Chapter 100: Calls
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No one can compare to Wanhu at hand speed, the moment the video was picked up, he immediately hung up, and then there was a sound of video interruption.
"You're hairy!" It was the eldest cousin who said this, and then he posted a resentful emoji Wan Hu didn't give him face, and said directly: "In the middle of the night, you video, I've turned off the lights and slept here, what do you want to say and type?" ”
"Alas, where are you I coming to you, I can't tell you here."
"Find ......" Wan Hu's face was black, "Big brother, what kind of trouble are you going to make, please, treat me as a person!" ”
"Haha, I forgot, that's right, okay All in all, I got an errand in the underworld, and now I can't forget your good brother, and I have money to earn together."
"Who the hell is making money with you, and I don't look at what I earn, that's not RMB, okay, but it's a dark coin, and there is a yarn for it, and I'll hang up?"
"That's what I said, okay, you can go to the group and open the store now, don't say much, you go and see if it's useful."
"I've seen it, isn't it just some weird things, there is nothing to sell on the earth, you make it clear first, what's going on with that dungeon spirit group chat!!"
"These two sentences are not clear, voice?"
"Anything, hurry up and !!" This time, it was Wan Hu who dialed the voice call of the eldest cousin first, and after connecting, he only heard the sound of a cool breeze swishing over there, and the eldest cousin replied, with an extremely strange voice, "I'll come...... Looking for you......"
"I, Nima, don't pretend to be a ghost, say!"
"Well, I can't say it in a word, I"
“…… Well, let's put it simply! ”
"OK, long story short, I went to Huangquan Road after hanging up,"
"I know that, to the point!"
"Don't panic, that's the point, I wanted to run on the Huangquan Road, but I met the bull head and horse face and was caught, and I was beaten up, and then the black and white impermanence came, he said that there was a lack of manpower, let me help, and then I will go back to the ground, you know, I said the difference between the ground and the underground."
"Uh-huh, I know, go on." Wan Hu replied impatiently.
"This errand is very simple, divided into two kinds, one is to hunt down the escaped ghosts, and the other is to bring the people who have exhausted their longevity back to the underworld Of course, there is an unwritten agreement in our industry, each ghost can absorb the Yang Yuan whose longevity is about to be exhausted."
"What is Yang Yuan?"
"Yang Yuan, as an important auxiliary for ghosts to cultivate spiritual methods, can be understood as experience, or the basis for releasing ability, which is equivalent to physical strength and intelligence, and ghosts use spiritual power, otherwise how can they fight ghosts and people."
"Fight chicken feathers, what are you fighting with people, it is clear that you are persecuting them!!"
"You can't say that, you know, it's obviously a person who is running around, I don't know when I burp and fart, the reason is not that they are ghostly, but that they die by themselves, after all, you have to believe that the world is impermanent, black and white are impermanent, and Lord Yama let you die for the third watch, and you will definitely not survive the fifth watch."
"Then you are like this, I don't know what you thought at the beginning, my sister-in-law is so good, you actually go to maintain the mistress."
“…… It's true that I'm a bastard in this matter, and now that I've fallen to this step, I deserve it, my pot, my pot~"
"It's not your pot or anyone's, of course it's you who will carry it, tell me what I should do next, quit the group or ......"
"Don't, don't!!"
"Why??? At the beginning, you pulled me in.,Since it's not a group chat where living people can stay.,Why am I in it.,That's why I'm in it.,That's why I ...... last time by a female ghost in the park...... Hey, oh my god, it's exciting to think about, phew, disgusting! ”
"I don't know your careful thoughts, is it that Xiaoqian?"
"Yes."
"Don't be afraid, I don't want to leave the group, I'll help you clean her up with that Xiaoqian or something, and make sure that she won't trouble you in the future, don't quit the group, because I also thought it was strange at the beginning, I took out my mobile phone and sent a circle of friends after I got off Huangquan, and I didn't like any of my friends, it's really hateful, so I was ready to delete friends one by one, but who knows, where are there any friends in the friend list, the strange thing is that yours is the only one, and then I clicked on your personal information, guess what I saw?"
"What?"
"You actually have a supernatural page, I don't know if you know, it's that ......"
"I know!"
"Okay,You're only there if you hang up.,And then I'll pull you into the group.,What I didn't expect was that it was successful, but the problem is.,The message I sent,You didn't reply to a single one.,I saw you very active in the group.。
"You mean, I've ......"
"Yes, you feel like you're alive, but you're dead."
"What the hell does this mean, I don't understand it at all!!"
"I don't know if there are any gods in the world, but I know that in addition to people and ghosts, there is another kind, that is, yin and yang people, people and ghosts, one of both attributes."
"How do you feel, this-yin and yang people, it sounds weird, okay, no matter how much, tell me what you've been doing lately, where are you?"
"I'm behind you,"
"Don't mess around, don't talk nonsense!"
"Well, this is a bit difficult, I'm not talking nonsense."
"Don't say it, I don't want to know, hang up first, go to sleep."
"Don't worry, I said, why do I say this anywhere, because I don't know where I am, I have to run business everywhere every night, and you know the business I run, just the two big guys in the group, the performance of black and white impermanence, is now in the stage of grasping performance, and we are running everywhere, and now I am on the hearse, the speed is very fast, I don't know where it is, if you miss me so much, I will come to you another night."
", you dare to come, break your hands and feet."
"Hahahaha, but I don't have hands and feet, alas, breaking the third leg, I'm afraid you can't make it, for the sake of you being my brother, I'll introduce you to a good errand, the reward is very high, if it is done, it must be immeasurable,"
"It's not a good thing to hear."
"Seriously, I don't believe I'll send you the page."
"Send it, then hang up first."
"Wait a minute, my cousin has one more thing to tell you."
"Tell me."
"You also know that the reason why I went to work underground was because I ......"
“…… Are you forcibly adding drama to yourself again, no one eats your set, hurry up, put it simply, otherwise I'll really go crazy. ”
"Yes, yes, one of the things I want to tell you is about your eldest cousin, the reason why I went to find the junior is because ...... Alas, it's hard to say, your sister-in-law ......"