Seeing that the runes were useless, and Song Yu was struggling more and more intensely, Dad shouted and said, "Applause." ”

After speaking, Dad started first, and slapped each other with both hands.

Applaud? I'm a little confused.

Song Yu hit the ghost, the rune was invalid, Han Leng suppressed it and didn't know how long it could last, once Song Yu broke free and lifted the lid of the bronze coffin to release the corpse powder butterfly, several of us will die here.

At such an existential juncture, my father actually asked us to applaud!

Aunt Han Bing absolutely believed in her father, so she also began to applaud. Although I didn't understand my father's intentions, I saw that the two of them had already started to applaud, so I had to clap along with it.

Something strange happened, after Song Yu heard the slap, the strength of the struggle gradually weakened and finally stopped.

Seeing this, Han Leng also slapped his hands desperately.

As the applause became louder and louder, Song Yu's mood became more and more stable, and the terrifying look on her face eased up, revealing a very mysterious smile, as if our applause made her very useful.

After laughing foolishly for a while, Song Yu suddenly began to untie the clothes on his body. She wasn't wearing much, a short trench coat on the top and a black tight tank top underneath.

After taking off his clothes, Song Yu ripped off his bra without shame and dropped two transparent rubber products, revealing a flat airfield...... Visually there is an A-. The word poor milk seems to be tailor-made for Song Yu, no wonder she likes to pretend to be a man, to some extent she is not as good as a man.

"Don't close your eyes, stare at it. Song Yu was caught up by the pompous ghost, and now he is gaining attention and applause, only in this way can he stop and forget the command to lift the coffin lid. Dad said.

Well, this is an incomparably sacred reason to appreciate a girl's body.

There is a kind of ghost called pompous ghost, which is changed by the little people at the bottom of the bottom of the society after death.

From ancient times to the present, there are too many such people, limited by the rules of social survival, they have not been paid attention to in their lives, and they are like weeds in lonely corners to fend for themselves. Even until they died, no one remembered their names, and they were hastily buried without tombstones.

In fact, this kind of person now has a very popular noun classification: otaku.

Eating instant noodles, I didn't go downstairs for a week. When I think about women, I jerk off with tears. Every day, I dream of becoming famous and known to the world, or I long to hit a unique artifact in an online game.

Reading stallion novels, I often talk to myself and imply that I am a genius chosen by God, and I will wonder if I will travel to the Ming Dynasty to be a prince after switching the electric switch!

After death, if this kind of person is too resentful, he will become an exaggerated ghost, and after the upper body, he will directly control the body control of the upper body, do the most shocking things, and win people's attention.

For example, some time ago, there was a news report that the female white-collar workers in the downtown area ran naked on the street, and the wedding host suddenly took out the guy and released the incident in public in public, all because of being exaggerated.

Dad and Han Bing are both cultivated people, with a good mentality, not to be surprised, and their faces are also very calm. Han Leng was depressed, and I was similar to him.

We are all normal people, who is a normal person who would show a hungry expression to the flat girl?

You know, I'm a fan of Liu Yan.

Song Yu's expression became more and more proud, and he unbuttoned the red calf belt and thought about taking off his pants.

"Dad...... Is there really no other way to deal with this pompous ghost? If Song Yu continues like this, when she comes back to her senses, I am afraid that she will commit suicide. ”

"Wait a minute, the pompous ghost is a villain after all, and the villain is easily satisfied. Let's sell some more strength and say something obedient. After Dad finished speaking, the slap became louder.

In the end, Song Yu took off only a pair of white sneakers and danced......

Poor my hands were red and swollen, and I had to hold back my shame and praise her loudly for her good figure, curvy curves, and dancing ecstasy.

People like to laugh when they are proud, and ghosts will float if they are proud.

The pompous ghost has now begun to float, and a big man in tattered clothes is now slowly floating from Song Yu's head, smiling extremely proudly.

As soon as the man's feet left the top of Song Yu's head, his father bit the tip of his tongue and opened his mouth to spew out a ray of true yang saliva that hit the yin body of the pompous ghost.

This mouthful of True Yang saliva Dad was ruthless, turning into a puff of blood mist in the air, faintly revealing golden light. Golden light is the color of my father's true qi, and when it comes to true qi, I can't help but want to say a few more words.

The so-called human life refers to the true qi, also known as the fire of the true yang, the fire of life. Ordinary people have it, but they are all hidden in their bones and cannot be used for themselves. If you want to use Taoist high-level magic, you must have True Qi as an aid.

For example, the immortal rope, thousands of miles of wind resistance, without true qi, you just hide the three thousand Dao backwards like a stream, and it's useless. The most important thing is that if Mai Xiangshi wants to become Mai Shenxiang, this divine character falls on Zhenqi.

Just like a chef can't stir-fry without fire, without fire, no matter how rich the ingredients are, no matter how much the seasoning is, it will all be in vain.

To get back to the point, after the pompous ghost was hit by his father's true yang salivation, he only had time to let out a miserable scream, and his yin body was wiped out, turning into black gas and completely destroyed.

……

Compared with the screams of pompous ghosts, the screams of Song Yu after waking up were shocking to the sky.

Since the exaggerated ghost left the body, Aunt Han Bing has begun to dress Song Yu, but Aunt Han Bing, who is majestic on her chest, obviously has not used a breast patch, and when she was hurriedly correcting Song Yu's position, Song Yu happened to wake up.

"What are you doing? Why take off my clothes! Song Yu covered his chest with both hands and said with shame and indignation.

"Song Yu, listen to me, things are not what you think......" Aunt Han Bing said helplessly.

"Does this need to be explained? Your innocence has been ruined by you! Song Yu rudely interrupted Aunt Han Bing's words.

"Oh, silly boy, we are all people who can be your elders, and it's nothing to look at them. The main reason is that the pompous ghost is too inferior, and it doesn't count if he strips you naked, but he actually lets you dance. No life, you don't hurry up and wipe the nosebleed off! ”

"What? I also danced? Mom, I'm not alive anymore. Sister, you wait for me, I'll go to you right away. Song Yu was so angry that he almost turned his back on him, and as soon as his eyes were closed, he planned to bite his tongue and commit suicide.

Han Bing said all the good things, but Song Yu had already made up his mind.

"How about I let Wu Ming marry you?" Dad said suddenly.

"Dad, I have already made a marriage contract with Qingxue, even if I am willing to marry Song Yu, I'm afraid I can't do it, right?" I said tentatively.

Although I feel sorry for Song Yu's figure, there is one thing to say that her appearance is still very up to standard, her skin is also very white, and her skin is fine and tender.

What's more, I haven't fantasized about taking in all their sisters before, Bai Qingxue is the yin wife, and Song Yu is the yang wife, enjoying all the blessings in the world.

"What's so hard about that? If Xiaobai can be allowed to recreate her body and return to adulthood, the marriage contract of heaven and earth will no longer exist. It's just that it's a little difficult to make Bai Qingxue yang, but it's not without hope. As long as you find the golden silk clothes, cold chalcedony, and the original body of Di Tai Sui as flesh and blood, you can recreate the body for Xiaobai. Dad said seriously.

The golden silk cloth is a national treasure, and only one has been unearthed in the Mawangdui Han Tomb in Changsha, and its value is self-evident. If you want to get the golden silk clothes, it is no less difficult than letting me go to Zhongnanhai to participate in politics.

It is said that the cold chalcedony is only found under the Antarctic glaciers, and according to the current scientific research progress, it is estimated that it will take hundreds of years to mine the cold chalcedony used to create a complete human skeleton. There is no hope until the planet warms and more than half of the glaciers dissolve.

The golden silk clothes and cold chalcedony are not the most difficult, the most difficult is the Tai Sui original body.

Tai Sui, commonly known as meat Ganoderma lucidum, is said to be the spiritual root born from the earth's yin, and it is grown by absorbing human corpses for nutrition. Not to mention how difficult it is to find the Tai Sui spiritual root, even this corpse is not a corpse, it must be a corpse without resentment at the end of its life.

When people are going to die, there are always more or less regrets in their hearts, and there is no one in ten thousand corpses without complaints. And to raise the earth Tai Sui, at least hundreds of such corpses are needed.

Therefore, everyone in the world knows the name of Tai Sui, but no one has ever seen it with their own eyes.

But Song Yu obviously didn't know this, so she was looking at me with wet eyes now. The look on his face was expectant, shy, and a little scared.

"Brother-in-law, are you willing to marry me?"