Volume 8: The Winning Official Chapter 14 Prostitutes are not as good as people
"Well, when I sold the Elite Cave Mansion, I asked someone to copy a copy of "Five Characters Yoga Xing" as an additional ......"
Qi Dian was secretly proud while talking nonsense, Buddha I was the foundation building master Yan Dan in my last life, and Yan Chixia is known as the Yan Zi generation, and at least one Jiazi's water milling kung fu is immersed in the double cultivation method of empty music and double luck, how can the level not be strong!
"But no matter how clever and wise you are, you shouldn't be able to practice the dual cultivation method in a day or two to enter the Mystery and kill the Quartet!" Evil Moon glared at the prayer with a vigilant gaze, as if to examine an Infernal Sect lurking in the Maha Infinite Palace.
Qidian raised his chin, his nostrils snorted with disdain, and he almost marked the four big words "I am a genius" on his face.
"Fahai is different from others, even if he doesn't know the double cultivation method of happiness and emptiness, he is also a great general in bed. Zong Heng took a sip of water from the tea pot, and quietly revealed the old bottom of the first knife of Fengyun: "This guy's yang goods are like glass tubes drooping to the knees, and the skin is like a flower roll, which is just in line with the rare "glass head" secret phase, and the royal maid was born with the ability to "close the essence and lock the gate". ”
"Secret Phase?" Evil Moon was so grinning that he could almost swallow a fist of his own: "He actually has a yellow red name?"
Zong Heng nodded vigorously.
The prayer was a little unnatural by him, and he sat down.
"Fa Ming, Fa Ming, I'm really convinced of you!" Chang Kaishen leaned back and smiled on the side: "It's just a lot of knowledge in other aspects, how come you even know a man's secret appearance?"
If you want to say that Qidian looks like a bare ass, he has not seen it in the giant spirit world, and he felt that this kid has a lot of money at that time, but this is nothing to the monk, and the "Mei Fengzi" function of Yuanguang Chuhug can transform any small snail into a thick arm, so he didn't care too much.
Who knows where this kid's JJ comes from, the secret name, Niang Xipi, how does it feel like a shotgun has been replaced with a nuclear warhead?
"Senior brother, you're thinking crooked again, aren't you? But I don't blame you, your mind is still in the mortal stage and hasn't turned a corner. Zong Heng put down the tea pot, dusted off the non-existent dust on his sleeves, and the summer insect on his face was speechless: "Don't think about how evil the battle in the room is, the double cultivation method can be summed up in a word: thinking is innocent! If you have to think crookedly, we won't be able to communicate." ”
"This kind of high-sounding talk has to be used to coax ghosts, isn't the battle in the room just a gambling with two eyes in the end?"
"You are right, but unlike gambling, as long as you keep it in control, you will always be the winner in the house, and if you are surging with lust and falling into obscenity, you will lose. Zong Heng turned his head, looked at the prayer and gave advice seriously: "Senior Brother Fahai, there is a way that the clay pot does not leave the well, and the general will inevitably die in battle." You also don't want to rely on your own secret name to do whatever you want, you must know that the method of dual cultivation is fast to enlightenment - for example, you can earn 1,452 true yuan overnight - but you will degenerate faster! You are still a Qi refining cultivator, it is still too risky to play this, if you really run into a master of charm and lose your own Yuan Zhen, you can't find a grave if you want to cry! Why can't you be safe, and wait until the foundation is built before you go out of the mountain?"
"I know, I know, I know it, I am most annoyed that you use this kind of elder tone to talk to me, and you still use you to teach me these taboos. "Qidian didn't listen to Zong Heng's advice at all, of course he has a lot of confidence, the double cultivation method of penance in the previous life plus the secret phase name in this life, the strong combination of the two forces, he can be afraid of whom.
As soon as the King of Heaven saw his ignorance, he knew that his rebellious advice just now was purely playing the harp to the cow. He also figured out why the Fahai Beginner in his previous life died so unbearably soon after, and even became the biggest laughing stock in the history of the Maha Immeasurable Palace.
At this time, the running hall of "Sanjiang Pavilion" will serve four dried fruits, four fresh fruits, four hot dishes, and a pot of monkey wine. These foods are all made with the most ordinary true spirit ingredients, and the spiritual energy contained in them can't even make up for the most basic one-turn true yuan, so it can't be regarded as Linggu immortal food.
"What is this, don't talk about eating, you feel like a bird is fading out of your mouth when you look at it!" Qi Dian felt that it was too vegetarian, and he greeted the second child who ran the hall incomparably - a beautiful female cultivator who was obviously refining qi ninefold: "Is there a "Poria Lingfeng" today? Yes? Okay, bring us a whole hanging stove honey roast ......" He ordered in a familiar tone, like a foodie connoisseur, Leng blinked the other three senior brothers who were watching from the side: "In addition, give each of us a bowl of jade lingzhi soup to rinse our mouths!" Replace this pot of garbage monkey wine for me, who rarely drinks the saliva of the monkey, and replace it with your Sanjiang Pavilion's signature good wine "Yutang Chun"!"
"Hey, hey, hey!" Evil Moon jumped to his feet anxiously: "Senior Brother Fahai, this meal is a treat for the family! You fucking still have a "Poria Lingfeng"! This thing costs five hundred spirit sand for one head! I usually earn almost enough to buy two of these pigs in a month!"
"I'm sick of it. Qi Dian patted the table impatiently: "How many big sons can be worth, I invited this Buddha!"
"Chenghui eight hundred and ninety-two grains of spiritual sand!" Sister Ran Tang sweetly reported the accounts, the meaning was very clear, first give the money and then eat, and made it clear that she didn't believe in the thickness of the wallets of these small shrimps.
Qi Dian asked her to bring dozens of tabula rasa spirit stones, and injected eight hundred and ninety-two true yuan into these stone dares that had almost used up their spiritual energy. This is also the characteristic of the shops in Fang City, if the poor ghost monks really have no money to spend, they can also sell their true yuan and help the whiteboard spirit stone to charge to offset the account.
However, most of them are unpopular wild monks who do this, which is quite embarrassing, and there are not many people who have a dragging face like Qidian.
"What is this little money, Buddha, I will work hard all night tonight and come back with everything. Qidian sat on the round stool, twisted his waist very obscenely, and made several piston protrusions, which made the cousin sister who was busy with cloth vegetables look sideways.
"If I didn't know you, I'd definitely beat you up. Zhuang Yuanlang leaned at him, his fingers forced, and crushed a pine tower with a click.
"You're jealous!" Qi Dian scooped a spoonful of spiritual lactated cheese, and his mouth chirped when he ate it: "Senior brother, in fact, it's not difficult for you to learn from me to make quick money, the method of dual cultivation, the body is only secondary, and the will is the first giant." Your divine consciousness realm is so powerful, once you get started, fuck, look at you, such a good skin, those fleshly giving fishing baskets Guanyin may lose their ten-pack abs when they see you. ”
"Is there a man in the room who is fighting for a man?" Chang Kaishen asked Zong Heng beside him viciously.
"Yes, there are many such as "Entering the Inner Scripture", "Inner Treasure Sutra", "Handover Sutra", "Dong Xuanzi", "Jade Room Secret" and so on. Evil Moon rushed to interject, he was originally robbed of Yuanyang by the Neimei female cultivator who was pregnant with a famous instrument, so he hated the house and Wu, how to look at the prayer ceremony that also carried the name of the instrument was not pleasing to the eye: "There is a number of societies called the "Incense Brotherhood" within our Maha Wuliang Palace, which is the group of people in this way, if you need this kind of exercise, just ask them to ask for it, and give it away for free. ”
Qi Dian's nose and mouth were crooked, and his hands trembled when he pointed at the senior brother: "I'll warn you for the last time, Fak Oil, don't try to destroy my Dao heart!"
"Let's go. The cousin patted him on the shoulder and placed a roasted oily jujube pig on the table.
"Female Bodhisattva, we are not bored to drink by ourselves, do you have a beautiful little lady? "This guy is so sophisticated that he said this with a hippie smile on his mouth, and one hand honestly and unceremoniously circled the little waist of the running cousin.
Sister Running Cousin stepped on his feet, and floated away like a flowing cloud, probably because she had seen the spending power of these shrimps, and this time she was very face-saving, and she didn't let them pay money first and then prostitute them.
"You are not small, that little second is a cultivator who refines qi ninefold, and you dare to be careless. Zong Heng looked at the prayer ceremony very unpleasantly, he was really a little unconvinced, how to say that I am also a Jindan monk who traveled from five hundred years later to the youth, why is there no rookie on the scene.
"Laymen, aren't they? These monks are looking for inspiration to break through the threshold, and they have to play samadhi and stoop to it. Their attitude is very upright, they only think they are mortals, and they will not take up the monk's shelf when they are idle. Qidian pouted out the window: "If you don't believe it, there is a beggar at the door of "Sanjiang Pavilion" catching lice, and the fruit position seems to be still Jindan, you go and give him two painless slaps, and then give him a steamed bun, and he will say that Uncle Xie will enjoy the meal." ”
"That's right. Evil Moon nodded and agreed: "The reason why these monks turn into mortals is actually to hone their state of mind, so as to achieve a breakthrough in a flash of inspiration, as long as it is a small trouble, they still have a little bit of forbearance." ”
"Nonsense!" "Duowen Heavenly King scoffed at this statement, and he didn't break the threshold in his previous life: "Which cultivator is not a careful eye for keeping accounts on the plate?
As she was talking, Sister Runtang led the four warblers Yanyan over.
But every pair of beautiful eyes that are looking forward to it is staring at one person.
"Why don't you come first, Senior Brother?" Qidian originally wanted to be polite to Chang Kaishen, he had already been optimistic, and among the four courtesans, there was a blonde girl with blue eyes and a bewitching figure who stood out from the crowd.
Who knows, Zhuang Yuanlang is not even modest, so he directly ordered the most beautiful blonde sweet sister.
Qi Dian scolded his mother in his heart, but someone else had a seizure on the spot.
"Which turtle grandson who doesn't have long eyes dares to pry the Buddha's feet?"
The door of the private room was kicked open, and a demon cultivator with an elephant head and a human body, with a fat belly like a pear, broke in with a majestic spirit. He hugged his four fleshy arms to his chest, and the corners of his eyes were lowered under the long elephant trunk, and they only swept slightly, cutting through the air in the room like a knife.