Chapter 106: Wang Guodong's Fortune Telling (First Update)
Wang Guodong's metaphysical level was close to the Tao a long time ago, and his deduction can be called invincible.
Even, even the former Shenlong was inferior to him in terms of metaphysics.
Later, he followed Li Xing and got a lot of knowledge from the Metaverse, and finally after the revival of aura, he finally accumulated and reached a mysterious level: even the starry sky that is the top star god and proficient in metaphysics can no longer escape his deduction, knowing five hundred years before and knowing five hundred years after knowing five hundred years is not enough to describe him, borrowing the spirit stone deduction, he can even deduce the "Exploding Star" level powerhouse thoroughly.
Of course, this is if there is a face-to-face or other medium.
If there is nothing, he doesn't even know who he wants to deduce, so naturally he can't deduce.
"Ms. Yang Yinxin, I have had a total of three boyfriends, and the third boyfriend, that is, the current husband, works under your brother Generalissimo Yinxin 'Yang Yinguang', and his official position has been promoted to deputy general." Wang Guodong continued: "Some people have a lot of complaints about his promotion, but those who are familiar with him know that he is a deputy general with real skills, are you right? ”
Hearing this, Yang Yinxin was stunned and exclaimed, "You can even calculate these?" ”
The time span is more than a billion years, and there are many things that she has forgotten herself, if she hadn't heard Wang Guodong mention it, she wouldn't even be able to remember.
However, Wang Guodong was able to calculate it, how could she not be surprised?
"Of course it's calculated, you can invade the Earth's database, but we can't hack the database of the Silver Heart." Li Xing said.
In fact, Yinxin's big data does not cover the earth, because it is too barren here, and the reason why they know everything is just that Yang Yinxin and others temporarily stole the information of the earth.
In the face of super civilization, all the data of the earth, that is transparent.
"Then you do the math for me!" In the mission, the young man who was clearly the number two person said.
Hearing this, Wang Guodong smiled and said, "Your name is Shang Yu, and you are the boyfriend of Yang Xi, the only daughter of Yang Yinguang, the generalissimo of the Silver Heart Empire, and it is not broken at present...... However, you will be married in the future, childless, but happy. You're not an ambassador, you're not a scientist, you're an arms dealer, but you're not here to look for business opportunities, you're looking for the legendary Dragon Ball method, and the purpose is to improve your strength so you can ...... with your girlfriend."
The latter words were interrupted, and the young man named Shang Yu did not let him continue.
"Okay, master, I won't accept the 'Silver Heart Light' in my life, so I'll obey you!" Youth Road.
If you don't accept it, you can't.
Even the fact that he came to the earth to find a way to improve his genetic level so that he could have a relationship with his girlfriend can be counted, which is already amazing.
"Carving insect skills, carving insect skills." Wang Guodong said, looked at the middle-aged secretary, and then put on a solemn look, and said, "The old man pinched his fingers, something happened to your family!" ”
When the secretary heard this, his face changed at that time, and he took out the communicator and called home.
At this time, Wang Guodong said again: "It's a happy event, your wife gave birth to a fat son for you." ”
Not long after saying that, the secretary learned from his wife that she was born.
"Son or daughter?" He asked.
"Son, so fat and cute." The wife said.
At this time, Wang Guodong continued: "I pinched my fingers again, this son is not your own. ”
The secretary's face froze.
"Of course, this is a joke, in fact, I was calculating the day you 'sowed', and the result was that one morning ten months and three days ago, you learned that you didn't have a job after breakfast, so you ......" Wang Guodong didn't say the following words, but everyone around him smiled in seconds.
The secretary smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm also convinced!" ”
"Sir, your attainments in metaphysics are truly breathtaking." Yang Yinxin said with emotion.
In this regard, Wang Guodong still said "carving insect skills", and then retreated into the crowd.
"Come on, come on, we have set up the banquet, let's talk while eating, don't talk about business, just talk about fun." Li Xing beckoned everyone and said.
Then when they came to the embassy, after seeing the old and primitive "residence", the envoys all subconsciously frowned, and some even whispered: "Can this kind of place also live in people?" ”
The voice was small, but everyone in the room could hear it.
For a while, the embarrassment and anger diffused.
"It's true that the environment is not very good, but I don't think it's bad here." The young man named Shang Yu played a round and said: "Look at the arrangement, the vase is written in big letters, 'Si is a humble room, but I am Dexin', isn't this exactly the noble soul that we have been pursuing?" ”
The vase was put up by Li Xing after removing the bells of the Warring States Period, which made the person in charge of the embassy's miscellaneous affairs who was listening not far away show a happy face.
"On the contrary, I prefer the text on the other one." Yang Yinxin said: "There is no road in the world, and when there are many people walking, it will become a road!" This sentence has a lofty artistic conception and makes people think about it. Recall that when the Silver Heart Empire was first established, there was no other intelligent life in the entire galaxy, and our ancestors, the nine patriarchs, spread genes to the whole galaxy, and it took tens of billions of years to shape the prosperity of the galaxy today! ”
Hearing this, the others also nodded yes, shook their heads and said: "There is no road in the world, and when there are more people walking, it will become a road!" ”
"So wet, so wet!"
Li Xing and the others were speechless.
This Nima is an excerpt from Master Lu's article, not a poem, okay?
However, even the aliens are full of praise, and this first writer in modern times is really not covered.
"It seems that in the future, students will have to learn more of Lu Xun's articles!" The old man Tianjing thought to himself.
As for Jiang Yuyao, she said to Li Xing: "I still remember that when I was in school, my brother shouted every day that he was afraid of Zhou Shuren, because Lu Xun's articles must be tested in every exam. ”
"I know, one is afraid of classical Chinese, the second is afraid of argumentative essays, and the third is afraid of Zhou Shuren!" Li Xing responded with a smile: "But that was before, when I looked at the face of this old man in Tianjing, he must have wanted to add a few more articles about Zhou Shuren." In the future, the one who is afraid, two afraid and three afraid, I am afraid that he will become an old man Lu! ”
Hearing this, Jiang Yuyao agreed: "Hehe, the primary and secondary school students on the earth have suffered hardship. ”
Although in the era of Reiki revival, the mainstream curriculum has become practice, and meridian studies, alien beasts, and supernatural studies are popular, literature is a subject that will never disappear.
A person can not understand cultivation and not know anything, but if he does not learn the language and cannot read, it will be difficult to survive in the Earth Federation.
Not to mention anything else, when you go out, even finding a public toilet is a problem!
The banquet was soon opened, and when the dishes were served, a silver-hearted scientist who accompanied him said: "I don't understand your diplomacy, but I am a scientist and have been working to solve food safety problems. ”
"Of course." Li Xing smiled, called the chef over, and said, "Come, introduce our dishes to the guests!" ”
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