"For a while, I was also stuck in place, what? My second vein has been opened? ”

"Master: There is no doubt that yes, I was also surprised at first that this kind of martial arts wonder vein should not be able to be opened in one baptism."

"There must have been some adventure, but you forgot."

"In my heart I've been scolding the streets, remember a hammer. If I had such good martial arts qualifications before, could I still worship so many sects and be disliked by them? ”

"I thought about going to the Shaolin Temple, and then I couldn't pick up the water and couldn't pick it up, and I shaved my head for a month and ran away. Then because he offended their abbot, it was difficult to run away if he wanted to. ”

"Every time I run, I will be beaten by the eighteen Arhats, and if I fight too much, my body will recover faster. It can also be regarded as the benefit of being beaten, as long as you are used to being beaten, you will not find it difficult to accept being beaten. ”

"In the end, they gave all of them some laxatives to their meals at the temple fair that year, and that day was probably the happiest time for me in Shaolin Temple."

"A group of bald heads waited for the toilet, and there was only one toilet in the entire Shaolin Temple Many people ended up pulling their pants directly Yellow things are running around The scene is no less than what bathhouse chicken laxatives for half a year off."

"After sneaking out, I went to Mount Emei to take a look, and then they only need women and not men."

"The only advantage of me is that I will never give up what I want to do easily, so as long as I am a woman, we will go to the women's clothes to go in and apprentice."

"I picked up a few sets of women's clothes from outside, and I learned makeup techniques by myself, and I couldn't believe that it was me, then I felt that ordinary women were not as good as me."

"When I went up to Mount Emei again, the female disciples who were guarding the door looked at me and didn't stop me again, they just asked me why I came to Mount Emei to apprentice."

"The little woman already has a husband, but he doesn't want me anymore after he gets famous. Woo woo woo woo, the little woman has seen through the red dust I heard that Emei is dedicated to accepting lonely and widowed girls and came here. ”

"The doorkeeper was also in tears when she heard my words, it turns out that you are also a miserable person. Come with me, I'll take you to the master........"

"There was a pang of joy in my heart that the plan had succeeded."

"That girl also pulled me all the way to trot, I have to say that the little girl's hands are really soft."

"When I arrived at the main hall of the Emei faction, I finally saw the extermination master, and it is better to see than to hear."

"It's really extinct, and the character of the empty eyes that looks down on people and hates men is all fierce."

"But I listened carefully to what she said, and I couldn't hold back my laughter."

"Exterminator: I just received a message from Shaolin Temple that they were given laxatives during their temple fair. The whole sect has been pulling for two days, and the toilet is full of, you say, this is not nonsense. ”

"Me: Hahahahahaha."

"Exterminator: What's wrong with you suddenly smiling so happily?"

"There's nothing more than suddenly remembering something nice and laughing."

"Mrs. Shi doesn't have to worry too much, just continue to discuss your affairs, my affairs are not in a hurry."

"The exterminator looked at me too much and didn't ask any more, and I didn't know if the abbot could pull it for two days

It shouldn't be anything If the laxative door spreads this time, the face of the Shaolin Temple will be swept away. ”

"Me: Hahahahahahahahaha

"Exterminator: What's wrong with you?"

"No, I just suddenly remembered something very happy, I have been specially trained since I was a child, no matter what happens, I will not laugh, unless I can't help it."

"Exterminator: You don't give me a poor mouth here, Xiaocui, what is she doing here today."

"The gatekeeper disciple who brought me also answered truthfully, she is a woman abandoned by her husband at the foot of the mountain, and her husband doesn't want him anymore after he has obtained fame, so he wants to go up the mountain to worship the master as a teacher."

"Exterminator Shitai: The originally angry eyes gradually became gentle after listening to Xiao Cui's words, alas, since ancient times, every dog slaughterer has always been a reader."

"These literati and writers who seem to be Wen Zou Zou are just hypocrites who are different from the outside. It's just that you have gained fame and achieved some success, and even your own knotted wife can be abandoned, you don't have to think about this kind of person anymore, and it's not worth your sad tears. ”

"I'll practice with your senior sisters tomorrow, and I'll deal with Shaolin matters."

"Okay master."

"After a meal, I finally entered the Emei faction in a thrilling way, it's really thanks to my wit, otherwise this teacher knows too much, those bald heads in Shaolin were made into a dung heap by me with laxatives, and I guess I will be beaten to death by her."

"It's really, but it looks like the Shaolin abbot has a bit of a friendship with this old nun."

"I always feel that they have a bit of an abnormal relationship, hum How do you say that one of my people's nicknames is the gossip king."

"No one can hide their expressions perfectly, some micro-expressions are naturally displayed, even if you want to restrain yourself, it's useless."

"What's more important is that these expressions can reflect some of people's psychology, and guess your inner thoughts from these details."

"Some high-level psychologists can even use this technique to interrogate some prisoners, so that they can tell the whereabouts of something without opening their mouths."

"And your master's level must be quite powerful, that is, the gossip king, I can guess the relationship of others with my own subjective judgment."

"The abbreviation is my own blind guess, but there are still a lot of correct rates starting at 50%."

"Soul: 50% at the start, isn't that just guessing whether it's right or wrong, how do you guess, it's 50% But the soul didn't say anything, just quietly watched the disaster star pretend."

"But then I also learned that the abbot of Shaolin is indeed too related to the exterminator, that is, secretly engaging in an underground affair."

"After entering Emei, one of my hobbies is to follow Shitai to Shaolin to see her and the abbot there."

"Hey, it's really exciting to look at hating men cheating behind their backs."

"But the most exciting thing in Emei is not this, in Emei has always been a state of men pretending to be women, so many things are still very inconvenient."

"Like undressing, sleeping, taking a shower, or whatever."

"And the body's instinctive reaction is also very tormenting, and everyone in the teacher sleeps together. Many of those senior sisters and sisters are still dressed and rarely sleep, and they are all lying next to them. ”

"It's a daily life

It's worse than the ascetics of Shaolin Temple, and the feeling that you can't touch it every day is that Optimus Prime can't stand it. ”

"But in order to learn martial arts, I really restrained myself with willpower every day, and I also used the most powerful fantasy method to imagine the women around me as carrots in the shape of humans."

"In this way, it is easy for me to fall asleep, and in the first half month of my arrival, it was really sleepless all night, and I couldn't sleep well every day."

"Those senior sisters also asked me why I had so heavy dark circles under my eyes, and I couldn't tell them that it was because a group of you women were sleeping next to me in a belly pocket, and I couldn't accept it physiologically."

"I can only say that I am not used to it when I first came, and I will be fine soon if I am not used to it."

"This kind of life has also lasted for a long time, and I have learned a lot in Emei for about two years. Emei's swordsmanship is almost perfect, and some mysterious places in this place have also been explored. ”

"For example, in the private room of the exterminator, it can really be said that the contrast is not good. It's all pictures of the abbot, and there are pillows like the abbot, and it's hard to imagine what this man does in this room every day.........."

"And the forbidden place of this place has also been there, as a man's natural adventure** is what makes me yearn for a place I can't go. The more you won't let me go, the more I'll want to see it. ”

"That forbidden place also has a ban set by the exterminator, and when you touch the gate, there will be an alarm, and then there will be a huge force that pushes you far away."

"The first time I went, I suffered a ban and was scolded by Mrs. Shi. Of course, I mean, I don't know what this place is, so if you accidentally touch it, you just do. ”

"Later, when I went again, I took a long detour, arrived at a cliff point in Mount Emei, jumped over, and then passed through the cracks between several canyons, and arrived at the original forbidden land."

"There's literally all over the place, it's a mess."

"What happened here, it's the first time I've come here."

"For many days after that, I went to the forbidden land to explore the roots. It wasn't until the spring of the following year that clues were found, and there was a secret door in the deepest canyon.

"The secret door is very, very hidden, if I hadn't accidentally stepped on a stone that day, rolled more than a dozen times, and hit the mechanism, I wouldn't have found it."

"It's fair to say that the blind cat ran into a dead mouse, but there are many strange symbols and drawings on that door."

"A flying flaming bird, and a golden hovering dragon. The arrangement of symbols is also very irregular, and no matter how you look at it, you can't understand it. ”

"But I have the experience of finding treasures when I was a child, and the more difficult it is to trap the door, the better it is. At that time, there was only one thought that onepice was going to be decided, and no one could rob me of the wind and the clear air. ”

"Then I went for three days in a row and stared at this door, but I couldn't push it open, and I couldn't smash it with internal force."

"It's really boring to watch, so I can only practice swordsmanship casually in this stone gate to pass the time."

"Mount Emei is also a sect composed of a group of pure-hearted people with few desires, the food is very light, and the things that are done every day are almost repetitive."

"Except that Mrs. Shi will go to find the old abbot every once in a while, there is no fun, and every day here is getting longer and longer........"