Chapter 2: The Celestial Master's Agency

Zhong Zhengnan, who was completely conscious, just sat in place, staring at the void under his feet with his eyes stunned, saying that it was a dream, all this is extremely real, let's say it is a real thing, how to explain this scene in front of him? It's not scientific!

Zhong Kui, who was completely left aside, was called a depressed, generally speaking, a normal person saw the scene in front of him, so he had to cry his father and call his mother, panic, what's going on with this kid, isn't he scared stupid, that Lao Tzu carefully prepared a set of very bluffing rhetoric, isn't it in vain.

The dignified Heavenly Master Zhong Kui, the great god who made the demons and monsters frightened, when did he have no sense of existence, so he secretly glanced back and saw that the kid was still like a wood, so he turned around and kicked it.

"What!?"

"What? When Lao Tzu is a decoration, Lao Tzu has been standing for a long time, and he doesn't give any reaction! ”

Zhong Zhengnan, who was kicked inexplicably, was really a little stunned in his heart, and the pain of that kick could not be faked.

"No, who the hell are you? What the hell is this place? What are you looking for me! Zhong Zhengnan's face was full of inexplicability.

"Hey, hey, this reaction is right, listen up, this seat is Cai Gao Badou, the merry and suave, the demon nemesis, and the exorcist god Monarch Celestial Master Zhong Kui is also!"

"......", the corners of Zhong Zhengnan's mouth twitched.

"What kind of expression is this, you kid!"

A few times the hot face was pasted on the cold buttocks of others, Zhong Kui no longer had the slightest intention to show off, mainly because this kid was not on the road at all, although in the past few hundred years, the status of the gods has plummeted in the hearts of mortals, and it will not be so unpopular at all.

"You, Great Heavenly Master Zhong Kui, aren't you catching ghosts? I didn't do anything hurtful, why did you find me? ”

Zhong Zhengnan's ability to accept his fate is first-class, once he finds that he is struggling and useless, he can always calm down quickly, and now the first thing to figure out is whether he is alive or not, why did the bastard in front of him who called himself Zhong Kui entangled himself.

"This seat will also say it bluntly, for some reason, there are many evil ghosts and evil spirits in the underworld who come to the world to do evil, and your task is to represent this seat with full powers, produce evil spirits, and uphold justice!"

"Me? Eradicate evil? Justice? ”

"Don't be confident, I have this seat to help you, little meaning, little meaning!"

"But why should I say yes? This kind of thing that will be life-threatening at any time, you better find someone else, I can't do it, there are many people who are willing to be this kind of hero, why can't it be my turn! ”

Zhong Kui's face was pale, and he suppressed the urge to slap the kid to death, and was about to move him to persuade him with humanity and the righteousness of the world, but Zhong Zhengnan's next sentence completely made Zhong Kui blow up.

"Besides, you are dignified and human, and you will not ask mortals to join hands, it is too humiliating to the word immortals."

Zhong Kui was furious and slapped Zhong Zhengnan on the back of the head, "Aren't you afraid that this world will completely fall into the hands of ghosts and ruin your life?" ”

"If the world is reduced to the point where someone like me needs to be the savior, then the world is probably really hopeless!" , Zhong Zhengnan said disapprerovingly, he really didn't think that the world would become what the heavenly master in front of him was.

"Rotten wood can't be carved, children can't be taught, you, you... Are you still a fucking person? In this way, Lao Tzu might as well slap you to death with one palm, and keep it as a scourge in the province! ”

When Zhong Zhengnan heard this, he also became a little angry, stumbled a few times, and finally stood up and shouted: "I'm just a person!" ”

The two sides fell silent, Zhong Kui sighed, sat on the ground, his tone became soft, sighed, and said slowly: "It's really difficult for you, but only you can do this, and I have no other way!" ”

"If I have to, I can't try, but I'll have to ask a few questions before I think about it."

Zhong Kui didn't raise his head, "Ask!" ”

"First, if I don't agree, will you kill me?"

"No, Lao Tzu is not the murderer!"

"Second, why do you have to choose someone to do it for you?"

"You should be willing to be Lao Tzu, my golden body has been broken, what you see now is my Yuan Shen, who came to the world twenty years ago, for some secret reasons, failed to find a suitable host within twelve hours, so he had to stay in this temple statue, and now it has been almost consumed, and if you want to do things, you can only choose one person!"

"Third, third, why do I have to? Could it be that I am still your descendant?"

"Fart, if Lao Tzu knew that future generations would be like you, he would definitely chop off his life and feed it to the dogs!"

"Is that a side branch?"

"You...... Why is there so much nonsense, it's not a queen or a side branch! Rao is based on Zhong Kui's thousands of years of knowledge, and he has to succumb to this kid's imagination, according to what the world says today, that is a brain hole.

"Then you've got to make it clear why it's me, right?"

"Because you are from a family of cultivators, you have cultivation qualifications, and your family's lineage does not belong to any faction, it is a unique family, Lao Tzu can't contact those families in the system, and his whereabouts will be revealed!"

"The last question, how did Qian Duoduo get involved with you, could it be that his Qian family is also a cultivator family?"

"A lot of money? Who? ”

"You don't know? No way, didn't he have people send me here? What are you pretending to be confused? ”

Zhong Zhengnan looked like he didn't want to fool me, I looked like I was underbeaten.

"Lao Tzu is bright and upright, he sits upright, never plays with that flowery intestines, what he sent you is the impermanence of the underworld, not that there is a lot of money!"

Zhong Zhengnan was skeptical, whatever, he agreed first, and if he didn't do it well, he didn't care about it first, maybe it would be good to be a hero.

"So when are we going to start working?"

"This is not in a hurry, after waking up, take care of the seven-star Haoran sword hanging around your neck, and this seat will contact you at any time!"

Zhong Kui's figure disappeared, leaving only one sentence.

"By the way, I haven't told you yet, the disappearance of your parents is mostly related to the evil ghosts that have infiltrated the world, and the reason why this seat is only telling you now is because this seat has never coerced others to do things with close relatives!"

When Zhong Zhengnan heard this, his emotions instantly lost control, "Don't go, let's be clear, are they still alive?" Where are they? Feed! Surnamed Zhong, you come out! ”

Zhong Zhengnan remembered the picture he saw in the previous dream, and couldn't help but clench his fists, if he was hesitant to do things for Zhong Kui before, then now, unswerving.

The chaotic illusion dissipated, and Zhong Zhengnan suddenly woke up and sat up.

In the broken temple, the five heads surrounding Zhong Zhengnan spread out, looking at the dick man who had just had a heartbeat and was not breathing at all.

Among the five people, I don't know who shouted first, deceived the corpse, and then unanimously turned around and ran, but a bad luck teenager fell at the door and ate, and the sound of a motorcycle going away sounded outside the door.

Zhong Zhengnan got up, reached out and touched the sword-shaped necklace that appeared inexplicably around his neck, and after waking up, he always felt that his waist had hardened, and the feeling of standing on the shoulders of giants was so wonderful that he could smell a trace of fairy breath from the wind blowing beside him. Zhong Zhengnan cleared his throat and asked, "Why are you sneaky?" Murder for money? ”

"No... No, we're just out to play, see you're lying there's no movement at all, and we're about to call the police! You... Are you a human or a ghost? The boy stammered in a crying voice. At this time, the boy wants to die, and he was supposed to be in school well, but he went to join a "supernatural phenomenon research club", and he had to go to this deserted village and broken temple for the night, as a ceremony to join the club, who would have thought that this kind of thing would happen, and in the morning he was still alive with a big bread and a dick man, and in the afternoon he lay in the broken temple like a dead man, and now he stood in front of him fiercely.

Zhong Zhengnan took two steps back, "Look at you like this, do you look like a man?" It's human, alive! ”

The young man raised his sleeve to wipe the mud from his mouth, and asked vaguely, "That... Then you let me go! ”

"What's the hurry, what's your name? Why are you here? ”

"Tao Shu, I'm Tao Shu, I'm still a student, I have a certificate", the young man said and took out a small book with a green cover in his trouser pocket and handed it over.

"Take it back, what do I want you to do with that broken certificate, why are you here?"

The boy 1510 will explain it clearly, and even the fact that their "supernatural society" is not recognized by the school has also been explained, according to the young man, the earlier momentum was violent, and the girl who wanted to take Zhong Zhengnan's dog life was the president of the so-called "supernatural phenomenon research society", and he usually likes to read some ghost novels, so he set up such a club with his girlfriends, and one of the president's girlfriends is the young man who calls himself Tao Shu, and the other teenager is also like him, and he is forced to join the gang.

After listening to this, Zhong Zhengnan quipped: "What kind of friends do you think you have made?" It's not a big disaster yet, it's all gone? ”

The young Tao Shu has not been very bold since he was a child, so frightened, the three souls have no soul, and it took a long time to dare to get up and pat the dirt on his body, I heard that the lonely souls and wild ghosts dare not provoke people in strange costumes, so they made an appointment to rent such clothes together, all rivets and bells, and I didn't feel it when I just fell, and then I came back to my senses, and the pain made the young man grin.

Zhong Zhengnan was about to talk to the boy again, when there were suddenly several sounds of motorcycles outside the door, followed by footsteps.

More than a dozen uncles and aunts flocked in, some with shovels, hoes, and axes and machetes, and there were actually people holding a bowl of red liquid that I didn't know what to do, and the young Tao Shu looked at Zhong Zhengnan, who was aimed at all the weapons, and swallowed his saliva.

Zhong Zhengnan was dumbfounded, instinctively reacted, Zhong Zhengnan raised his hands, from the eyes of the uncle and aunt who ate people, Zhong Zhengnan had no doubt that as long as he made a slight move, he would definitely be beaten to death by a stick, and he had just become the agent of the Heavenly Master, and he died at the hands of the uncle and aunt who didn't know his roots, what was going on.

"Listen to me..."

"Hey!"

"Don't, Auntie!" , Tao Shu shouted with wide eyes.

Zhong Zhengnan fell to the ground in response.

Zhong Zhengnan, who was about to explain aloud, just opened his mouth, and the bowl that turned out to be some kind of blood was splashed up, and before he fell to the ground, he saw an uncle swinging a hoe.

If you die before you get out of the school, Lao Tzu still has to be a teacher! Zhong Zhengnan thought this a second before he lost consciousness.