Chapter 13 How can you say that you have no clothes?
Although I can see that the fat man has murderous intent towards me, I can only go to Cuiping Mountain with them to visit the tomb now. My dad wasn't home, and the fat guys knew where my family lived. I just don't follow them, and they have a way to kill me. In that case, it is better to pretend that you don't know anything and go on an adventure with them.
As long as they think I'm useful, they won't touch me until it's done. As for after the fact, hehe, after the thing was done at all, I used white rice to drop a hexagram last night, and the hexagram showed that the particles were not harvested. Who knows what the unexpected will bring? Anyway, I've been targeted by the fat man, and my life hangs by a thread, as the so-called lice don't bite if there are too many lice, let him go.
In fact, I still have hole cards, because the hexagram is not good, this time I went out with my father to treasure two runes. One is called the Golden Armor Rune, which, when activated, can be invulnerable for a short period of time and lasts for a minute. The other is the Light Talisman, which increases my movement speed and lasts for one minute.
After getting in the car, the fat man confiscated all everyone's mobile phones and locked them in a metal safe, which is the rule of tomb robbery to prevent leakage. At this point, even if I wanted to talk to my dad anymore, it was too late.
At noon, we came to the foot of Cuiping Mountain. After eating at the farmhouse, I began to organize the assembly and officially enter the mountain. After the fat man distributed the luggage, he handed over the car to the owner of the farmhouse for safekeeping.
Cuiping Mountain is divided into front and back, and there are many tourists in front of the mountain. It is the reddish season of the maple leaves, and the weather is very cool, so there are many people who come here to visit. The back mountain is full of rocks and streams, and there are relatively few tourists. Our group was dressed like veteran travelers, and the four of them were all carrying long travel bags.
Song Yu is a girl who only carries a backpack and goes on the road lightly. In addition to carrying my own package, I also carried two bags full of food and drinks in my left and right hands.
The information obtained by the fat man pointed to the depths of the back mountain, where it is said that there is an ancient village ruins, and the Jiangbei Municipal Government also organized an archaeological team to investigate, but nothing was found.
As the old saying goes, the mountain road is rugged and steep, and we have not crossed the front mountain until dark. At this time, there were no more tourists on the mountain, and only the rustle of leaves in the wind was silent.
Of the few of us, the bald man had the worst physical strength, and was now crouching on the ground panting. The best stamina is the eagle.
The eagle is a practitioner, as can be seen from the way he walks. Every time I lift my feet, I move slowly, and I walk quickly and easily. Without more than three years of hard training, it is absolutely impossible to get out of this rhythm.
My condition was not much better than that of baldness, and after eating blood food for a year and sleeping in a coffin every day, I realized how bad my body was when I climbed the mountain. My whole body aches, and my joints feel like they've been pricked by needles. But I didn't dare to show fatigue and still stood straight.
"Little brother, your physical strength is good, you haven't sweated until now." The fox handed me a cigarette and came over to talk.
I don't sweat because I'm a living dead, and the yin energy in my body is too heavy, and all the heat generated by my activities is canceled out by the yin energy.
Lighting a cigarette, the fox asked me what I had brought with me. In order to convince him that I was a Mai man with real skills, I opened the bag and showed him it.
Ink fountain twine, cinnabar yellow paper, scissors peach wood sword, and five baht coins of scornful incense are all standard accessories for Mai Xiangshi to catch ghosts.
"I've heard that Mai is going to play some tricks, I wonder if you'll be able to? If you know, I'll give you a performance to relieve boredom. ”
As soon as the fox finished speaking, the others all turned to look at me. Song Yu didn't know if I would be able to do it, so she also looked curious.
There are many tricks of Mai Xiangshi, such as paper figures becoming alive, painting skin, burning charms, ventriloquism, invulnerability, etc. As long as there is a little bit of real ability, almost all of them will have one or two hands.
The opposite of the small trick is the big trick, there are five ghost carrying techniques, stealth techniques, turning stones into gold, fairy ropes, pulling seedlings to grow, etc. Big tricks are not something that everyone can afford, first of all, you have to practice true qi, and secondly, you have to have your own natal five elements supernatural powers.
Although I have a Mai god-looking father, he has never taught me anything. I was born with four pillars of gold, and there are five evils, three deficiencies, four rounds and two tribulations of heavenly punishment for cultivation, and my father doesn't dare to let me get involved in Taoism. It wasn't until I was sixteen years old and I became the living dead that I began to learn physiognomy.
Now a few of them are waiting for me to play a trick, if I say no, what face do I have to continue to follow them to rob the tomb?
If that's the case, I guess the fat man will do something to me tonight.
"Little brother, hurry up and open your eyes to the big guy." The fox began to urge me again.
"You don't just look at your faces, do you? My fate is up to me, this is the bowl of black rice we eat, if you only look at the appearance, you can roll now. "The bald man said a lot of money, obviously still hating me for helping him see his face.
"Bald, keep your mouth clean, do I have to roll with him?" Song Yu's eyes narrowed and said coldly.
"Miss Yu, don't be angry, my brothers just want to open their eyes, they don't mean anything else." The fat man saw that Song Yu was angry, and hurriedly played a round.
I'm the last person who can't stand the crowd of others, and I'm already riding a tiger now. At that moment, I took a step forward and pretended to be profound: "I am not deep, I can only play small tricks, I don't know if I can get into your eyes." ”
After speaking, I took out a piece of yellow paper and cut it into a robe with scissors. Although it is not as good as my father's craftsmanship, the rough model of the robe is also out. The paper clothes that my dad used to cut for me can be worn on the street, and I don't have to worry about others seeing the problem. As long as I can put it on, I'll just be able to scare these guys.
After I took the female ghost tears, although I can dress and eat normally with ordinary people, I am still a living dead in my bones. As long as the twin souls of heaven and earth have not returned to their places, this paper coat can still be worn.
After cutting the robe, I took off my shirt and beat me shirtless. Because of the long time spent indoors, my skin is very white and my skeletal muscles are very well-proportioned. Song Yu's face flushed when he saw it, and he turned his head slightly.
And the eagle looked at me obviously wrong, and actually swallowed a deep saliva. This made me can't help but chrysanthemum tightened, and I felt like I was being targeted by a pervert.
"Uncle, borrow a lighter and use it." I said to the fox.
"It's kind of interesting, little brother, what kind of trick is this? Planning to wear paper clothes? The fox handed me the lighter and asked me curiously.
"Hehe, it's wearing paper clothes."
I lit the yellow paper robe with a lighter, and the words in my mouth were recited:
"Do you say that you have no clothes, and you are with the Son? Wang Yuxingshi, repair my spear! ”
You don't need to recite a mantra when you wear a paper garment, as long as you think about it in your heart, you can wear it on your body after burning. I read this poem from the Book of Songs just to create a mysterious atmosphere.
The paper clothes quickly burned to ashes, and the next moment, I was covered in a robe. In the end, the craftsmanship is not good, this robe is asymmetrical on the left and right after wearing, which is very awkward.
But the fat people didn't pay attention to these details at all, and they were dumbfounded one by one.
Song Yu was the first to rush over, pinched the robe on my body, and shouted softly: "Wow, it really has the texture of fabric." What do you think? Now you're all convinced, right? I'll just say that Xiao Fan is very powerful. ”
"The little brother is really a Mai man with real skills." The fox applauded.
Seeing that they were convinced, I quickly took off my robe and threw it into the air, turning the robe into a yellow gas and disappearing in an instant.
After another hour's journey, we finally crossed the front hill, and we pitched our tents in a flat clearing, ready to wait until dawn tomorrow to continue our expedition.
There were three tents in total, one for the fat man and the bald head, one for the fox to drill the sleeping bag, Song Yu was the only one for the girl, and the rest could only be shared by me and the eagle.
"Sleep, I'll keep a vigil for you." I make a suggestion.
"There is no shadow of the birds at night, what kind of night, enter the tent and our brothers will chat." The eagle said subtly.
"I'd better keep vigil, tonight last moon was sparse, and I can just practice the qi cultivation method that my father taught me. We cultivators, not to mention not sleeping all night, even the seven days of Bigu are trivial. "I said it with a serious matter.
"There is still a long mountain road to catch up tomorrow, and if you don't rest, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it." The eagles still wanted to convince me.
"I'm a cleanliness addict and I'm not used to sleeping with others."
"Hmph, whatever you want." Seeing that I had said it so obviously, the eagle snorted coldly, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and turned to burrow into the tent.
I found a flat stone and sat cross-legged on it, with my hands on my knees, my head straight, and pretending to exhale. In fact, where do I know how to nourish qi, it's purely to pretend to pass the time.
The reason why I don't want to sleep is not because I'm not sleepy, but because I have one more thing to do.