"Hela! Hela? Hela~" Su Zhao called Hela's name in different tones, but she never responded.

"Host, did Hela have an accident? Why doesn't she speak? In desperation, he began to ask the host to see if there was something wrong with Hella's artificial unit.

"Reply to the commander, the artificial unit where Hella is located is in good working condition and data communication is normal. Upon inquiry, Hela's reply to the machine was: I don't pay attention to Su Zhao, the big human liar! Doesn't it hurt to blackmail my human conscience? Don't want to talk to him!. ”

"What blackmail! How could I be a liar! I was sincere and motivated to seek justice for my employees! ”

Su Zhao's righteous words categorically denied it; "Just kidding, how could I, Su Zhao, a seven-foot man standing up to the sky, do something to blackmail a cute girl like Hela! Brother GX-4 is so kind to me! I couldn't hold back my emotions at the time, and there might have been something inappropriate about Hela's actions and words. ”

"I'll go back and learn from the pain, there is something wrong with me in this matter, Hela, you come out, I solemnly apologize for the inappropriate words and deeds at that time! What ten motorcycles are all caused by my nonsense and impatience! ”

Su Zhao, who felt that it was not good, decisively admitted it and began to apologize to Hela. At the same time, she thought about what went wrong in her heart, and leaked the rumors, so that little Hela knew that she was cheating on her.

But apologies are apologies, and his intuition tells him that he must never admit it, and begins to throw the pot on mental problems.

"Little Hela, I didn't admit it before, but in fact I did have a problem with my brain, and I can't remember what happened at that time now. It is indeed not the original intention of the villain to borrow the immortal death of the GX brother to you, it must be that my personality is split, really, you believe me! ”

"Oops, headache, my head hurts! Hela, come out and help me! ”

Saying that, Su Zhao covered his head and rolled around pretending to have a headache, and by the way, he looked at it to see if Haila came out, and pressed the button on his hand to cut off the host's physical health monitoring.

A set of operations can be called smooth and seamless.

Due to the disconnection of personnel monitoring, the shipboard host observed Su Zhao's state through the monitor, and quickly sent a medical robot to the bridge.

"Ah, good brother! Are you here to save me! Quick, help me, my head hurts! I can't find the balance anymore! ”

Su Zhao firmly grasped the data access arm stretched out by the medical robot, and pulled repeatedly as if he was out of balance.

"Just kidding, isn't this going to make you hook up?" Su Zhao, who took advantage of this delay to conceal the true state of his body, pulled back and forth for a few minutes, and saw that Hela still couldn't come out, and the current play would be a bit too much if it continued.

With a simple heart and a hard hand, he is ready to directly pull out the data cable and do the trick to the end.

"Ah, my head! Ah......h

Facts have proved that people can't say so much when they really have a headache, and Su Zhao's life experience is still much worse, so that the acting is flawed, but he knows it after this practice.

Because of his force, the data cable was not broken, and he directly dragged the medical robot over, and the one whose head collided with the metal body was called a porcelain. The sound, bang, all of a sudden, shook and buzzed for a while.

Su Zhao, who had just floated with his head in his arms for a long time before relieving himself, had Venus in his eyes, and he was ghosted when he saw things.

"Where is this, who am I? Hey, how come there are two Hela? ”

Seeing Su Zhao, whose head hit a sturdy one, Hela's anger disappeared suddenly, and a figure appeared looking at Su Zhao's joke, and covered her mouth and snickered.

"Haha, Su Zhao is a big fool! You still want to pretend to have a headache and lie to me! What do you think! That's a real headache, isn't it? Deserve! ”

The medical robot has a fast eye disease, and Cheng Su Zhao has already plugged the data cable into the body interface steadily and accurately, and completed the diagnosis of his health condition.

"Human Su Zhao was detected to have symptoms of a slight concussion, please enter the medical cabin in time for recuperation. No obvious trauma was detected, and the patient had slight subcutaneous bleeding on the head, please apply ice and the following dressings in time......"

After speaking, the robot went back to get the medicine, and after a while, he brought an ice pack, a tube of ointment for applying bruises, and a covering sticker, and helped the confused Su Zhao complete the action of applying the medicine.

Su Zhao took an ice pack and put it on his forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he applied it.

"Oops, hiss~"

"Are you a medical professional? How can anyone take such an ice pack for a patient! My scalp is numb, and it hurts if I don't apply it! Are you playing with me? ”

It seems that Su Zhao has no big problems, his logic is quite meticulous, and he is scolding at the medical robot.

"Do you know I'm your boss! Believe it or not, I'll fire you in minutes! I'll put Hella apart, you know no! Feel like you're going to stay where it's cool! The chairman of the board is no longer your business! ”

However, the medical robot was unmoved, and was still reading Su Zhao's prosthetic log records for a more detailed examination.

"If the deviation between the patient's recent brain wave data and the eigenvalues of the previous recorded data exceeds the standard range, will the psychological intervention procedure test for the shipboard personnel be accepted?"

"Not accepted! Don't you know that people are fickle? Can I be the same as I am now? Do you not understand people? I'm telling you to go back! It's none of your business! You dare not listen to what the boss says, do you? ”

Angry, as if the four words of psychological intervention poked the scar in his heart, like a cat that had been stepped on by its tail, it became angry at once, and he drove the robot away with a big rage, and directly blasted it out of the captain's room.

"I'm fine! I'm not sick! I'm mentally healthy! Hela, don't listen to it! It's a robot who understands the human psychology of a fart! ”

After the bombardment of the robot, Su Zhao was still holding the ice pack in his left hand, so he floated back to Hela and pretended to be a dog's leg to explain to Hela, and by the way, he changed his way to please Hela, begging him not to ignore himself.

Su Zhao's sincere appearance, he didn't know where to put his nervous empty right hand, and said good things to Hela with a smile on his face.

After talking for a long time, I saw Hela Guang covering her mouth and smiling, and she didn't make a sound! What to do? I was in a hurry to come up with an idea.

The middle three fingers of the right hand are stretched together, and the rest of the fingers are curled up, and then they are placed on the head, hey, a poisonous oath was initiated.

"I, Su Zhao! The heavens testify, and the earth is for seeing! Look at the sun as a basis, look at the moon as a basis! Raise your hands and swear to make your words! As long as Hela is willing to ignore me, I will never lie to you again! If you have any questions, you must answer them, and you dare not hide them! ”

"I, Su Zhao! If the future violates the oath of this day, heaven and earth will surely abandon it! The sun and the moon are extinguished! Hands and mouths! ”

Su Zhao, who was full of swearing, swore such a poisonous oath to Hela seriously, and Hella became serious when he saw it.

This was the first time she had seen a human and swore an oath: "It really looks solemn and formal, it turns out that this human ritual is like this."

"Vow, Shenjian." As soon as I finished swearing, I didn't know where to faintly come such a sentence, the tone was old and simple, indifferent and peaceful, there was a hint of desolation and eternity in it, and I couldn't hear the gender of men and women.

"Who, who's talking? Hela, did you say that? ”

"Ah, is there anyone else talking? Wasn't you the only one swearing? I didn't say anything, I don't believe you asked the host. Are you having auditory hallucinations again? Hela looked dazed, and indeed she didn't hear anything except what Su Zhao said.

"Host, check the playback and recording of all the speakers in the captain's room just now! to see if there is a third-party voice! ”

"The voice check is complete, the voice channel is only Hela online, and the recording shows only the conversation between you and Hela, Commander."

"Check again!"

"After the inspection, the situation is consistent. Based on medical reports, the machine believes that you are in urgent need of psychological intervention. ”

Su Zhao, who rejected the host's suggestion, was confused: "Is it really me hallucinating again?" At that time, I didn't really know whose voice it was, who was so lacking in morality, and I had auditory hallucinations and stubble. ”

Then he seriously suspected that it was the chattering Aoyama in his memory that caused his auditory hallucinations, and greeted his old friend cordially.

"Hela, you're finally willing to talk to me! You see that I have made such a heavy poisonous oath, can you not be angry with me? ”

Don't think about it so much, it's the right thing to turn around and coax baby Hella first.

"You human beings have a lot of tricks, for the sake of your solemn oath, this king will forgive you!"

Hella generously forgave Su Zhao for pretending to be sick and deceiving himself just now, and made up a few words at the end.

"You just swore that as long as I was willing to ignore you, you would never lie to me again, and you wouldn't hide anything from me, right?"

"Then let me ask you, the text hidden in your terminal...... What are the videos in the folder? ”

Hela originally wanted to ask the document that recorded the list of "seeking justice", but Sister Luo Shen suddenly reminded her that this would let Su Zhao know that someone had bypassed the authority to spy on the captain's room, so she hurriedly changed her words and almost showed her stuff.

"Well, yes. It's all a small video of positive energy, shall we change the question? I'm telling you, I used to ......."

"Don't run away from the problem! You just swore an oath! Positive answer! What it is, put it out and show me! ”

Xiao Hela has been thinking about this for a long time, and often connected into the captain's room to see Su Zhao hurriedly put away the projection screen, and when Su Zhao connected to the virtual system, he didn't pay attention, and saw that the playback record on the terminal that was not closed was a video file up to the hidden folder, so she took this opportunity to find out, she suspected that it was Su Zhao's personal collection that she had not seen.

Su Zhao, who had been twisting for a long time, decided to let it go after a psychological game, and it was not a day or two to be embarrassed, since he couldn't hide it, he simply didn't hide it! If the husband dies, he will die, and he needs to be heroic!

"No matter, I'll be heroic! Let's talk about it first, Hela, you can't hit me if you see it! You can't ignore me in the future! ”

"Okay, good, I won't beat you, and I won't ignore you after reading it, let it go! Don't grind, hurry! ”

Little Hela's curiosity is bursting! urged Su Zhao to hurry up.

Su Zhao was ruthless, the operating terminal shared the video to the big screen, and after clicking on the playback, he covered his face with his empty right hand and retracted into the driver's seat.

As the voice played, a beautiful female voice came, and Xiao Hella looked at the screen intently, and slowly her face turned red to the root of her ears.

"Oh, shame on you! Su Zhao, you big villain, how can you save such a picture! ”

"What! It's all ......."

"Me!"

I saw that the screen was full of holograms projected by Hella after it went online, and the sounds were all recorded by Hela.

Her conversation with Su Zhao was stripped of Su Zhao's track, and Hela's nice voice echoed across the bridge.

That's right, this is a video downloaded and saved by Su Zhao from the host database, all about Hela's projection.

Su Zhao, who heard Hela speak, had a red face, and he was thinking about a little girl who was almost fifty, and it was too embarrassing to say it, and he felt panicked.

But he still opened his fingers, observing Hela's every move, and felt uneasy, because if he let it go any longer, the great horror was coming.

"Alright, alright, stop it! I believe your swear! Shame on you! ”

The screen happened to be put on Hela's mouthful of an old lady, and then the part where she rolled and asked for permission, Hela was ashamed of her words and deeds, and hurriedly stopped, in fact, she was mainly afraid that she would be watched by Sister Luoshen.

Hela's words were like a heavenly sound, which made Su Zhao feel relieved, and immediately turned off and stopped playing.

"I, Su someone, said a golden mouth, and the oath I made was a spitting nail that I spit out, and I would never take it back! The video incident, just because you are the only person who accompanies me, so the bits and pieces of getting along with you are my most cherished treasures, and I firmly remember your eyes, smiles, words and words; But I'm afraid that my useless heart will forget them, so I downloaded the video and meditated often, engrave your shadow in the depths of my mind over and over again. ”

"Ah, Hela, I am a shipwrecked traveler, and you are the angel who saved me!"

"That's why I've kept all your images in earnest! The logic makes sense, right? My dear Hela! ”

I saw that Su explained the video to Hela with a three-inch tongue and a lotus flower, and the sincerity of her expression, the sincerity of her words, and the depth of her feelings were unheard of and unseen by Hela, a young girl.

is still not deeply involved in the world, and he doesn't know the sinister rivers and lakes, so he was moved by Su Zhao, who even squeezed out a few drops of tears:

"Okay, I understand you, but you are not allowed to secretly record people in the future! Well, it's not impossible, I'm not allowed to record those that don't look like me, I'm so gentle and well-behaved, and those that have problems with the recording are deleted, do you know! ”

Su Zhao, who finally made this matter over, nodded like a chicken pecking rice on the surface, promised Hela, and wiped his tears with his hands, but in fact secretly had other small thoughts in his heart:

"It's good that I didn't put it in the part where Hela transforms into painted clothes, otherwise I'm afraid I'll have to explain here today, master; Hela, you little white rabbit, what are you fighting with me, an old fox? Well? Such an obvious thing can be seen by a human girl, and I haven't been rounded up? The master is simply born to be an actor! Phew, I'm a performance artist! ”

Su Zhao, who had a ghost in his heart, didn't know that Hela was also having a ghost at this time:

"Sister Luoshen, it's not really me on the screen just now! That's when Su Zhao, a stupid human-assembled artificial unit, went online, and there was a problem with the program! That's why I'm like that! You know I've always been very well-behaved and obedient, right? ”

"Alright, little Hela, you're the sweetest in my heart! It's all that human smearing you, isn't it?"

Roselle's message came, and Hela, who was secretly like an echoing worm, said yes to Sister Roselle again and again, but what she thought was that she finally escaped from Sister Roselle, otherwise her image would be completely ruined.

In this way, the two people who look like each other are harmonious on the surface, comforting each other, like old friends who have released their previous suspicions and are as good as ever.

In fact, who would have known that these two people were both drama spirits?

……

"Now, let me ask you one last question, are the ten motorcycles you fake? Let's be honest! ”

Yes, Hela still hasn't forgotten this stubble, AI's memory is good, who let this incident hurt Hela to be laughed at by Roselle, but the little girl has not forgotten it at all.

It seems that people are walking by the river, where are they not wet shoes, Su Zhao is afraid that he will be in Bai Zexing's orbit today.

"No, absolutely not! That's my true feelings! Uncontrolled behavior! I promise! ”

Su Zhao denied it quickly and simply, as if he had a clear conscience.

Seeing Su Zhao's determined appearance, Hela thought of his oath and let him go.

"Okay, I'll spare you today, I'm ready to land right away, you go to the medical cabin to deal with the wound on your head, and then fix yourself and tell me." I forgot to tell you that the way you just put an ice pack on your head with one hand and the other hand on your head is so funny, hahaha......"

Hela went offline with laughter, and Su Zhao, who was lying in the medical cabin, finally escaped from the Shura field.

"Isn't it a matter of the future for you to not listen to my oath? What happened before this~"

"Little Hela, I'm sorry, it's fun to lie to you."

Su Zhao's eyes were full of wisdom and gradually closed, waiting for treatment.