Good good White Lotus...... Who are you talking about?

Although the [Little Cutie of the Wasted Year] in the game was still alive, Lin Jiage still chose to return to Shi Yao's > for the first time

From the content of WeChat, he could feel that Shi Yao was really angry......

Lin Jiage thought about it and felt that the question mark was not enthusiastic enough, so he knocked on the phone screen twice: "What's wrong?" ”

A few days ago, when he was bored and scrolling through the circle of friends, he saw that Song Chaoxi, the only man in the 501 dormitory, had posted a paragraph:

If your girlfriend comes to you and tells you who she is upset with, it doesn't matter what the reason is, the important thing is that as long as she comes to you and tells you that she is upset, what you have to do is to stand on her side for no reason and help her as crazy as you can to spray the person who is unhappy with her. If you can't do that, you're going to end up ......

Below this paragraph, the picture is Song Chaoxi squatting pitifully on the side of the road in the middle of the night to feed mosquitoes.

Although Soft Bun is not his girlfriend yet, he should learn the lesson of Song Chaoxi's blood and tears, and first help Soft Bun spray that good and White Lotus as crazy as he can......

Thinking about it, Lin Jiage moved his fingertips again and began to type.

[111111]: "Don't be angry, it's not worth being angry for this kind of person!" ”

While typing, Lin Jiage suddenly thought that although Soft Bun was not his girlfriend, she was his fiancée......

So, he quickly moved his fingertips and sent two more >

[111111]: "After all, there is a saying that a dog bites you, is it possible that you have to lie on the ground and bite back?" ”

[111111]: "Of course we can't do this kind of identity thing, if the dog bites us, we must choose to beat us to death......"

[Yaoxi loves ice cream]: "I understand what you say, and I support your statement, but I'm still so angry, woo woo woo ......"

Immediately following this sentence, there is a row of "tearful" expressions below.

So many crying emojis?

Lin Jiage continued typing without hesitation.

[111111]: "Don't cry, your tears are pearls, it's really a waste to shed tears for this kind of person who has walked through the south and drank water behind the north toilet!" ”

[Yaoxi loves ice cream]: "Not only has she drunk water in the back of the toilet, but her brain is also full of water......"

[111111]: "Yes, yes, and it's still water from the stinking gutter." ”

[Yaoxi loves ice cream]: "Woo woo woo...... I'm really depressed.,I've been playing this game since I started.,Except for the first day that has been landing into a box.,It's today.,Do you know.,I just waited for you to play the game during this time.,I played for only forty minutes.,I landed six in a row into a box.,My mentality exploded...... Woowoowoo......"

Belch?

The mentality of playing games to play exploded......

Lin Jiage was about to continue typing to help Shi Yao spray people's movements, but suddenly stopped.

After about ten seconds, a long, long string of text appeared on his screen.

[Yaoxi loves ice cream]: "In that barren year, he pulled a fan, what is the name of the little cutie, every time I was chased or killed, she shouted delicately Brother Nian, you come and protect me, Brother Nian, I'm so afraid, Brother Nian, people are going to die, and then she killed me like this......"