Chapter 90: Younger Brother
A group of people heard Wang Fuquan's roar, threw down the steamed buns in their hands, ran to the coffin quickly, and began to work carefully.
said that it was work, and even they didn't know what they should do, so they could only grab the shovel and keep shoveling the soil, so that Wang Fuquan had a feeling of "these people are very good, and they work very hard".
"Duangong, when will it take to lift the coffin?" Wang Fuquan saw that I was happily drinking a bottle of mineral water, and asked me very dissatisfiedly: "Is the time almost up?" ”
"Busy with what?" I glanced at Wang Fuquan: "It's only 10:40, and it's still 20 minutes before noon." ”
"Well, I hope there will be no accidents this time, otherwise I dare not guarantee that you and your children will not have an 'accident'!" Wang Fuquan threw such a threatening sentence at me, turned around and walked back to the umbrella with his dogs.
Seeing Wang Fuquan sitting under the sun umbrella and smoking, a group of dogs with seven or eight meters of legs to handle him, I crutches with my hands: "Hey! ”
"What? Don't you see me eating? Shi Xing turned his head impatiently and threatened me, "You'd better find me for something important, otherwise!" Hum! ”
"How else!" I glared at the foodie, "Are you still going to beat me?" ”
Shi Xing smiled at me incomprehensibly: "I won't beat you, I'm just telling you that someone disturbed me eating before, and now the grass on the grave is estimated to be one meter high!" ”
"Don't talk about this useless! You see! I pointed to Wang Fuquan's group of dogs, and instructed Shi Xing: "You also heard what they said earlier, I am curious if Wang Fuquan still has children in his family, whether there were any before, how many?" Alive, dead? You go and ask. ”
Shi Xing swallowed the steamed bun in his mouth and buckled his nose at me: "Is this important?" ”
I nodded solemnly: "Well, it's important!" It's about whether or not our grave relocation goes smoothly, you go and mingle with his group of dogs, and then give me some words. ”
"The price?" Shi Xing stretched out his hand and flicked that booger onto my clothes!
I forcibly suppressed the anger in my heart, and said to Shi Xing with a smile: "Chongqing hot pot! Meat as you like! ”
"Deal!" Shi Xing stood up and twisted his neck: "You just see how the master gets along with them!" ”
Looking at the release of Wang Fuquan who strode towards him, I muttered in my heart, in fact, I wondered if Wang Fuquan was really mad enough to exchange his son for money, if this was the case, I needed to consider whether I should move his grave.
I turned my head to look at the coffin, thinking that eighty percent of the people inside had been transformed, but it shouldn't be zombies, how many years have it been, and it is estimated that it is just a shadow corpse.
Speaking of this feng shui geography, the most popular is the "shadow corpse", the legend says that there is a family who asked people to go to the ancestral grave to pick up bones, but found that the ancestral corpse was a shadow corpse, and the mouth of the shadow corpse was open. I heard Mr. Yin and Yang at the scene say that if it is a few years late, future generations will be eaten up by him, and excavation at this time is a great luck in misfortune.
Mr. Yin Yang also said that the corpse of the old man not only did not melt into the corpse, but the hair on his body continued to grow, and his nails were a few centimeters longer.
The shadow corpse would have been unfavorable to the children and grandchildren, and after witnessing the family's accidents every once in a while, it confirmed the horror of the shadow corpse.
Later, it was said that there was a very popular singer Teresa Teng, after her death, the cemetery was flooded and soaked into a shadow corpse, also known as the vicious Bayaosha, and "ate" her two brothers!
According to the book that Master left me, there are old people in the family, many children are involved in car accidents, lawsuits, brothers, terminal illnesses, children and grandchildren are not filial, and they cannot die well!
As the saying goes, the mountains and rivers have spirits without owners, the bones have owners without spirits, and the corpses are uneasy and the descendants are cold!
And there is another situation, if the shadow corpse encounters any special encounters, such as civil fighting, yin resentment spreads, then the shadow corpse will also rise and become a walking corpse, then there will be a certain degree of aggression, but fortunately, I brought all my guys with me when I went out this time, except for the iron gun.
"I hope it's just a shadow corpse, or it's going to be trouble." I silently prayed in my heart that if I met the shadow corpse this time, then moving the grave would be resolved, but if it was something else, I didn't dare to think about it.
"Are you crazy?"
"Who the messed with this madman?"
"No, big brother, this madman was still eating just now, and now he rushed up to beat me for no reason, and he was looking for fault!"
"him!"
I was thinking wildly, when there was a sudden commotion behind me, and I hurriedly turned my head back to find that the big brother Shi Xing was fighting with Wang Fuquan's dogs!
"I'll go!" As I ran over, I scolded in a low voice: "Big brother, I asked you to inquire about the news, how did you get in touch with someone!" ”
Because of the fight here, the people who were working next to the grave stopped and looked at this side in confusion.
I ran into the crowd and desperately pulled Shi Xing out, who knows who didn't have long eyes to see me pull Shi Xing, and actually rushed up and punched me!
This punch hit my eyes, and in an instant my eyes lost sensation, and I tried to open them, but I found that I couldn't open them!
"I'll go! What are you doing! I yelled desperately, "Why are you fighting? If you have something, let's sit down and talk about it, so why bother! ”
As soon as the words fell, I received another punch in the mouth, and I felt my face swell instantly.
"Grandma! It's really four, oh, seven losses, right? (Grandma is a bear, it's really me a bully, isn't it!) I spat out a few slurred words, clenched my fists and pounced on the guy who hit me!
"Stop!"
I was being beaten happily, when Wang Fuquan's roar suddenly came from behind me: "Who told you to beat people!" Stop the! ”
Hearing Wang Fuquan's voice, the group of dogs stopped beating me and Shi Xing, Wang Fuquan strode up and slapped the two leaders with a snap: "Who told you to beat the master I invited?" Don't you want to do it! ”
The guy was stunned by these two slaps, and looked at Wang Fuquan's angry face, and Leng didn't dare to say a word.
Wang Fuquan walked up to me and coldly ordered: "They hurt you and your friends a lot, I will naturally pay you for the medical expenses, but if you still want to play with me, don't blame me for turning my face!" ”
There's no way, who told Shi Xing to beat people first, and now we don't care, we can only knock out our teeth and swallow them in our stomachs.
I grabbed Shi and walked back to the front of the eating place, and asked him viciously, "Big brother! What are you doing? I've told you to find out the news, and you're good! Go straight over and hit someone! ”
"Yes, I'm here to find out." Shi Xing looked at me innocently: "What I did was according to your requirements!" ”
"You're looking for chicken feather news!" I was choked by Shi Xing's words: "When did I ask you to hit someone!" ”
Shi Xing pointed to his ear: "You said earlier that you told me to mingle with them!" Didn't you want me to beat them up and then force them to tell them what you wanted? ”
OMG! This idiot actually thinks that I told him to torture him to extract a confession! I also lost to him.
"Big brother! I mean you go talk to them and talk to them! It's not that you are told to hit someone! I hated that iron was not made of steel, and I glanced at Shi Xing: "Please have a longer brain, okay?" There are so many people on the other side, their hands are almost as thick as our thighs, why would I ask you to go and pick out a group of people? ”
Shi Xing smiled at me very embarrassedly, and I continued to reprimand him: "You are not the eighteen bronze people of Shaolin Temple, what are you going to do?" Where the is this torture to extract confessions? This is a suicide attack on the enemy! And it doesn't work at all! I'm really defeated to you! ”
Ignoring Shi Xing, who turned his head and laughed at him, I patted the dust on my body and prepared to go back to open the coffin for an autopsy.
"What." I had just taken two steps when Shi Xing's weak voice came from behind me: "You see that I was beaten so pitifully, can I still eat my Chongqing hot pot?" ”
Yes! I really lost to him! The first thing that came to mind after being beaten was the Chongqing hot pot! How much do you love to eat! Although it is said that you have a long body, it is not like this!
I turned around and scolded Shi Xing again, but when I saw his pitiful face, I couldn't bear to scold him, after all, he did what I said, I said a word, even if a group of strong men with five big and three thick were opposite, he rushed up and fought hard.
I stared at Shi Xing, and Shi Xing also looked at me nervously, as if as soon as I said a word, he would fall to the ground and cry.
I sighed deeply and said to him helplessly: "Seeing that you are so pitiful, I will take you to eat Chongqing hot pot after finishing this business." ”
"Good!" When Shi Xing heard my reply, he laughed very happily, and jumped up and down like a child, shouting as he jumped: "Then I will take my mother with me!" She must have never eaten anything so delicious! ”
Shi Xing's behavior attracted the attention of the people around me again, and I hurriedly grabbed him and smiled at him: "What? You're not mad at her anymore? ”
"No more!" Shi Xing was caught by me, so he stopped jumping and said to me with a smile: "Mother and son don't have an overnight feud, and besides, my mother's cooking is so delicious, so I won't be angry!" ”
"Okay, let's go, let's go over and have a look, it's time to open the coffin." I smiled at Shi Xing with what I thought was very kind, and I pulled Shi Xing and walked towards the grave bag.
I walked in front, and suddenly there was a small muttering voice from behind me: "You laugh so obscenely, you better stop laughing." ”
I'm used to this idiot, in fact, unconsciously, I've treated him as my own brother, although one of us is a Buddhist, the other is a Taoist, but I like to be with him very relaxed.
The two of us walked to the grave bag, and I waved my hand gently to a few people who were digging hard: "When the time comes, open the coffin, the corpse picker prepares, and when the coffin is opened, I will tell you to go down and pick up the corpse, and you will go down." ”
As several people moved, the coffin lid was removed little by little, and after they moved the coffin lid, a black gas rushed out directly into the coffin!
"Cover your mouth and don't inhale!" I let out a quick yell, holding my breath.
Damn, how can there be such a strong corpse aura in broad daylight? Didn't you say there was only one shadow corpse inside?
Could it be that the person lying in this coffin is a walking corpse? No! The walking corpse doesn't have such a big corpse qi, is it a jumping corpse?
A sense of unease came over me, and it seemed that this matter was not so simple.