To be honest, instead of looking at the little swallow staring at the big eyes of the copper bell, I should look at Erkang's ecstasy nostrils. My second uncle and I really don't have the same tastes, and in the face of this damn and boring TV series, I fell asleep quietly alone.

I began to sleep smoothly, and after a long time, a terrible scream in the room woke me from my hazy sleep. Needless to say, it must have been the second uncle's old mistake of sleeping without turning off the TV that day, and the picture of Mama Rong holding a silver needle and stabbing Ziwei's ass immediately flashed in my mind.

But to my surprise, I could smell a faint smell of blood in the air in the room, and then I felt a cool stream of water running over my face, and I tried to get up, but I couldn't move.

Could it be a ghost press! This was my first reaction, but when I think about it, I think it's unlikely, I'm a Ninety-Nine Double Yang Body, what the hell can be so powerful.

But my luck didn't last a minute before it was shattered by what happened next, and I could clearly feel something furry rubbing against my skin, making me itch uncomfortably, and then a slight snort lingered in my ears. I know there's a big problem here, it must be something dirty, or it wouldn't have been this weird thing.

I was sweating profusely, I wanted to speak but couldn't make a sound, I knew very well that I couldn't count on my second uncle at this critical moment, I would be tricked, then he must have become a dead dog lying down at this moment, I must find a way to save myself.

Thankfully, the situation is not entirely bad, and my consciousness is still clear, but my body is not under my control. In a hurry, I suddenly remembered that my second uncle had told me about the method of ghost pressing the bed to save itself. In such extreme situations, try to find a way to bite the tip of your tongue, which is particularly sensitive to pain, and that may activate your body's functions.

But I found that it was always more difficult to do than to want, and I desperately tried to squeeze my tongue between my teeth, but I didn't move a single bit for a long time.

The second uncle said that there is a process of ghost pressing, the early stage is conscious, and it is easiest to save oneself at this time, but as time goes by, the spirit will continue to squeeze the soul of the person, and finally the person will lose consciousness and completely let it be slaughtered.

My current thinking now is that I can't die so aggrieved, at least I can't die with someone as obscene as my second uncle, so I'm afraid of dirty my reincarnation.

So I tried to put my tongue between my teeth again, and the process was a little harder, but the desire to survive drove me to do so, and fortunately, after many times of unremitting efforts, I finally opened my jaw slightly.

Time was pressing, and I couldn't think much about it, so I bit down hard, and the pain immediately hit my whole body, and then the salty blood flowed into my mouth, and I opened my eyes suddenly.

Although my body functions have been initially awakened, but don't think this is a good thing, as soon as my eyes opened, I was almost not frightened by the sudden sight in front of me, because I clearly saw that there was a woman with a cloak and bleeding directly above me, her face was purple, her whole body was wet, there was blood at her wrists, blood beads kept dripping on my face, and what was even more terrible was that she also smiled gloomily at me, and I felt that my crotch was so wet that I was almost going to pee out.

Nima! No wonder I feel that there is a cold current on my face, accompanied by this fishy smell, it turns out to be the blood of this dirty thing, and it looks like it is sucking the yang energy in my body, you should be able to understand my feelings at the moment, it is really my soul is scared!

What is hateful is that the second uncle is still drunk, and he looks like he doesn't know the danger in front of him. But what's even worse is that the spirit is constantly approaching me at this time, and if there is no turnaround, I am afraid that my little life will be confessed here.

Fortunately, in the panic, I grabbed a pillow with my right hand and threw it fiercely.

"Pounce~~" The cotton pillow hit its head firmly, and taking advantage of this gap, I turned around and kicked it hard according to my second uncle's buttocks, and he also fell under the bed.

"Who! Who! Who! The second uncle hurriedly got up from the ground, and then looked left and right and said.

Looking at his funny appearance, I want to beat him, in this current situation, is he knocking on the mountain or causing the fire?

"Wake up, we are spirit-possessed! Don't dream big. I yelled at him.

The second uncle is so old and unserious, I don't get angry, he thinks who is playing pranks with him! Of course, I didn't need to explain much about the scene in front of me, and the second uncle could see that there was trouble, so he cautiously leaned towards me.

At this time, the female ghost was hanging in the air, to be honest, her appearance was really hideous, her scattered hair was matched with seven orifices bleeding, and it made people feel vomiting when they saw it.

"Whew!" Before my second uncle and I could recover our senses, it suddenly sped towards us, and it was not an exaggeration to say that it was thunderous.

The situation was critical, and the second uncle saw that the situation was not good, so he quickly bit his middle finger, recited a few spells, and then sprinkled it impartially towards the female ghost.

"Ahh The female ghost let out a miserable howl, and then her body flew backwards, and what was even more surprising was that its body was still crackling with sparks, and the surprise performance of the second uncle was simply shocking.

"Oops! Second uncle, your blood is really a god! It's more fierce than a machine gun, and it's all caught up with the mountain cannon, so hurry up and squeeze out again to kill it. "I don't know how brain-dead I was to say such a thing.

"You fucking think Lao Tzu is a woman! It's okay to leave so much blood! The second uncle glanced at me angrily, and then reprimanded me if I wanted him to bleed to death, so as to inherit his prestige in the last days.

"Why don't you go to the sky and the sun side by side! What the is it, I'm still thinking about some of the things in my head, you better hurry up and figure out how to solve this, or we'll have to explain here today! I said angrily.

The second uncle said this, only then did he stop the speculation that there was no lower limit to the undisciplined exercise, and he leaned towards me, I understood what he meant, he must be afraid of this female ghost, and he wanted to come to the thighs of my Chongyang body.

And the female ghost that flew out upside down flew into the air again and slowly approached us, I could clearly sense her strong resentment power, she could be strong to this level, and she must have absorbed the spirit of many residents over the years.

Fuck you! The second uncle suddenly pulled down the yellow talisman hanging from my neck, and then threw it out of the window.

"Second uncle, what are you doing here,,,, you are doing this?" I don't understand the meaning of my second uncle's operation at all.

Finished! Second uncle, this can't be scared out of his heart, he actually threw away the life-saving baby, I began to despair, but something unexpected happened at the same time, the female ghost suddenly stopped moving forward, did not continue to test us, and showed fear.

I'm a little confused, isn't this yellow talisman a talisman given to me by my second uncle in order to force out the female ghost and prevent accidents? Why threw it away, this female ghost became scared.

"This spirit didn't appear last night, so I suspected that it might be afraid of your Chongyang body, so today at noon, I refined a yellow talisman for you to wear, which is used to suppress the yang energy in your body! I didn't expect it to really lead it out. "I actually heard a little pride in my second uncle's words.

Damn it! How can I say that this female ghost ignores my Chongyang body as if it were nothing, it turns out that the second uncle did something on it, and what is even more frustrating is that he still doesn't let me know.

"Bastard! You won't tell me beforehand! My little life was almost ruined by you, if it weren't for looking at my grandmother's face, I would have said to you: Fuck your mother! "I almost blew up at his ridiculous behavior.

"Don't patronize and run, you have to think about it from the position of the second uncle, if I confess to you nakedly and want to use you as bait and cannon fodder, will you agree? You don't agree, can there be the current results? I didn't expect him to answer with righteous words.

Not to mention, his crooked reasoning has really been tried and tested in front of me! Once again, I was very successful in the routine, and I temporarily put aside my prejudices against him and confronted the female ghost with all my might.

Obviously, the second uncle's operation just now made the female ghost very angry, although it didn't dare to approach us, but looking at her face, it knew that it wanted to get rid of us as soon as possible.

"Whew!" Before I could react, the female ghost's hair swept towards me like a silk cloth, and the force was unprecedented.

The second uncle quickly pressed me to the ground, and the female ghost's hair brushed her scalp and smashed, smashing the lamp placed at the head of the bed.

Damn, it's dangerous! The brains were almost knocked out, and we got up from the ground in embarrassment, and couldn't help but sweat for the danger just now, if it weren't for the second uncle's cleverness, this would have passed out to the ground.

"Great nephew, I can't see that this ghost is quite good, because I am afraid of your Chongyang body and dare not fight in close combat, I actually chose to attack us from a distance, you should know what to do." The second uncle said breathlessly, and then glanced at me.

I naturally knew what my second uncle meant, and the implication was that I wanted to go forward and fight with the female ghost with a bayonet.

But I have no bottom in my heart, on the surface, this female ghost is afraid of my Chongyang body, but how strong it is is unknown, at least from the point of view of the strong resentment power it showed just now, it is not a fuel-efficient lamp, whether the yang energy in my body can be suppressed or not.

What's even stranger is that this female ghost seems to have a gritted hatred for us, that is, the feeling of wanting to get rid of us immediately, but I have the impression that we have never provoked this person at all!

"Second uncle, I'll find a way to hold it as much as possible, you go get the magic weapon bag." I know that there is no escaping the current situation, and I can only carry it.