Lin Jiage seemed to be pointed, and the whole person suddenly stood still.

Three seconds later, he raised his head and looked at Shi Yao: "Yaoyao, this joke is not funny at all, you look at me, I am going to be scared by you......"

As he spoke, he lowered his head and kissed Shi Yao again.

It's just that he hasn't had time to act yet, and Shi Yao, who had already prepared, preemptively threw the test sheet that he had already touched from his bag on Lin Jiage's face when he was talking to Lin Jiage: "You can see for yourself......"

Lin Jiage touched his slightly sore cheeks scratched by the paper, looked down at the few white papers that fell in front of him, and then stretched out his hand to pick up the papers one by one with a puzzled face.

After reading the first one, his eyebrows frowned slightly.

After reading the second one, his eyebrows frowned even more.

After reading the third one, his eyebrows were twisted.

After reading the fourth one, as he said, it was completely soft......

Shi Yao faced the picture he saw at this time, pushed Lin Jiage away with great satisfaction, sat up, tidied up his clothes, and then took a moment to admire the man's completely petrified appearance, waiting for him to come back to his senses.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...... Five seconds, ten seconds...... Thirty seconds, sixty seconds......

When Shi Yao counted to seventy seconds in his heart, Lin Jiage looked at the last test sheet in his hand, blinked, blinked, and then stared at the test sheet with a stiff face for a few seconds before looking up at Shi Yao: "Yaoyao, you are getting more and more skinny, the jokes are getting bigger and bigger, to be honest, how much did you spend on these fake test sheets?" ”

Fake a banana peel!

Shi Yao kicked Lin Jiage's knee without thinking about it: "Lin Jiage, what do you mean?" You don't admit to Apple, do you? ”

Lin Jiage, who was in pain, snorted, then opened his innocent eyes, looked at Shi Yao, and asked puzzledly: "Little apple?" ”

"Yes, I just wanted to eat apples, so I named the baby in my belly a little apple......"

Lin Jiage: "......" so fast, the child has a nickname?

Shi Yao saw that Lin Jiage didn't speak, so she spoke up again: "Lin Jiage, what do you mean by not speaking?" Don't you welcome small rice balls? ”

Lin Jiage: "??? ”

This time, without waiting for him to react, Shi Yao took the initiative to speak: "I just wanted to eat tangyuan again, so I decided to change the baby's nickname to Xiaotangyuan......"

Lin Jiage: The name "......" is really fast enough, what if he can't keep up with the rhythm?

"Lin Jiage, why don't you still speak? Do you think that little milk tea is not your child? ”

Lin Jiage: "......" little milk tea? This is a blink of an eye, and I want to drink milk tea again, so the name is changed to small milk tea again?

Lin Jiage didn't dare to wait for Shi Yao to speak again this time, so he hurriedly spoke: "No ......"

He always felt that all this was like a dream, he secretly pinched his thigh, and only after feeling the sharp pain did he look at Shi Yao, and opened his mouth again with an incredible face: "Yaoyao, are these test sheets true?" ”

Finally hearing a decent word, Shi Yao nodded and said "um".

"So, Yaoyao, are you really pregnant?"

"I'm going to be a dad?"

Lin Jiage muttered two sentences in a row, and then thought that in the next ten months, he would have to spend the days of chatting with Shi Yao covered with a quilt, and immediately blurted out: "It's over!" ”