself directly into Ah Jun's arms.
Ah Jun turned around a few times in place with his beautiful teeth, and said happily: "It's only been two months, why did you come back?" Retired? ”
Meiya said happily: "No, but Fandao sent me to join the expedition, saying that I am very suitable to work with you, and promised that after the expedition, if the results are good, let me retire, then I can be with you every day......&" Speaking of this, Meiya said a little sadly: "I'm sorry, master, I was too eager to do it, and I fell into Rongrong's slut, and now you have no place to live." ”
Before Ah Jun could answer, she suddenly said happily again: "But this place is all covered by the expedition team, and you and I have our own rooms, but I think one is enough." ”
In the past, when Meiya was there, Ah Jun was very afraid of her little mouth's chatter, but now she feels that the sound is more beautiful than the sound of silk and bamboo.
At this time, suddenly I remembered behind me: "How long are you going to hold that rabbit, no wonder you told me that your taste has changed recently, and you like rabbit people." ”
As soon as everyone turned around, they were startled, and there was another rabbit man standing at the door, but his stature was very tall, almost as tall as an ordinary human, although because it was enlarged in proportion, it looked very awkward, like a monster.
Meitu reacts quickly, and a pistol that has been replaced with *** has arrived in his hand, this gun has two barrels, and it can quickly fire two 45 pistol bullets, and the lethality is amazing.
Ah Jun let go of a hand holding Mei Ya and wrapped Mei Ya's pistol from the muzzle, if Mei Ya shoots, it will blow up half of Ah Jun's palm first, and at the same time, Ah Jun said to the big rabbit at the door, "Don't be so naughty, okay?" Someone will get hurt. ”
The big rabbit seemed to be careless and said, "It won't be me anyway." ”
"Not necessarily!" There was a voice at the front desk, it turned out that Ke Kexi didn't know when she had climbed to the front desk, and at this moment she was holding a 40 mm caliber ** gun.
The big rabbit laughed and said, "This powerful weapon can stop me for a few seconds at most, and it can't hurt me." ”
Kekexi sneered: "Not necessarily, I know who you are, I have to have a powerful tranquilizer bullet in this gun, which will make you fall into a coma before you have time to transform." I also have an oversized bathtub upstairs and a couple of jars of corrosive liquid, enough to keep you in shape. ”
The big rabbit listened to it for a while, and suddenly changed his image again, turning into a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, and said to Ah Jun: "Brother~ You just watched this snake spirit bully me like this." ”
A moment of mother, a moment of brother and sister, how a messy word.