The white horse stepped on the flowers, and the man in green cloth who was originally lying on the back of the horse was carried by the white horse and ran over.

As the horse walked, he vomited, leaving a long 'footprint' on the moonflower.

Crowd, "......"

What the hell is this?

Even Dugu Jun frowned unhappily, grandmother's moon flower...... Grandpa cherished it the most.

The white horse strode up to Dugu Jun, and with a pout of his hooves, he threw the man on his back with a bump in his buttocks.

The man didn't stand firmly, a butt squatted and fell to the ground, he was not in a hurry to get up, he continued to hold his chest and vomited for a long time before he stretched out a hand towards Dugu Jun, "General, work hard to pull the poor." ”

Dugujun is very disgusted!

Helplessly, this thing was caught by Xiaomei herself, so she endured the disgust and picked it up.

It became clear that this was a bearded, greasy man, who looked to be in his early thirties, dressed in a green cloth coat, unkempt and unkempt, and wore a string of rosaries around his neck.

The man stood firm, tugged at Dugujun's sleeve and wiped the stains on his mouth.

Dugu Jun, "!! "Don't stop him, get on the knife!

Or Dugu Xingqi walked over, crossed between the eldest brother and the man, grabbed the man's sleeve and introduced to everyone, "I almost forgot, didn't the mourning family bring a good sacrifice here?" ”

Everyone," ??? ”

Grab a sloppy man and come over as a living sacrifice? Why, is it because your grandmother is lonely under Jiuquan, and this is to burn a man for her?

Then you are such a good-looking man!

Look at that greasy and lewd man, and there is a scar on the right side of his eye!

With this kind of quality, no one wants it when the domestic servant thinks it, right?

Dugu Xingqi is really funny, such a thing is embarrassed to take out his hand, hehe.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Queen Mother, the sacrifice is a descriptive, and the poor Dao is a person, so naturally he can't make a sacrifice." The man hurriedly clasped his hands together, and couldn't help but spit out two more mouthfuls.

"It really makes you laugh, poor and dizzy, and then I will come to my senses." After he finished speaking, he wanted to pull Dugu Jun's sleeve and wipe his mouth.

Dugu Jun glared at him fiercely, and the man retracted his gaze in disdain.

Jiang Meiyu immediately felt that the opportunity had come, she wrinkled her brows, and said in a weird manner, "Queen Mother, General, this is my sister's cemetery, not just anything can be brought, you two brought such a thing, are you here to humiliate your sister?" ”

"It's not, it's really unfilial!" The ghost 'Dugu Liang' took the opportunity to brush his face.

"Why do you talk like that, old woman?" The man shook his sleeves and stood straight, "Do you know how much effort the Queen Mother and the General have made to invite Poor Dao to come here to chant for Mrs. Yue?" ”

Don't you work hard?

He was still in retreat in the Heavenly Pavilion Guanpanyun Tower, and he hadn't washed his hair, bathed or shaved for a month, and was directly dragged out by a bunch of soldiers and bandits with machetes by the neck.

Especially the leader, yes, it's Dugu Jun! Thief! If you don't agree with each other, you will cut someone!

Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, it's really a creation of evil.

Then it was this notorious little queen mother, who snatched him on the horse and galloped all the way from Tiangeguan to here.

Along the way, the little queen mother brainwashed him with a dagger, causing him indelible mental damage, she is so good at beeping!

is more fierce than that Dugu Jun, and he beeps so fiercely that he has to obey and obey her.

Of course, the most important thing is that she ...... this little queen mother

Helplessly, the fainting horse was too serious, and he fainted to death in the middle of the road, and he woke up to see so many people, which was really embarrassing.

Jiang Meiyu is going to be amused by him, such a thing still needs to be invited?

"Where did the sloppy liar come from? Come on, blast me out! Then she said angrily.

She knew that His Majesty hated pickled things the most, and Liang'er had only put a few farts in front of him before, and he was demoted from a talented person to a beauty.

Then her majesty will have no objection to driving away such a filthy thing.

You see, His Majesty's brows are about to twist into twists at this moment, and he is obviously very unhappy.

Yes, His Majesty the Emperor is very unhappy, did you see what Dugu Xingqi did just now?

She pulled up the dirty man's sleeve!

The dignified queen mother, close to men in full view? It's still so greasy!

Before, this man was riding with her!

If the first emperor and old man saw it, he would be able to jump out of the grave angrily!

His Majesty the Emperor thought so, the more he came into contact with Dugu Xingqi, the more he found that this woman was unruly.

After returning to the palace, he had to let the most qualified discipline mother in the palace teach her what royal etiquette is! What is the Queen Mother's honor!

The man also seemed to feel a trace of murderous aura, he subconsciously stayed away from Ji Quan, and said to Jiang Meiyu, "Old woman, you are really unreasonable, the poor Dao is the Heavenly Pavilion to comprehend the true Dao, and he has come to chant for Mrs. Yue, what kind of liar is it?" ”

Hearing this, Jiang Meiyu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "Enlightened Taoist? You? Ridiculously dead? ”

"That enlightened person is a master of the Dao, I heard that he was born handsome and extraordinary, how can he be such a beggar-like person as you?" There is also humanity in the crowd.

They simply felt that their intellect had been seriously insulted.

Dugu Xingqian and Dugu Jun are really good at doing things, and they dare to pretend to be enlightened people if they find someone to come.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, isn't this something that the queen mother and the general can testify?" The Wuzhen Daoist was a little innocent, and shook his head and sighed with his hands folded.

He pays the most attention to his image on weekdays, is cold, tense, easily does not see people, and easily ignores people...... It's easy not to help people.

Isn't this the slightest preparation to be caught by the demon king of the two mixed worlds?

You don't take a bath for a month, and you can still be handsome, and his head is cut off and used as a stool to sit on.

"Hahaha, what's funny? You were brought by the Queen Mother and the general, what can they do? "Jiang Meiyu's big teeth are about to laugh, you said that those two little beasts are arrogant, why are they so stupid?

It's just stupid, and I brought an even stupider dirty thing over.

Enlightened Taoist, "......"

Seeing that he didn't speak, Jiang Meiyu thought of something again, suddenly looked at Concubine De, and said, "Concubine De Niangniang, you have asked for the Fortune Talisman of Death from the Enlightened Truth Daoist, you have naturally seen him, please take a look, this is the Enlightened Truth Daoist?" ”

"Yes, Concubine De, please expose this liar in public! The Queen Mother and the General have been deceived, we can't be stupid enough to be deceived! ”

The crowd was angry, and they were afraid that Concubine De would be afraid of the obscenity of the queen mother and the general, and they would not dare to tell the truth.

After all, no matter how you look at it, that man looks like a charlatan.

Isn't that the scourge brother and sister talking nonsense with their eyes open?