Volume 1 Survival on Another Star Chapter 25 Problem Girl
"I've repaired the Sirius, hey, you're a new model! The performance is much better than that used by the Second Fleet. ”
"Cut, it turned out to be a garbage transport ship, and there was no cannon yet, because your human gender is still male, otherwise the old lady will wonder if you are a man."
"I said you're all modified people, why are you using male hormones to maintain male characteristics? What's so good about being a stinky man, come on, come on, change that thing and I'll allow you to be a good sister to this king! ”
Hela was like a chatter who had opened the chatterbox, washing Su Zhao's fragile mind with a torrent of words, chattering and beeping for more than an hour.
He was already like a duckweed swaying in the wind and rain, pitiful young and fragile. In the face of the ravages of the wind, he seemed lonely and helpless.
"Speak, human, how do you have a bad look on your face. Is your brain broken, do you want me to fix it for you? The old lady's skill in repairing things is good to tell you that the king of the entire federation is the number one. ”
As she spoke, Hela summoned a precision maintenance robot and remotely controlled it to try at Su Zhao's brain.
"Stop! My brain is so good! Do you have the qualifications for brain surgery? My brain is not mechanical! Besides, that's called treatment, not repair! ”
Su Zhao hurriedly stopped Hela and righteously rejected the robot's maintenance application.
"Oh, I see, I said that you human soldiers repaired so many arms and legs in the repair shop, but never repaired human brains."
"It turns out that your brain has another way to repair it called surgery. If the brain is broken, it can be repaired with the surgery you said, isn't it, is it good to treat? What are the surgical qualifications? This king commands you to explain to me! ”
"With the kind of brain damage you have on the battlefield, they probably won't be able to fix it. Don't you even know about surgery? Doesn't it all say in the novel that your artificial intelligence knows everything when you connect to the Internet? ”
Su Zhao patiently explained to the curious baby, feeling that this was the queen, and it was clearly a problem girl.
I don't know how many questions to ask him now, what about the best artificial intelligence in the world? The whole 100,000 whys.
"I'm an artificial intelligence, not a god, and I need the Internet to allow it! I only came into contact with the internal network when I was in the laboratory, and then when I went to the logistics base, the emotional module was turned off, not to mention the network, and abnormal access was prohibited. ”
Hela, a problem girl, complained anyway.
"The old lady can only watch your human videos as a source of information to the outside world, and she has to hide them from you. I remember seeing you humans cuddling together and then, and then what were you doing? ”
Hela seemed to want to recall something, raised her eyes and thought about it for a long time, and suddenly found something:
"The old lady can't remember anything! What about my memory bank? What about a memory bank of the big one! Did you copy it for me! My mother is counting on the novels and movies left to me by Dr. Su in the memory bank to live! ”
"That's all the good stuff that Dr. Su secretly stuffed into my memory bank! Where are they gone? ”
"Bad guy, you're still a mother's memory bank! And the industrial database is gone! Woo, the database is gone! People don't know how to fix things! My machine is in a dark place! ”
Faced with the fact that there was no database, Hela squatted down and hugged herself as if she had suffered a major blow.
The crying shook the earth, and it seemed that she had turned up the volume to the maximum.
It's just that this cry is dry and dry, and there is no emotion, it seems that Dr. Su still hasn't given her a good education.
The crying was not over, and at the same time, the remote control robot pressed Su Zhao's shoulder and directly began to vibrate at full power.
Su Zhao is eyes are full of stars, the vibration frequency of the robot is not ordinarily high, and the whole person feels like it is about to fall apart.
"Host, help, stop this robot!" The pitch-shifting sound came from Suzhou's mouth.
"Instructions have been accepted, the unit is under remote control by authorized visitors, do you want to stop visitors: Hela's temporary authorization?"
The voice of the host is like a heavenly sound, saving Su Zhao in dire straits!
"Yes, yes, yes! Take back HELLA Temporary Authorization, but keep HELLA Communications! ”
"Executed, Commander, no task automaton detected, retrieving ......"
Su Zhao looked at the recycling prompt and was stupid.
At this moment, the farthest thing was a shuttle, which was all controlled by Hella and flew quickly to the main peak of Qingshan.
"Huh? How did the signal go off! I just saw a mountain that is so big! Who pinched my signal! ”
Hela stood up after a moment's pause, looked around, and targeted the only human in front of her, all of her external signal links had been cut off just now, it must have been a good thing for the human in front of her.
"I command you to connect the king's signal! Otherwise, I will ......"
"Otherwise, what? It scared me to death, I thought that artificial intelligence was so powerful that it directly took away all the permissions of my Sirius. ”
Su Zhao cleared his throat and sat up straight. From the time I asked Hela just now, I guessed that the call to the host just now was successful.
It seems that his previous authorization only gave Hela access and control of the automata, and after taking back the permission, Hela is just a problem girl trapped in the artificial unit.
You can finally do whatever you want! Oh no, it's to educate this highest-tech artificial girl in the Federation, and let her get on the right path of the construction of the straw star.
Well, that's right, educate Hella as an excellent employee of the Sirius Group and contribute to the development of the Group. As for the issue of falling in love, Hela is obviously still just a teenager, first slowly, well, slowly.
Su Zhao, who was playing Xiao Jiujiu in his heart, seemed to be holding a pearl of wisdom at this time, and he was confident.
For Hela, who is performing eighteen tossing martial arts, jumping up and down on the spot, crying and shouting for permission back. Just watched quietly, laughing and not saying a word.
In his opinion, Hela at this time is no different from a bear child who rolls around and asks for candy.
"Give me permission, I'm going to see that mountain again! One look, just one look! Do you want to be the king's little brother anymore! ”
"If you don't give me permission again, I'll go to Dr. Su to complain! Oh, it doesn't seem to connect. Ahh After so many years of struggling to survive on that bare planet, I saw magma and rocks, as well as the unchanging starry sky, and finally I was able to see the natural landscapes that Dr. Su told us with my own eyes!"
"I'm so pathetic! Give me permission to take a look at it again! I promise you won't be able to shake you without a robot, okay? ”
Seeing that a tough tone was useless, Hela had a flash of inspiration in her mind.
I felt that it was time to use the techniques I learned from Dr. Su's online chat, and decided to turn the offensive and start to change the form.
I saw Hela's hologram look change, reborn as a teenage girl.
The girl folded her hands, tears were dotted, and looked at Su Zhao sincerely and pitifully.
"Big brother, will you give me permission? I was scaring you just now. From your human point of view, I'm just a teenager. It was all the disguise that Dr. Su gave us. Please give me permission, big brother, you must be a good person, you won't bully a child like me. ”
Yes, this tone, this pitiful posture, when Su Zhao was young and ignorant, he didn't know how many so-called "cute girls" you and I had with on the Internet, and their chat tone was exactly the same as that of Hela.
And yet? After meeting, the good guy pretended to have mechanical thighs thicker than his head. I even wonder where they got the industrial model parts, just the motor power in the leg is said to be a humanoid mecha, I'm afraid there is nothing wrong with it.
So I didn't eat the Hella set in front of me at all, and took the time to add a glass of sparkling water and suck it comfortably.
Although it is said that Hela's performance is subtle and subtle, there is no flaw. But it's like imitating a textbook, so for an old online chat driver like Su Zhao, his heart is not touched, and he even wants to laugh a little.
"Good brother, are you really so ruthless? Please, good brother Su Zhao, if you give me permission, I will definitely help you work hard in the future. I see that there are still many problems in your industrial plan, and I can help you solve them. ”
"Also, my skills in maintaining human mechanical prosthetics are good, there are not 10,000 but 8,000 from my hands, and they all praise my craftsmanship, but when I leave, I always say that your work is so good, and next time I will come to patronize something inexplicable."
When Su Zhao heard this, his heart was a little itchy, and he almost imagined the process of Hela's maintenance for himself.
"No, no, no, I am an outstanding young man in the federal era with three uprightness, I can't think about these vulgar things, I must be strict with myself and set an example for others! And it's illegal to hire minors to work! ”
I kept admonishing myself in my heart, the so-called small intolerable will make a big plan, and I should resolutely resist this little profit.
What if you don't educate Hella well, what should you do if you disagree with yourself every day? You can't indulge children who are distressed and coquettish, and what to do when they grow up after they are spoiled. Do you still want your intimate little sister?
However, the thought of a little devil also popped up: "Where is there anyone here?" Who are you serious about? Besides, is Hela human? She is an artificial intelligence, and the federal government has no law to take care of them now, and isn't it just the right professional counterpart to take care of mechanical parts for yourself? ”
Seeing that the situation was not good, Righteous Su Zhao hurriedly killed the little devil with a stick and quickly dragged it away. If this continues, there are thoughts to be harmonized.
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Seeing that she was helpless, and neither was she coquettish, Xiao Hella pouted angrily, and scolded Su Zhao with her hands on her waist.
"Su Zhao, you are still not a man, my mother has exhausted all the online chat methods that I learned from Dr. Su, why don't you react at all! Dr. Su clearly said that these methods are the most effective against men, why don't you be moved! ”
"I'll leave it here for the last time. Give me permission or not! If you don't give me permission, you're a permission dog! ”
Hela seemed to be tired, and virtually drank herself a sip of water, which seemed to be a habit she had learned from Dr. Su.
Su Zhao looked at the hologram and estimated that Hela's action of drinking water was not very useful, because she didn't add the animation of water. Continue to sit on the sidelines, trying to see if Hela has any tricks up her sleeve.
However, Hela turned around, turned off the communication directly, and ignored Su Zhao.
"Oops, the roots of the ears have finally been quiet for a while, and the chatter is killing me."
Seeing that Hella had disconnected the link, Su Zhao, who had endured the little girl's call for several hours, finally had a moment to relax, stretched his waist, yawned and got up to prepare to go back to the captain's room to rest.
As for Hela's affairs, I will wait until I go back and figure out the syllabus.
"Host, give Hela three levels of access, ban all of her operations. To ensure the normal maintenance of the artificial host, I will go back and rest for a while. ”
"Permission orders accepted, Commander."
At the end, Su Zhao, who walked to the hatch, didn't notice that Hela's screen was lit up again, and looked at Su Zhao's back viciously.
She turned up the volume of the speakers to the maximum and shouted out before the hatch closed:
"Permission dogs!!"